Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,621 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,520
Jade 'demands' a trial by jury. I hope to God that she gets it. That'll mean being back in the big city and Fatty left all alone with only Uber Eats for company.
Filed on 14th February, but states that Jade resides in Suffolk County, New York - lahs
Jade... 'reiterated that the stress from being overworked was the main cause of her seizures and aggravated/exacerbated her disability' - isn't she supposed to have 2 or 3 jobs now, as well as caretaker duties?
'Plaintiff Francis further suffers from panic attacks and cannot sleep at night' - handy for those 3am food runs

Now we know why Jade 'fell in love' with Fatty and moved to good ol' Bumfuck, Kentucky.
How long before Fatty is diagnosed with seizures?
To be fair she might be domiciled in new york still. If you have a voter card, or a DL, or something like a utility, paystubs etc that would allow to claim residency. "resides" isnt /quite/ the correct legal term but I dont think anyone would care.
 
Jade’s name on the lease would probably be enough to prove her legal residence is in Kentucky.

For S&Gs, I googled Jade’s attorney. He is pretty obviously not Law Review material. TLDR:

Paul has handled a large number of mediations which resulted in significant settlements for his clients

I shall refer to him from now on as BetterCallPaul.
 
When I was obese (127kg, about half an Amberlynn) I used to have a 4.5 feet waist. And I'm 5'10. No way she is 5 or 6 feet around
If she is in 6x torrid clothing her hips have gotta be around 72 inches. Sure, she can squeeze ito a dress three sizes too small, but I'm pretty sure once the camera is off she has to take it off, and the sounds of the stitches ripping have got to be appalling. That and she wears dresses with a flowy skirt, but on her they're still ridiculously tight.
 
Screen cap from Amber’s most recent video (12:57) my fiancé pointed out the name in the corner (Jade) so ddlg era coming up!😍
6C9EA3B5-9E66-4A03-8CD9-B13CDFDB0602.png
 
Last edited by a moderator:
To be fair she might be domiciled in new york still. If you have a voter card, or a DL, or something like a utility, paystubs etc that would allow to claim residency. "resides" isnt /quite/ the correct legal term but I dont think anyone would care.
Surely it's relevant in that part of Jade's complaint is that they want her to physically go into the office and even the idea of that, with Covid, is making her seizures worse. Yet she somehow managed to get on a plane packed with people and travel to and from Kentucky several times over this past year.
Personally, I'd take the bitch to full trial in NYC. Then when she takes the stand, just ask her how she managed to get all the way from Kentucky without her seizures getting worse. And of course they can't be getting worse because she's driving round Kentucky every day for non-emergency trips. Unless the court thinks a 3am trip to Maccie Dees is an emergency.
All I really want is for this load of grifting shit to be thrown out.
 
Last edited:
Personally, I'd take the bitch to full trial in NYC. Then when she takes the stand, just ask her how she managed to get all the way from Kentucky without her seizures getting worse. And of course they can't be getting worse because she's driving round Kentucky every day for non-emergency trips. Unless the court thinks a 3am trip to Maccie Dees is an emergency.
Now that this mess is out, I think she wants to resolve it out-of-court, even for just a few thousand dollars. I would not be surprised that someone on Reddit had already contacted the defendants with all the sordid information. If the defendant's attorney is competent, it would want to have Amber on the stand. Amber would not be able to control the narrative and would fold like a cheap suit.

I do not think that Amber will address this. She never discusses anything that put her in a bad light. She is scared that anything said during the court case would damage her image.
 
Of course Amberlynn will ignore Jade's trial and legal issues being public information. As she always has done, she will say it's rumors and call them all lies... but then, in 1 or 2 years she'll confirm it was actually happening. Just as she's been doing over and over again now with the details of her relationship with Becky that years ago she claimed were lies, but she's confirmed now it was all true.

In the mean while, all the content she's sharing is herself gaining and losing the same 10lb over and over again while sharing overly miscalculated calorie counting of the shit she inhales. No wonder she thinks she's on track when she's missing 2000 calories out of her daily limit out of not knowing how much calories food have.

But our gorl knows nutrition best that anyone huh
 
This absolute cesspit of a bitch doesn't even toast her goddamn garbage bagels. So fucking triggered rn.


Actively losing weight y'all.
View attachment 3454522
I can't sit through an entire video of hers these days, so if I don't skip the whole thing, I'll jump around and try to look the least boring parts and then just read the recaps on here, so I may have missed it, but from what I saw, she didn't even try to show the scale during her supposed weigh in. She just went into the bathroom, came out and then wrote her weight on the chalkboard. So while it's obvious she's gained, she looks like she's put on even more weight than she's admitting.-quite a bit more, which of course is not a new or surprising development with her.

The only way its been possible to tell that she's weighed less in the last year or two than she did during 2019 and early 2020, is from her face, which had appeared less inflated. The rest of her features showed no change, no matter how many times she tried to insist she was so much smaller by showing off those carefully chosen before and after photos.

Recently though, she's starting to regain that ultra-bloated moonface that she had when she was at or near her heaviest. She might not yet be back over her reported (emphasis on "reported") highest weight of 572lbs, but she definitely appears to be well within the 500s
Thinking that Amber "isn't a lesbian" doesn't mean you automatically think she's straight. I think it's more likely that Amber is bisexual and chooses to be with women over men because it's the easiest way to get out of having sex. She never had sex with Casey or Krystle, because she said she was afraid to, that she smelled bad down there, whatever million excuses she would make up. The first and only person she actually had sex with was Destiny (let's be real the term 'had sex' is used loosely here, she let Destiny wiggle a fingee on her clit that's about all) and I think it's likely Destiny is the only person she ever really loved who loved her back in the same way.

Amber chooses relationships based on her lease being up and needing a new place to live, who can drive her to Walmart, who will give her attention, who won't try to stop her from eating and being a fat lazy cow, and most importantly, who will not pressure her to have sex. It's pretty easy to be in a long term relationship with a woman and not have sex. It's not easy to have a long term relationship with a man and not have sex.
I never bought the theory that Amber decided to identify as lesbian because she's too fat to get a man. It's true that far fewer men are attracted to obese women than to slim or average sized women, but there are enough chubby chasers and feeders out there that even the heaviest women can still get some kind of male companionship. Most of the women on MSHPL, as well as the majority of deathfats with threads in this section are in relationships with guys.

When it comes to Amber, I agree with those who theorize that she likely doesn't really know what she is, because she probably isn't much of anything. I don't necessarily think she's totally asexual, but she's immature, with stunted intellectual and emotional development and her sexuality appears to be a reflection of that. I doubt she's capable of forming true adult sexual , emotional and/or romantic attractions and attachments to anyone, male or female. Rather she seems to get childish or teenage type crushes on woman and occasionally guys , like she did with Eric. She also responds to attention and will believe she's in love with whomever gives her enough of it like Destiny and now Jade, who she claimed to be in love with just weeks after they began talking online and prior to them even meeting in person.
The rest of her relationships are as others have already mentioned, a matter of her being afraid to be alone and being incapable of caring for herself. Therefor she'll glom on to anyone who's willing stay with her and take on the tasks of doing whatever she cant or wont of do for herself.
Jade’s name on the lease would probably be enough to prove her legal residence is in Kentucky.

For S&Gs, I googled Jade’s attorney. He is pretty obviously not Law Review material. TLDR:

Paul has handled a large number of mediations which resulted in significant settlements for his clients

I shall refer to him from now on as BetterCallPaul.
"Paul is the founding partner of L & D Law P.C., where he focuses on Discrimination law (sexual harassment)".

I bet he's an expert in his field. He looks like one of those frat guys in college who were famous for "helping" drunk co-eds get back to their dorms.
 
You know her showing her fitbit calorie log is the opposite of helpful since in her last video she didn't put the correct brand down, it's Philadelphia cream cheese, but she labeled it all as the same cream cheese when it was two different types and not the brand she put in her app. Also didn't log the butter she used for the one bagel I guess because it was "just a little" whatever that means.

Even the meal she made with her girlfriend, "this meal is X calories" she doesn't weigh the food after it's cooked, she just pours it all onto the plates from the pots in that video. How does she know how many calories it is? Even if she weighed it all before she cooked it, she isn't portioning it out through measuring it. she's legit just dumping it on the plates and claiming it's this many calories.


She's not weighing her food out at all, and then confused she's not losing weight and blames her gaining weight on everything but herself.
 
So, after 6 months of the year gone, just how is Fatty's weightloss? Has anyone asked her how she's doeen?

In her video filmed on 1st January 2022, she weighed 504.6 elbees

From mah remembrance -
Fatty wanted to lose 60 pounds in the first 100 days of this year, but decided to play safe and only commit to lose 50.

Fatty wanted to weigh 350 pounds by the end of this year

'I rully wantta focus on makeeen this year ALL about weight-loss'

'Let's do this thing!!!'

I know she's way behind with her filmeen, but as her timeline is as fucked as she was when Grandpa-Lynn used to babysit her, I will use her video posted from the 2nd July. Fatty weighed 496.0 elbees .

6 months of the most support she's ever had, has resulted in her losing 8.6 pounds, but she is still gaining every day.

I suppose that's put a stop to all the things she and Jade were going to do this year. All the places they were going to visit. No romantic hikes.

At least she is learning to drive, like she said she would...
 
Edit: don’t know why I laughed at Amber sleeping in her own room with the door locked lol. I thought you guys had round the clock bdsm sex.
So, Amber locks her bedroom inside her own Apartment. there seems to be real trust and openness in this relationship. love that for her.

Somehow i think its Jade for real. maybe wishful thinking on my part.
but the person does write like a woke/knowitall/fraudster Bitch. you can picture the pissed Marlborough face of her while walking the dog.
 
Read those messages. Gives me the impression that it's a pair of 350 pound friendless losers, sat behind their computer screens, pretending that their life has some meaning and they are important. Neither of this pair of losers are Amber, Jade or even connected to the Amberverse, apart from the fact it is the only thing they have in their lives. It's rehashed gossip and supposition.
 
Read those messages. Gives me the impression that it's a pair of 350 pound friendless losers, sat behind their computer screens, pretending that their life has some meaning and they are important. Neither of this pair of losers are Amber, Jade or even connected to the Amberverse, apart from the fact it is the only thing they have in their lives. It's rehashed gossip and supposition.
Agreed. Every few months these "OMG look at what Amber said in a DM" come along and they are almost always fake. Amber learned long ago that anything she typed would be posted everywhere within minutes. She sent voice notes to Becky's mom, she knows. If everyone on Reddit could stop proving all Amber's "haters are always trying to ruin my life with rumors and lies" correct that would be great. This just gives her room to deny everything that happens later as haters out to get her.
 
Why does Jade need multiple days off work after a seizure? Admittedly, its been over a decade at least since I had my last seizure but you don't exactly need long to recover, especially if you're used to them.

This stinks of using her condition to get as many days off work and reduced hours.
 
Back