Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[8008135]

Actual cleavage should not a) reach all the way to your chins, and b) look like a monstrous ass crack.

 

[497]

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nice chest flab, she has makeup on huh..must be on the prowl

makeup and target earrings on- she went on an early vday date with becky.

 

[Turd Blossom]

makeup and target earrings on- she went on an early vday date with becky.

A week in on her 800-1000 calorie cardboard diet and our gorl is all gussied up and singing. Since she only manages to put earrings and makeup on when there's food involved and she's clearly in a good mood, it's a fair bet that Amber convinced Becky to take her out for a romantic dinner at Red Lobster.
And the chances of her ordering anything lean, green or within her calorie limits are pretty small.

Here's another pic she snapped where it looks like she's outside somewhere. The hair and dandruff on her sweater are a really nice touch.

ETA: Holy shit. I've taken the liberty of comparing her chin situation in her SC pic to a screenshot of her most recent video. Gorl these filters are ridiculous.

 

[Strine]

If Amber is silent, she's probably just doing what she does on and off camera: eating, talking about eating, thinking about eating, going places to eat, and planning eating. I heard she was hanging out with fellow dyke loser Rafe - the Binge Monster might take the form of the munchies today. I'm continually in astonish at how she excuses herself from content production by saying she can't think of interesting video ideas, yet when she does upload, the "interest" factor is meant to be her eating something like a deranged pig or, even worse, kvetching to the camera in one of her sit-down "real talk" asspat honeypot videos where she gurgles the same excuses she's been using since Adam was a boy. If she considers content like that interesting enough for videos, imagine how boring her life is when she DOESN'T think it's worth filming. True existential horror in the South - suddenly Gummo makes sense.

I'm loving this latest trend of crushing her B-cups into some kind of fakakta clavicle ass in every photo - mothers lock up your daughters who look like your mentally handicapped sons; this stone cold (or Cold Stone) dyke fox is on the hunt!

 

[JambledUpWords]

Big Al and Tess could compete for who uses the most filters on their photos. Her filters should fool no one. She has a very public Youtube channel where people can see what she really looks like.

 

[Silver Surfer]

The anticipation is killing me. Anyone else find themselves hoping (against logic) that she’s stuck to optavia?

 

[Guardsman42]

I think the 'coach' she got is a brilliant capitalist. Shill a con job to an idiot who will pay you tons of money for it. Rake in the commission, just reaffirm their hopes. When it all fails, completely blameless because your mark never followed directions. Hamber can't be pissed at the coach because she's violating all the rules..and we know she'll likely order multiples of this bullshit to keep up appearances. So basically, she paid for some one's weekend vacation. <Maybe not. I don't know how that part works, but if you shill a grand or so of this, I'd imagine you'd have the money for a hotel room for a night or two?>

Edit: Alright some quick googling..the maximum rate if you go through all their bullshit is 31% ...which is pretty fucking impressive. Entry level seems to be 15%? So this Coach could really make some good money off Hamber for doing jack and shit.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I retract my statement anyway, I was hangry and waiting for lunch break lol. I know next to nothing about BED either since I've only ever heard about it once I discovered AL.

Shame on you, a doctor of all people

The anticipation is killing me. Anyone else find themselves hoping (against logic) that she’s stuck to optavia?

I really do hope, but I know for a fact she has not. Surprisingly, a lot of us on here WANT to see her succeed, no matter how she labels us haydurs. Shit we’d probably be her biggest supporters if she actually turned it around and committed to honest healthy weight loss.

We’re just not dumb enough to think she will. Kiwis have documented the cycle of AL far too well.

 

[Twinkie]

I would never be a ~supporter of this cunt even if she lost weight (she never will). She is an objectively bad person

 

[marjoram]

Still slogging through the early pages of this thread and I've found something interesting on page 126. Hotcheetospuffs posted a link to Big Al's tumblr; it's a wall of text letter to Krystle and it was written almost exactly 4 years ago.

Wordsmithlynn is writin' with a fierce but even in spite of that it's kinda interesting.....

 

[Dr. Samuel Hayden]

Shame on you, a doctor of all people

To be fair I'm only an expert on Hell technology, although there IS a demon similar to our gorl in DOOM.

Spoiler: Although it seems to have a gunt more like Becky's

 

[Rokko]

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nice chest flab, she has makeup on huh..must be on the prowl

That looks like a butt that is pooping out amber.

 

[Crispy Chicken]

ALR: Wait there's rumours Dana and Destiny broke up?!? Hang on, Becky hold my Sprite Zero! Lemme just post some pics of me looking like I actually shower everyday. Nope no-no ...definitely no overhead hide my chins shots, Density loves the bewbs, got get my girls out for this one.

She actually managed to filter out her (probably filthy) hair.

 

[497]

The anticipation is killing me. Anyone else find themselves hoping (against logic) that she’s stuck to optavia?

Kind of- hoping she's planning on doing a big reveal of losing 20 pounds this week. Have to know better though- if she was doing well she would of posted her starting weight, measurements and be doing a weigh in every week or 2. Show the journey so she can sell this crap later.

The coach is probably telling AL "it's ok booboo you ate some chips that were on the table at the Mexican restaurant, just get back on track the next day" so AL figures might as well binge the whole day and get back on track the next day. then the coach reminds her to make sure she has enough feelings so she doesn't run out after the 20 days worth since she knows AL ate half of them already. Just keep giving AL ass pats and tell her how good she is doing to keep the money coming.

 

[ADHD]

Show the journey so she can sell this crap later.

Selling MLM crap is too much effort for Amber, especially since it would be a drop in a bucket compared to what she makes from YT/YN.

 

[Turd Blossom]

Still slogging through the early pages of this thread and I've found something interesting on page 126. Hotcheetospuffs posted a link to Big Al's tumblr; it's a wall of text letter to Krystle and it was written almost exactly 4 years ago.
Wordsmithlynn is writin' with a fierce but even in spite of that it's kinda interesting.....

A link to the original post with Big Al's tumblr:

This is old, but I hadn't seen it before. Quotable quotes "The gym is literally heaven to me." and " I am even lying to YouTube. No longer am I the girl on there being honest with my actions." http://mustbepearls.tumblr.com/post/110210176093/dear-krystle-3-hi-baby-so-while-you-are-over

It's amazing just how little has changed in 4 years.

Some notable excerpts:

• "So much talk is said but so little action is taken. I have figured out in the last couple of years that this is not my fault."
• "I am screaming so hard on the inside and outside but no one hears me... my scream is strong and it wants to be catched, hugged, soothed, and healed."
• "I am not saying I am going to purely eat broccoli and plain chicken but I am going to stop lying to myself and everyone else, finally fall onto track instead of staying off of it"
• "Purposly trying to eat less is such a tedious chore but it is also a blessing, a blessing of sorts that can create me to come out of hiding and be an inspiration again. I want to inspire."

Thanks for reminding us of this masterpiece, @marjoram . These old blogs are all the more fun to revisit knowing what an amazeen writer our gorl imagined herself to be while typing these out.

 

[CreedenceLeonoreGielgud]

• "I am not saying I am going to purely eat broccoli and plain chicken but I am going to stop lying to myself and everyone else, finally fall onto track instead of staying off of it"

Comedy writers work 80 hours a week to create their art.

Comedy writers are gifted with witty language.

Comedy writers would love to effortlessly mutate two phrases like fall into line and stay on the right track, but they have to apply effort to do that.

I think Amber has more gifts than we give her credit for. She's just ... differently gifted.

 

[raritycunt]

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nice chest flab, she has makeup on huh..must be on the prowl

Has she always flaunted her tits or is it recently in the last year? I can't remember seeing it in her older vlogs but the last six months at least have been full of cleavage shots, "accidentally" having the camera too low and spilling food on her tits while she moans about it. Either she's stopped giving a fuck about covering herself as much or shes trying to be a sexy slug queen

 

[Xenomorph]

A link to the original post with Big Al's tumblr:

It's amazing just how little has changed in 4 years.

Some notable excerpts:

• "So much talk is said but so little action is taken. I have figured out in the last couple of years that this is not my fault."
  
• "I am screaming so hard on the inside and outside but no one hears me... my scream is strong and it wants to be catched, hugged, soothed, and healed."
  
• "I am not saying I am going to purely eat broccoli and plain chicken but I am going to stop lying to myself and everyone else, finally fall onto track instead of staying off of it"
  
• "Purposly trying to eat less is such a tedious chore but it is also a blessing, a blessing of sorts that can create me to come out of hiding and be an inspiration again. I want to inspire."

Thanks for reminding us of this masterpiece, @marjoram . These old blogs are all the more fun to revisit knowing what an amazeen writer our gorl imagined herself to be while typing these out.
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She's barely literate, what makes her think she can write?

 

[raritycunt]

I would never be a ~supporter of this cunt even if she lost weight (she never will). She is an objectively bad person

Agreed; shes shown tendencies of being abusive to animals and people, shes arrogant, rude, smug, bitchy, immature and just a downright bitch - if she was skinny she'd just be a stereotypical "mean girl" type.