Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Agoodpotroast]

A new car she could barely fit in...

Actually yeah, what's with that? Normal sized people buy SUVs and such all the time. Is she really so insecure that buying a car she'd be comfortable in would hurt her ego THAT much? My goodness, living like that must be (on top of numerous other, obvious things) exhausting

 

[Haesindang Park]

Actually yeah, what's with that? Normal sized people buy SUVs and such all the time. Is she really so insecure that buying a car she'd be comfortable in would hurt her ego THAT much? My goodness, living like that must be (on top of numerous other, obvious things) exhausting

Not to mention with her weight, when bad weather hits, that car would become her death trap. Her anxiety would shoot through the roof in that scenario.

 

[FickleFuck]

Could she even fit in Kia Stinger? That car is gonna be fucked to hell and back in just a few months. 500+ lbs on the passenger's side of Wipey's new ride is gonna make that thing lopsided and suspension all wonked up. Ham is never going to learn to drive or get her license. She just bought her new butler the Lardmobile to chauffeur her fat ass around to go touch all the things with her Hamburger Helper mitts at Target and Wommart. I hope Wipey put the car in her name and rides off into the sunset with it and abandons Hamass, but I know that's wishful thinking.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

How is she proud of a stocked fridge that is more plastic than food.

Reminds me of her being "proud" to own a ton of makeup that she never used. I guess that unused makeup fits right inwith the food in that fridge she'll never eat and that will have to be discarded.

Actually yeah, what's with that? Normal sized people buy SUVs and such all the time. Is she really so insecure that buying a car she'd be comfortable in would hurt her ego THAT much? My goodness, living like that must be (on top of numerous other, obvious things) exhausting

She can't lift her leg to fit in an SUV or van. I don't even know that she could get herself up a regular stool to get in. She barely makes it up a stair step.

Not to mention with her weight, when bad weather hits, that car would become her death trap. Her anxiety would shoot through the roof in that scenario.

I wonder if at the right speed and angle and other perfect conditions how it would go if her body would disintegrate better against the roof, or better if she was suddenly propelled at/through the windowshield. Since she refuses to buy a seatbelt extender, as we know.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

A new car she could barely fit in...

She was stuffed in and loafed over on her side just like in the Hyundai.

Jade, honey, just tell yourself you're the chivalrous male attendant closing the door for m'lady when you force it shut with bolth hands. You're going to need to put your back into it, baby.

 

[TaterBot]

OrkoTV exposes Amber's weigh-in lie

 

[Floaty Boatie]

That spook Hamber is dating is a tranny right? Do "they" really have such meaty hands even as a female sub-variant?

 

[Yellow Monday]

OrkoTV exposes Amber's weigh-in lie

So - it will be interesting to see how much exercise Amber gets trying to twist herself in knots to explain the anomaly.

It will be even more interesting if her next clip does not address it, OR has a voiceover explaining how she doesn’t understand whaaat that situation type molment was.

Either way, still seems suss.

 

[Pearlxx]

With all this car shit I'm like convinced even if she Learned how to drive again, she wouldn't do it. She'd come up with a new excuse as to not drive like, "oh I can't drive the car because xyz and you have to realize I know I'm a bigger Gorl but it's not because I can't fit behind the wheel."

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

OrkoTV exposes Amber's weigh-in lie

Used to love the reaction channel that had that music... Exposed....Exposed....Exposed....Exposed....You're exposed.....

Edit - missed an exposed lol

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I hope Wipey got her wages docked for her rookie editing error by leaving in "September". Can't wait for the "like wuuuuuuuuuuut? I liderally don't know what you mean???" non explanation molment type deal in an upcoming snoozefest vlog.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Amber is on suicide watch currently she is seething.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Amber is on suicide watch

Don't tease us.

 

[JoJoNo]

Poor Amber. She’s so desperate she gets Wipey to grope her for views, and just when she thinks she might have gotten some interest back here comes Chantal going full 2007!Britney on livestream.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Poor Amber. She’s so desperate she gets Wipey to grope her for views, and just when she thinks she might have gotten some interest back her comes Chantal going full 2007!Britney on livestream.

Amber's gonna have to pull something special out the Wommart bag to get a fraction of the audience Chantal has now. Wipey squeezing one of her sad lil udders just ain't gonna cut it.

 

[SWEETIE1989]

Apathetic Faxx came with receipts, y'all.
It does not suprise me one bit that Amber is BIG mad about her views flying out the window

 

[Acidsplat]

Apathetic Faxx came with receipts, y'all.
It does not suprise me one bit that Amber is BIG mad about her views flying out the window

youtube didn't tell liarlynn shit, there's no magic youtube manager for her to talk to unless she's one of the top 100 channels

 

[mysterymoment]

Apathetic Faxx came with receipts, y'all.
It does not suprise me one bit that Amber is BIG mad about her views flying out the window

Ambers desperateeee. What depths will she go to I wonder

 

[Agoodpotroast]

You gotta go scorched Earth and show them legs Amber for your channel's sake. Chantal is burying you right now. Showing Wipey isn't gonna cut it at this point

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Amber is on suicide watch currently she is seething.

She was, but they were bored and started watching Chantal, instead.

Ambers desperateeee. What depths will she go to I wonder

Time to show dem leggies Boo Boo