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My boy Orko came in CLUTCH with that video. I mean we all knew she was lying but now we get to watch her mental acrobatics trying to explain this away when we have receipts.
Or she may not address it at all. Who knows with Amber?
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Or she may not address it at all. Who knows with Amber?
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or she will say that it was Jade s fault...that she had help with the Editeeeeen and Jade accidentally took that Clip from an old Video because she was weareeeen exactly the same Outfit and so she clipped that Video into the "new One"and mixed them up....a complete Misstake-of course! ...how even could you think she would be lyeeeeeen...
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That "strictly clitly" has always been bullshit. We all know she'd shack up with a dude if all she had to be was give handies or beejs in return for that dude chauffeuring her fat ass around and carrying bags of shit she buys at the mall.
It was one of her dumbest lies in the history of her channel, on the order of her and Density moving to KY to care for Density's mother..
And the absolutely worst part of it: she's so unable to be alone that she ropes other people into her idiotic, over-emote videos even when they are annoyed/bother by it. There's a video compiled by a reactor that is comprised of her videos from2016 and JFC her "look at me, aren't I amused af "screeching cackling over something that isn't really that funny and she just fucking goes on and on and on makes me want to ice pick my ears. She was also shoving the damn camera into Krystle's face when Krystle didn't want it and was not amused.
Just like water, Big Al takes the path of least resistance, turning herself over to the first person she hooks who feeds her a line of bullshit in order to get to what they believe is her money (or money-making potential). You missed the acme of Big Al's YT career, Jade. At least you got a car out of it, though.
"You guise have to understand that muh mentalz are hard. My OCD and OCPD and ang-zie-ty and depresshun and ED and bipolar made me use all those titles on my lives and give just enough other information that you figured out who my "girlfriend" is and started getting all her details and did you know I was also in foster care and that was shtooo hard and made me talk incessantly about Jade even when I said I wasn't going to any more. You guise took advantage of muh mentalz and that is not ok, fatphobes."
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My greatest lolcow wish would be to lock Amber up in a room with only electrolyte water for like a year and live stream it 24/7
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Don't want to make another "Oh have the mighty have fallen..." kind of post, but wow. I bet Chantal was the type of girl that Amber had to compete with for attention at the group home. You know, that BPD fatherless trainwreck that has a much older "boyfriend" that she does drugs with, has unprotected sex, gets pregnant, STDS, police called on them, etc. I bet that really chaps her shelf ass.
But really, Amber could NEVER. She posts fake weigh-ins from 3 months ago, Chantal is shaving her head RIGHT NOW in front of us. Both are cunts but Chantal never misrepresents herself to her audience (or when she tries, she gets quickly disproven). Chantal is the true bovine entertainer. The days where people would tell Chantal to keep Amber's name out of her mouth has all but reversed.
I really wonder what could bring her back besides getting skinny (by AIDS, definitely not by self discipline). It's not even fun to be an armchair psychologist to her anymore. No one cares about a Wifey reveal. People aren't going to spend the time to speculate about her boring ass life through her lies if there's a more fun cow showing up everyday as their truthful, mentally ill self.
Maybe if she posted a "candid" (staged) video of the binge monster filmed by Jade Francis. Maybe some couple fights a la Nickacado. But I doubt Amber could even feign being that honest. If she had kept doing lives, she probably could've faked chest pain and ran down the WebMD list of symptoms for a heart attack, say she's going to the emergency room, and quietly leave the room with the livestream on for a few minutes while the shekels rolled in before the live "mysteriously" ended from the battery on her phone "dying". Probably make a few follow ups about her new lease on life and failing diets all over again. The reality is, that "I have cancer" video was her peak, and it was about her facing death. The only things from then that could get her some attention for a brief moment of time are life threatening things. I don't mean a diabetes diagnosis or a limb getting removed, I mean half her face is fucked up from a stroke.
The Hail Mary option would be if TLC pushes Amy to be a "fat youtuber consultant" and does a Kentucky Kow Krossover. I think Amber could follow whatever gag order TLC would make her sign if it was only for a 1 or 2 episode appearance. BUT, Amber would have to be okay with TLC showing her as a hopeless irredeemable cunt at the end of the day (with many comparisons to Tammy, of course!). There would be a new audience never exposed to Amber. That cycle of newbies going from "I support you Amber" to disengaged and waiting for her to die would happen all over again.
Inb4 one of the hoodrats takes inspiration from this post.
EDIT: No, not even LAAAYGS would get people to care either. Remember that one tiktok with the roll out? Her bloody pussy pictures from the ER? Any strange fetish material or body-reveal (even if it were a bikini try on) would be forgotten as a novelty.
But really, Amber could NEVER. She posts fake weigh-ins from 3 months ago, Chantal is shaving her head RIGHT NOW in front of us. Both are cunts but Chantal never misrepresents herself to her audience (or when she tries, she gets quickly disproven). Chantal is the true bovine entertainer. The days where people would tell Chantal to keep Amber's name out of her mouth has all but reversed.
I really wonder what could bring her back besides getting skinny (by AIDS, definitely not by self discipline). It's not even fun to be an armchair psychologist to her anymore. No one cares about a Wifey reveal. People aren't going to spend the time to speculate about her boring ass life through her lies if there's a more fun cow showing up everyday as their truthful, mentally ill self.
Maybe if she posted a "candid" (staged) video of the binge monster filmed by Jade Francis. Maybe some couple fights a la Nickacado. But I doubt Amber could even feign being that honest. If she had kept doing lives, she probably could've faked chest pain and ran down the WebMD list of symptoms for a heart attack, say she's going to the emergency room, and quietly leave the room with the livestream on for a few minutes while the shekels rolled in before the live "mysteriously" ended from the battery on her phone "dying". Probably make a few follow ups about her new lease on life and failing diets all over again. The reality is, that "I have cancer" video was her peak, and it was about her facing death. The only things from then that could get her some attention for a brief moment of time are life threatening things. I don't mean a diabetes diagnosis or a limb getting removed, I mean half her face is fucked up from a stroke.
The Hail Mary option would be if TLC pushes Amy to be a "fat youtuber consultant" and does a Kentucky Kow Krossover. I think Amber could follow whatever gag order TLC would make her sign if it was only for a 1 or 2 episode appearance. BUT, Amber would have to be okay with TLC showing her as a hopeless irredeemable cunt at the end of the day (with many comparisons to Tammy, of course!). There would be a new audience never exposed to Amber. That cycle of newbies going from "I support you Amber" to disengaged and waiting for her to die would happen all over again.
Inb4 one of the hoodrats takes inspiration from this post.
EDIT: No, not even LAAAYGS would get people to care either. Remember that one tiktok with the roll out? Her bloody pussy pictures from the ER? Any strange fetish material or body-reveal (even if it were a bikini try on) would be forgotten as a novelty.
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Oh, fuck off Amber, at least try and get clout by your own accord because, in reality, I think Chantal has very different viewers to Amber. You look thirsty inserting your shelf-unit ass into other cow's spaces.
@StrawberryDouche I just watched the Orko video because that green top filter mess really surprised me. A friend asked me about Amber's weight and I said it's all just a circle. I know here ages back we have discussed pre-recorded weigh-ins but now this somewhat confirms it.
It's just the bitch never looks different at all and only uses a different angle to make it look different. She has looked the same for years and now it is making sense.
@StrawberryDouche I just watched the Orko video because that green top filter mess really surprised me. A friend asked me about Amber's weight and I said it's all just a circle. I know here ages back we have discussed pre-recorded weigh-ins but now this somewhat confirms it.
It's just the bitch never looks different at all and only uses a different angle to make it look different. She has looked the same for years and now it is making sense.
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Good for her. I bet that burns Amber.
Dana she really stop using so many filters, it is so shocking to see what she really looks without them. She looks like a rough 40 year old and not the 21 year old she is.
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She looks about 5% less gross.
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The desperation is real. In the iconic words of a gay ass muppet, truly "NO ONE CARES!". Imagine being this pathetic in your early 30's. No life outside your home, needy as fuck for online strangers attention and being used by someone that occasionally sucks your folds before they take off in the car you bought them to fuck someone else. CuckLynn needs to start applying for welfare, foodstamps, disability and whatever the hell else she can get.
She went from couch to loveseat. Good for her. She's still fucking hideous. Hope she keeps it up and slims that humpback down too. Take some notes, Hamber.
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ugh, ‘I’m-in-on-the-joke’ Amber is embarrassing.
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Destiny is a grade a feeder. Amber fell into it and couldn’t get out. I’m glad Dana is taking control of her health. Destiny is a wolf in sheep’s clothing with these fat gay gorls.
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You're joking right? There's no way she's 21.
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Must be a huge stock of ham planet lesbians in KY. Destiny has always been overtly sexed up like a teenage boy so we know she'll be on the hunt.
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I believe she turned 21 in 2019 ... so, likely turning 24 this year. She's the roughest-looking 20-something I've ever seen.
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Amber makes a comments that it’s a “attractive quality” to be hard working which is true but so odd to say coming from a person that is one of the most spoiled,lazy and entitled woman on the planet and was obviously a jab at Becky.Becky did drop her job but that’s because you are such a needy stunted person you needed her to be around you 24/7. I’m sure there is a laundry list of quality’s about you that Becky found as a turn off about you so let’s be a little more mindful plus bitch if you have moved on from her drop the jabs and move the fuck on.
I think we all can agree that having a partner that can’t be alone, refuses to work on themselves and grow up and wanting you to sit in bed with them all day while they eat and watch greys ananotmy isn’t a attractive quality
I think we all can agree that having a partner that can’t be alone, refuses to work on themselves and grow up and wanting you to sit in bed with them all day while they eat and watch greys ananotmy isn’t a attractive quality
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It's got to be bad if Money Trees Becky wouldn't even stick around for the free money. Even with the comfort eating and being smacked up to the eyeballs on prescription drugs.
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Oh my fucking lord that's 21 years old? Does she get dragged around the back of a car on the floor