Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

DubbleBubble said:
How incredibly sad is it that "Not dying at age 30" isn't worth the effort, but youtube bucks for more binge fuel and wommart trash is. Shit like this is why I have zero optimism.

Amber wants to die, because from everything we've seen she loves food and feeling full more than life itself. And honestly it's just simply the path of least resistance, which is a defining trait of ALR I think. She just slowly rolls down the gently sloped hill to her doom instead of getting up and doing something about it.
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Wherever her mind goes when she is eating is way more pleasant than when she is existing in our reality. She has no other interests other than escaping with food.
 
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Masta said:
It’s Zach sucking Amber’s dick for 20 minutes.
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Throw in Chantal with fur-lined handcuffs, Becky in a leather harness with a cat o' nine tails, Beetus Drake in nipple clamps wired to a car battery, a thickly lubricated Nikocado and Simply Sara dripping hot candle wax on top of everyone and I'm in! Only to observe, of course.
 
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Concerned Vagino-American said:
Throw in Chantal with fur-lined handcuffs, Becky in a leather harness with a cat o' nine tails, Beetus Drake in nipple clamps wired to a car battery, a thickly lubricated Nikocado and Simply Sara dripping hot candle wax on top of everyone and I'm in! Only to observe, of course.
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This should be in the NASTY thread
 
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Turd Blossom said:
Jesus, I do not miss that eardrum-piercing shriek-laugh. Thankfully we haven't been subjected to it much lately. These days it's reserved for the rare occasion when she's in a group setting and wants attention, or when she wants to point out how "Becky says the funniest things, y'all!".

And no doubt this made Al sad, not only was this back when Zach kissed her ass, but amazingly you can actually see her choker, instead of wondering if there's maybe one hidden between her neck rolls.
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I don't think she can shriek laugh anymore. Now it's WHEEEEEEEZEjesuschristIcan'tbreatheWHEEEEEEZE
 
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mousetrap said:
amberlynn definitely had a really fucked up childhood, but i always wonder what kind of trauma leads to her (or people like her.)
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Well a lot of MSHPL whiners have just regular shit that happens to lots of people. Even the touched by an uncle ones were fat before the Uncle fucking.
 
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Guardsman42 said:
It took her a month or so to lose less then 12 pounds. And she then went radio quiet. The thing is, as many have pointed out, she could take a shit, and use some diuretics and lose all that weight in a single day.
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Only reason I clicked her videos is to read the comments. Now her YouTube comments section is insufferable due to her haydurs fucking off to other reactors channels and im too lazy to click on so many drama queens just to read comments. Can any one suggest good reactors channels? I've only seen Katie w and her videos are ok
 
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Only reason I clicked her videos is to read the comments. Now her YouTube comments section is insufferable due to her haydurs fucking off to other reactors channels and im too lazy to click on so many drama queens just to read comments. Can any one suggest good reactors channels? I've only seen Katie w and her videos are ok
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Check the haydur nation thread for reaction channels. Pro tip: They're all cows too.

Ambeast is a reuploader (not a reactor) who gets a decent amount of comments (over 200 so far for AL's latest video)
 
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I've not followed Amber for that long (and forgive me but I couldn't read the whole forum) but I wonder if Amber rewards herself for small achievements by gorging herself so much she gains right back the weight she's lost. I've known a whale who once cut back on getting a super sweet medium "coffee" at Starbucks every day then by the end of the week rewarded herself with around 3 of their massive Frapochinos (however they're spelt) that weekend. Any small amount of weight she might have lost was totally negated and she had put on weight by the next week. This kind of exceptionalism just kind of feels up Amber's alley
 
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Candidae said:
I've not followed Amber for that long (and forgive me but I couldn't read the whole forum) but I wonder if Amber rewards herself for small achievements by gorging herself so much she gains right back the weight she's lost. I've known a whale who once cut back on getting a super sweet medium "coffee" at Starbucks every day then by the end of the week rewarded herself with around 3 of their massive Frapochinos (however they're spelt) that weekend. Any small amount of weight she might have lost was totally negated and she had put on weight by the next week. This kind of exceptionalism just kind of feels up Amber's alley
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Hey, Amber has Binj Eeeedeeeen Disordur okay. She KNOWS how to lose weight, don't you remember the 89 elbees? She's big but hulthy. She hates fattie foods and is allergic to many of them. She's the QUEEN OF MODERATION. I find your lack of faith disturbing.
 
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Candidae said:
I've not followed Amber for that long (and forgive me but I couldn't read the whole forum) but I wonder if Amber rewards herself for small achievements by gorging herself so much she gains right back the weight she's lost. I've known a whale who once cut back on getting a super sweet medium "coffee" at Starbucks every day then by the end of the week rewarded herself with around 3 of their massive Frapochinos (however they're spelt) that weekend. Any small amount of weight she might have lost was totally negated and she had put on weight by the next week. This kind of exceptionalism just kind of feels up Amber's alley
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The short answer is, yes. However, she usually takes a shit, considers that actual weight loss, manipulates her girlfriend into taking her out to dinner somewhere and then moans about water weight. This cycle has been slightly different, but I think that's only because she saw her sub count drop and it scared the fuck out of her and those around her who depend on those sweet YT bux
 
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