Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 551 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,621 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,521
Families actually have to think about how much money and time they spend on grocery shopping, as opposed to Amber,
who throws away food at the drop of a hat and loves to go buy a bunch of things that she wants NOW.
Consumption is only fun if it's unplanned and rapid.
Vapid, total waste of life as most of us know it. You can only watch her vids for the fucked up amusement factor that they are.

Kudos 👏 to Situation Type Deal Gorl for having the intestinal fortitude to actually Alog how fucked up her shit really is.

Love ya man . Or woman. Or whatever pronouns you desire. I can't watch any of her shit without throwing my phone against the wall.

Yeah, that bad
 
Well, someone had to do it.

And I don't mean me watching this bitch's bullshit, which I will continue to do unttl I reach @Slappy McGherkin's level of frustration with the utter pointlessness of the Amberverse.

No, I mean some dumbass gins up a conspiracy theory about who is leaking the pictures/videos of the "gf" being the one walking Twinkie and not being two people, and the short driveby video off the "gf" smoking is......Big Ham herself. Or some weirdo stalker.


He left out a possibility: whoever was riding by said, "OMG it's Jade! Drive around again so I can get a shot of this! Hurry!"

Personally, I DGAF, really. If it's yet another thing they're trying to get going to regenerate interest in the channel, don't care. If it's someone staking out the place, don't care. If it's just some other resident driving by and going back around, don't care. I just like to s Big Ham try to tapdance around things.

Another thing is this: if it'sthe two of these idiots, trying to resuscitate the channel, why did Hamber nuke all the Q&As about the smoking fro her tellonym? If they're trying o create drama, they'd leave that shit up so haydur nation could pile in the conspiracy van and get all worked up about Hamber (GASP!) lying. As if this mendacious cunt has ever been a pinnacle of honesty about any goddamned thing.

At this point, all his crap could just be the long and convoluted leadup to the "gf" being revealed on video. The dumbest one in history, too.
 
Families actually have to think about how much money and time they spend on grocery shopping, as opposed to Amber,
who throws away food at the drop of a hat and loves to go buy a bunch of things that she wants NOW.
Consumption is only fun if it's unplanned and rapid.
And remember she thinks she should be able to walk into a store and buy a scale that works for her weight just as everyone else. Being obese is not expensive because of scales or Torrid, it is expensive because you are living a wasteful and excessive lifestyle, ffs.
 
You can talk about this until you’re blue in the face. This thread will inevitably bring this topic up every two or three months and no matter how much information is available, there will always be people who think that fatties sit around and accumulate stacks of money from the government just for being obese. If it’s not Amber, then they think it’s her girlfriend.

I’d suggest not posting something that personal here. I know it’s really annoying for people who actually know how shitty and useless disability is but this topic being a part of this thread is a tale as old as time and nobody ever listens lol they’ll just give you TMI reacts.
You’re right, I just can’t understand their logic. She makes way too much to even qualify for SSI and if she did get SSI they would deduct it from the YT earnings. . SSI isn’t even enough to live these days. Thanks for the advice 😊
 
LOL, she can't even handle a flight for 30 minutes a flight from New York to Greece is 10 hours and not including switching flights. The bitch doesn't even have a passport so has no urge to travel at all. She would be the dumb bitch too who bought first-class screaming at movies like a retard too. I am glad Amber would never fly because those poor passengers would have their senses assaulted.
I was last weekend on a flight on a 737 Max. The area in from of the toilet was not bigger than 16” x 16”. A normal person would have difficulty turning around. Amber would not be able to even enter to lavatory. She is not flight anywhere.
 
--From the Becky thread---
The Thumb is getting a neurologist.
How long before Fatty gets one,, I wonder?
Hamber needs a dietitian a helluva lot more than she needs a neurologist. But that's our heffalump - she gets what she  wants, not what she needs.
 
Still mourning the loss of the Hoof & Ankle thread, but here's another one for y'all. Yes, I stole it (thanks Reddit), IDGAF.

What do we have here?
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ENHANCE!

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The mind boggles.
 
I wonder if Amber (and Other Youtubers) are going to start getting more and more hate and unsubscribings over luxury hauls as gas prices rise and inflation increases?

I can't imagine spending all day scared about how I'm going to be able to pay my bills or feed my kids, then watching some fatass unbox overpriced Amazon shit or load up a cart at the grocery store while waddling around with decades of overconsumption enveloping their skeleton.

Visible gluttony.

You can lie to most people about donating to charity but good luck hiding that Body By Ben&Jerry.
 
Come on my guy, she's always been a spiteful cunt, she just doesn't care about the facade anymore. It's too much effort to uphold.

Can we really expect the laziest sack of shit to continually play nice on camera? Fatty could barely manage it before, she has zero chance of putting on a believable ''nice gorl'' performance.
Genuine question, were you keeping up with the livestream era? Those streams were far nastier than the mild ''boss bitch'' shit she's putting out currently.

The livestreams really did show Big Ham's real, true self - the one she keeps bitching about people "not seeing" these days, in her little utopian lovenest with the "gf" Thanks, Hamber, we've seen the real you, and your performative house-playing ain't it.

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Waiting for someone to post a pic of amber in a scooter like they did last year when she was at Kroger with Becky.
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P.s she claims her and jade banged yesterday

She doesn't know jack shit about Greece. She probably watched Mamma Mia or Before Midnight and thinks that's it. Or she found out - again, through some movie making idiotic jokes about it - that there's an island called Lesbos, and obviously it's the respnsibility of every lesbean to go there at least once in their lives, like a muslim hajj.

Athens here we come, Boo Boo !!!!!!

She'd book the tickets and they'd wind up in Athens, GA. "Oh nooooooooo! Bay-buh! I used the wrong listing!"

Still mourning the loss of the Hoof & Ankle thread, but here's another one for y'all. Yes, I stole it (thanks Reddit), IDGAF.

What do we have here?
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ENHANCE!

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The mind boggles.

People wonder why she walks with her toes pointing out. There's your answer. There will come a day when she's forced to walk on the sides f her feet because of the lymphadema sleeve forcing her feet so far out of their normal plane that there's just no way to continue to twist them outward as she does now. Her knees,ankles, and feet hurt now - don't even try to gaslight people into thinking your joints are all pain-free, bitch -and it will be magnitudes worse then. Unless the beetus claims her feet or even A foot before that time, of course. We all know that if she has a foot chopped off, it's game over for her walking waddling.
 
I was last weekend on a flight on a 737 Max. The area in from of the toilet was not bigger than 16” x 16”. A normal person would have difficulty turning around. Amber would not be able to even enter to lavatory. She is not flight anywhere.
Bruh forget the toilet. Her ass won’t even fit through the aisle. Not even sideways.

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Her wanting to go to Greece makes me laugh. Everything is hilly, narrow and uneven. For her, everything would be impassable, and that would be the easy part. What they don’t tell you in the movies, is that the place is hotter than hell in summer. If you like temperature like 40C, Greece is for you.

Everything is aspirational. Maybe she should talk to Rick Steve for advice.
 
I've got sucked into Amber's gravitational pull again, lurked for days, and I cannot stay silent regarding the spreadable brie a few pages ago. Gimme hats, that cheese thing made my french ass MATI. It's wrong on many levels.
- Why did she eat cheese with crisps ? Can't she legitimately eat anything without adding processed junk ? She bought spreadable cheese and couldn't get bread ?
- Why buy "brie cheese wedges" when you can buy actual Brie ? Can 'murican people tell me if brie is hard to find over there ?

- Why did the people at Président decide to make those wedges ? I didn't even know this shit existed and had to check, it's basically just cream cheese (like the laughing cow) with "brie flavour". Never in my life have I seen it in stores here, so I can't help but wonder if this decision was motivated by something like "make cheese with less taste so the USA will like and buy it".

Anyway, hello gorls it's nice to read y'all again
 
- Why buy "brie cheese wedges" when you can buy actual Brie ? Can 'murican people tell me if brie is hard to find over there ?
Brie is available in every grocery store I have been to. Sure, it's not made from raw milk like it is in Francylvania, but it is brie nonetheless.

I just want her to discover why brie is runny lol.
 
I've got sucked into Amber's gravitational pull again, lurked for days, and I cannot stay silent regarding the spreadable brie a few pages ago. Gimme hats, that cheese thing made my french ass MATI. It's wrong on many levels.
- Why did she eat cheese with crisps ? Can't she legitimately eat anything without adding processed junk ? She bought spreadable cheese and couldn't get bread ?
- Why buy "brie cheese wedges" when you can buy actual Brie ? Can 'murican people tell me if brie is hard to find over there ?

- Why did the people at Président decide to make those wedges ? I didn't even know this shit existed and had to check, it's basically just cream cheese (like the laughing cow) with "brie flavour". Never in my life have I seen it in stores here, so I can't help but wonder if this decision was motivated by something like "make cheese with less taste so the USA will like and buy it".

Anyway, hello gorls it's nice to read y'all again

Amber is a fat, tasteless consumer extraordinaire - the quintessential american. There is no better person to sound the alarm to alert the world of brie-flavoured spread.

Welcome back! :tomgirl:
 
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