Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Francis Dollarhyde]

It's all water weight guise

AmberLynn, 2019. Except she will go "Oh muh feet!"

 

[Dovahshit]

hopefully, early bedbound saga is really boring

hopefully we will see her shouting at becky for some orange chicken

 

[Haesindang Park]

AmberLynn, 2019. Except she will go "Oh muh feet!"

and "OW MUH LEG!"

 

[Turd Blossom]

Uhhhh this person is WAY off-base! Amber had a chicken sandwich and cheesy-tots!!! Everyone knows you can't slowly kill yourself with chicken, it's ZERO points!

 

[Twinkie]

Outsmarted by the beanbag.

 

[Birthday Dickpunch]

Not sure why people bother. "Are we really playing semantics here?" .... She must be new.

 

[Sparkletor]

Nugget - a small chunk or lump of another substance

Those cheesy tots were technically potato nuggets

CHECKMATE!

 

[Turd Blossom]

Amber just posted an IG vid quickly scrolling through the questions she received. Most were about the BK mukbang and her dietician, but this one caught my eye:

Also there was one that said "You're still pretty even though you're fat".
I'm going to guess she'll pick the 1 or 2 complimentary ones and a few softball questions, however, unless she's feeling extra sassy.

 

[Twinkie]

So, just to point out. This was filmed immediately after her Torrid try-on. Nobody was home while she filmed that because they were out getting food. Amberlynn wasn't with them because if she was, she wouldn't have had to ask what Becky got to eat.

I find it funny that because of the way she filmed, she's stuck with two videos wearing a dress backwards

 

[Strine]

Gorl got comments saying her old pic looked nothing like her so she responded with this. No comment.

Speaking of no comments, she also disabled comments on it which is unusual for our gorl. You'll notice her hideous photos of Becky have plenty of unmoderated comments. Also, is she still wearing her muumuu backwards? The strings look exceptional. Gorl you look enough like ham already; this roast didn't need trussing.

 

[JambledUpWords]

View attachment 598406Gorl got comments saying her old pic looked nothing like her so she responded with this. No comment.

She also disabled comments which is unusual for our gorl. You'll notice her hideous photos of Becky have plenty of unmoderated comments.

If she were actually good-looking, she wouldn’t need this much Snapchat filter. All that lighting can’t hide the beetus brown eyeshadow and the triple chin. That picture looks like prime catfishing material, if said person never looks up any of her videos. Is Al searching for her next girlfriend victim?

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

This can't be a recent photo ...

 

[Twinkie]

Anyone who falls for a snapchat/IG filter deserves what they get, but she's gotten so fat it looks like the filters have given up and that's even taking into consideration that it's a super high fat girl angle

 

[Strine]

Actually gorls, it is a recent pic. Save Twinkie is right. She's both filtering the shit out of it, and lying down so the adipose corona around her face is sagging out of sight. It's FGAS 2.0.

 

[El_Guapo's Sweater]

The sparkly star filter in her hair just covers the grease and dandruff ... to bring out the daintiness....

 

[I liek fr0gs]

We all know Becky is too much of a bitch made nigga to tell Amber she has an ulcer or if she smells rot. I forgot what thread the foot picture is in but it's when Amber was showing off some fuzzy pink open toe slippers in a vlog. The toe nails where so long they started to curl and could easily start ingrowing into the bottom of her toes. If she were to lose a foot an ingrown toenail would be the culprit.

The smell of DM foot in the end stages where amputation is necessary is something one will never forget. Sickly sweet stench of rotting human flesh.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Actually gorls, it is a recent pic. Save Twinkie is right. She's both filtering the shit out of it, and lying down so the adipose corona around her face is sagging out of sight. It's FGAS 2.0.

Expectation vs. Reality:

 

[Xenomorph]

View attachment 598406Gorl got comments saying her old pic looked nothing like her so she responded with this. No comment.

She also disabled comments which is unusual for our gorl. You'll notice her hideous photos of Becky have plenty of unmoderated comments.

AHAHAHAHAHAHA OH PLEASE HAMBONE. Drop the filters already I can see your floppy egg titty in your armpit folds

 

[Malibougie]

I don’t know if the secondhand embarrassment is worse with her using a 200lb lighter as a profile pic, or the obviously filtered snap picture. They are both terrible.

She thinks that she can lie and out smart her viwers, and they are just too dumb to notice, but AL you can’t fool the eyes. We may be idiots, but we certainly aren’t blind!

Lmao I’m still low key waiting for waiting for Ashton Kutcher to pop out from a one of my doorways to let me know that he had been Punk’ing everyone with AL’s help for the prank.

Where are you Ashton?! C’mon out, We need you. (Odd sentence that I never thought I would say or plan to use ever again).

 

[FitBitch]

Expectation vs. Reality:
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I mean, even with filters on her face looks lumpy af.