Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

I'm fairly certain that she considered the whole "I'll give you credit and a shout out on every video in December boo-boo!" a fair payment. Big gorl legit thinks of herself as a huge yt star and just a mention from her ought to be good enough.

Awwww, she honestly thinks she's people. That's cute, ngl.

She hasn't even committed to Vlogmas this year, so "every video in December" could equal three.

The fuck is wrong with thi- Oh wait. It's ALR. Riiiight.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

We know the react channels, especially the larger ones; are thorns in her overly ample backside. I suspect it frosts her fritters that the creators of a number of these sites have been sent fan art; some of which is pretty decent. I wonder if she thinks her - ahem - fan base are so over-awed by Her Everythingness, that they needed encouragement to send her their humble offerings? No matter how many intros she's sent, I'll bet anything she'll leverage that for months, bragging about there having been SO many great ones to choose from, from SO many ardent supporters.

 

[L. Ron Hubbard's Cat]

Shout out to @meatball for this catch in her most recent video:

Spoiler: mystery bottle

She's absolutely pissing herself on various pieces of furniture. As it was discussed in that video's thread, it is extremely unlikely that this is for Twinkie incontinence because there are many other brands available specifically for pet urine removal, and this one just happens to include "people."

I also feel like we've seen enough videos of Twinkie pissing outside to believe that, if nothing else, she does get taken out a few times a day to pee.

Kinda playing devil's advocate here, but the cats may have gone on strike if their box(es) were neglected long enough. If Becky's really been ill, you can bet that the litter hasn't been changed in a while. And no one in that house would think to look for something specifically for pets -- the first bottle they see, preferably with the flashiest label, is the one they'll get.

I do believe AL is wetting herself, though. No one puts 600 lbs of pressure on a human bladder (especially when they hold it until they're bursting and then have to do gymnastics to heave themselves up off the floor) without consequences. I just feel kinda obligated to point out other plausible explanations when I see them.

 

[WeDon'tNeedToWhisper]

Finally, some fresh mi1k from this cow. Like others have said, the time to sort through her shitty videos over the last couple of years and find decent clips or screenshots would be a lot of effort on it's own. Thirty fucking dollars, wait, no, she didn't even wanna pay in the first place, only after she got flack for it. What a bitch, she eats out constantly, spending double or triple $30 each day for her and Becky's food, but putting any money back into her YouTube channel that affords her that luxury(?), forget it.

Also, what a huge cunt for saying she'll only pay through Venmo because it's "convenient" for her. Like, you can't make this shit up.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Anyone else notice her side of the Hyundai is tore up? This is the passenger side and looks to me like it's been hyperextended each time of her getting in and out. Which means she's pushing the door open wider than its meant to go.
The cow actually can't fit through the opening now.
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That's from last year when according to Amber, some backwoods Kentucky gay hater committed a hate crime on their car when they weren't looking, and Becky's backwoods Kentucky brother in law tried to pull out the dent.

The Kentucky lesbian car beaters posse very conveniently bashed the door jamb exactly where a mobility scooter with a 600 pound screeching payload not paying attention would have coincidentally ran into it. Clever bigots!

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Since they don't bother with any kind of sheet or covering, I bet the piss spray was for the living room mattress situation. A 600 pound butterball heaving herself up from a foot off the floor is going to cause a squirt or two.

 

[marjoram]

I'd love to know how much she tips servers and delivery drivers. If Big Al can't eat it she really is a miserly bitch....

 

[giga melt]

Since they don't bother with any kind of sheet or covering, I bet the piss spray was for the living room mattress situation. A 600 pound butterball heaving herself up from a foot off the floor is going to cause a squirt or two.

This is what I thought too. Why else keep it bare?

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

Ah, my favorite fall decor — some plastic pumpkins, a sign from the dollar store that says “Thankful,” and a bottle of urine destroyer. I remember Martha Stewart giving tips on how the red and yellow on the bottle paired nicely with some orange pumpkins.

 

[a834604]

I mean 30 bucks for a quick intro card from an amateur fan would be understandable but for an intro video that's just sad. Amber's understanding of an intro seems to be an unicorn emoji and a slap sound and has no idea what graphic designers and editors do and how much their equipment/softwares/stock library licenses alone cost.

 

[Mandaark]

I'd say $60-80/hr is reasonable for stuff like this. Making an intro like this might be done in an hour or less (edit: though it obviously wouldn't be extremely elaborate) if the person had the proper software, skill, and importantly, the clips to work with.

But part of the problem is that she's not providing anything -- no footage, no music, no real direction. So she expects someone to sift through her entire YouTube catalog (I guess?) to find clips. That part is ridiculous. Either she thinks someone is going to spend hours and hours (time they could spend on their real jobs or with their loved ones -- two things AL doesn't ever have to worry about) to find stuff and not charge for that time, OR they're already such huge fans that they totally know exactly what footage to use and it's just a matter of pulling it up. That's the real tell, imo. Anyone could be ignorant about how much to pay and lowball an offer, plenty of people are entitled enough to ask others to do creative work for free -- but AL's once again distinguished herself for sheer arrogance and stupidity.

Edit 2: That bit about "but only if you have Venmo, because that's the most convenient for me" really grinds my gears. Either you think someone's work is worth paying for or you don't. If she really can't pay someone any other way, it's fine to stipulate that when negotiating a project, but "I'll toss a few bucks your way if you insist, but not if I have to go out of my way to do it" is another kettle of fish.

Which is another thing -- and yeah, now I'm ranting but this shit really bothers me -- is she actually expecting people to just put in this work, submit their projects, and then she can (maybe, if it's convenient) toss a few bucks at the "winner"? Bitch, that ain't how it works. Go on Fiverr and find someone whose work looks appealing to you, negotiate a project and price, FUCKING PAY THEM, and then use your new intro. You're not doing anyone any honors by allowing them to work for you.

This is the best thing ever
Imagine being such a loathed cow that people would rather use their skills independently to make fun of you rather than make you an intro just because they're a fan
Gorl is at YT rock bottom.

I'd love to know how much she tips servers and delivery drivers. If Big Al can't eat it she really is a miserly bitch....

My guess? Amber isn't a generous tipper. People who've never worked a job like that - customer service, hospitality, retail, food, etc - tend to tip less.

 

[Grey-ish]

I'd love to know how much she tips servers and delivery drivers. If Big Al can't eat it she really is a miserly bitch....

Zero Dollars BooBoo because the waitress at Yamato’s called Becky an IT...not a she, not even a fucking HE, an IT

 

[Pog Mathoin]

Ugh, I know Becky has absolutely zero sense of self-respect but imagine choosing to sleep on a stinky piss-soaked mattress next to a sleep-apneic glob of lard. I guess the industrial fans are used to block out the smell and sound, but I'm betting Becky's health would improve dramatically if she had her own place to sleep.

 

[Moonpie]

Zero Dollars BooBoo because the waitress at Yamato’s called Becky an IT...not a she, not even a fucking HE, an IT

If the truth were known- that waitress probably referred to both of them as Its.
I know if the lady thought of Beggy as It- damn imagine what she thought of Hambeast.

 

[GinnyPotter]

I'd love to know how much she tips servers and delivery drivers. If Big Al can't eat it she really is a miserly bitch....

I know tipping is more an American thing and it's always a shock to people who travel here from other countries that you're supposed to tip for various services but it really is true.

A lot of people who are waiters or delivery drivers, ect. live off of tips. Especially if you live in a place that doesn't have a high minimum wage.

I've worked jobs that you receive tips and I feel like there's really two types of people. You either tip or you don't. Even if it's just a couple dollars, it's still acknowledging that you appreciate the service you receive.

I don't see Amber willing to tip anyone. If she only wants to charge someone 30 dollars for hours of work (yet only wanting to pay them through a certain way), I have a hard time believing she's willing to tip the people that deliver her food (to her house or table).

It's so strange to me that she has money yet refuses to spend it stuff that's actually worth it. It's the same reason why I think she's full of shit when she did that call to homeless shelters. She doesn't care about other people, regardless of any situation.

 

[NervousSideEye]

Zero Dollars BooBoo because the waitress at Yamato’s called Becky an IT...not a she, not even a fucking HE, an IT

If the truth were known- that waitress probably referred to both of them as Its.
I know if the lady thought of Beggy as It- damn imagine what she thought of Hambeast.

I can't tell if y'all are joking, but the It thing was with Destiny. I've seen others think it was with Becky, so that's why I'm bringing it up

 

[xoxo_gossipgorl]

I'd love to know how much she tips servers and delivery drivers.

Slightly OT but Amber’s definitely the kind of girl to ask the fake people around her if they want anything while calling in an order for delivery. “oh and my...uh... friend needs two large pizzas as well....”

 

[StrawberryDouche]

I'm interested so see what's going on with Thanksgiving this year. The past two, Rickie did the "cooking" and they had "a family" Turkey Day.

-Will the fags spend it elsewhere?
-Will master and slave get one of those full course dinners from the grocery store and lure people in with the promise of cash prizes?
-Scale of 1-10, how proud of herself will Hamber be for taking the lids off containers?
-Will they drive for hours so Amber can stuff Destiny's turkey?

Surely they won't spend it with Becky's fam after Cancer Swindle 2019 and all the damage that caused- the crotch cancer, the pay pigging, the pedo fucking, the Jerry revelations, the lahs.

Of note: it was exactly one year ago on TG that Amber was in a bad way and alluding to her layg being in a lot of pain. Don't worry, it was just a pulled muscle!

 

[Nightlife Monster Truck]

She made r/choosingbeggars

 

[Erins Wifey]

Catching up on the react folks, and while listening to Respectfully Sarcastic's react, I realized just how much I fucking hate Big Al's speaking cadence and uptalking.

DUH-duh-DUUUHHH. DUH-duh-DUUUHHH. DUH-duh-DUUUHHH, DUH-duh-DUUUHHH.

"BE a liddle SANAAAAHHH?"
"I LOOKED at it and it's ACKshwally PERFEHHH?"
"I love me some sah-MAN?"

It makes me want to punch her in the throat.

Oh, fuck yes! I wish I could agree with you more than just once! Her sing songy speech is grating my nerves so badly that I’m for no reason. I’m ready for that top hat ....