🍗 Deathfat Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Catching up on the react folks, and while listening to Respectfully Sarcastic's react, I realized just how much I fucking hate Big Al's speaking cadence and uptalking.

DUH-duh-DUUUHHH. DUH-duh-DUUUHHH. DUH-duh-DUUUHHH, DUH-duh-DUUUHHH.

"BE a liddle SANAAAAHHH?"
"I LOOKED at it and it's ACKshwally PERFEHHH?"
"I love me some sah-MAN?"

It makes me want to punch her in the throat.
 
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Catching up on the react folks, and while listening to Respectfully Sarcastic's react, I realized just how much I fucking hate Big Al's speaking cadence and uptalking.

DUH-duh-DUUUHHH. DUH-duh-DUUUHHH. DUH-duh-DUUUHHH, DUH-duh-DUUUHHH.

"BE a liddle SANAAAAHHH?"
"I LOOKED at it and it's actually PERFEHHH?"
"I love me some sah-MAN?"

It makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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Thank you for identifying that god awful speech pattern. It’s been driving me nuts and I couldn’t figure it out.
 
Keyboard Warrior said:
Other theory! She's not supposed to drink with her meds, but she's still drinking. Hence, her super snail-like movements and detached speech lately. Whatever it is, Becky's numbed out pretty much 24/7 these days.
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Vicodin is a GREAT "I don't give a flying fuck" drug. Sedation of the Thumb Butler? Highly evident. Too fucked up to even cast real shade on the 600 lb. hose beast.

Sorry Becks. You chose this life.
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Catching up on the react folks, and while listening to Respectfully Sarcastic's react, I realized just how much I fucking hate Big Al's speaking cadence and uptalking.

DUH-duh-DUUUHHH. DUH-duh-DUUUHHH. DUH-duh-DUUUHHH, DUH-duh-DUUUHHH.

"BE a liddle SANAAAAHHH?"
"I LOOKED at it and it's ACKshwally PERFEHHH?"
"I love me some sah-MAN?"

It makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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It’s probably because she needs to catch her breath every few words
 
Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Catching up on the react folks, and while listening to Respectfully Sarcastic's react, I realized just how much I fucking hate Big Al's speaking cadence and uptalking.

DUH-duh-DUUUHHH. DUH-duh-DUUUHHH. DUH-duh-DUUUHHH, DUH-duh-DUUUHHH.

"BE a liddle SANAAAAHHH?"
"I LOOKED at it and it's ACKshwally PERFEHHH?"
"I love me some sah-MAN?"

It makes me want to punch her in the throat.
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IT'S beCUZ she's from CALiFORNia, sooOOO? Oh MY gaaawd, it's just how she TAAAAWKS?
 
SituationTypeThing said:
I think the incontinence equivalent of maxi pads has walls, like the opposite of wings. If she gets that positioned right, her thighs would hold it in place. Or if she used the overnight maxi pads with wings, between the length and attaching the wings to the thigh area of the legging fabric?
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Sorry for this mental image but putting in a pad or even a liner would be a job for Thumbelina... No way in hell the hambeast can bend down to do this herself. And people wonder why Necks is so numb and over it lately, the gorl has just seen to much.
 
They wedge it between their legs and the fat holds it there. She is probably still able to do this herself. I know it’s hard to believe but trust me. She probably smells worse than you think.
 
Everyone must bow to the queen. You must make me an intro for free peasant. IIRC a fan made her an intro around the time she met Thumbtard. She never gave that person proper credit until they called her out. That would have happened again, I know it. :story:
 
GargoyleGorl said:
IT'S beCUZ she's from CALiFORNia, sooOOO? Oh MY gaaawd, it's just how she TAAAAWKS?
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This bitch may think she's a dainty Valley Girl (OMG!) but can you imagine the looks she would get lumbering/waddling her way down Rodeo Drive, poking with her dirty beetus paws at every window in every shop, shrieking about how "super kuhyuuute!" everything is, from watches to dresses (that she could TOTALLY fit into, guise)?

Someone else made her an intro for the "December months".

https://twitter.com/mustbepear/status/1196900962042077184
 
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Oh man. I saw that on Twitter, I am not surprised that it has come to this. You get what you pay for, Amber.
 
If it was me I would have the image of density diving in presents, with the sound oooh daddy then just flash pictures of destiny and dana

mow that I read all the DMs what an actual greedy cunt. Bitch you make thousands a month and apparently have "saved soooooo much" yet you can't pay 200 bucks for an intro you will use about 4 - 10 times depending on how incensed by money you are.

She never ceases to surprise me at this point.
 
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Pudgy Bear Claws said:
This one was also found on Twitter (@afanofpearls):

https://twitter.com/i/status/1196899148710199296

I'm sorry, I can't figure out how to dl/ul the video itself.
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I got you, fam. These are too funny to be memory-holed.


Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
Someone else made her an intro for the "December months".

https://twitter.com/mustbepear/status/1196900962042077184
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Situation Type Deal Gorl said:
This bitch may think she's a dainty Valley Girl (OMG!) but can you imagine the looks she would get lumbering/waddling her way down Rodeo Drive, poking with her dirty beetus paws at every window in every shop, shrieking about how "super kuhyuuute!" everything is, from watches to dresses (that she could TOTALLY fit into, guise)?
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Her speech is what, in the end, made me unable to sit through any of her videos. Any of them. Narc trailer trash tryeeeen and faileeeeen to sound like a Valley Gorl; every cadence, every idiom selected to sound dainty and cute, when it's coming from the mouth of a mouldering cheesewheel face on top of an overfilled vomit bag body. I LIDURLY can't watch anymore.
 
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