tbf that upper roll is her arm
I think they're referring to the first real roll - I guess that would be her back/side tits (maybe? WTF do we call that roll?).
Says the WLS appointment was canceled, and we all know she's the one who canceled it. Says she was "definitely reschedule that", blathers on, but she dropped the term "famous" in there while talking about that. I guess her caretaker is envisioning TV as Big Al's path to earning more. I put the odds of anyone being interested in featuring Big Al for TV after watching her videos at 500-1. Even if she beat those odds, her odds of being noncompliant with the WLS' program I'd put at 2-1. No, I take that back. I'd put it as 1-1.
Shows the open laygos box, all the bags and their numbers. Paws at the instruction manual, declares it the biggest she's ever seen. Does step one of the piano laygos, stops, shows it on camera without any context at all. Guess she got tired from that physical and mental workout.
Says she's been journaleeen since last June. Finally filled up one journal out of however many she's wastefully bought over the years, has moved on to another and is "so proud" of herself that she's kept it up. Claims it's helping her so much with muh mentalz.
Whoever is being paid to act as her gf appears, but just the arms, trying to circle Big Al's fat body and failing, stymied by 600 pounds of lardass with a 3+ foot circumference.
A stupid bit with her sitting in her chair and raising the standing desk with the camera on it. Wow, nobody has ever done anything like that before! Maybe you should submit your short film for Oscar consideration for such bold directorial moves like that.
Opens a bark box, displays all the stuff in it, gives Twinkie a treat. Twinkie looks to be doing a lot better than your fat ass, so I guess we should give thanks to your home health caretaker for taking her out on walks, anyway. So, thanks for that, Jade - and I mean that sincerely, by the way.
Keeps fluctuating on the scale, because she doesn't pay attention to what she's eating and doesn't really want to lose weight anyway - and I have commented previously, and will no doubt comment again, if she would just admit she has no intention of losing any significant weight, I'd have an iota respect for that. Live your fat fucking life, fatty. That way when you open the Starbucks you had delivered (and claim you "forgot" what you ordered). you can just do your foodgasm bit for the feeders and wax rapturous about how it all tastes and how you think you invented the idea of a giant cup of lemonade with a pump of vanilla in it, all while stuffing your mouth with the completely unremarkable cake pop and a mass produced scone.
Nothing has changed. Nothing will change, except for the channel continuing to die a slow motion death.
ETA: BTW, total clickbait on the title of the vid. She doesn't mention marriage a single time. Pretty sure YT frowns on that sort of thing, fatass. Remember that video you got taken down, because you put something about spilling the tea, or real tea, in the title, and that was nowhere to be found in the video? Then you whined about how YT made a mistake - but you reuploaded it without any tea in the title, because you knew exactly what the problem was. You'll be lucky if someone doesn't report you for this one.
