Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Owlflaps]

Listening to a 32 year old sheltered Caucasian woman yell “when I tell you this SLAPS” about a bowl of slop. My soul left my body.

Edit: alright the book club has some good drama potential. Amber doesn’t interact with other adults frequently
,so it could be like a condensed livestream audience for her to lecture and talk down to.

Assuming it's actually a thing, I'm gonna guess either one of the two scenarios:

Her book club is either gonna consist of a gaggle of asspatters that have the same rancid tastes in literature that she does, or she'll shut it down once she realizes she's way out of her intellectual depth when actual adults with well-informed opinions start talking down to her. It's gonna last as long as her new weightloss plans.

 

[tzgnilki]

Assuming it's actually a thing, I'm gonna guess either one of the two scenarios:

Her book club is either gonna consist of a gaggle of asspatters that have the same rancid tastes in literature that she does, or she'll shut it down once she realizes she's way out of her intellectual depth when actual adults with well-informed opinions start talking down to her. It's gonna last as long as her new weightloss plans.

i'm surprised you think it'd be anything more than ALR suggesting a book to people

 

[Wonky Eye]

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A little side-by-side molment. Same color scheme and everything! The only notable difference here is gravity.

That second picture really has my mind working overtime with the pants, I'm trying really hard to understand her legs...
where are the rolls ? How many are there ? Where's the last roll ? Where the hell are amber's heels ? Just how long are her feet compared to these gigantic calves ? Anyone autistic enough to provide visual help ?

 

[Angry Nipple]

Anyone autistic enough to provide visual help ?

Autistic enough? No. Bored enough? To give it a shot, at least. That shit was way more challenging than I thought it’d be and I still have no fucking clue what roll goes to where.

 

[Cymophane]

Autistic enough? No. Bored enough? To give it a shot, at least. That shit was way more challenging than I thought it’d be and I still have no fucking clue what roll goes to where.

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what a unit .

 

[Angel Dust]

What the fuck is up with fat white women putting fucking cream cheese of all things in their "taco" soup?! Fat Jen and fat amy did it too!

 

[prettybad]

What the fuck is up with fat white women putting fucking cream cheese of all things in their "taco" soup?!

fat

You said it

 

[giga melt]

Conspiracy Theory: When Amber left all her journals all over the floor to go film her "filled" journals wifey saw them piled up in the doorway like that. Screamed why the fuck these out here again Amber why don't you get rid of this fucking mess? That's why she's nearly in tears talking about giving some of them to Goodwill, then says she's going to keep the animal print one secretively.

She's immediately fine again after because wifey let her have a little snack (whole bag of ginger chews she pretends to hate.)

What the fuck is up with fat white women putting fucking cream cheese of all things in their "taco" soup?! Fat Jen and fat amy did it too!

I thought this too wtf. Especially for taco stuff? If you need to thicken it add a little bit of sour cream to the soup/meat/whatever instead of putting it on top. Why is it always cream cheese?

 

[Mr. Ghoul]

Edit: alright the book club has some good drama potential. Amber doesn’t interact with other adults frequently
,so it could be like a condensed livestream audience for her to lecture and talk down to.

This 100%. Solo Amber is worst Amber and that's all we've had for almost a year now and it's maddening. And off camera mumbling Wipey does not count. We need someone, anyone else in these vlogs for Ham to interact with. I'd even take Benzo Becks at this point.

I think it was in a Jordie vid I was listening to where the idea of an interview by Alex is shook came up. To see Amber interact and be asked questions by a real live person, unfiltered, and uncurated by Amber her self. Yeah, I'd drop everything and watch that and I know every single hayder here would too.. If Amber just embraced her life for the Jerry Springer style train wreck it is, started doing interviews, live streams, and maybe even some white trash colabs her channel would take off to the moon and the money would just flow in. I know this would never happen because Amber's ego is way too BIG and she's way too retarded to see how much it would benefit her. But here's to hoping, I guess. As it stands now, her content is completely unwatchable and the only joy I get from it is watching other people drive themselves insane by watching her content instead. But even that is getting old. It's all just so tiresome now.

 

[Angry Nipple]

Of course the retards on Reddit had to reach out to Big Ham.

How are they going to say “this is so embarrassing STOP” to her when they’re the ones touching the cow? Lmao. But Amber’s response is predictable.

 

[WasabiPasta]

Her arm wounds are getting worse and worse every video. Some are obvious wounds that she created while messing with other wounds.(i.e scratching picking at scabs etc), though she isn't going to go full Kelly fucks with literal nerves bad, which is unfortunate.


That with the added weight, diabetes, skin collagen depletion, advancing age (considering her specific life expectancy... ) well all of that means that any wound even surface scratches are going to take forever to heal even if she actually took care of them, which she most assuredly does not.
Fucking nasty.

Which just makes me think how bad the laygs must be. Crusty, unwashed layggings are not the most healing conducive environment for scratch wounds. It must be fucking disaster down there, like MSHPL bad.

Fucking show them, fatty. Make a click baity title like "MY 500 HUNDRED POUNDS LYMPHAEDMIC LAYGS WILL SHOCK AND HORRIFY YOU" (laygs is your brand gorl, it stands out)

Most watched video of your dying channel instantly, it will go viral.

 

[Xenomorph]

Wait is she claiming she never gets heartburn?? There are vids dating all the way back to VA with Krystle that she slams Tums like crazy even has em in her purses on the go that's how often she gets GERD.
What the fuck is she talking about and all this jazz about her being a dainty 500 pound qween who doesn't sweat? Everyone sweats it's how we cool down..
Girl, we know why you're saying that it's cause you freak out about people thinking you stink.
Girl we been knew you stink and sweat doesn't make you "smell" its the bacteria on your skin you don't CLEAN. You dont clean yourself properly and make sure you are cleaning your folds and keeping them dry..
She's pissed because the meds are making her not hungry and her whole life is food eating it, planning meals, thinking about it, ordering takeout etc. Without that, she really has nothing to do with her entire day but sit around staring at her phone and shit.
She's getting ready to dump this, she needs to feed her head literally because her whole life is food and it's driving her nuts. All she has left to do is buying clothes and shit online so her purchasing is gonna go overboard cause thats the default when Hammy isnt eating she buying/consuming in some form.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

On Ozempic, someone could lose 10 to 15% of body weight. So, for Amber, it would be between 50 to 75 pounds. So it would bring her down to 425 pounds. This is great but where would that weight loss be? She would need to lose far more weight to affect her lymphedema significantly, so she will likely lose weight on her upper body; face, and arms leaving the lower portion primarily unaffected. She will look even more deform than now

I fully expect that we will see less of her full body and she will emphasise and show only her face. Her bingo wings will be so wonderful. Her greatest fear was to have sagging skin. She has been too big for too long for the skin to snap back. She will be in the worst situation; too small to be plump and still too big for skin removal surgery. This series still might get interesting.

 

[Xenomorph]

her skin is fucked there is no weight loss skin snapback they would literally need to cut her out of a fat suit limb by limb etc she will never get that small to warrent that surgery but if she did...no way will she go through with skin removal.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

On Ozempic, someone could lose 10 to 15% of body weight. So, for Amber, it would be between 50 to 75 pounds. So it would bring her down to 425 pounds. This is great but where would that weight loss be? She would need to lose far more weight to affect her lymphedema significantly,

The lymphedema is here to stay, and I doubt she will lose any significant volume there. Mainly because, just like her bleeding all over the house, she has waited far too long to address it - and still isn't even addressing it, something that would be bewildering at this point in the real world but is absolutely the norm in the amberverse,

so she will likely lose weight on her upper body; face, and arms leaving the lower portion primarily unaffected. She will look even more deform than now

I fully expect that we will see less of her full body and she will emphasise and show only her face. Her bingo wings will be so wonderful. Her greatest fear was to have sagging skin. She has been too big for too long for the skin to snap back. She will be in the worst situation; too small to be plump and still too big for skin removal surgery. This series still might get interesting.

As with the lymphedema, it's too late for her skin. The elasticity has fled, and since she bailed on the estrogen, no help there. She's screwed, unless....she goes through her usual routine and gains all the weight back. She'll plump that flab righ tback up!

 

[A Peach but Blue]

If Amber just embraced her life for the Jerry Springer style train wreck it is, started doing interviews, live streams, and maybe even some white trash colabs her channel would take off to the moon and the money would just flow in

We could only dream of such a thing. Now that would be entertaining.

Her arm wounds are getting worse and worse every video

I was especially grossed out by this watching the last video. Her knuckles, too. Idk if it’s just me or if it’s her nemesis the lighteeen, but I thought they were looking particularly brown. Could also just be that she’s fucking dirty, wtf do I know.

Girl we been knew you stink and sweat doesn't make you "smell" its the bacteria on your skin you don't CLEAN.

I’ve barely interacted with extremely obese people in my life (none the size of Hamplanet, not even close) but all of them without exception smelled badly. I figure that after you get to a certain size, you’d have to devote several hours a day to hygiene upkeep to avoid the stank. Add that to the list of reasons why Hamber only surrounds herself with other fatties: they’re used to it.

 

[Black-coffee-queen]

Wait is she claiming she never gets heartburn?? There are vids dating all the way back to VA with Krystle that she slams Tums like crazy even has em in her purses on the go that's how often she gets GERD.

True!
I also remember her saying it was WATER giving her heartburn and her buying some ph balanced water rubbish.
She’s such a pathological liar and she’s also a fat dumb fuck.

 

[giga melt]

she will likely lose weight on her upper body; face, and arms leaving the lower portion primarily unaffected. She will look even more deform than now

Her pathetic tits will shrivel up into nothing for sure. She'll look like this.

 

[D_Tractor]

Her gift from Destiny is flaring up again.

 

[FatalTater]

What the fuck is up with fat white women putting fucking cream cheese of all things in their "taco" soup?! Fat Jen and fat amy did it too!

It's how they get and stay fat.
Add high fat high calorie ingredients that do nothing to improve the food, and then eat as much as you can shovel in as fast as possible before the "full" feeling kicks in.

Amber's neck looks a little smaller than it has in the past, but is she actually losing weight or is the fat settling elsewhere? She's over 30, it's bound to start happening sometime.

As for her arm scratches looking worse, she films and uploads out of order.

And I don't know who (besides Amber and Chantal) needs to hear this, but bathing doesn't need to be a big deal but it does need to happen.

Spoiler: Hygiene Lecture

Get in, lather up, rinse, get out. Dry off, get dressed. Might take as little as 15 minutes.
Put the same clothes you were wearing before back on if you can't be arsed picking something different.
Don't worry about doing a whole spa treatment with moisturizers and aromatherapy. Just get clean.
If shit has hit the fan and you have no soap or shampoo, shower anyway, just with water. Rinsing off truly is better than nothing.
Argh!