Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FupaCitySheriff]

Hey Hog !!! We know you read here...
It was you, you dumb fat fuck, who named her Wipey, not us.
We all know My Girlfriend is Jade Francis from NY.
We all know about her court cases (and as we're not narcissists like your good self, we know she will fuck off and leave you as soon as they are dealt with).
We all know the information and video links have been sent to My Girlfriend's former employer, so that case will be thrown out of court and she will blame you for it.
We all know that your YT 'job' is becoming less lucrative with each video.
Go and eat some carbs you fat cunt and tell methmom I said hi and where has she been these last 2 years? Some fucking hero lol.

 

[FatalTater]

So does Jade Francis not want to be considered "wifed up" with #Amberlynn? How cute.

Amber doesn't read comments anymore. How did she know people are still calling Jade 'Wifey' anyway?

 

[Angry Nipple]

So does Jade Francis not want to be considered "wifed up" with #Amberlynn? How cute.

Amber doesn't read comments anymore. How did she know people are still calling Jade 'Wifey' anyway?

Because this is the full screenshot. Personally, I prefer ‘Wipey’ anyway.

ETA: She also knows because she is a LAH and a narcissist. She’d never stop reading what people say about her.

 

[DontEatThat]

I imagine Amber being much like this:

 

[We're All Going To Hell]

Did ALR just upload a video where she points out Jade’s MOTHER is using her Netflix account?

Setting aside that’s against the terms of service and maybe you shouldn’t publicize it on a platform where everyone hates you, I’m so proud that our little grifter is also spreading the wealth to her fam.

Eh cant really shit on that. Everyone does it.

She won't eat raw tomato, I think it's a texture thing. Something I would overlook in someone with a better personality but it's Amber so.

I am a nonraw tomato eater but only the guts. I try to have them removed from items but its not the end of the world if they forget. I take them off (X) for Amber though. I have never seen her take tomatoes request for or taken tomatoes off anything. When you truly dislike a food item you truly dislike it.

slowly. In the other video, she set an alarm to go pee, every hour.

If it weren't Amber I could buy this because ADHD and autistic people will forget to use the bathroom. They will get the signal, ignore it and then suddenly its so bad they have to go right then and there they are sprinting go the bathroom.
Also incontinence is a big deal the heavier someone gets. All of her weight is pushing down on her organs including her bladder. Im not understanding why she isn't peeing every your regardless. An alarm is smart for her because it probably takes her 10 minutes to get to the bathroom, clothes off and situated so she doesnt piss on herself.

So... Hambutt is afraid of literal crawlspaces used for storage in some houses. Jesus Pathetic Fucking Christ...

Shes only afraid she'll get stuck

<<I *hate* food." LiarLynn, fuck off. You love food. We've SEEN YOU EAT. Goddamn, dude. "I literally cannot control it." >>
Plus she's a damn pill hound anyway. She can just topiramate. Didn't she claim to be on Lamictal? Thats also works as an appetite suppressant. She drinks coffee? Slam a few cups. She doesnt not want to have an appetite. It would kill her.

<<she doesn't want her had to smell like onion.>>
Ah where everyone else is fighting their eyes tearing up... this bitch is worries about her paws

<<STOP USING "OBSESSED" TO MEAN EXCITED OR INTERESTED. JFC, you claim to be a fucking writer. Use some other goddamned words.>>
You haydur she knows exactly what obsessed means. She has OCPD duh

 

[Frog-Chomping Bat]

This woman collects diagnosis as if they were trophies.

edit - spelling

Ironically, I think it’s most likely she has the one she never really leaned into - ADHD. Her hyper-focus is food. She gets obsessed with things, hoards them, then forgets them. She needs timers to function during the day. She’s constantly distracted and forgetful, despite having a life that doesn’t require much thinking, to say the least. She’s extremely impulsive. She misses important details all the time, like ordering the right thing online (I think she is actually genuinely surprised when she gets a Torrid dress in a size/style she doesn’t remember ordering), when banks are open, all the steps for planning events. She loses things all the time and can’t follow simple recipes.

Given that ADHD is the closest thing to her ideal, “take a pill and forget about it” type of care, it’s odd she never ran with that. My guess is that either (a) her life is so fucking dull and undemanding that she can’t actually demonstrate any significant impairment for the diagnosis, (b) she doesn’t qualify due to having none of the restlessness behaviors mentally or physically, or (c) prescribing amphetamines is contraindicated for someone with her BP, BMI, or lack of ability to comply with rules for prescription of a controlled substance.

Or it’s that every physician who’s seen her has thought, wow, ADHD is the least of your problems.

 

[Owlflaps]

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Amber has requested that we change how we refer to Jade Francis/Wipey/Wifey. I'm not completely against following Ambers wish with this so here goes my first post with that in mind;

I really wish My Girlfriend would stop squeezing Ambers bad tits in these videos.

Amber is a delusional retard. We call her "Wipey" because she's Amber's caretaker and grifter. We all know she's not gonna be here for the long ride anyways.

 

[dfranki723]

WAHHH DON'T USE NAMES AND WORDS I DON'T LIKE WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Whether you like it or not Fatty, you can't control the language other people use. Your whore is a tacky ''Wifey'' and a literal ''Wipey''. Both names are fitting. I mean anyone calling their partner''wifey'' is childish and embarrassing but don't pretend you didn't love it. You bathed in that pretend romantic nickname bullshit.

Wipey spends her time sucking the sweat off of Fat Fuck's rolls. Her opinions on anything and everything have no value. Same as you, Hamber.

 

[TC-P]

Wipey spends her time sucking the sweat off of Fat Fuck's rolls. Her opinions on anything and everything have no value. Same as you, Hamber.

Hey be mindful for those of us who have vivid imaginations.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Ironically, I think it’s most likely she has the one she never really leaned into - ADHD. Her hyper-focus is food. She gets obsessed with things, hoards them, then forgets them. She needs timers to function during the day. She’s constantly distracted and forgetful, despite having a life that doesn’t require much thinking, to say the least. She’s extremely impulsive. She misses important details all the time, like ordering the right thing online (I think she is actually genuinely surprised when she gets a Torrid dress in a size/style she doesn’t remember ordering), when banks are open, all the steps for planning events. She loses things all the time and can’t follow simple recipes.

Given that ADHD is the closest thing to her ideal, “take a pill and forget about it” type of care, it’s odd she never ran with that. My guess is that either (a) her life is so fucking dull and undemanding that she can’t actually demonstrate any significant impairment for the diagnosis, (b) she doesn’t qualify due to having none of the restlessness behaviors mentally or physically, or (c) prescribing amphetamines is contraindicated for someone with her BP, BMI, or lack of ability to comply with rules for prescription of a controlled substance.

Or it’s that every physician who’s seen her has thought, wow, ADHD is the least of your problems.

Amber occasionally gives the ADHD diagnosis a market test, but the feedback has been less than enthusiastic, and all her other doctor mill diagnoses fell flat.

 

[R-2E-054]

Ironically, I think it’s most likely she has the one she never really leaned into - ADHD. Her hyper-focus is food. She gets obsessed with things, hoards them, then forgets them. She needs timers to function during the day. She’s constantly distracted and forgetful, despite having a life that doesn’t require much thinking, to say the least. She’s extremely impulsive. She misses important details all the time, like ordering the right thing online (I think she is actually genuinely surprised when she gets a Torrid dress in a size/style she doesn’t remember ordering), when banks are open, all the steps for planning events. She loses things all the time and can’t follow simple recipes.

Given that ADHD is the closest thing to her ideal, “take a pill and forget about it” type of care, it’s odd she never ran with that. My guess is that either (a) her life is so fucking dull and undemanding that she can’t actually demonstrate any significant impairment for the diagnosis, (b) she doesn’t qualify due to having none of the restlessness behaviors mentally or physically, or (c) prescribing amphetamines is contraindicated for someone with her BP, BMI, or lack of ability to comply with rules for prescription of a controlled substance.

Or it’s that every physician who’s seen her has thought, wow, ADHD is the least of your problems.

She probably wouldn't be able to get diagnosed with ADHD. As an adult, your symptoms needed to have been present from childhood. I don't know how she would prove something like that. Her mother wouldn't be able to vouch for her, since she was absent for most of Amber's childhood. Her school records probably wouldn't be a good indicator, either, since her grades and teachers' remarks could be chalked up to truancy (which Amber has confirmed) and/or a bad home life.

Also, at least for children (although probably for adults as well) who are looking to get diagnosed, your inability to focus needs to be prevalent in at least two "aspects" of your life: school, home, sports, work, etc. ("To be diagnosed with ADHD, your child must also have: ... been showing symptoms in at least 2 different settings"). Amber's only settings are home and Wommart, so there's no way for a psychiatrist to tell if her inattentiveness is just due to sitting at home all day.

I do think you're right, though: if Amber has anything going on upstairs, it's most likely ADHD. It would just be hard to prove on a clinical level.

 

[I am vomit]

Wipey spends her time sucking the sweat off of Fat Fuck's rolls.

I absolutely hate you for that image. Nothing on this site has ever squicked me out, not chris chan's taint wound, not the lady who picked her own legs off, not ethan ralph's gunt. But that, that made me gag. Jesus christ.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I do think you're right, though: if Amber has anything going on upstairs, it's most likely Fat-Addled Brain Syndrome. It would be easy to prove on a clinical level.

FIFY, fren. All she needs to do is step on the scale, no clinical diagnosis required.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Ironically, I think it’s most likely she has the one she never really leaned into - ADHD. Her hyper-focus is food.

Dana stated in the past that the only thing that Amber talked about is food. It is hard to make friends when this is all you talk about.

She gets obsessed with things, hoards them, then forgets them.

She is very much like an early teen obsessed with a movie star, a singer, or an activity. For a while, she was doing Legos. then she bought an industrial quantity of them. She also bought thousands of dollars of graphic novels that she never read. She has no focus on her life.

She needs timers to function during the day. She’s constantly distracted and forgetful, despite having a life that doesn’t require much thinking, to say the least. She’s extremely impulsive. She misses important details all the time, like ordering the right thing online (I think she is actually genuinely surprised when she gets a Torrid dress in a size/style she doesn’t remember ordering), when banks are open, all the steps for planning events. She loses things all the time and can’t follow simple recipes.

I do not believe that she can function by herself as an adult. She needs someone to remind her to do basic activities, like taking her medications, setting appointments, and washing. She never seems to have developed higher cognitive functions. If no one is around, she does not know what to do.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Amber occasionally gives the ADHD diagnosis a market test, but the feedback has been less than enthusiastic, and all her other doctor mill diagnoses fell flat.

She probably is testing it out to see if she can get on stimulants which sometimes have the side effect of weight loss.

 

[D_Tractor]

Obese people are 47% more likely to have bipolar disorder.

https://www.webmd.com/diet/news/20060705/obesity-linked-to-mood-disorders

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"Or, as Simon and colleagues write: "Nearly one-quarter of the cases of obesity in the general population are attributable to the association with mood disorder. It is equally correct to state that more than one-fifth of cases of mood disorder in the general population are attributable to the association with obesity.""

Terrific! You get to be right, no matter what!

Next, he'll be polling them to do the same thing with the beetus, except he'll try to correlate it with bipolar and not megatons.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

This latest pile of shit video had managed over 51k views in just under 2 days. Absolute bullshit.

 

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[FupaCitySheriff]

Without even watching, we all know it's just clickbait bullshit. Fatty getting more and more desperate for those YT shekels. She's probably feeling the pressure to keep bribing My Gorlfriend to stay with her.