Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Shes signaling to people that shes only having what shes allowed to and thats ok because *insert fad diet/app/mlm thing she makes an authority figure and relinquishes control to* said its ok.
Shes absolving herself from critical thinking or responsibility.
Amber has said numerous times that not succeeding at dieting is not a failure if you try it very hard. Basically, she believes that trying by itself is an accomplishment that needs to be celebrated. This might be true for a 5 or 6-year-old child, but not for a 31-year-old woman.

Amber always needs that comfortable full feeling so thats her normal. Its not only self soothing but shes deluded into thinking this is normal for her as a big person, and eating close to an actually normal amount to her is the equivalent of an unhealthy fad diet. Unless she gets therapy shes fucking up her weight loss journey situation type deal from the start.
Amber eats approximately 5,000 calories or more a day. For most people, that amount of food would place you in a catatonic state, but not Amber; her binges have more calories than that. When you look at most MSHPL participants, eating normal daily meals of 2,000 calories is a tough struggle since they would feel like starving; Amber is no different. This is why most of them say that they work very hard at Dr. Nawzaradan's diet but lose so little or no weight after the first month. They still eat well above the 1,200 calories they are supposed to but less than what they are used to. So, for them, it is hard.

Amber "tries" to eat 1,600 calories a day, but ends up eating 5,000 calories. For her, just the fact of trying is a success. She has a goal of 50 pounds in 100 days. Success is having the goal, not necessarily to achieve it since she tried.
 
UwU this is my snack~
Its two to three and a half items randomly hand picked by me. I did that.
Isnt that ~crazy~ * laughs and shifts back and forth because her hips hurt*
"I did that" is my new least favorite thing Amber has started saying. I didn't think she could pick up a catchphrase more annoying than calling everyone "booboo" but she succeeded. Where did she even pick that up? And 'did' what Amber? Your definition of cooking is throwing random food items on a plate or, more recently, a blender. It's basically cooking when you have to but don't want to go grocery shopping.
 
"I did that" is my new least favorite thing Amber has started saying. I didn't think she could pick up a catchphrase more annoying than calling everyone "booboo" but she succeeded. Where did she even pick that up? And 'did' what Amber? Your definition of cooking is throwing random food items on a plate or, more recently, a blender. It's basically cooking when you have to but don't want to go grocery shopping.
There is a childrens TV cooking programme in the UK presented by a 12 year old vegan chef. He learnt to cook when he was 8. Eventually had his image put on a vegan range of products, a youtube channel, a TV show and a cookbook.

Not once have I seen him praise himself the way Amber does yet he can follow a recipe, use a knife and knows more descriptive terms than "shtoo good".
 
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There is a childrens TV cooking programme in the UK presented by a 12 year old vegan chef. He learnt to cook when he was 8. Eventually had his image put on a vegan range of products, a youtube channel, a TV show and a cookbook.

Not once have I seen him praise himself the way Amber does yet he can follow a recipe, use a knife and knows more descriptive terms than "shtoo good".
Omari McQueen is just being used by his vegan parents as a cash cow for braindead bongs. His teeth are fucked up and he's way too frail from such a poor diet. Anyone can cook better than Amber, even someone of the likes of Barbara Kay Lee. Amber is a bottomless pit who eats boring food to fill a void, not for taste.
 
Omari McQueen is just being used by his vegan parents as a cash cow for braindead bongs. His teeth are fucked up and he's way too frail from such a poor diet. Anyone can cook better than Amber, even someone of the likes of Barbara Kay Lee. Amber is a bottomless pit who eats boring food to fill a void, not for taste.
That was my point, that being able to cook actual meals is so unremarkable it would be ridiculous to be proud of throwing together the hot calories that Big Al does.

Of course Omari is a kind-of-cow, he's a kid with a youtube channel.

Edit; anyone know a good compilation of Amber being proud of doing basic shit?
 
That whole needing to ''feel full'' excuse is pathetic.
She's also repeatedly bragged about how frozen grapes taste like candy and that certain vegetables are soooooooooooooo good and she could eat them all day.
Fill up on those then you fat fuck. There's a million ways to fill your stomach without resorting to take-out three times a day and the highest calorie snacks you can find.

You don't NEED to feel full when you're built like Pluto, Hamber. The mild hunger at the end of the day would be a positive sign for her Shamu arse.
 
did that" is my new least favorite thing Amber has started saying. I didn't think she could pick up a catchphrase more annoying than calling everyone "booboo" but she succeeded.
You live in a vacuum. "I did that!" is the current Biden meme and people are pasting stickers with Biden's image pointing and saying that to empty store shelves and high price gas pumps everywhere.

Of course she'd think she's special like Biden. The only thing she can't claim "I did that!" to is wiping her own ass. Somebody please meme a Biden sticker on that shelf ass.
 
You live in a vacuum. "I did that!" is the current Biden meme and people are pasting stickers with Biden's image pointing and saying that to empty store shelves and high price gas pumps everywhere.

Of course she'd think she's special like Biden. The only thing she can't claim "I did that!" to is wiping her own ass. Somebody please meme a Biden sticker on that shelf ass.

Wow, I spend way too much time on the internet to miss something like that. Good to know
 
I think Amber’s weight “set point” is about 500 pounds.
More like 572.4 or even higher given no weighin she ever does can be believed. That's the weight she keeps bouncing back to on the regular. "Set point" is generally considered to be a person's highest weight they bounce up to between illness and yo-yo diets...not their lowest weight. 😉

Plus set point does tend to rise over time, even though it can take years to get it to drop. In Amber's case, she's not fighting a set point issue at all, she's fighting her gluttony. Sure set point and metabolic adaptation are an issue for some...but at her size if her metabolic rate was slowing due to weightloss, then all she'd need to do is the tiniest amount of exercise to bring it back up. The set point argument is just a convenient excuse for those in deathfat territory.
 
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Amber is so fucking stupid she screws up eating.

The human body takes a bit to register a "regular fullness"
- when food is present amber becomes a shop vac.
-eats nothing but weird/processed garbage, and no nutritional value so her body is just screaming.

That is indeed one of the problems: she eats too fast for her gut to sound the awoooogah alarm that it's "getting full down here, you whale, slow down and stop eating, ffs." There's a channel called Katina Eats Kilos and she eats slower than Big Al, even when she's having 10K calories. But she's also a bodybuilder, for her, working it off is not an issue. Clearly, Big Al is not going to go pick up heavy things and then set them down again.

UwU this is my snack~
Its two to three and a half items randomly hand picked by me. I did that.
Isnt that ~crazy~ * laughs and shifts back and forth because her hips hurt*

The "I did that" shit is aging more rapidly than any other catchphrase she's picked up when she is trawling the web instead of taking a fucking walk.

Shes absolving herself from critical thinking or responsibility.

Naturally, she lies even when she is determined to lose weight (ha!): lying to the WW site so she gets the most points possible. It's like an alcoholic saying they're going to start weaning themselves down, only to lie to the barkeep and say their current level is an entire handle of Jack instead of a fifth..

Amber has said numerous times that not succeeding at dieting is not a failure if you try it very hard. Basically, she believes that trying by itself is an accomplishment that needs to be celebrated. This might be true for a 5 or 6-year-old child, but not for a 31-year-old woman.

She's the poster child for participation trophies.


That whole needing to ''feel full'' excuse is pathetic.
She's also repeatedly bragged about how frozen grapes taste like candy and that certain vegetables are soooooooooooooo good and she could eat them all day.
Cotton candy, no less. Because white or pink grapes are not sweet enough on their own.

Fill up on those then you fat fuck. There's a million ways to fill your stomach without resorting to take-out three times a day and the highest calorie snacks you can find.

Funnily enough, I was listening to the videos on a reaction channel as I was working, and in one, Big Al is commenting about how she doesn't really like broccoli much. She bitched about the original WLS and his hamburger-suggesting ways not including vegetables like broccoli. She doesn't really like vegetables unless they're soaked in ranch or some other sauce or unless they are miniscule servings rolled up with sushi.

You don't NEED to feel full when you're built like Pluto, Hamber. The mild hunger at the end of the day would be a positive sign for her Shamu arse.
 
...this is so true. I'm always amazed that after n+1 attempts on WW/JC and/or calorie counting, she still doesn't get that you don't always have to eat right up to your points/allotted calories. "I got up late so I'm behind on my mills. This is my snack for the end of the day, and instead of just skipping it, which any normal person would do, I'm going to cram it into my face because I'm incapable of thinking for myself."
ALR has said in the past, I don't remember what video, but she said in context of "hey I need to get all my required calories in." Rather like you said, just don't snack.
 
You live in a vacuum. "I did that!" is the current Biden meme and people are pasting stickers with Biden's image pointing and saying that to empty store shelves and high price gas pumps everywhere.

Of course she'd think she's special like Biden. The only thing she can't claim "I did that!" to is wiping her own ass. Somebody please meme a Biden sticker on that shelf ass.
She will never be able to exclaim "I did that!" about wiping her own ass. Ever.
 
ALR has said in the past, I don't remember what video, but she said in context of "hey I need to get all my required calories in." Rather like you said, just don't snack.
I'm not sure whether this is an intentional overlap but I'm pretty sure it is since I know this bitch would watch this equally if not MORE awful Youtuber - Gabbie Hanna has used that before as an excuse to act like a bitch to everyone working on Escape the Night because of her 'eating disorder' - behavior including calling a PA a cunt in front of all the other actors. Wonder if our gorl is taking notes.
 
No new video yet, even though Fatty's put one out every other day since January 1st. It's as if she doesn't know what to say about being caught in her lahs - or were they deliberate to try to increase views for her dying channel?
Nah, she's here doing research for what might get us to bite. She posted on her social media something about the Nader drama on Chantal's channel. Sh'e lurking somewhere
 
I'm not sure whether this is an intentional overlap but I'm pretty sure it is since I know this bitch would watch this equally if not MORE awful Youtuber - Gabbie Hanna has used that before as an excuse to act like a bitch to everyone working on Escape the Night because of her 'eating disorder' - behavior including calling a PA a cunt in front of all the other actors. Wonder if our gorl is taking notes.

She definitely watches all those YTers like Gabby Hanna. Big Al has mentioned her by name over the years. She (Hanna) is one of those "other YTers" that Big Al likes to use to try to excuse her own shitty behavior and to avoid taking responsibility for being a narcissistic, lying twat.
 
People here caught her September date weigh in "slip up", then Orko hunted down that particular day by her outfit and hair. It was in September she decided to announce Jade had moved in and had been there for a while (we knew). But there was A LOT of criticism about a notoriously jealous staunch lesbian all of a sudden liking dick and polyamory.

So she's been lying since August. She's been lying for six months. And not just her usual everyday AmberLies, but a very elaborate and calculated series of them. Meet the new nigger, same as the old nigger, but this one is totally monogamous, and local!

Because the truth is: she is so unable to be alone with herself and the reality of what she is, she sold herself to a hoodmonkey who fucks everyone but her.

It's a good thing she's so much smarter than everyone else and would never slip up. She sure had us fooled!

I predict an upcoming thumbnail with Amber pantomiming shame with downcast eyes. "Coming Clean About Everything" it will be titled. She will come clean about nothing and oink about her mentals and guarding the sanctity of her precious relationship. *IF* she lied at all it was to protect her true love from vicious Internet hyenas hellbent on destroying her happiness. Only a subhuman who's never known the greatest love the world has ever seen wouldn't have done the same.
 
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