Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,622 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,522
Some insightful posts in her ask.fm history:


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A 31-minute video would be:
1 full minute of apologizing about her hair/lighting/unmade bed
3 minutes of lipsyncing on the floor
2 minutes of makeup application in bed
3 minutes of lipsyncing in the back of some poor mark's car
2 minutes of bitching about haters while sitting in said car alone in a parking lot
3 minutes of shoving her phone in the faces of people while they try to eat
5 minutes of shuffling around TJMaxx and not buying anything, because she's too fat
3 minutes of shuffling around Walmart's candle section
5 minutes of a giant grocery haul that'll only sustain her for a weekend
1 minute of incoherent shrieking at her pets
3 minutes of talking about vlogging/younow and sticking her tongue out at the end of every sentence

She could totally do it. Don't tempt the beast.

Hahaha. Time to whip out this old classic:

https://bingobaker.com/play/865413

From all the things you referenced you could totally score a Bingo.
 
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"The scale doesn't work" is an old reliable lie for her, I guess. Didn't realize she's been pulling it out for years...

Ya know, you really gotta wonder where her mind is to say shit like this.
I'm guessing this is a party hat since it's my birthday?
Yes, happy birthday. :)

Ozzy, as in Ozbourne?
 
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she needs to lose 38 more subs and she's under 36 K. SLAAAAAAAAAAY.
Once again on the opposite of what I would hope there are a lot of people cherishing her like always. I'm not totally against her not talking about weightloss jorney anymore cause I really can't handle a weightloss video anymore but on the other hand when it comes to her it's not like it will benefit her and we know it. She can fool her hambabies but she just can't succeed without any accountability. I guess she now can play her favorite game 24/7 telling everyone she's losing weight while stuffing her face with whatever she wants, she thinks people aren't able to see it anyways.
 
Once again on the opposite of what I would hope there are a lot of people cherishing her like always. I'm not totally against her not talking about weightloss jorney anymore cause I really can't handle a weightloss video anymore but on the other hand when it comes to her it's not like it will benefit her and we know it. She can fool her hambabies but she just can't succeed without any accountability. I guess she now can play her favorite game 24/7 telling everyone she's losing weight while stuffing her face with whatever she wants, she thinks people aren't able to see it anyways.
Her dislike ratio is HUGE, especially on her last three videos. Shes getting more shit now than ever, she will see sub counts go down.
 
The thing is with people like her the worst things anyone can do to them are "criticize" them (I.e. give her advice, tell her gigantic portions of rice and stuff, even if its brown, is not healthy)-- and to not go along with her lies.

Im sure she's at least 560 at this point. Seriously if she just filmed a scale number Im sure people would be less hard on her. She just cant get it through her nasty fat head that people do not like to be lied to.

It drives me nuts that she blames everyone for getting on her case about rice portions as if she ever has tried hard at anything in her life. Bitch, you film m ukbangs with entire sushi rolls with mayo sauce and fried tempura bits, pizzas, burgers, cheetohs. She shoves five bites in her mouth at once!!!!

What the fuck did she expect anyones reaction was gonna be???? I could let all of that go if instead of being like "im looking after my health! Brown rice and corn for me all the way I AM Losing weight!!!" She said, " yeah im scared of the responsibility that comes with taking care of myself so im just gonna stay locked in my apartment and eat myself to death."
 
A rough :autism: timeline of her "weight loss journey" so far...

Starting weight in Nov 2013: 368 lbs
Jan 2014: 377 lbs
Jan 2015: 385 lbs
Jan 2016: 450 lbs
Jan 2017: 482 lbs

All told, that's 114lbs of pure fuckin' youtube inspiration. Given her average weight gain these last two years, she's on track to hit 530 lbs by the end of 2017. By March 2019, she should be shoo-in candidate for Season 10 of My 600lb Life.
 
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A rough :autism: timeline of her "weight loss journey" so far...

Starting weight in Nov 2013: 368 lbs
Jan 2014: 377 lbs
Jan 2015: 385 lbs
Jan 2016: 450 lbs
Jan 2017: 482 lbs

All told, that's 114lbs of pure fuckin' youtube inspiration. Given her average weight gain these last two years, she's on track to hit 530 lbs by the end of 2017. By March 2019, she should be shoe-in candidate for Season 10 of My 600lb Life.
And she has the gall to blame her viewers for it.
 
That weight timeline is fucked since we havent seen a true and accurate weigh in. Sorry but getting on a digital scale in my life, I have never seen fluxuations going up and down for as long as it did on her weigh in. Only time that has happened is when you are leaning on something to get weight off of it.

She is well over 500lbs. I think 530
 
That weight timeline is fucked since we havent seen a true and accurate weigh in. Sorry but getting on a digital scale in my life, I have never seen fluxuations going up and down for as long as it did on her weigh in. Only time that has happened is when you are leaning on something to get weight off of it.

She is well over 500lbs. I think 530

If she is using the same scale as last year when she lived at Destiny's, I remember someone posting a screengrab of a video of her showing off the scale. It says that the weight limit is 480 lbs. Maybe that's why she's so intent on saying she is ONLY 480 lbs.

You'd think for a heifer like herself, who uses clickbait titles saying she's "500 lbs" on her videos, she'd get a scale that would actually go past 500 lb. I bet she didn't think she'd get as fat as she is now.
 
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