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How about starting by just not eating the entire fucking package of something in one sitting? That's really where her problems begin.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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🔧 At about Midnight EST I am going to completely fuck up the site trying to fix something.
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Another good practice for calorie counting is weighing your food, when possible. I get the impression that this landwhale has a serious aversion to scales of any kind.
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Tap water can be disgusting as hell depending on where you live, but that's still not an excuse for AL. She's already spending money on whatever it is she's drinking that isn't water, there's no reason she couldn't just buy bottled water instead.
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It occured to me that not liking the taste of water is literally the ultimate first world problem. I know Africans are used as the ultimate hand-wringing, pearl-clutching scapegoat, but in my head I have a vision of some dirty, dusty, emaciated African child walking through their beat up, war-ravaged community or whatever, walking to the town well and in his mind, the ultimate dream is the first world nations, where food and water are abundant, you dont have to worry about cholera or dysentery, you dont have to boil your water, you can just pull a lever, a tap somewhere, and clean, cool, drinkable water is instantly at your fingertips.
And then I think of someone like Amber Lynn who is such a fucking spoiled baby that she cant even bring herself to drink 6 glasses of water a day, over soda, because she "cant stand the taste".
And then I think of someone like Amber Lynn who is such a fucking spoiled baby that she cant even bring herself to drink 6 glasses of water a day, over soda, because she "cant stand the taste".
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Regarding calorie counting: I think that's probably a lost cause for AL. She seem vehemently dishonest about what she eats (whether she's lying to herself or just the viewers idk).
She never gets tired of saying how little she's eaten that day: i.e. in her vlogs when she had the job and only had a few nuts and tuna for lunch, a pot of soup lasts her for days, she only had 5 pizzarolls today in her latest stream etc. when that's clearly a lie. You don't get to her size by eating as little as she claims. Not by a long shot.
She never gets tired of saying how little she's eaten that day: i.e. in her vlogs when she had the job and only had a few nuts and tuna for lunch, a pot of soup lasts her for days, she only had 5 pizzarolls today in her latest stream etc. when that's clearly a lie. You don't get to her size by eating as little as she claims. Not by a long shot.
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Amberlynn's on YouNow right now. I missed a huge portion but right now she's making excuses about calorie counting again, and also trying low carb. People mentioned keto (which has worked wonders for many people I know) and she denounced it, saying that she'd never do no-carb/low-carb, we need carbs to live, etc. Then talking about portion control.
She sounds so ridiculous, making these statements and acting like she's an authority on nutrition. She's 500lb! And vlogs us a huge pot of soup she eats to herself... chock full of carbs.
She makes so many excuses for the poor choices in her life. She hasn't even tried a low carb diet and she's making statements based on what she saw on Google. The real reason why she'd never do low carb is because she has no willpower or motivation to do anything.
She sounds so ridiculous, making these statements and acting like she's an authority on nutrition. She's 500lb! And vlogs us a huge pot of soup she eats to herself... chock full of carbs.
She makes so many excuses for the poor choices in her life. She hasn't even tried a low carb diet and she's making statements based on what she saw on Google. The real reason why she'd never do low carb is because she has no willpower or motivation to do anything.
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Even if she was telling the truth about the amount of food she eats, that just means she's getting the rest of the calories from what she drinks. The laws of thermodynamics are not making a special exception for her exceptional ass.
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She thinks she's an authority based on the fact she's lost weight in the past. Which is obnoxious because she has been claiming to be on a weight loss journey since the inception of her channel six years ago and has only put on weight. At this stage if she did lose 100 pounds she'd only end up back at square one.
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Am I the only one who thinks that Amberlynn's head looks like a Cabbage Patch Kid's head?
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Amberlynn just keeps blowing up. It actually looks as though she gained way more than what she intended to lose, which was still a huge amount. I'm pretty sure it's been said already, but she's just a foster kid who grew up. A lot of the times, girls, in particular, gain tremendous amounts of weight as a subconscious defense mechanism. It's a result of trauma that hasn't yet been dealt with, and I'm sure she's got a lot of that. So, in that regard, I do feel for her.
What really irks me, though, is that a lot of them prove to be some of the most manipulative, selfish, deceptive, and, overall, some of the most emotionally abusive people you will ever encounter. They use their past as a crutch, and that's where my sympathy and patience start to run thin.
Because so many more people who have been through the exact same situations have taken the steps to help themselves and get better. They're kind, considerate, and an inspiration, really. Plus, they're not swinging from one financially beneficial relationship to the next one minute, and then making up stories about rape and abuse from said relationship the next.
One day, probably really soon, her heart's gonna bust and SUH-LAAAAAY her for real.
What really irks me, though, is that a lot of them prove to be some of the most manipulative, selfish, deceptive, and, overall, some of the most emotionally abusive people you will ever encounter. They use their past as a crutch, and that's where my sympathy and patience start to run thin.
Because so many more people who have been through the exact same situations have taken the steps to help themselves and get better. They're kind, considerate, and an inspiration, really. Plus, they're not swinging from one financially beneficial relationship to the next one minute, and then making up stories about rape and abuse from said relationship the next.
One day, probably really soon, her heart's gonna bust and SUH-LAAAAAY her for real.
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Have a Special Christmas!!
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Oh my god you couldnt have taken a more retarded photo if you were in a classroom for "developmentally challenged adolescents" and you all got together to take a group photo to bring home to mom so she can send it out in the family newsletter.
She's literally one bicycle helmet away from being the "special" kid that used to show up in South Park episodes years ago.
She's literally one bicycle helmet away from being the "special" kid that used to show up in South Park episodes years ago.
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is she stoned out of her mind or is it the special
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It's the Christmas special
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Not for nothing, but I see some similar facial features to ForeverKailyn. Both of these ladies seem "special". I don't think it's a coincidence.
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Jesus take the short bus.
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summary:
- Destiny shows off her Christmas sweater. She's having an ugly Christmas sweater contest at work
- AL films herself livestreaming on younow
- She's rambling about her fucking bows again
- some earring sperging
- so apparently she's now wearing a bow in her hair, bow earrings and a scarf with something on it. You have 3 guesses!
bows
- they're doing a gift exchange with their friend Charlotte. Gifts include: Star Wars Rogue One shirts, jewelry, gift cards, scarf and toys for her pets
- she's having a 'friendmas' party the next day and shows off the food she got for it: hotdogs, crackers, spreads, salads (macaroni and potato salad of course, not the yucky green stuff) etc. Shockingly it includes a fruit platter as well!
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"The average gestation period for African Elephants is 649 days -- or 22 months. A newborn elephant normally weighs between 200 to 268 pounds (90-121 kg); this little calf weighed in at 205 pounds (92 kg)."
No way Destiny weighs 205 with that massive chub 'n tuck. Either way, they both beat baby elephant weight.
"The average gestation period for African Elephants is 649 days -- or 22 months. A newborn elephant normally weighs between 200 to 268 pounds (90-121 kg); this little calf weighed in at 205 pounds (92 kg)." (Sorry for the multi-posts. I'm new here/a stupid American).
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Ambaby
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Right? Being so obese gives her the advantage when it comes to weigh-ins, etc., if she really wants to prove to us what an "authority" she is. Someone of her size would just start dropping the weight off, simply by controlling herself for any length of time!
Someone please tell me what "bologna spread" is. *Too grossed out to google.*
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