Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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the way her ankles hang over her feet is so fucking sick lmao, i dont get how this fat bitch isn't ashamed & embarrassed. i'd kms if i looked like her.
r/AmberlynnReidYT - Of course a person of that proportion and mass can't walk longer than a couple of minutes. No sane person would think otherwise. And yes, what you see coming out of that pant leg is leg too. It is dragging by now. Thats why the pants are so long and thats why sock shoes and …
 
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groovypeach said:
i'd kms if i looked like her.
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I suspect she has considered offing herself because you can't convince me this person lives a satisfying life even by her standards.
Even if we forget about how she ate herself into monstruous ugliness, her health has to be shitty. We all hate simply having a random temporary disease, but imagine having constant pain in your joints, stomach, most likely her back, shitty sleep pattern, important lymphoedema, cellulitis, discomfort in any position, unability to live a normal mobile life, frequent UTIs, poor hygiene etc. Let's not forget the bleeding for two years and following cancer.
She can't be sane and I absolutely agree with her when she says she has mentulz : terminal BPD and severe attention whore.
Her social/affective life is pretty much limited to paid friends and ambabies that turn into haydurs.

I could go on but honestly this is depressing.
 
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MOVING TO CANADA?! & I LOST 80 POUNDS!!!! | VLOG​

Jun 3, 2022

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I'm not even watching this bullshit; just the title set me off.

Canada has surprisingly strict immigration requirements in terms of age, education, employability, relationship to existing citizens, etc. (at least when compared to the US). This uneducated, unemployable, 550-pound lump of scabs and lymph fluid wouldn't stand a snowball's chance in hell of "moving" anywhere north of the 40th. To even tease it in a title is fucking nonsensical. She might as well have said "Moving to Japan?!" for all the sense that makes. 🎩 🧩
 
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Summary of this asinine drivel:
  • She starts off claiming she's having a bad hair day. More like she hasn't washed that greasy mop of poop bun in three months. You can almost see the oil dripping down her neck.
  • Then she tells us what she's having for breakfast. Saying breffast is not cute or funny, you dumb fuck.. It's breaKfast for fuck's sake. Claims her breakfast is low calorie all though it's a lot of food. Who the hell eats cottage cheese for breakfast? With that ever present Tapatio. Ew.
  • Then some stupid blah blah about cats needing passports to get into Canada. Like she thinks it's so weird, but hey, the cats are American. Yes, Amber. Most people are probably aware that pets need to prove vaccination status to go into a foreign country. And no matter what she tries to say, no one believes for a minute she is moving to Canada. No job, no sponsor, etc. means no Canada. And her health care might be less expensive if she ever bothered to actually get a plan.
  • Next up is that Torrid try-on nobody asked for with all sorts of stupid noises. It's a fugly Betsey Johnson dress in size 4 (press 1 to doubt) that doesn't fit her shelf ass and looks hideous. She has some side conversation with Wifey about what earrings she should wear with it.
  • Here come the bloopers. Which aren't funny. Don't submit these to America's Funniest Videos, Hamber. Nobody cares.
  • We get to see more of Wifey than ever before in the next segment where they are tormenting playing with Twinkie. Making that poor overweight dog jump up and down off the sofa. Apparently Twinkie stops playing to lick her leg often, claims this concerned pet owner.
  • Apparently Amber loves sharing before and during photos of her weight loss journee. She found her Barbie tank and gives us a comparison along with a lot of mindless chatter about how much she loves this shirt which is why she has kept it, but also says she's only wearing it a few times. Um..,okay. She has lost some weight. Personally, if you're still 500 lbs, I wouldn't be celebrating.
  • She and wifey spend too many minutes discussing schoolyard rhymes and songs. Seriously, who the fuck cares about this shit? Nobody over ten years old. For some reason throughout this discussion, she keeps moving the camera to focus on her below boobs fat roll.
  • She ends with a cat sighting. Cat in a basket. The only worthwhile part of this whole mess.
I think I've lost of few IQ points watching that. Now you don't have to.
 
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This bitch bought a bigger shirt, cardigan still fits the same..
How many times has she told us how she is the q-u-e-e-n of angles? lulz

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Obviously she has lost weight, whoops. I can especially see it in her legs and shelf ass. :cringe:

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Poor Twonk, constantly afraid of being smushed, now she’s chasing her around and saying she’s going to get (eat) her.
 
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Amber reminds me of a actor that was in 1 big movie decades ago or a tv sitcom and then years later they are holding on to that character and desperate for recognition. 2019 haunts her and she says outdated slogans from back then to get peoples reaction like “2 turkey bacon” bitch it’s 2 pieces of bacon it’s not funny anymore.

Did this woman learn to speak from the show rugrats? Bressfas and alfit are not words. I’ve been in California my entire life and haven’t heard anyone speak that way.

After listening to her and Jade have a conversation, I see no difference than with Becky. Vapid get to know you questions that sound like 2 kids talking to each other.
 
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Oh gorl it's not the flex you think it is when the 6x tank top that was too tight now fits.

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@Shitted Scaredless I was thinking that too but she's done barbie hauls since and hadn't bought that same tank. The newer barbie stuff was gray with pink print and other barbie stuff was white with pink print. AFAIK Torrid hasn't done Barbie in the recent months yet this year.
 
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mekalekahi said:
Amber reminds me of a actor that was in 1 big movie decades ago or a tv sitcom and then years later they are holding on to that character and desperate for recognition. 2019 haunts her and she says outdated slogans from back then to get peoples reaction like “2 turkey bacon” bitch it’s 2 pieces of bacon it’s not funny anymore.

Did this woman learn to speak from the show rugrats? Bressfas and alfit are not words. I’ve been in California my entire life and haven’t heard anyone speak that way.

After listening to her and Jade have a conversation, I see no difference than with Becky. Vapid get to know you questions that sound like 2 kids talking to each other.
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I truly believe that her problems with speaking and enunciating are because she’s so fat her tongue doesn’t reach the proper areas in her mouth for the right sounds to be made.
 
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I haven't' watched the video but I gather that Amber stretched out a shirt and is trying to say it's loose because she lost weight?
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Only weight dat fat fucker has lost is dead brain cells. Shelf ass? Still fully intact. Lymphadema legs? Roger that. Still trying to fool herself she's a size 4? Yup.
Show me da eighty pounds, ya fat fuck. SHOW ME and stop yer endless mindfuck drivel.

Is it wrong to feel like Mulder here? I want to believe. Pardon me for being Cancer Man and calling out yer bullshit.

Weez all got eyes and just because you laaaaah don't make any of it true.

Will you ever learn? Youse as transparent as a Biden crackpipe.
 
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Alpo_Farts36 said:
This bitch bought a bigger shirt, cardigan still fits the same..
How many times has she told us how she is the q-u-e-e-n of angles? lulz

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Obviously she has lost weight, whoops. I can especially see it in her legs and shelf ass. :cringe:


Poor Twonk, constantly afraid of being smushed, now she’s chasing her around and saying she’s going to get (eat) her.
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Lol she defintely bought a new shirt if she trying to claim that NAVY barbie shirt she's wearing in the gaycare pic is the same as the BLACK barbie shirt? lol Amber, girl.
 
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