Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Barbarella]

OMG, I just ate and now feel sick just reading that about Destiny. Ick ick.

Ok, Amberlynn, tell us how you wipe your butt now since you are oversharing.

We know why she quit her job: it's too hard to carry that massive body to and from work every day, and she doesn't have 24/7 access to her fridge.

So now she'll be home all the time, be even more sedentary (if possible) and in six months, Destiny will be washing her folds. And we know what she'll be washing off, apparently.

Of course, she'll say she's making enough from YouTube and wants to concentrate on that career. But like her "counting calories is unnecessary" idea, it's a lie. Maybe she'll add some extra bonus lies such as she's going to concentrate on weight loss and can't do that and work, or will announce she'll have surgery and can't work, but I won't believe it either.

What lie she comes up with? We should start a pool.

 

[Dog Prom 3D]

Amberlynn is on YouNow right now!
https://www.younow.com/amberlynnreidd

I can't record but some highlights:

- Destiny hasn't gained weight apparently, still 205 lbs. Amberlynn is still 469 lb and said she'll do a weigh-in, 2017.
- Threatens to quit YouNow because of the negativity (re: people getting angry over the squirting revelation.)
- "People aren't programmed to count calories" and refuses to count any calories.

Will update soon...

People are programmed to do whatever the hell they program themselves to do. There is very little in modern life that anyone was programmed to do but we learned to do those things. No one is born programmed to clean the toilet, to read mystery novels, to pay the bills, to get daily exercise, to eat until their bodies break down and/or burst.

Amber is lost. She's had a shitty life and has used food as a crutch for so long that the prospect of facing life without a fork in her hand scares her because she has zero coping mechanisms that don't involve stuffing herself until her dopamine surges to a level that calms her, or shopping until her dopamine surges to a level that calms her. She's always going to have excuses to keep from engaging in serious change.

Amber can program herself to count calories - after she gets used to an app like My Fitness Pal, it will take her less than five minutes a day. She knows that. It's not the programming that deters her. She simply is not ready and may never be ready to get rid of her crutches.

And just to revisit the issue of how no one needs to know about Destiny squirting urine when in the throes of passion, the more weight she gains, the more weight on her bladder, the more it will happen. If she keeps gaining at this pace, Amber will need to go on a shopping spree to get rubber sheets.

Also, if Destiny weighs 205 I am the Queen of Romania.

 

[PropaGONDA]

I was unable to record but here's the stream's highlights:

• Amberlynn reveals that she's slept with men and women, and has had several boyfriends in the past, and LOTS men are still wanting to get in her pants!
• She is both a top and bottom in bed... gross.
• Complains that out of all the FOUR jobs she's ever had, Youtube is the hardest because of the mean haters and negativity. When asked why she wouldn't just find a better job for her mental health, she refuses to answer and says that people should stop giving her a hard time.
• Will do a live weigh-in sometime in the new year.
• Someone asked AL if she would ever live on her own. She says she already does, and pays all the bills herself, and she already lived on her own in Florida too. Completely disregarding Destiny.
• Cried on camera when talking about the rape video "her biggest regret". When the water works come out, people are kissing her ass and she miraculously stops crying.
• Reveals again she doesn't work, promises to make a video in the new year about her job situation.
• Lies about walking her dog, blocks anyone who brings it up lol.
• Last segment of the stream was people asking "would you rather" questions. There were some really good ones, but the ones she struggled with the most are "would you rather give up sugar or salt" and "would you rather give up sriracha or soda?" which she even admits were the hardest questions.

 

[DuckSucker]

The other thing that's stupid is that, and I think someone mentioned this on the last page, people like Amber Lynn acts like counting calories is some neurotic, eating disorder obsession, like people are doing math to figure out how many calories are in a crumb of food that they eat. It's not. Nah, nobody does that. You can count calories but not obsess over it or worry about it, it's not an eating disorder thing and I dont understand why 500 lb people always want to act like they need to worry about anorexia or having a "healthy relationship with food". You dont. And it's harsh but if you dont have the fortitude to bring yourself to drink six glasses of water a day (WTF do you even drink, then?) then you probably dont have the fortitude to have/endure an eating disorder like anorexia. If you dont know the difference between a kilocalorie and a regular one, you arent at risk of obsessing over calories to the point of depriving yourself.

Look, most people dont count calories, but keep a rough estimate in their head. You round numbers up and estimate portion sizes and shit like that. A soda is 200 calories. An apple is 120. A sandwich is probably something like 500. To lose weight it's better to over-estimate how many calories you eat, than under. That's all it takes to count calories, Amber Lynn.

 

[day_man]

Not to mention, if amblerlynn starts to count calories is forces to her face the hard truth which is how terrible she truly eats. When she doesn't count calories she can lie to herself, if she doesn't see it in plain honest writing, she can make an excuse. She's forced to face reality that way, and thats something AL will avoid with every chance she gets.
God, she's even avoiding the reality that she quit her job by lying about it these past few days.

 

[Breloom]

I don't see why people are so pessimistic about the prospect of AL losing weight. She's clearly getting a lot of exercise maneuvering around all those elephants in the room.

 

[PropaGONDA]

God, she's even avoiding the reality that she quit her job by lying about it these past few days.

She's been out of touch from reality for a while. Her actions are deliberate attempts to avoid or conceal the truth, whatever it may be. Whether it's about the imminent failure of her relationship (lovebombing with gifts to Destiny), not addressing her finances, weight, and job situation, not addressing the rape video (she should just own up to lying and move the fuck on!), etc.

Multiple people in the stream asked Amberlynn why she doesn't seek therapy or medication for her issues. She admitted on camera she has anxiety, depression, and other mental health problems which are exacerbated by her stress. Or even just to take a break from the negativity in general. In true Amberlynn fashion, she ignored everyone while engaging with the actual trolls who were actually insulting her appearance.

 

[glutenfreebooty]

Like a lot of body positivity bloggers and the like, she's latched onto the whole "it's unhealthy to count calories" thing. To be fair, it is unhealthy, because obsessing too much about calories can lead to becoming like Freelee or Eugenia Cooney. But, at the same time, it's just as unhealthy to eat whatthefuckever and not work out or consider what you're eating.

Also, I did not need to know that Destiny is a squirter.

 

[ADHD]

She could lose 100 lbs easily just by substituting water for everything she drinks tbh.

 

[Bitchboy95]

I was unable to record but here's the stream's highlights:

• Amberlynn reveals that she's slept with men and women, and has had several boyfriends in the past, and LOTS men are still wanting to get in her pants!

She is such a liar! After her rape allegations, her ex put out a FB message from AL that said Kasey, or whatever his name is, was the only person she ever let touch her. She was never even sexually active with Krystal, whom she was with for 4 or 5 years. She said she was afraid to be with people cause she didn't shower regularly

 

[Fresh Grown Breasts]

Counting calories throughout the day is no different to keeping a mental tally of expenditure during a shopping trip. It's just basic fucking adulting and taking responsibility. Neither of which AL has any aptitude for. These HAES bitches make me salty.

 

[Barbarella]

I agree that even small changes could help her weight. If she ate the way she eats now, but only drinks water from now on, she'd probably lose 50 pounds next year.

But, as I've heard all too many fat people say, "water doesn't taste good." I literally don't know what that means. Water is WATER, it tastes fine. If you are so used to drinking cups of sugar ten times a day then I imagine your taste buds are messed up, but that's what that water challenge is for, to get you used to what humans are supposed to drink again.

Do fat people like AL not understand they have a food disorder obsession every bit as dangerous as Eugenia Cooney's anorexia? Same animal, different name. Counting calories has nothing to do with it. The obsession is overeating or under eating, not keeping track.

I won't be holding my breath for that weigh in. Is there even a commercial scale that goes up past 400/500 lbs? It'd be just like AL to step on a scale that maxes out at 380 and then announce she's 380.

 

[CatFace]

But, as I've heard all too many fat people say, "water doesn't taste good." I literally don't know what that means. Water is WATER, it tastes fine. If you are so used to drinking cups of sugar ten times a day then I imagine your taste buds are messed up, but that's what that water challenge is for, to get you used to what humans are supposed to drink again.

A cup of ice water can taste fucking amazing.

But, ya. People like this don't seem to see their eating as a disorder in the same vein as anorexia. A lot of them seem to rationalize that an anorexic has an unhealthy relationship with food, so any concious restriction of food=unhealthy. A la AL's "people aren't programed to count calories".

It's the same crutch. only difference is one day anorexics will be too weak to grab it, and food addicts will eventually crash right through it.

 

[C3PBRO]

Is there even a commercial scale that goes up past 400/500 lbs?

https://louisvillezoo.org/

 

[PropaGONDA]

Someone uploaded the stream. Beware, it's long:

 

[[Insert Meme Here]]

But, as I've heard all too many fat people say, "water doesn't taste good." I literally don't know what that means.

I fucking love water, it's practically the only thing I drink. That said, I have lived in some towns that had nasty ass tasting water. Depends on where you live.

Of course, people who say that probably just can't taste anything but sugar and grease, so anything that lacks it doesn't have flavor. I met someone who thought that broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots all tasted the same. WTF.

 

[Purple People Eater]

Pretty optimistic to think that AL wouldn't dramatically underestimate her calorie intake. She'd be the type to add the number of calories in a serving size regardless of the actual amount she eats.

But she wouldn't even need to count calories in order to eat less of them. You just have to employ a little more self-awareness. Think about what you would normally eat in the situation you're in, and eat less than that. No numbers involved.

 

[DuckSucker]

Actually it was brought up earlier in the thread, she had a video where she eats an entire pint of "diet" ice cream, and she admitted how many calories it actually was (280 total, with 4 servings at 70 calories) so we know she actually CAN do it, she just doesnt want to.

 

[Beaniebon]

Why even talk about keeping up with calories mentally? There are apps for that shit.

 

[Sadcake]

I fucking love water, it's practically the only thing I drink. That said, I have lived in some towns that had nasty ass tasting water. Depends on where you live.

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Absolutely true. If there are people who only experience shitty water from their local source and never know any different, I could almost understand.

When I was a kid the local tap water was great. We had a natural spring that our drinking water came from. I've lived in New York city and the tap water there is delicious, and I won't herlar anybody say otherwise.

Alternatly, the town where I live now has really bad sulfer and mineral problems in the waterm. For some people's houses it's so bad they invest in massive water softening systems.

And even that's not as bad as where my relatives live. Pensacola, FL has the worst water in the country. I gag trying to shower when we go visit the water smells so bad.