Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Good for you, AF, although what the fuck you're talking about "taking the Law [sic] into my own hands", who knows. And good for you for realizing that you do not respond to imbecilic liars like Big Al. You know she's stupid and a pathological liar. WTF are you bothering to respond to her at all? All this is, is her attempt to intimidate you into removing it without her having to go to YT, where she would without a doubt lose again as it relates to your channel.

So post away, and know that she's seething that reactors are getting more views/engagement than she is, to the point where she has to lie about YT telling her it's against their terms when it obviously isn't.

 

[FickleFuck]

Apathetic Faxx came with receipts, y'all.
It does not suprise me one bit that Amber is BIG mad about her views flying out the window

Damn, HamShitHeadLynn is a bitter fat bitch. "You have to admit what you're doing is kinda wrong". Oh shut the fuck up, fat ass. You're mad someone used your shit content and made it better and gets more views than you. Wanna stop reaction channels from "stealing" from you? Stop posting. Then see what happens to your garbage channel. She really is a dumb shit. Spending money like she even has any to burn, threatening fledgling channels, letting some nig nog control her. The reality of being a poor ass cracker at her new butler's mercy is gonna hit her hard and probably pretty soon. Can't wait.

 

[ADHD]

So - it will be interesting to see how much exercise Amber gets trying to twist herself in knots to explain the anomaly.

It will be even more interesting if her next clip does not address it, OR has a voiceover explaining how she doesn’t understand whaaat that situation type molment was.

Either way, still seems suss.

What it seems like to me is a desperate ploy to get people talking about her. She knows this stuff is picked apart and that people will jump all over stuff like this.

AF is an annoying attention seeking cunt but I appreciate their work in archiving our gorl and do sub to them.

All of Amber's videos are archived here. AF is not needed for archival purposes, at all. (But if you like what she does, that's good too!)

You gotta go scorched Earth and show them legs Amber for your channel's sake. Chantal is burying you right now. Showing Wipey isn't gonna cut it at this point

Better yet, she should just accept defeat and start reacting to Chantal. When I said she should do that the other day, I was mostly kidding, but at this point I'm dead serious. It's a win-win for her. She won't have to talk about her life or her weight or try to pretend she has anything interesting going on in her life, and she'll be free to rip on the woman who took her crown.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I forgot that Amber made this post 3 days ago. She can only show laygs, no one gives a shit about Jade Francis.

Here orbiters, here is Wipey, this is apperently what people have been harping on for months. A generic, bland fat Allicia Keys looking motherfucker. If it is super hard for ou, just google "Jade Francis" and it's the first result. I am so fucking sick and tired of the term "wifey". Nickado reallyy created an annoying trend of baiting suspense with the whole Jasper shit.

 

[I am vomit]

Nickado reallyy created an annoying trend of baiting suspense with the whole Jasper shit.

If she's really copying him is she going to gain another 300 pounds and take pictures of her butthole?

 

[Fatguypewdiepie]

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I forgot that Amber made this post 3 days ago. She can only show laygs, no one gives a shit about Jade Francis.

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Here orbiters, here is Wipey, this is apperently what people have been harping on for months. A generic, bland fat Allicia Keys looking motherfucker. If it is super hard for ou, just google "Jade Francis" and it's the first result. I am so fucking sick and tired of the term "wifey". Nickado reallyy created an annoying trend of baiting suspense with the whole Jasper shit.

What? Hiding significant other from camera and teasing audience isn't even big ALs original idea? Fat avocado already did it?

 

[dfranki723]

It's not really even an entertaining slap fight.
Hamber can't even make drama with reaction channels interesting anymore, she's a fucking goner unless she pulls out the big laygs guns.

 

[440088]

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I forgot that Amber made this post 3 days ago. She can only show laygs, no one gives a shit about Jade Francis.

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Here orbiters, here is Wipey, this is apperently what people have been harping on for months. A generic, bland fat Allicia Keys looking motherfucker. If it is super hard for ou, just google "Jade Francis" and it's the first result. I am so fucking sick and tired of the term "wifey". Nickado reallyy created an annoying trend of baiting suspense with the whole Jasper shit.

That’s not wifey! Remember! They broke up. And she left. And then like 2 days later amber got with another black girl that totes wasn’t the original black girl and she’s not lying. That first gf after Becky really did leave! And they broke up! And this is just some new gf that amber started dating two days later that isn’t jade!

 

[GinnyPotter]

All of you who ask "what would Wifey get out of this" the answer is simple... Amber's channel.

Her channel gets roughly 10k-15k a month.. for NO EFFORT videos.. of garbage. She's making way less now but let's play the cynical game.

Amber goes to the hospital, she's dying, she makes videos saying goodbye, crying, etc. Those videos would EXPLODE, and then shes 6 feet under... who get the revenue?

Why her very "sad" wife.. who now dedicates the channel to her memory.. and posts videos about random shit. Maybe goes on her own weightloss journey.. or encourages fans.. or just has drama. The effort is SO minimal. You could work full time and still crack it out on the side. Even if the channel falls and only earns 1/3 of what Amber made.. that's still 60k a year or so.

This is just like a 10 marrying an old dude; both wifey and the 10 are just waiting the clock out to inherit. Shit she doesn't even have to fake the romance.. just live there.

She doesn't pay her taxes.
The IRS would probably take it.

Gourl is desperate for views, what's next for clickbait titles?
"Vlog gone wrong/gone sexual COPS CALLED ALMOST DIED!"

"Channeling the spirit of Norma. 3AM ghost hunt. Gone sexual" (I talked to Becky's dead mom)! GFM drama addressed!"

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

YT, in all its wisdom, recommended some channel I've never heard of, and they were posting about this vid reacting to Big Al from the Eric & Ricky era. She did a couple of weighins, one clocking in at 498.0 and another at 498.8. She was shtooo happy to be "back in the 400s".

I wonder how many times she's said that and/or how many times she's said she won't be going back to the 500s, given that she keeps bouncing between - on the camera scale outputs that she films, anyway - the same 10 pounds. Like a demented version of Groundhog Day.

Give it up, Big Al. That was from almost two years ago, and it's clear you have no desire to change. Just stuff your fat face and bring back all the mook-bongs. It's the only interesting thing you do.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

AF aside (because @Single_Sock is right, we have a thread for this), I wonder what Amber is gonna try to do to resurrect her channel. At this point, she's gonna have to do something spectacular but I'm curious about what troll thumbnail/title she's gonna try to pull out of her ass to generate interest. Maybe another $15 coke? The only thing I can think of that would mildly interest me at this point would be if something were to happen to Twinkie. Cuz dogs

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

Probably nothing too groundbreaking. Maybe another 5 or 6 videos titled "My Girlfriend did/got/is something".

She will never lower herself to the lolcow behavior we have become accustomed to like sharting, arse picking, balding, posting goatse reminiscent OF sets, stalking people, or having a psychotic break. She loves herself too much. Amber thinks she is in the same realm as beauty and lifestyle vloggers as opposed to being an entry-level Nick or Chantal.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

YT, in all its wisdom, recommended some channel I've never heard of, and they were posting about this vid reacting to Big Al from the Eric & Ricky era. She did a couple of weighins, one clocking in at 498.0 and another at 498.8. She was shtooo happy to be "back in the 400s".

I wonder how many times she's said that and/or how many times she's said she won't be going back to the 500s, given that she keeps bouncing between - on the camera scale outputs that she films, anyway - the same 10 pounds. Like a demented version of Groundhog Day.

Give it up, Big Al. That was from almost two years ago, and it's clear you have no desire to change. Just stuff your fat face and bring back all the mook-bongs. It's the only interesting thing you do.

I think Amber’s weight “set point” is about 500 pounds.

Taken from the Internet “
“Essentially, your body is hardwired to resist changes that drastically veer from this set point, even if you're working hard to move to a lower weight. It uses internal regulations to combat big gains and losses in weight and body fat, which can be a real nuisance when you're trying to lose weight quickly. According to studies, your metabolic rate can actually decrease as you shed pounds. That's your body attempting to counteract the weight changes that are taking place. “

In the last two years, her weight has been moving between 490 and 520 pounds. For her, counting calories is a waste of time since she can’t keep up any diet long enough to make a real dent in her weight. This is why bariatric surgery is the only solution to her problem, but by cancelling her appointment, she is still not ready to do it. Having a car is more important.

 

[FromTheRiverToTheBeeze]

I think Amber’s weight “set point” is about 500 pounds.

Taken from the Internet “
“Essentially, your body is hardwired to resist changes that drastically veer from this set point, even if you're working hard to move to a lower weight. It uses internal regulations to combat big gains and losses in weight and body fat, which can be a real nuisance when you're trying to lose weight quickly. According to studies, your metabolic rate can actually decrease as you shed pounds. That's your body attempting to counteract the weight changes that are taking place. “

In the last two years, her weight has been moving between 490 and 520 pounds. For her, counting calories is a waste of time since she can’t keep up any diet long enough to make a real dent in her weight. This is why bariatric surgery is the only solution to her problem, but by cancelling her appointment, she is still not ready to do it. Having a car is more important.

I imagine she still believes she needs more calories as a bigger person too. She has often been too skeered to drop down anywhere near the recommended daily intake figures and even during dieting will exceed this figure by a thousand calories or more.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I imagine she still believes she needs more calories as a bigger person too. She has often been too skeered to drop down anywhere near the recommended daily intake figures and even during dieting will exceed this figure by a thousand calories or more.

Well Amber's logic has always been using the calories she CAN eat in a day as a minimum and not a benchmark. Weight Watchers is the perfect example: she had so many points, therefore she can eat that many points and it's a-okay. Not understanding - either it was willful ignorance or genuine misunderstanding, the World may never know - that you don't NEED to eat all your points every day. Counting calories works the same way with her. "Oh as a bigger person, I can eat x,xxx calories a day and still lose weight" and then she proceeds to eat over that "but it's okay because I can eat a little bit more and still lose weight". Girl. You're supposed to be running on a deficit. Deficit being the key word.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I think Amber’s weight “set point” is about 500 pounds.

Since I have nothing better to do with my time than look at random videos of hers to track her weight, it does seem that's her benchmark, so to speak, for quite awhile.

In the last two years, her weight has been moving between 490 and 520 pounds. For her, counting calories is a waste of time since she can’t keep up any diet long enough to make a real dent in her weight. This is why bariatric surgery is the only solution to her problem, but by cancelling her appointment, she is still not ready to do it. Having a car is more important.

Anything diet-related is a waste of time for her: regular doctor visits, calorie counting, exercise. One, she's lazy as fuck, and everything diet-related requires work/effort. Two, she has no desire to change. I wish she'd just stop acting as if she gave a shit about her weight. Then again, she doesn't have much else going on in her life, and even a full Jade reveal isn't going to make much of a difference for her channel at this point. She's beaten that horse to death and nobody cares now. Timing, Big Al: learn it.

I imagine she still believes she needs more calories as a bigger person too. She has often been too skeered to drop down anywhere near the recommended daily intake figures and even during dieting will exceed this figure by a thousand calories or more.

"You guys have to understand that for someone as big as me, it takes more calories to feel full." <- actual quote. Tell us something we don't know Big Al, and that's the fucking point of being on a diet. Of course, we can't have you enduring even the slightest discomfort, which is why.....

Well Amber's logic has always been using the calories she CAN eat in a day as a minimum and not a benchmark. Weight Watchers is the perfect example: she had so many points, therefore she can eat that many points and it's a-okay. Not understanding - either it was willful ignorance or genuine misunderstanding, the World may never know - that you don't NEED to eat all your points every day. Counting calories works the same way with her. "Oh as a bigger person, I can eat x,xxx calories a day and still lose weight" and then she proceeds to eat over that "but it's okay because I can eat a little bit more and still lose weight". Girl. You're supposed to be running on a deficit. Deficit being the key word.

...this is so true. I'm always amazed that after n+1 attempts on WW/JC and/or calorie counting, she still doesn't get that you don't always have to eat right up to your points/allotted calories. "I got up late so I'm behind on my mills. This is my snack for the end of the day, and instead of just skipping it, which any normal person would do, I'm going to cram it into my face because I'm incapable of thinking for myself."

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Well Amber's logic has always been using the calories she CAN eat in a day as a minimum and not a benchmark. Weight Watchers is the perfect example: she had so many points, therefore she can eat that many points and it's a-okay. Not understanding - either it was willful ignorance or genuine misunderstanding, the World may never know - that you don't NEED to eat all your points every day. Counting calories works the same way with her. "Oh as a bigger person, I can eat x,xxx calories a day and still lose weight" and then she proceeds to eat over that "but it's okay because I can eat a little bit more and still lose weight". Girl. You're supposed to be running on a deficit. Deficit being the key word.

Exactly. She thinks she has to eat every single calorie, point, or meal she has or she will die of starvation. If I remember correctly she had 93 daily points on ww because she used her highest weight and then another 40 extra week points and ate them all on the first day. It will never not be funny how she is so worried about not eating enough calories, but doesn't worry about eating thousands of calories a day.

 

[Lack of a better nickname]

"I will force myself to eat pizza because I haven't eaten anything all day"

 

[FatalTater]

"I will force myself to eat pizza because I haven't eaten anything all day"

Then proceeds to eat 3-4 servings when one would suffice.

 

[Insulin reid]

"You guys have to understand that for someone as big as me, it takes more calories to feel full." <- actual quote. Tell us something we don't know Big Al, and that's the fucking point of being on a diet. Of course, we can't have you enduring even the slightest discomfort, which is why.....

Amber is so fucking stupid she screws up eating.

The human body takes a bit to register a "regular fullness"
- when food is present amber becomes a shop vac.
-eats nothing but weird/processed garbage, and no nutritional value so her body is just screaming.

Theres a regular fullness, and that stereotypical american thanksgiving feast level of fullness.
-amber always needs that comfortable full feeling so thats her normal. Its not only self soothing but shes deluded into thinking this is normal for her as a big person, and eating close to an actually normal amount to her is the equivalent of an unhealthy fad diet or that weird cotton ball diped in orange juice thing some models apparently did to stay thin.
Unless she gets therapy shes fucking up her weight loss journey situation type deal from the start. Thank god breathing isnt a concious effort, amber would be struggling more than normal with that too.

...this is so true. I'm always amazed that after n+1 attempts on WW/JC and/or calorie counting, she still doesn't get that you don't always have to eat right up to your points/allotted calories.

Doesnt have to. She gets to. So says the authority of whatever weight loss plan shes on. Schuper exciteeen.

"I got up late so I'm behind on my mills.

This. This is my favorite.

This is my snack for the end of the day, and instead of just skipping it, which any normal person would do, I'm going to cram it into my face because I'm incapable of thinking for myself."

Any chance to have food is a win for amber. She also, like... declares it and i bet she does this off camera to anyone whos around her at the time.

UwU this is my snack~
Its two to three and a half items randomly hand picked by me. I did that.
Isnt that ~crazy~ * laughs and shifts back and forth because her hips hurt*

Shes signaling to people that shes only having what shes allowed to and thats ok because *insert fad diet/app/mlm thing she makes an authority figure and relinquishes control to* said its ok.
Shes absolving herself from critical thinking or responsibility.