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That could be what the sertraline is for. Typically they'd give you 100mg+ if it was for depression, but can also be used to treat anxiety at lower doses.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Twenty-two minutes. Twenty-two FUCKING MINUTES.
I hate it already. 2x speed it is.
No doubt more padding bullshit to extend the length to what her idiot viewers said they wanted: 20+ minutes of NOTHING. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Opening: hair obviously unwashed for more than one day. Frizzy. Says she had to take off her Fitbit, because it was giving her"ang-zie-tee" because it saidher heart rate was 60, and stop trying to fucking lie, you cunt. You know who has a resting heart of 60 and who are not people in comas? Elite athletes, that's who,. Not fat 500+ pound behemoths with high blood pressure and other nedical conditions like diabeetus. Also claims she weighed in at 495.8, and did she chalk that up to "Fluctuations, amirite?" Of course not! She lost a pound: her, she did that.
What the fuck ever,
She's going to lay some cinnamon sugar on the simple sugars that are white flour bagels for breakfast, With Country Crock. And cinnamon sugar. In the fucking microwave.
TOAST. YOUR. GODDAMNED. BAGELS. YOU. HEATHEN.
Shows off her month worth of fucking pills, Great job, Ms "I Hate Taking Pills" and your meds that you're taking for conditions you don't have, bitch.
More Starbucks crap. All these places are going to be so sad when you fuck off and die, Hamber. That's really going o leave a hole in their books. They'll have drum up business from the O- and D-lines on the UK football teams to take up the slack.
Horrid haul. Some dress in a 4 because she "hates dresses that are long" on her. Yeah, we know, because you fucking wear dresses as shirts. Looks stupid and the color is ugly.
Yammers at Twonk in that stupid high pitched baby talk shit that dogs, who have sensitive ears, hate.
They split a family fucking size Stouffer's lasagna between the two of them. It's like buying groceries never even fucking happened.
Amazon shit they didn't need. Ice cube molds to make iceballs instead of cubes. So quirky. So bougie. A cheese board, because as Hamber says, they want to make a charcuterie board. Dare you to add Stilton, gruyere, and Roquefort cheese and maybe some head cheese and prosciutto and salumi to it,
That pitcher that fell off the wall ages ago remains just sitting onte back of the couch, propped against the wall. The "gf" opines that maybe they should just take down that wall, leave it empty. Well, if you're not going to be Mr Fixit, I guess maybe you should, since you're both lazy fuckers who apparently can't take about 40 seconds to hang back the one that fell.
Some kind of giant, furry panda-looking coat with a hood, complete with a fucking pouch. That Fat Ham bought for the "gf", who makes the appropriate noises that she loves it. WTF are you going to do, carry Twonk around in the damn thing? The pouch also comes off and turns into a bag. Amazingly enough, in this sense, a pouch in anatomical terms is in fact a bag, but I see why you'd rather call it a bag. While Detached Pouch is a great garage band name, it isn't exactly how someone as sophisticated as Hamber and the "gf" would ever say it. Fat Ham then floats the idea of getting one for herself in a dusty pink, or even a matching one. Is there a furry arc coming up ahead? hat would be fucking hilarious.
Hamber declares she has never had this kind of lasagna before and I don't believe that for an instant. Pronounces it "So good." Of course. It has a huge amount of fat and sodium. What wouldn't you like about that, Fatty?
Finished with that, Fat Ham moves on to terrorizing Rarity. Let the poor fucking cat be, goddamn. Then Hamber and the "gf" are throwing some kind of toy for Twonk. If Fat Ham hadn't opened her fat fucking piehole, it would have been a nice little interlude.
Hamber mocking Alex is Shook intro. Apparently, thinks it's cute. Newsflash, you drama-stirring, heading into complete irrelevancy, attention-seeking whore: not cute. Every single reaction channel has something far more interesting to say than you, because they at least are trying to make actual, original commentary on your waste of a life. Almost all of them are better at breaking down your shit than you'll ever be, and that's fucking pathetic as hell.
"If you hear the dryer, my apologies." Then TURN OFF THE FUCKING DRYER OR FILM WHEN IT'S DONE. JFC, It's like it's fucking brain surgery to do your one and ONLY job that requires virtually zero effort.
Goddammit. She's amazed that water, when put into a mold, will freeze in the shape of that mold when you stick it in the freezer and allow it to set. Fat Ham being Hamber, of course she cannot wait or that process to complete, so she pulls one out and pops it, only to find that indeed, some of them are not in fact frozen through. It's like trying to get a child born with a fifth of a brain to understand any goddamned thing at all, and even THOSE kids have some kind of primal understanding of cause and effect for some things.
Honey garlic chicken, rice, and broccoli for dinner. OTHER FOODS EXIST,
Claims she ate just over 2100 calories that day. Sure you did, just like you ate those calories you reported every other day of this bizarre, not a weight loss channel but let me count calories and weigh in and do steps and then tell you all about those. If you ate the calories you've reported, you would be down significant weight.
Once again reminds us that she has "ang-zie-tee" and naturally, of course, she knows "other people" who have "ang-zie-tee" and they're having some problems with it, too. No fucking shit. You know who probably has some real anxiety these days? People who don't live in little goddamned bubbles, pounding Starbucks chais and artificially flavored sugar, bagels, ramen noodles, and frozen, preservative and sodium laden food,that's who. People who have to work more than an hour or so a day. People who don't have all the fucking time in the goddamned universe to either learn something useful from the world or do something useful for the world. People who don't have the luxury of ordering a single fucking soda via UberEats.
THAT'S FUCKING WHO.
Useless fucking waste of space.
TL;DW/R: Big Ham pounds more untoasted bagels, like the uncivilized twat she is, has more Starbucks shit, eats frozen shit, eats more goddamned rice and broccoli with some chicken. More hideous crap from Torrid, more stupid, useless shit from Amazon, including a hoodie/coat thing for the "gf" that goes to her knees and looks like a fucking furry's panda costume. Fat Ham the physicist is amazed that water will freeze in the shape of a mold you put it in. Whines about her "ang-zie-tee" and tells us se put her fitbit aside because it was "freaking her out" by reporting her heart rate as 60bpm, which is utter bullshit. But what a great excuse for not being able to give a step count. Claims 2100-ish calories, so still lying. The End.
I hate it already. 2x speed it is.
surprising my girlfriend!! & lots of eating | what I ate today | episode 7 - July 5, 2022
No doubt more padding bullshit to extend the length to what her idiot viewers said they wanted: 20+ minutes of NOTHING. What the fuck is wrong with you people?
Opening: hair obviously unwashed for more than one day. Frizzy. Says she had to take off her Fitbit, because it was giving her"ang-zie-tee" because it saidher heart rate was 60, and stop trying to fucking lie, you cunt. You know who has a resting heart of 60 and who are not people in comas? Elite athletes, that's who,. Not fat 500+ pound behemoths with high blood pressure and other nedical conditions like diabeetus. Also claims she weighed in at 495.8, and did she chalk that up to "Fluctuations, amirite?" Of course not! She lost a pound: her, she did that.
What the fuck ever,
She's going to lay some cinnamon sugar on the simple sugars that are white flour bagels for breakfast, With Country Crock. And cinnamon sugar. In the fucking microwave.
TOAST. YOUR. GODDAMNED. BAGELS. YOU. HEATHEN.
Shows off her month worth of fucking pills, Great job, Ms "I Hate Taking Pills" and your meds that you're taking for conditions you don't have, bitch.
More Starbucks crap. All these places are going to be so sad when you fuck off and die, Hamber. That's really going o leave a hole in their books. They'll have drum up business from the O- and D-lines on the UK football teams to take up the slack.
Horrid haul. Some dress in a 4 because she "hates dresses that are long" on her. Yeah, we know, because you fucking wear dresses as shirts. Looks stupid and the color is ugly.
Yammers at Twonk in that stupid high pitched baby talk shit that dogs, who have sensitive ears, hate.
They split a family fucking size Stouffer's lasagna between the two of them. It's like buying groceries never even fucking happened.
Amazon shit they didn't need. Ice cube molds to make iceballs instead of cubes. So quirky. So bougie. A cheese board, because as Hamber says, they want to make a charcuterie board. Dare you to add Stilton, gruyere, and Roquefort cheese and maybe some head cheese and prosciutto and salumi to it,
That pitcher that fell off the wall ages ago remains just sitting onte back of the couch, propped against the wall. The "gf" opines that maybe they should just take down that wall, leave it empty. Well, if you're not going to be Mr Fixit, I guess maybe you should, since you're both lazy fuckers who apparently can't take about 40 seconds to hang back the one that fell.
Some kind of giant, furry panda-looking coat with a hood, complete with a fucking pouch. That Fat Ham bought for the "gf", who makes the appropriate noises that she loves it. WTF are you going to do, carry Twonk around in the damn thing? The pouch also comes off and turns into a bag. Amazingly enough, in this sense, a pouch in anatomical terms is in fact a bag, but I see why you'd rather call it a bag. While Detached Pouch is a great garage band name, it isn't exactly how someone as sophisticated as Hamber and the "gf" would ever say it. Fat Ham then floats the idea of getting one for herself in a dusty pink, or even a matching one. Is there a furry arc coming up ahead? hat would be fucking hilarious.
Hamber declares she has never had this kind of lasagna before and I don't believe that for an instant. Pronounces it "So good." Of course. It has a huge amount of fat and sodium. What wouldn't you like about that, Fatty?
Finished with that, Fat Ham moves on to terrorizing Rarity. Let the poor fucking cat be, goddamn. Then Hamber and the "gf" are throwing some kind of toy for Twonk. If Fat Ham hadn't opened her fat fucking piehole, it would have been a nice little interlude.
Hamber mocking Alex is Shook intro. Apparently, thinks it's cute. Newsflash, you drama-stirring, heading into complete irrelevancy, attention-seeking whore: not cute. Every single reaction channel has something far more interesting to say than you, because they at least are trying to make actual, original commentary on your waste of a life. Almost all of them are better at breaking down your shit than you'll ever be, and that's fucking pathetic as hell.
"If you hear the dryer, my apologies." Then TURN OFF THE FUCKING DRYER OR FILM WHEN IT'S DONE. JFC, It's like it's fucking brain surgery to do your one and ONLY job that requires virtually zero effort.
Goddammit. She's amazed that water, when put into a mold, will freeze in the shape of that mold when you stick it in the freezer and allow it to set. Fat Ham being Hamber, of course she cannot wait or that process to complete, so she pulls one out and pops it, only to find that indeed, some of them are not in fact frozen through. It's like trying to get a child born with a fifth of a brain to understand any goddamned thing at all, and even THOSE kids have some kind of primal understanding of cause and effect for some things.
Honey garlic chicken, rice, and broccoli for dinner. OTHER FOODS EXIST,
Claims she ate just over 2100 calories that day. Sure you did, just like you ate those calories you reported every other day of this bizarre, not a weight loss channel but let me count calories and weigh in and do steps and then tell you all about those. If you ate the calories you've reported, you would be down significant weight.
Once again reminds us that she has "ang-zie-tee" and naturally, of course, she knows "other people" who have "ang-zie-tee" and they're having some problems with it, too. No fucking shit. You know who probably has some real anxiety these days? People who don't live in little goddamned bubbles, pounding Starbucks chais and artificially flavored sugar, bagels, ramen noodles, and frozen, preservative and sodium laden food,that's who. People who have to work more than an hour or so a day. People who don't have all the fucking time in the goddamned universe to either learn something useful from the world or do something useful for the world. People who don't have the luxury of ordering a single fucking soda via UberEats.
THAT'S FUCKING WHO.
Useless fucking waste of space.
TL;DW/R: Big Ham pounds more untoasted bagels, like the uncivilized twat she is, has more Starbucks shit, eats frozen shit, eats more goddamned rice and broccoli with some chicken. More hideous crap from Torrid, more stupid, useless shit from Amazon, including a hoodie/coat thing for the "gf" that goes to her knees and looks like a fucking furry's panda costume. Fat Ham the physicist is amazed that water will freeze in the shape of a mold you put it in. Whines about her "ang-zie-tee" and tells us se put her fitbit aside because it was "freaking her out" by reporting her heart rate as 60bpm, which is utter bullshit. But what a great excuse for not being able to give a step count. Claims 2100-ish calories, so still lying. The End.
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It’s crazy watching these 2 pretend to lose there shit over a 45 dollar AS SEEN ON TV sweater blanket.
Thinking about the fact that she pays probably 25-30 bucks to have a sugary tea drink and 2 tiny pieces of cake on a stick delivered to her from a place that’s a 4 minute walk from her home.
Thinking about the fact that she pays probably 25-30 bucks to have a sugary tea drink and 2 tiny pieces of cake on a stick delivered to her from a place that’s a 4 minute walk from her home.
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Had a boss once who microwaved her bagels, then ripped chunks off of it to dip into cream cheese.
Bullshit on never having that lasagna. I'm sure some autist could find an old video of her eating one. Stouffers??? Fucking Stouffer's??? That's one step above Banquet brand.
Bullshit on never having that lasagna. I'm sure some autist could find an old video of her eating one. Stouffers??? Fucking Stouffer's??? That's one step above Banquet brand.
beanbag in a hurry
Got sick of the ALR pic, look at this cat instead.
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So she was having the bagels at 01:25?
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Maybe Jayde likes Indiana Jones?
You know the temple scene?
This had to be some role play shit they partake in.
You know the temple scene?
This had to be some role play shit they partake in.
I mean, I do that with bagels but I don't microwave them lmao. But only the to go ones you can get at a cafeteria lmao.
Also she claims to have never eaten certain things all of the fucking time and if you find she has actually eaten it before it's because she "didn't remember" so it's not her fault.
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The only thing Amber never ate is a bullet lez be real.
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Every time I read this thread lately I find myself wondering how on earth this content is still making her any kind of money.
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Her "first meal of the day" is still at lunch time because this lazy hippo still doesn't get up at a normal time in the morning.
We're All Going To Hell
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If she would just call her channel what it is (an eating/feeder channel) she wouldnt have so much anxiety. Even a pathological liar has to get anxious about lying all the damn time to a couple thousand people? Plus that would bring back her normal engagement. She could honestly just be happier being herself (as happy as a 500lb lardass could be.)
I wonder what it must be like living in lala land? Seriously like Kentucky is getting hit hard since the scotus ruling and Amber gives no fucks. Yes i know she has no qualms (haha imagine her pronouncing qualm) about getting knocked up but we are kinda fucked down here in deep south red areas.
give me polisperg stickers for that it's cool ... but ive been wondering about that for a few days.
As much as she talks about it we've all talked about it. It's not like her fatass can just jump and move anywhere.
I wonder what it must be like living in lala land? Seriously like Kentucky is getting hit hard since the scotus ruling and Amber gives no fucks. Yes i know she has no qualms (haha imagine her pronouncing qualm) about getting knocked up but we are kinda fucked down here in deep south red areas.
give me polisperg stickers for that it's cool ... but ive been wondering about that for a few days.
As much as she talks about it we've all talked about it. It's not like her fatass can just jump and move anywhere.
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I think Hamber is really asexual. She's just too much of a narc to feel anything good toward anyone more than mild affection, much less real love. Even that can evaporate pretty quickly if they piss her off or if she thinks, even wrongly, that they're after her or maligning her or whatever. The only person she's ever had sex with is Density, who is, coincidentally, the only person she's ever felt more than a little attracted to.
Amazing that she can remember grabbing a styrofoam bowl of hot noodles out of the microwave, though. At four fucking years old. Sure, Hamber,
For that moment where she comes close to death, but she's just too fucking fat for him to rope and tie her, so he puts her back in the river to live another day. Back in the day, we'd have a better chance of getting that because she had her phone on, recording every single thing she did and all the side characters in her freak show. Now, we have to hope that she has it recording when she has a near miss.
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Gotta love how the Fitbit had to go because of her anxiety. What was giving you so much anxiety Hamber, your heart rate being in the 200s while sitting or being faced with the fact you get maybe 500 steps a day? Or maybe anything that holds her accountable in any way is just too anxiety inducing.
Truth be told she probably broke the strap with those ham hocks she calls wrists.
Truth be told she probably broke the strap with those ham hocks she calls wrists.
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Amber's eating a food she's never tried before? How quirky! I hope she's not too scared... Aw look! It's okay! She's happy!
barf.
I'll bet she's tried it before! Let me go back and click on a huge number of her old videos to prove it! Let's all do that! click click click, watch watch watch.... Oh but HOW is this channel making her any money?
Seriously, if her audience can't see the manipulation for what it is? They deserve to sit back and be jealous of a useless lump that makes more money in one month than they have all year.
barf.
I'll bet she's tried it before! Let me go back and click on a huge number of her old videos to prove it! Let's all do that! click click click, watch watch watch.... Oh but HOW is this channel making her any money?
Seriously, if her audience can't see the manipulation for what it is? They deserve to sit back and be jealous of a useless lump that makes more money in one month than they have all year.
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Memories usually start forming at 3 and you're more likely to remember something from that age if it was traumatic, which it sounds like it was.
Though, I'm pretty sure the truama didn't come from the burns but rather the fact she had to seek medical attention before getting to eat. We all know how Amber prefers to prioritize food over any sort of medical help.
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I know they are doing it on purpose but Hamber's sperging / cackling over her latest Amazon/Torrid trash molments and NiggaJade's creepy feeder encouragement are just rage inducing. Couple that with fatty's increasingly round and punchable smug face and it's enough to make you want to jerk the wheel into oncoming traffic and just end it all. top fucking hats.
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The continued reading of the calories is hilarious.
Telling your audience how many calories are in the shit you eat is irrelevant when you're eating thousands more off-camera. More ''woe is me, muh anxieteeeeeee''. Poor Wamber.
The Fitbit issue is so perfectly representative of her whole personality. Your heart rate is fucked because you're a fat cunt, so what do you do? Rid yourself of the object forcing you to take notice of your health instead of y'know, getting to the root of your dodgy heart rate.
She's such a fucking child, always screeching ''la la la, can't hear you'' when it involves her weight related health issues.
She may aswell throw away her scales because they remind her that she's a morbidly obese sack of wank.
That dress is hideous, it's so plain but still somehow awful.
Is Jade putting on a voice? The fuck is she doing. The fake lovey dovey act is so obnoxious.
Telling your audience how many calories are in the shit you eat is irrelevant when you're eating thousands more off-camera. More ''woe is me, muh anxieteeeeeee''. Poor Wamber.
The Fitbit issue is so perfectly representative of her whole personality. Your heart rate is fucked because you're a fat cunt, so what do you do? Rid yourself of the object forcing you to take notice of your health instead of y'know, getting to the root of your dodgy heart rate.
She's such a fucking child, always screeching ''la la la, can't hear you'' when it involves her weight related health issues.
She may aswell throw away her scales because they remind her that she's a morbidly obese sack of wank.
That dress is hideous, it's so plain but still somehow awful.
Is Jade putting on a voice? The fuck is she doing. The fake lovey dovey act is so obnoxious.
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I swear she's told this story multiple times and it always changes. She was 4, 10, 8, a teenager. Unless this dumb shit is burning herself every year with microwave noodles then add it to the list of her lahs
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She's a pathologically lying sociopath. This event never occurred, guaranteed. And she doesn't have any fucking trouble recalling her fucking childhood. My "at four" is more that she managed to get shit out of the microwave. She's short with trex arms and will always have been that way. She's also lazy as fuck, and I can guarantee that goes all the way back to her childhood, too.
There was no trauma. It's the same bullshit story about her getting run over by geese/chickens, except migrated inside.
WhambulanceLynn.
No way has that Fitbit been measuring anything accurately on that parade balloon wrist. It was probably at thelimit for the band and was cutting off circulation. Precisely what she needs, to go with the beetus rampaging through her system.
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Did anyone else notice the slots on Jade's phone in Amber's new video at 14 mins? Even if it's just an ad, ads are targeted based on the user's activity both within and outside the current app being used. Considering she also buys scratchies, seems like someone's maintaining a gambling addiction here.
