Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Eavesdropping Petals]

Disorders-
OCPD
Eye twitching
Heel spur
Sensitive teeth
Dark knuckles - not sure of it's real name
Kidney stones
Just started talking about her bad eyesight
Slipped discs in her back
Abandonment issues

Suspected-
Vaginismus
Agoraphobia

You forgot she was also diagnosed with The Wrong Shoes.

Tin foil theory...do you think we just made the jump over the "Vacation" weekend on the chalkboard calendar. Perhaps Wipey spent the week someplace more pleasant and familiar than Kentucky Fried Nasty Abode...something like , I dunno, maybe under the Staten Island Ferry pier...or at the Fresh Kills Landfill...or maybe a rat filled subway tunnel, or even lets say a courtroom. And that sent this codependent asshole on an even bingier binge fest where she festered in excreted fry grease and garlic salt and gained so much that I thought my video ratio changed to widescreen.

 

[beansoup]

I’ve always wondered why she didn’t go fudge the ADD test and get a script for stimulants. She could lose weight so fast she would dissolve, especially if she got on Vyvanse. I know someone who was maybe 150lb who took it for a month and the doctor took them right back off of it because they were already down to 125lb in 4 weeks. Imagine someone Amber’s size taking it.

I mean yeah, she’d just be cracked out on stimulants instead of fat and it wouldn’t solve her problems long term or whatever, but it would be entertaining for us (unlike her current content) and she would finally be skinny

I disagree. Amber's incessant "need to eat" isn't so much a physical demand or hunger for food - it's more of a psychological want. She could be on 70mg of Vyvanse with an Adderall to boost and she'd still stuff her fat fucking face around the clock. She doesn't know what being hungry is, because she's always. Eating. Always. Constantly.
People mistake Chantal's prior "weight loss" as being due to cocaine, but it was more of "I can't eat for a family of 6 around this guy, so I'm forced to cut down on how much I eat: which is why she dropped the weight so quickly - that and him cooking meals for her instead of eating out all day.
Point being, there is literally no pill in this universe that would make Amber stop eating. The only thing that would help would be in patient therapy where everything is controlled for her, but even then she can't live like that forever.
It's like beating a dead horse at this point, but: she doesn't want to change, she enjoys being a stain on society and draining resources while being wasteful and shitty. She'll die miserable and alone and we'll all forget her in time. Would be sad if it were anyone else but her.

Edit to add: also stimulants in the states at least (idk about other places) are highly controlled and you need to be checking in with your psychiatrist multiple times a month and see them for refills, they're not exactly something to sporadically take, either. She's already documented as non-compliant so good luck getting anything beyond a basic ritalin.

 

[Fat White Lump]

Even if she got put on stimulants and initially lost a bunch of weight she would gain it all back. She will never actually get the eating issue fixed so it'd only be a matter of time. I thought she got put on an appetite suppressant previously and literally forced herself to eat despite it? Either way I'm here for it.

 

[Goatchoker]

I want her to not eat for a full 24 hours. This big bitch is just bored. If you had something to do you’d do better. She’s makes me so MATI LMFAO. She really has no idea. 4x tall cuz them ankle balls. Jfc die already big Al.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Did she get a tooth pulled? It looks like she’s missing a tooth now.
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I don’t know why but I had genuinely convinced myself that she’s been missing that tooth. That is, until I saw this in the new Fupa Tales video. I guess I was thinking of the fucked up one beside it. Anyway, my bet is that it rotted out of her disgusting mouth. Wonder how many will follow.

Spoiler: FAT

I thought she got put on an appetite suppressant previously and literally forced herself to eat despite it?

Correct. She was on Phentermine. In true ALR fashion, she lost a tad but gained it all back and then some because she couldn’t help but to stuff her fat fucking face.

 

[marjoram]

I disagree. Amber's incessant "need to eat" isn't so much a physical demand or hunger for food - it's more of a psychological want. She could be on 70mg of Vyvanse with an Adderall to boost and she'd still stuff her fat fucking face around the clock. She doesn't know what being hungry is, because she's always. Eating. Always. Constantly.
People mistake Chantal's prior "weight loss" as being due to cocaine, but it was more of "I can't eat for a family of 6 around this guy, so I'm forced to cut down on how much I eat: which is why she dropped the weight so quickly - that and him cooking meals for her instead of eating out all day.
Point being, there is literally no pill in this universe that would make Amber stop eating. The only thing that would help would be in patient therapy where everything is controlled for her, but even then she can't live like that forever.
It's like beating a dead horse at this point, but: she doesn't want to change, she enjoys being a stain on society and draining resources while being wasteful and shitty. She'll die miserable and alone and we'll all forget her in time. Would be sad if it were anyone else but her.

Edit to add: also stimulants in the states at least (idk about other places) are highly controlled and you need to be checking in with your psychiatrist multiple times a month and see them for refills, they're not exactly something to sporadically take, either. She's already documented as non-compliant so good luck getting anything beyond a basic ritalin.

FatAl has already tried taking meds. Of course it didn’t work. See “Pizza Mukbang’ from the Density era. Video also has the iconic “Queen of Moderation” quote.

My favorite FatAl video of all time. She’s so extra, fantastically Amber in it.

 

[Insulin reid]

I want her to not eat for a full 24 hours. This big bitch is just bored. If you had something to do you’d do better. She’s makes me so MATI LMFAO. She really has no idea. 4x tall cuz them ankle balls. Jfc die already big Al.

Shes scared of not getting enough calories. Shes scared of starving herself. Shes scared of being hungry. Shes scared of not having access to food at all times - Literally within ordering distance or grabbing distance. Shes scared if she isnt big shes going to be so irresistibly sexy that manly men with man penises will find her and fuck her. Shes scared that she will be malnourished, unsexy looking and gaunt. Shes scared that she will lose the dopamine high of ordering and eating food that she will have to just feel normal. Normal is scary and painful for her.

Amber not eating the calorie amount (whatever that is, like 4k to 6k) for her to feel safe and happy for 24 hours would drive her literally insane.
She admitted to being super mean to becky when the binge monster comes out. We have an old gaycare video that you can hear her screaming and pounding on a door or some shit and throwing a tantrum over food.
She, like her meth head parents is an addict with serious problems and will never truly stop the cycle of addiction. This is the reason she wont do inpatient care. She would have to sit with reality and amber will never do that. She wont work her way through her problems, accept tough love or stop herself from eating herself to death.

Get as mati as you want, shes going to flail around and do the amber cycle till a fall or some random quick death happens to her like a clot hitting her lungs brain or heart.

 

[Vegetamite]

Stimulants seem like a very poor choice for an extremely fat person. Her heart is giving its ALL already.

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

I’ve always wondered why she didn’t go fudge the ADD test and get a script for stimulants. She could lose weight so fast she would dissolve, especially if she got on Vyvanse. I know someone who was maybe 150lb who took it for a month and the doctor took them right back off of it because they were already down to 125lb in 4 weeks. Imagine someone Amber’s size taking it.

I mean yeah, she’d just be cracked out on stimulants instead of fat and it wouldn’t solve her problems long term or whatever, but it would be entertaining for us (unlike her current content) and she would finally be skinny

It somewhat worked for Chantal, doing drugs arguably benefited her content and sized her down enough to be more mobile. It's a pipedream, but Amberlynn learning to drive around haphazardly livestreaming everywhere within a hundred mile radius, getting into fights with "exotic" lovers, and 2 AM tweakouts would be gold content compared to what we have gotten this last year.

Stimulants seem like a very poor choice for an extremely fat person. Her heart is giving its ALL already.

If Chantal can handle coke, sativa, and methamphetamine without dying, Amberlynn can handle legal or prescribed stimulants/appetite suppressants. It would make ALR more active as a plus. Alas, Amber’s dainty brain is too coated in fat to even find a neuron capable of ️skinny legend️ mentality to liddurly save her life.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

What Wipey saw as she escaped out of the front door:

 

[Xenomorph]

nice gunt spray fatty!
Also fyi amber was on stimulants in her infamous qween of moderation pizza video..

 

[beansoup]

Shes scared of not getting enough calories. Shes scared of starving herself. Shes scared of being hungry. Shes scared of not having access to food at all times - Literally within ordering distance or grabbing distance. Shes scared if she isnt big shes going to be so irresistibly sexy that manly men with man penises will find her and fuck her. Shes scared that she will be malnourished, unsexy looking and gaunt. Shes scared that she will lose the dopamine high of ordering and eating food that she will have to just feel normal. Normal is scary and painful for her.

Something that just eludes me is the fact she's so scared to not get enough, when it's obvious the bitch has had more than enough her entire life. She admits to being nearly 300lbs at 11 years old, that kind of weight takes years to put on, especially for growing kids. The only time I recall hearing about her being "deprived" was when her evil, horrible, abusive foster family forced her to drink skim milk.
I just don't understand where her obsessive attitude with food comes from, she's even discussed how her parents would bring home McDonald's when they were kids and she would feast on it, so she was abundantly fed regularly, just neglected most likely which is fairly common.
I guess it all just comes down to addiction, plain and simple, especially when genes account for 60 percent of the tendency to become addicted. I'm just confused as to why she chose food. She's just too weak to seek out real help, pathetic.
I guess I also answered my own question lol, thank you for coming along this journey of discovery with me.

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

Stimulants don’t always make you lose weight. If you eat as much as Amber does on them, you’re still going maintain or gain. It wouldn’t work as an appetite suppressant for Amber because she doesn’t eat when she’s hungry, she eats when she WANTS to.

Also, it’s likely she would fail the questionnaire you have to take to get prescribed stimulants. They have questions on it that are meant to trap people only seeking drugs and who don’t have ADHD. They are basically stereotypes of ADHD that aren’t accurate but someone answering dishonestly would claim they experience.

 

[DontEatThat]

Something that just eludes me is the fact she's so scared to not get enough, when it's obvious the bitch has had more than enough her entire life. She admits to being nearly 300lbs at 11 years old, that kind of weight takes years to put on, especially for growing kids. The only time I recall hearing about her being "deprived" was when her evil, horrible, abusive foster family forced her to drink skim milk.
I just don't understand where her obsessive attitude with food comes from, she's even discussed how her parents would bring home McDonald's when they were kids and she would feast on it, so she was abundantly fed regularly, just neglected most likely which is fairly common.
I guess it all just comes down to addiction, plain and simple, especially when genes account for 60 percent of the tendency to become addicted. She's just too weak to seek out real help, pathetic.
I guess I also answered my own question lol, thank you for coming along this journey of discovery with me.

I always looked at it as she looks at food as comfort. Usually most people do but no one takes it to the level Amber has. Im sure growing up in foster care and having a family of addicts she probably was ignored often, however she never seems to be fully neglected. She had a home and food, but seems she never got attention or care that she feels she deserves and never seemed to fully grow up. All that led to a person who can barely function in regular society because daily frustrations and problems lead them to an eating binge and is still imagining that they are the main character in a teen novel targeted for tweens.

Its what amuses me about Amber so much, how she pretty much stopped growing up and holds the belief that her life must be like her tween books. She feels she is so personally persecuted and an eternal victim and someone out there will save her and they will live a life of true love. However life moves on and she got older and never seemed to grow up or adjust to it. She never adapted to becoming a functioning member of society and copes with everything by eating until she swells up. Even things most people can probably deal with and have no issue with are triggers for Amber. Wipey is taking a bath too long? Better get on doordash and order a 12 piece meal to ease the anxiety. Scared by a lightning storm and the sounds of thunder? Guess starbucks is gonna haul ass for a big order.

It goes without saying if Amber has a chance in hell to get better she has to have legit help, but her chance at a normal life has long past. We all know shes not gonna change and shes made her bed. So might as well enjoy this shit show for as long as we can until the fat gorl stops eating.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

"Things happened in my life I don't want to talk about... I'll figure it out. " So 10 days after this was filmed nothing was done and she binged. Is this hinting at Jade's departure? Hopefully this is the end of the Wipey Era and Jade's weirdo rat-ass runs back to New York. If the next gorlfriend can't take the heat, get out of the kitchen.

I think that Jade went home to NYC to celebrate the Fourth of July and stayed a few days after. Amber absolutely cannot stay alone and probably pester her to stay to no avail. In Amber's fashion, she used the 10 days to eat an enormous amount of food. It must be irritating for Jade to have Amber being so dependent on her. It must be suffocating for Jade. The honeymoon is over and I would not be surprised if she is looking for an exit strategy. Interestingly, she is nowhere on the video after the 10 days.

My bet on the new vlog series is Amber getting back to Weight Watcher.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Hey, Hamberlynn, you don't have BED. I know you desperately want to be excused for being so fat. You want something to point to to say it isn't your fault you GAINED a pound while trying to lose 14, it's this disorder! Sorry, but no. You can sit and say "i HaTe FoOd" all day but you're full of shit. You love it. I firmly believe it's the only thing other than yourself that your narc ass loves.
Cancer didn't give you a wake up, you kept gaining. You're adding salt something already full of half your daily intake of sodium while you're crying about your gallbladder. You absolutely could lose weight and stop eating like a fucking idiot. You could see a doctor and nutritionist and follow their recommendations. (without shopping for someone backing HAES) You CHOOSE not to. Same reason you buy groceries and order out. You don't want healthy. You don't want to change. You want to sit on your 500 pound ass and enjoy the fat and salt. Stop pretending you have no control.
One other thing. You know how you could avoid needing that spray? Actually shower and clean yourself at any regular interval. Basic hygiene. Shit, if shower era is over, at least take a whore's bath.

So... Hambutt is afraid of literal crawlspaces used for storage in some houses

When you're the size of a large animal, small spaces are your mortal enemy. I'm not sure if crawl spaces or heart disease is the more dangerous predator for her kind.

Between then and now she must've learned the term and found it to be a fine addition to her excuses repertoire.

And applied it retroactively, even before it was a diagnosis. Apparently this bitch is the first person to ever be diagnosed with it. How special.

It is what it is

Hamber's answer when someone wonders how she started a "weight loss channel" and doubled her weight.

 

[King Fructose]

I want her to not eat for a full 24 hours. This big bitch is just bored. If you had something to do you’d do better. She’s makes me so MATI LMFAO. She really has no idea. 4x tall cuz them ankle balls. Jfc die already big Al.

I just wanna see her do a backflip.

 

[Kier Starmer]

The second image on google Jade Francis

Jade is gone gorling herself as we speak. I would not be surprised if she does not come back. I think her plan was to move to Nashville and grab a tech job there then leave her. A lot of tech companies are moving to TN or TX and still. However, in research and I am going to make it clear.

Amber cannot afford to live in Nashville if she wants to live downtown she is looking at about $3500 a month on just the rent. Nashville is so fucking expensive because libs keep moving there lifelong Nashvillians have had to move to afford to live. It's sad too Nashville used to have tons of character but has been gutted, it's been branded the NY of the south and it's true.

Jade knows this now and with the court blowing up in her face, they could ask to subpoena her. That is if she honestly does not answer why she turned up to work but moved states away using planes which outright contradicts the whole case. My personal theory was Jade wants nothing coming out because she'd known if the company got a tip-off she'd be paying bills. They would not even offer a settlement at that point because they'd know they would win. she'd have to drop if she can but still pay lawyers' fines.

 

[A Peach but Blue]

Am I the only one who thinks her face looks fatter after her riveting little time skip in the recent video?

Never mind, I read back what I had missed, so I’m not the only one, good.

Jordy pointed out in his video that she needs to get out more, make friends, find some hobbies. Except she can’t do that. She’s never had real friends, and she’ll never be able to take a hobby that she actually enjoys and invests time/effort in other than food. Her pathetic attempts at “hobbies” were just wastes of money. Every time she tries to absorb a new hobby from her current butler, it’s temporary and superficial.

And where is she gonna go out to? Even having a chauffeur there she won’t go anywhere other than the grocery store. There’s no hope for her, at all. This sad spectacle of a life is going to go on until she finally eats herself to death.

 

[R-2E-054]

Did anyone else notice that she looked into Dr. Now's diet? I guess she really is was trying to catch TLC's attention with this "500lb gorl" series. I like how she dumbed it down to "lettuce and chicken" in her mind, though.