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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Bold of you to believe they ever left.
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Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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Literally copying learningtobefearless with that fridge cleaning molment again, just the same as she did with the kitchen drawer organisation nonsense.
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No way she isn't in pain. Those balls will be dragging on the floor soon. Also, is she losing her hair now too?
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Mercifully, this contains no extended segment of her nodding along to her "struggles" and eye-fucking herself while trying to convince us that all these struggles are behind her. There's only one thing behind you, Fatty, and it's a shelf ass that rivals the Greenland ice sheet.
My goodness, how the mighty but dainty queen has fallen.
The thumbnail is supposed to make us believe that Big Ham can bend over and clean, or that she cleans, or whatever. Be a hypocrite! Pimp out your body for views! Alas, this is not working like it used to Hamber. Twenty-four hours later, and still not at 30K views, but heading to 3K dislikes? This virtual sideshow is going the way of real sideshows.
Big Ham helpfully tells us that she just finished up a vlog, and now id beginning another. No shit. Bitches about the "terrible lighting" and using passive tense to describe how there have been storms. If only you still had an easy to transport around the house light. WriterLynn should know better about passive tense, given how worldly and knowledgeable shhe is about the aert of writing.
She's now showing off her cowprint overalls and doing some weird waddle back and forth like she's on the runway. The only runways that would hold you are the ones used by the hypergiant planes, like the Airbus. It looks terrible on her and overalls went out of style in the late 90s/early 2000s, but I'll give her points for embracing her true identity. Moo.
Claims she and the "gf" are going to "the homeless shelter" to donate two bags of snacks. Because junk food is exactly what they need. I'm wondering if this shitty processed food is just crap they pulled out of their cabinets to make room for newer processed crap. But she's "not sure" when they're going. OK, GivingLynn. This is as believable as the last "donation" you did, Fatty. That is" not at all.
ShowerLynn is back, to tell us that she's about to shower because she showers, y'all, daily! First, she has to pretend that Rarity lays around the bathroom, waiting for her to finish showering. Sure. She's back to wearing a brace on her left wrist for some reason, and doesn't explain it. So, a physical attention-seeking device.
More importantly, she wants to tell us a fairytale about her psychologist. She emailed her psychologist and asked her about sticking with therapy with her. Perhaps Big Ham has forgotten about her supposed "new" psychologist, who wanted her to get labs done. LiarLynn proceeds to tell us the existing imaginary psychologist is willing to help her with her "losing weight" that is just as imaginary, even though she is a HAES type of deal, and she can help with Hamber's PTSD, which is apparently now canon in the Amberverse the same way her imaginary bipolar disorder is: DoctorLynn Medicine Woman back at it, self-diagnosing herslf with things designed to allow her to continue to refuse accept accountability and responsibility for anything. Just another tick in the column of Spamber not wanting to change anything, up to and including her weight. She just looooooves this psychologist SO MUCH, GUISE! Ignore those previous vlogs where Hamber was shitting on her. One final note: does this mean Big Ham is going to finally get those labs done?
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
OK, with that stamped out, let us continue. Hamber claims that "people" have been saying her apartment is designed for wheelchair access, and no, that is NOT what they are saying, bitch. What they ARE saying is that it's designed to be somewhat handicap-accessible. And it is. It's why there's a walkin shower in the OTHER bathroom, which is the one that you use.
BarkBox for Twinkie, but we don't see Twinkie. Hamber wonders if there's a box for cats, and she'll have to look hat up. Fuck off. You know damn well there's a box subscription for cats. I'm sure there are boxes for birds and gerbils and all kinds of shit because total fucking idiots like you, with all the time in the world, can't be assed to get your pets something off the beaten path. Because you are a basic, boring, bitch.
Hamber is here trying to convince us that once a week. she takes everything - EVERYTHING - out of the freezer and the fridge, cleans it all up, wipes it all down, and organizes it. Let me tell you something, Fatty. Two things. One: if you're deep cleaning your entire fridge and freezer once a week, you have too much fucking time on your hands. Two: if you kept the shit neat and clean on a DAILY basis, you wouldn't have to devote any hours on a WEEKLY basis doing this sort of shit. Gives us before and after shots, which make it abundantly clear that these two lazy hogs do not need to go to the grocery store.
That same Evol thing is there. Half a bag of open corn. A box of tilapia filets that probably remains unopened, from the $300 Trader Joe's trip. Unopened gluten-free waffles. Basically, a freezer full of food from which at least half a non-beige meal could be made. Tilapia, corn. There, half a meal. Add some green beans or a salad, and there's your healthy meal. Or eat those Amy's meals. Or make chickenburgers from the ground chicken. Or or or or. The conceit you have that you're some kind of creative person is mind-boggling.
How many fucking ayygs do you eat? Why are there partial boxes of ayygs in this fridge? The bai bottle on the top shelf - remains unopened. A lot of cheese. Turkey bacon that remains unopened. The giant tub of spinach, not much changed from the "make a salad with us" vlog. Prepackaged deli meat. Wrap that tilapia in bacon - because we know there's no fucking way you would just bake it with maybe some lemon pepper, or lemon and dill - have the corn, and make a salad from the shit you're no doubt going to waste, before it goes bad and you have to get rid of it.
I'm going to be that person and remind you, Fatty, you entitled, wasteful fuck, that there are hungry people in this country (and world) who would kill to have that junked up mess you call a fridge. There are people who live in food deserts whose only easily-accessible grocery shopping is the bodega on the corner. You waste in a month more than some people spend on food in three. You DO NOT NEED to buy more groceries.
You want to know what this bullshit tells me? You're back to eating takeout between one and three times a day. And yet, you will go grocery shopping, again, and buy things you know you do not need, again, and that shit will be wasted because you can't stir yourself off your shelf ass to prepare your own food, again, food that you spent money you could have saved. AGAIN. You'e no going to Bora Bora. You're not going to Greece. The only place you're going is to an early grave, and you'll hit up evey last restaurant and shit fast food place you can before you get there.
Here are the after photos. No one can look at these and tell me she didn't throw out half the crap in the freezer and at least a third from the fridge.
To replenish all the space she made by throwing shit away, off they go to the grocery store. Since this is the amberverse, we don't get a running commentary on what she's buying and why. We don't get any voiceovers describing what they're buying. What we get is that anoying, looping, royalty-free childish music. Again.
Oh, look. No brace on that left hand. Amazing.
Seasoned bread. Mio crap. Cotage cheese. Big Ham isn't eating that, so that must be for the "gf". And we've now swapped the pickled baby corn for pickled baby carrots.
A bunch of desserts disguised as yogurt. Dessert disguised as coffee creamer. A prepackaged, processed taco kit. Something called "hint". I had to look that one up to see what it was. "Fruit-infused water". Just eat a goddamn piece of fruit and drink some fucking water. JFC.
Cereal as dessert, processed sauces - wtf do you need those for, DryGorlLynn? - more prepackaged deli meat, jarred spaghetti sauce, Impossible "meat", a case of root beer, bottled lemonade (squeeze some lemon juice into water and stir in some Stevia, Fatty), Impossible sausage, tuna in a pouch - opening a can of tuna is too much work - some random produce that is the same as every other time she buys produce. Add a yellow summer squash, and a zucchini. We've seen those same things appear in grocery hauls coming in. Never seen them eaten. That tells me that they rot down there in the crisper and she throws them out. Stop buying shit you don't eat, you all-consuming complete waste of planetary resources.
She ends the video abruptly. No outro other than an image card telling us she'll see us later. No doubt the next vlog wlll be the actual haul of all this shit. Actually, it will probably be two videos to cover the entire haul, the same way she did the Trader Joe's shit. Desperately try to milk those YTbux for your dying channel, Hamber, in your quest to remain relevant. It's the only entertaining thing left in the amberverse.
TL;DW/R: Fatty shows her moocow overalls like the Fashionista she is. Reminds us again that she showers. Tells us she is keeping her original imaginary therapist, and apparently kicking the new imaginary therapist to the curb. Throws away a bunch of crap only to go to the grocery to buy more crap to replace it. Typical amberverse kabuki theater.
It'd be like those videos you see where a trucker has forgotten to latch one of the back doors. They drive away, in the process hitting every single parked car on the way back on the road. All those aisle-sitting people? Sitting ducks for head trauma as her shelf ass clobbered them while she tried to squeeze through sideways.
She can't even handle mid-70sF while she waddles her .6 of a mile. There is no way she'd be able to handle the heat in Greece. Or Bora Bora. Or Italy. Or almost anywhere during tourist season/non-wintertime.
It isn't the vehicle, it's the seasoneens. The only thing she can possibly taste a this point is garlic, salt, and pepper. I bet even onions don't taste like onions, and I know for a fact that brie-on-garlic naan - which sounds like some hick Limey village, or Gilroy, CA during the garlic festival - tasted like garlic crackers with cream cheese. The worst thing is that we know she had to have grapes or cherries or something that she could have eaten with it, down there in the crisper drawer, that probably rotted and she threw out.
It is not difficult to find, and the only one that actually illegal to import is the raw milk de Meaux. I can just imagine her squinting in confusion at an actual round of brie. "Hunh? Eat it at room temperature or bake it? Baaaaaay-BUH! We bought the wrong cheese!"
I don't think it would be something she wouldn't eat if someone else prepared a tasting tray, and either remembered to take it out to get the chill off, or baked it. She just wanted something that required zero effort, and she wanted it right then.
'Murica.
Probably like a very overripe brie, or maybe a Roquefort long past its prime.
Nice bald spot, Fatty!
COME GROCERY SHOPPING WITH ME & MASSIVE GROCERY HAUL | VLOG - June 1, 2022
My goodness, how the mighty but dainty queen has fallen.
The thumbnail is supposed to make us believe that Big Ham can bend over and clean, or that she cleans, or whatever. Be a hypocrite! Pimp out your body for views! Alas, this is not working like it used to Hamber. Twenty-four hours later, and still not at 30K views, but heading to 3K dislikes? This virtual sideshow is going the way of real sideshows.
Big Ham helpfully tells us that she just finished up a vlog, and now id beginning another. No shit. Bitches about the "terrible lighting" and using passive tense to describe how there have been storms. If only you still had an easy to transport around the house light. WriterLynn should know better about passive tense, given how worldly and knowledgeable shhe is about the aert of writing.
She's now showing off her cowprint overalls and doing some weird waddle back and forth like she's on the runway. The only runways that would hold you are the ones used by the hypergiant planes, like the Airbus. It looks terrible on her and overalls went out of style in the late 90s/early 2000s, but I'll give her points for embracing her true identity. Moo.
Claims she and the "gf" are going to "the homeless shelter" to donate two bags of snacks. Because junk food is exactly what they need. I'm wondering if this shitty processed food is just crap they pulled out of their cabinets to make room for newer processed crap. But she's "not sure" when they're going. OK, GivingLynn. This is as believable as the last "donation" you did, Fatty. That is" not at all.
ShowerLynn is back, to tell us that she's about to shower because she showers, y'all, daily! First, she has to pretend that Rarity lays around the bathroom, waiting for her to finish showering. Sure. She's back to wearing a brace on her left wrist for some reason, and doesn't explain it. So, a physical attention-seeking device.
More importantly, she wants to tell us a fairytale about her psychologist. She emailed her psychologist and asked her about sticking with therapy with her. Perhaps Big Ham has forgotten about her supposed "new" psychologist, who wanted her to get labs done. LiarLynn proceeds to tell us the existing imaginary psychologist is willing to help her with her "losing weight" that is just as imaginary, even though she is a HAES type of deal, and she can help with Hamber's PTSD, which is apparently now canon in the Amberverse the same way her imaginary bipolar disorder is: DoctorLynn Medicine Woman back at it, self-diagnosing herslf with things designed to allow her to continue to refuse accept accountability and responsibility for anything. Just another tick in the column of Spamber not wanting to change anything, up to and including her weight. She just looooooves this psychologist SO MUCH, GUISE! Ignore those previous vlogs where Hamber was shitting on her. One final note: does this mean Big Ham is going to finally get those labs done?
HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHA
OK, with that stamped out, let us continue. Hamber claims that "people" have been saying her apartment is designed for wheelchair access, and no, that is NOT what they are saying, bitch. What they ARE saying is that it's designed to be somewhat handicap-accessible. And it is. It's why there's a walkin shower in the OTHER bathroom, which is the one that you use.
BarkBox for Twinkie, but we don't see Twinkie. Hamber wonders if there's a box for cats, and she'll have to look hat up. Fuck off. You know damn well there's a box subscription for cats. I'm sure there are boxes for birds and gerbils and all kinds of shit because total fucking idiots like you, with all the time in the world, can't be assed to get your pets something off the beaten path. Because you are a basic, boring, bitch.
Hamber is here trying to convince us that once a week. she takes everything - EVERYTHING - out of the freezer and the fridge, cleans it all up, wipes it all down, and organizes it. Let me tell you something, Fatty. Two things. One: if you're deep cleaning your entire fridge and freezer once a week, you have too much fucking time on your hands. Two: if you kept the shit neat and clean on a DAILY basis, you wouldn't have to devote any hours on a WEEKLY basis doing this sort of shit. Gives us before and after shots, which make it abundantly clear that these two lazy hogs do not need to go to the grocery store.
That same Evol thing is there. Half a bag of open corn. A box of tilapia filets that probably remains unopened, from the $300 Trader Joe's trip. Unopened gluten-free waffles. Basically, a freezer full of food from which at least half a non-beige meal could be made. Tilapia, corn. There, half a meal. Add some green beans or a salad, and there's your healthy meal. Or eat those Amy's meals. Or make chickenburgers from the ground chicken. Or or or or. The conceit you have that you're some kind of creative person is mind-boggling.
How many fucking ayygs do you eat? Why are there partial boxes of ayygs in this fridge? The bai bottle on the top shelf - remains unopened. A lot of cheese. Turkey bacon that remains unopened. The giant tub of spinach, not much changed from the "make a salad with us" vlog. Prepackaged deli meat. Wrap that tilapia in bacon - because we know there's no fucking way you would just bake it with maybe some lemon pepper, or lemon and dill - have the corn, and make a salad from the shit you're no doubt going to waste, before it goes bad and you have to get rid of it.
I'm going to be that person and remind you, Fatty, you entitled, wasteful fuck, that there are hungry people in this country (and world) who would kill to have that junked up mess you call a fridge. There are people who live in food deserts whose only easily-accessible grocery shopping is the bodega on the corner. You waste in a month more than some people spend on food in three. You DO NOT NEED to buy more groceries.
You want to know what this bullshit tells me? You're back to eating takeout between one and three times a day. And yet, you will go grocery shopping, again, and buy things you know you do not need, again, and that shit will be wasted because you can't stir yourself off your shelf ass to prepare your own food, again, food that you spent money you could have saved. AGAIN. You'e no going to Bora Bora. You're not going to Greece. The only place you're going is to an early grave, and you'll hit up evey last restaurant and shit fast food place you can before you get there.
Here are the after photos. No one can look at these and tell me she didn't throw out half the crap in the freezer and at least a third from the fridge.
To replenish all the space she made by throwing shit away, off they go to the grocery store. Since this is the amberverse, we don't get a running commentary on what she's buying and why. We don't get any voiceovers describing what they're buying. What we get is that anoying, looping, royalty-free childish music. Again.
Oh, look. No brace on that left hand. Amazing.
Seasoned bread. Mio crap. Cotage cheese. Big Ham isn't eating that, so that must be for the "gf". And we've now swapped the pickled baby corn for pickled baby carrots.
A bunch of desserts disguised as yogurt. Dessert disguised as coffee creamer. A prepackaged, processed taco kit. Something called "hint". I had to look that one up to see what it was. "Fruit-infused water". Just eat a goddamn piece of fruit and drink some fucking water. JFC.
Cereal as dessert, processed sauces - wtf do you need those for, DryGorlLynn? - more prepackaged deli meat, jarred spaghetti sauce, Impossible "meat", a case of root beer, bottled lemonade (squeeze some lemon juice into water and stir in some Stevia, Fatty), Impossible sausage, tuna in a pouch - opening a can of tuna is too much work - some random produce that is the same as every other time she buys produce. Add a yellow summer squash, and a zucchini. We've seen those same things appear in grocery hauls coming in. Never seen them eaten. That tells me that they rot down there in the crisper and she throws them out. Stop buying shit you don't eat, you all-consuming complete waste of planetary resources.
She ends the video abruptly. No outro other than an image card telling us she'll see us later. No doubt the next vlog wlll be the actual haul of all this shit. Actually, it will probably be two videos to cover the entire haul, the same way she did the Trader Joe's shit. Desperately try to milk those YTbux for your dying channel, Hamber, in your quest to remain relevant. It's the only entertaining thing left in the amberverse.
TL;DW/R: Fatty shows her moocow overalls like the Fashionista she is. Reminds us again that she showers. Tells us she is keeping her original imaginary therapist, and apparently kicking the new imaginary therapist to the curb. Throws away a bunch of crap only to go to the grocery to buy more crap to replace it. Typical amberverse kabuki theater.
It'd be like those videos you see where a trucker has forgotten to latch one of the back doors. They drive away, in the process hitting every single parked car on the way back on the road. All those aisle-sitting people? Sitting ducks for head trauma as her shelf ass clobbered them while she tried to squeeze through sideways.
She can't even handle mid-70sF while she waddles her .6 of a mile. There is no way she'd be able to handle the heat in Greece. Or Bora Bora. Or Italy. Or almost anywhere during tourist season/non-wintertime.
It isn't the vehicle, it's the seasoneens. The only thing she can possibly taste a this point is garlic, salt, and pepper. I bet even onions don't taste like onions, and I know for a fact that brie-on-garlic naan - which sounds like some hick Limey village, or Gilroy, CA during the garlic festival - tasted like garlic crackers with cream cheese. The worst thing is that we know she had to have grapes or cherries or something that she could have eaten with it, down there in the crisper drawer, that probably rotted and she threw out.
It is not difficult to find, and the only one that actually illegal to import is the raw milk de Meaux. I can just imagine her squinting in confusion at an actual round of brie. "Hunh? Eat it at room temperature or bake it? Baaaaaay-BUH! We bought the wrong cheese!"
I don't think it would be something she wouldn't eat if someone else prepared a tasting tray, and either remembered to take it out to get the chill off, or baked it. She just wanted something that required zero effort, and she wanted it right then.
'Murica.
Probably like a very overripe brie, or maybe a Roquefort long past its prime.
Nice bald spot, Fatty!
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Ok, in the "before" fridge shot, what is that yellow and black thing in front of the Bai bottle? It's gone in the "after".
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it's a jade face roller. they're meant to massage the face, stimulate the lymph nodes, and reduce puffiness. You keep them in the fridge or freezer. They're kind of gimmicky nonsense in that GOOP realm of self-care. Some people swear by them but you'd get the same results by massaging your face with your hands and some ice cubes.
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I suspect our heroic fatty grocery over-shoppers are going to start getting a lot of flak for their astounding food waste.
It's tough & getting tougher out there with inflation rates I haven't seen since I was a much younger Dumb. People are having to carefully ration food & many can't get enough. Food banks are seeing the double whammy of much higher demand & donations dropping as 'spare' money vanishes.
The 100% dependence on convenience..."foods" as well as the constant waste are going to cost her much of her remaining 'fans', no doubt even more views & any good will stilled aimed at her.
It's tough & getting tougher out there with inflation rates I haven't seen since I was a much younger Dumb. People are having to carefully ration food & many can't get enough. Food banks are seeing the double whammy of much higher demand & donations dropping as 'spare' money vanishes.
The 100% dependence on convenience..."foods" as well as the constant waste are going to cost her much of her remaining 'fans', no doubt even more views & any good will stilled aimed at her.
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i think i figured out why Amber don t say directly "Goodbye" anymore ...she keeps recording Hours long and when she is doing the editeen she just cuts the whole
long String of Shit into smaller Turd-stripes...every Turd-stripe become s a "Full video"...then just place a Bye Note at the End ...
long String of Shit into smaller Turd-stripes...every Turd-stripe become s a "Full video"...then just place a Bye Note at the End ...
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wow, holy shit, hamber has been trying as hard as she can to copy this person’s voice and cadence. it’s so creepy and uncanny to hear.
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She would have a DVT and stroke out before there were even in the air
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If you were our FAT Princess, why would you even care?
Here, watch me parade around in a HIGHLY REQUESTED fashion haul that A) Is 4X. And is the proverbial stuffing 500 lbs of shit in a 30 gallon Hefty trash bag.
B) Totally LOLCOW that I already am, or C) Does this make my shelf ass look ginormous?
Correct answer: All of the above
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Those leyyygggs are lideralllly the worst, most horrific ones I have ever seen. I am honestly horrified every time I have the misfortune to witness them.
I WILL need eye bleach or intense therapy (probably both tbh) when she finally reveals them things in the ‘flesh,’ when she cannot afford rent.
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I'll send flowers when your heart seizes after seeing her full body reveal on her Only Fans page. BWAHAHA!
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And words even, she's obsessed, and it's so simple, so excited, so good,
Until that faithful day, may it soon come, there is another Amber with laygs, for your viewing displeasure
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Does anyone remember that late 90s animated movie Cats Don't Dance? All these people with lymphedema legs remind me of the little girl villain Darla Dimple.
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Maybe this is part of a culture I don't get, but why are these socmedia people so obsessed with organisation? Like do you need to put your freaking lemons in their separate little box? Same with bullet journaling. Do you seriously need to do that? Like literally create a whole new thing to do to be able to do your normal daily things, like making your food?
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Except THIS Amber worked a minimum of five asses off to lose a shit ton of weight and maintain it. Plus, while she seems to be a bit of a spoiled brat, she DOES seem to possess self-awareness and an interest in working away from those behaviors and patterns. (And I don’t just mean the patterns in her cellulite dimples.)
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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It's dumb bitches trying to oneup other dumb bitches in dumb bitchery, pay no attention to it.
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Thanks and Jesus FUCKING Christ! That’s not just her obesity is it? Has she also got a condition like elephantiasis? (Sp?)