Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[raritycunt]

Yeah she could not even maintain 3000 no joke

The fact that 3000 calories is a challenge for her is shocking

Yeah ,ever since we entered the bed bound era, it's been fucking boring. Smh

Agreed, the last three months have been so dry.

Edited because I forgot to finish the first sentence

 

[raritycunt]

“People mock her” oh sweet jesus

 

[Xenomorph]

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“People mock her” oh sweet jesus

First of all she doesnt have BED because she would eat whatever she could, instead AL eats specific foods she enjoys the taste of. Amberlynn Reid overeats because she loves it. She loves the feeling of eating and feeling full because she has massive problems with coping.

Give me a fucking break, both AL and Eugenia Cooney need to be put away.

It's the same high she gets from shopping.

Also if AL ate less she wouldnt die like anorexics would if they ate something.

 

[Dokkaebi]

This is why I'm a firm believer that this is the end for Amber. At this point she can't even walk or talk without getting winded. Her life off camera is probably her sitting in bed or on the couch all day while Becky gets her food. Also the fact that she can't even maintain 3000 calories is really sad. Even if you were smart with fast food you could find a way to maintain that much and eat as much fried shit as you wanted to.

She's getting dangerously close to becoming one of those TLC special people. Literally the only thing that would save her is to get put in a rehab and have supervision. No visits. While a dr. like Dr. Now gives her a weight loss plan and her food is given very strictly. What hurts her the most is that Becky is her food courier and she does whatever she says because Amber is her meal ticket.

 

[ADHD]

If we learned anything from the dietician saga, it's that Amber's Optavia "Health Coach" is going to have to put in some work to earn that $$$.

She only has to work hard if she actually wants Amber to stick with the program. She can make super easy money by giving Amber permission to double or triple her intake (and hence, the amount she orders).

 

[Twinkie]

I love that she said AL is over 600 lbs. This is one asspat our gorl shant be retweeting

 

[Xenomorph]

This is why I'm a firm believer that this is the end for Amber. At this point she can't even walk or talk without getting winded. Her life off camera is probably her sitting in bed or on the couch all day while Becky gets her food. Also the fact that she can't even maintain 3000 calories is really sad. Even if you were smart with fast food you could find a way to maintain that much and eat as much fried shit as you wanted to.

She's getting dangerously close to becoming one of those TLC special people. Literally the only thing that would save her is to get put in a rehab and have supervision. No visits. While a dr. like Dr. Now gives her a weight loss plan and her food is given very strictly. What hurts her the most is that Becky is her food courier and she does whatever she says because Amber is her meal ticket.

But how does she survive with constant asspatting online on some form of social media??

Is our gorl dead?

 

[raritycunt]

This is why I'm a firm believer that this is the end for Amber. At this point she can't even walk or talk without getting winded. Her life off camera is probably her sitting in bed or on the couch all day while Becky gets her food. Also the fact that she can't even maintain 3000 calories is really sad. Even if you were smart with fast food you could find a way to maintain that much and eat as much fried shit as you wanted to.

She's getting dangerously close to becoming one of those TLC special people. Literally the only thing that would save her is to get put in a rehab and have supervision. No visits. While a dr. like Dr. Now gives her a weight loss plan and her food is given very strictly. What hurts her the most is that Becky is her food courier and she does whatever she says because Amber is her meal ticket.

I can’t understand why Becky is perfectly happy to sit and be her slave, yes I know amber probably yells at her when she doesn’t get food but she can’t PHYSICALLY hurt her, maybe Becky needs to lock amber in her room during binge monster moments because the alternative is killing her

 

[Tiny Clanger]

Emotional blackmail. And Becky has been dumb and greedy enough to end up completely beholden to Albert and will have that point constantly reinforced at huge volume until she goes and gets the deep fried hippo her dainty gorlfren is requesting. With menaces. And extra-large fries.

To be fair - and I think Becky was beyond moronic to get herself in this situation - she also can't just let Big Al scream the house down cos of the queens. Especially Rickie. If Albert screams until she gets what she wants - and she will, we know that - and it keeps Rickie awake when he has to work, Becky's situation becomes completely untenable. And bear in mind Becky is so brainwashed that, when they talked about AL being an absolute cunt to Becky when the Binge Monster™ appears, Becky comforted her. The abused comforted the abuser....how fucked up is that? How fucked (entitled, solipsistic etc) is AL that she thinks that's ok? Clue, you ludicrous heffalump - its not ok. Not by any metric.

I'd feed the beast until it exploded. Job dun, problem solved. Have another bun, dearest.

 

[Sidney Crosby]

I can imagine Amber's little piggy face light up like Christmas reading the first sentence, fatass finger hovering over the retweet button...and then seeing that fucking second sentence, lmao.

Will she block or reply with 'uUHM im NAWT 600 you BITCH im 560 get it right boo boo childe okkkuurrr'

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

I don't have sympathy for anorexics either so tough shit. Every other person with a mental illness is told to get help, get therapy, and get a grip to avoid destructive behavior but it seems everyone acts like eating disorders are untouchable.

You can't act like being unable to put the fork down (or pick the fork up) is similar to a mood disorder or severe depression if you're also gonna say there's nothing to fix it besides enabling them with "Yasss slay ur a fighter gurl stay strong uwu".

It was probably a shady post anyway, but I enjoy wondering how AL reacted to it the second she saw the TOTALLY UNREALISTIC 600 POUNDS PART LIKE WHAT SHE'S NOWHERE NEAR THAT.

 

[Mimly]

What are some of the funniest amber edits you've watched?

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Next time the Binge Monster shows up, Becky should just throw bags of carrots at AL and lock her in their room. If AL really has BED she would eat every last carrot. It might be the only way that AL could lose weight.

I don't have sympathy for anorexics either so tough shit. Every other person with a mental illness is told to get help, get therapy, and get a grip to avoid destructive behavior but it seems everyone acts like eating disorders are untouchable.

You can't act like being unable to put the fork down (or pick the fork up) is similar to a mood disorder or severe depression if you're also gonna say there's nothing to fix it besides enabling them with "Yasss slay ur a fighter gurl stay strong uwu".

It was probably a shady post anyway, but I enjoy wondering how AL reacted to it the second she saw the TOTALLY UNREALISTIC 600 POUNDS PART LIKE WHAT SHE'S NOWHERE NEAR THAT.

Bulimia and anorexia are taken pretty seriously, BED not so much.

 

[Synthwave]

I think Hambert gets so upset when people call Optavia out is because she needs this, as her last hope of losing weight. And when people tell her Optavia is not some magic pill that will make her lose 200lbs in a year, she gets defensive and goes in denial, cause she needs this to happen, as if the people telling her its bs are denying her from losing weight. It is amazing how much she screws herself over and lashes out at everyone who tries to help. Even I have ran out of empathy.

 

[Mister Princess]

I think Hambert gets so upset when people call Optavia out is because she needs this.

it aint workin, deadass would be surprised if shes stuck to it longer than the first day. shes tryna do damage control rn and her next video will be "Why Optavia Didn't Work For Me" and then "CHEESECOCK FACTORY MOOKBANG"

 

[fashion]

What are some of the funniest amber edits you've watched?

We already have a thread for that:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fan-made-videos-the-haydur-nation.41706/

But answering your question, I love this one:
https://youtu.be/KN07DAb1tv8

 

[Strine]

Bulimia and anorexia are taken pretty seriously, BED not so much.

Gorl doesn't have BED, but the only reason she said she did was because she will blame anything she can think of if it means she can feel like she's somehow not culpable for her conscious decisions about food. If it wasn't BED it would be something else, anything else, but unless she literally goes into a fugue state when she eats, she's in total control of what goes in her stomach.

There's no treatment she could receive for any kind of disorder that would actually result in weight loss; appetite suppressants barely did anything because Amber doesn't eat for hunger, she eats to distract herself from the little voice in her head telling her she's ruined her life and ending it soon. A healthy person contradicts these voices, but our gorl just plugs their mouths with orange chicken.

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

Bulimia and anorexia are taken pretty seriously, BED not so much.

I retract my statement anyway, I was hangry and waiting for lunch break lol. I know next to nothing about BED either since I've only ever heard about it once I discovered AL.

 

[Xenomorph]

nice chest flab, she has makeup on huh..must be on the prowl

 

[Turd Blossom]

Is our gorl dead?

Our gorl hasn't gone to the Great Cheesecake Factory in the Sky just yet.

Now that she's operating at peak performance from eating her entire shipment of fuelings, I'd like to think she's just quietly reflecting and diligently working on "phase 3" of her 2019 weightloss journey plan.