Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[HerpDerp]

I just have to say that big alberts cankle is my absolute favorite commenter on Amber's YT

 

[Token_Texan]

I never stated that research said women put up with more than men lol. It's like 20 year old research that states that women are wired differently than men when it comes to relationships. I'm on mobile and too lazy to look for it but it's literally common knowledge now. Women get more out of and feel more fullfilment from emotions than man do. That was my point of the post. It's not about whether she COULD find a man. She could. I never stated she couldnt. It's about the fact that AL as a person is incredibly manipulative and hides in her comfort zone. Her comfort zone is being the dominating one in the relationship and being in an establish emotional relationship as well. Men are incredibly intimidating and uncomfortable to someone like AL because of the power level she needs in a relationship. Everyone she's dated she's met on an app or online and that's because she can hide her true weight and her awful personality, too.

Bottom line: could she find a guy? Yes. Will she find a guy? No. Because again, it's proven that the way AL finds these relationships does not work for men. Even if she did connect with a guy on an app, he'd want to meet sooner then she'd be comfortable with, the whole thing goes on. It's about her needing to be the dominant one and going by her needs and her timeline. Men, even feeders and fetishistis, don't do that shit. They're almost always extremely doninant and the opposite of what AL is looking for. And as it's been pointed out earlier, she says incredibly homophobic things. As a lesbian she should be celebrating her butch girlfriend wanting to carry a baby and instead she makes incredibly heteronormative and homophobic comments essentially saying that because Dustin is the man and she, AL, is the woman (which is in itself problematic in a gay relationship) that she would be the one to carry and it'd look weird if Dustin did it. I don't know why people are arguing she's a TRUE AND HONEST lesbian. She's really not that's just the truth. All the evidence points to her being with women simply because she can be.

Ah, okay. I misinterpreted you the first time. Sorry about that.

I totally see where you're coming from with the lesbian thing. I think I just have so much trouble wrapping my mind around how some one who can't limit themselves to a salad and just one burger per mukbang could possibly have the mental capacity to feign a sexuality.

There's truth to what you say, definitely. Something is so off with every bit of her life. I thought of her as a self hating lesbian. She wants to be a normal hetero basic bitch so badly but is just too disgusting to pull anything off.

 

[Bananasaurus]

Big AL lost any kind of sexuality a good 300lbs ago.

This. Thank you. I'm not speaking from experience, but I'm pretty sure if you're as big as AL, there is no way you can still enjoy sex, no matter with whom. Not to mention that she's obviously very self-conscious about her own body. At this point it really doesn't matter anymore who or what she's attracted to, because she's transformed herself into an asexual blob. Imo this entire discussion is pointless.

 

[C3PBRO]

It's been a whole week and she still hasn't gotten up off her bedroom floor, tell me more about how you're losing weight big AL. By the time anyone has a spare minute to boost her a ride to TJ Maxx she'll need to have the wall to her apartment removed to go anywhere, I gotcher back gorl.

http://www.dixiecranerental.com/
http://www.team-quantum.com/services/demolition-excavation

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

BigAl's losing subs on Socialblade today.

Also, I'm betting Krystle (who supposedly arrived on the 21st ) has something to do with this. She is the last person who "inspired" her to lose weight and BigAl went apeshit on this idea because of a pep talk from Krystle. Krystle is her best friend and weight loss buddy. During this video AL seems like she's riding a high. Since nothing motivates this Hambeast for long except her laundry list of mental illnesses, I'm in the camp where even this approach is bound to fail.
I think she's going to be into all kinds of fuckery with her fat girl angles and that's all we're going to get to see. Right now she looks well over 500lbs. She's gonna gaslight the hell out of us and the Ambabies will be drooling all over her.
Bottom line, if she doesn't get help for her narcy mental issues, game over.

 

[ghostworld]

One thing I also noticed in her latest videos, is her placing the camera at an angle so she won't look as big. Is it just me?

Anyway, it's been a while since she has shown a full body shot, and these sitting down videos make me think she is having more difficulty moving to make a decent vlog. So, it's clear she is balloning in front of everyone. She has completely lost motivation and is giving up. I mean, I understand all the online bullying, she must also get stared at constantly too on the streets, but nothing is getting thru her. Announcing her weight loss is going to be secretive as she said, is going to completely kill her chances of having any because there is no more motivation. She has taken the faith her true fans had in her off her shoulders so she can enjoy her next buffet without more worries. And her real life friends don't care if she loses weight because they "like her for who she is."

The denial is real and is quite sad.

 

[citytrucks]

> starts weight loss journey
> triggered when people ask how much she weighs/how much weight she's lost

 

[No Morals AL]

I nearly died when I saw this! 31 minute vlogs are you fucking kidding me!?!?! Honestly I'll be surprised if she even put's up more than 2 vlogs in the next month.

 

[SailorJupiter]

People are unsubscribing Big AL.

https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCW5ncBWqvyyUYo1evh1iFCA

Time to whip out the mukbungs

 

[ADHD]

People are unsubscribing Big AL.

https://socialblade.com/youtube/channel/UCW5ncBWqvyyUYo1evh1iFCA

Time to whip out the mukbungs

Just please no more videos of buying huge quantities of overpriced tacky accessories.

 

[Xenomorph]

There may not be a "weight loss journey" anymore, but there sure is a journey to the front of the buffet line.

 

[HerpDerp]

I was tempted to click 31 minutes just to see if she could muster filming enough footage to go that long. But then I remembered that Big Gay Al doesn't even have enough stamina for that. As for journey to the front of the buffet line, how long til she's beep beepin' her way up there in a hoveround? SLAAYYYY

 

[Xenomorph]

I was tempted to click 31 minutes just to see if she could muster filming enough footage to go that long. But then I remembered that Big Gay Al doesn't even have enough stamina for that. As for journey to the front of the buffet line, how long til she's beep beepin' her way up there in a hoveround? SLAAYYYY

Maybe she will accent her hoverround with those poof faux fur balls and Micheal Kors bags. Nothing says fashion than a hoverround bedazzled in the finest dollar store faire.

 

[PropaGONDA]

Another day another lie, oops, I mean another weight loss journey. Her denial and fuckery can be amusing but she's just so boring lately, hopefully that will decrease her subscriber count. She needs to come up with another mukbang or a scandal.

It's pathetic that I've been following her for about a year now and nothing has changed in her life except Destiny moving out (but she replaced Destiny with Becky who is pretty much just another iteration of Destiny, Becky moves way slower!), and gaining even more weight. In this picture, she said she weighs about 489 pounds. It is clear even in her tiny face that she is less fatter there than now. More recent AL body shots (which are rare), show that she's even fatter now.

You'd think that would be the impetus for her to change but I guess not. She prides herself in not being an addict like her parents but she's literally a food addict and she will not seek help for it because she is "a weight loss expert" and toootally knows better than a doctor, LEZBERULL.

 

[guillotine]

Well, she does have something going for her as a "weight loss expert".

You know that the first step to maintaining a healthy, human weight is to do the opposite of what she does.

 

[FeedMeLobsterNow]

Amberlynn....
Define a"gram".
Define "carbohydrate".
Dead silence.

 

[C3PBRO]

I guess the Ambabies are in shock and awe that she quit her weight loss journey, but here on the farms we knew she quit that shit long ago. She's not capable of committing to a single goddamn thing. May sound A-Loggy AF gorl, but I have more faith in that statement than I do in the fact that I may die someday. Big gay AL finds new shit to quit every week of her life and I never stopped hate-watching, I sure as shit won't quit now.

 

[a dinosaur]

I was tempted to click 31 minutes just to see if she could muster filming enough footage to go that long. But then I remembered that Big Gay Al doesn't even have enough stamina for that

A 31-minute video would be:
1 full minute of apologizing about her hair/lighting/unmade bed
3 minutes of lipsyncing on the floor
2 minutes of makeup application in bed
3 minutes of lipsyncing in the back of some poor mark's car
2 minutes of bitching about haters while sitting in said car alone in a parking lot
3 minutes of shoving her phone in the faces of people while they try to eat
5 minutes of shuffling around TJMaxx and not buying anything, because she's too fat
3 minutes of shuffling around Walmart's candle section
5 minutes of a giant grocery haul that'll only sustain her for a weekend
1 minute of incoherent shrieking at her pets
3 minutes of talking about vlogging/younow and sticking her tongue out at the end of every sentence

She could totally do it. Don't tempt the beast.

 

[wahhhmbulance]

While we're on the topic of content-- she hasn't been on younow in what, over a week? The last time was when that exceptional poster sent her pizza. I hope she hasn't been scared off, she has to get on there eventually for the $$$.

 

[Awkwafina]

Another day another lie, oops, I mean another weight loss journey. Her denial and fuckery can be amusing but she's just so boring lately, hopefully that will decrease her subscriber count. She needs to come up with another mukbang or a scandal.

It's pathetic that I've been following her for about a year now and nothing has changed in her life except Destiny moving out (but she replaced Destiny with Becky who is pretty much just another iteration of Destiny, Becky moves way slower!), and gaining even more weight. In this picture, she said she weighs about 489 pounds. It is clear even in her tiny face that she is less fatter there than now. More recent AL body shots (which are rare), show that she's even fatter now.

You'd think that would be the impetus for her to change but I guess not. She prides herself in not being an addict like her parents but she's literally a food addict and she will not seek help for it because she is "a weight loss expert" and toootally knows better than a doctor, LEZBERULL.

Remember she knows better than anyone else GORL. She lost 89 pounds so it basically counts as 100 pounds that ONE TIME almost 3 years ago.