Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[D_Tractor]

Argh![/SPOILER]

Hygiene is much harder for deathfats - they have to scrub thoroughly under every fold or they will get cellulitis.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I’ve barely interacted with extremely obese people in my life (none the size of Hamplanet, not even close) but all of them without exception smelled badly. I figure that after you get to a certain size, you’d have to devote several hours a day to hygiene upkeep to avoid the stank. Add that to the list of reasons why Hamber only surrounds herself with other fatties: they’re used to it.

I think it's a combo of the need for constant hygeine and diet. If your diet is shitty, the smell literally comes out of your pores and she LOVES a barely cooked onion and dousing everything in garlic

 

[Kate Moss]

The constant fevers won't be helping. UTIs are nasty, cellulitis is nasty. Soaking the bed sheets kind of sweats.

She gets both regularly. In bigger people this intense sweating creates sores in the folds. These smell unpleasant and will do so until you can "dry" them. Without proper wound care and hygiene this is all but impossible. I bet she keeps her legs covered most of the time.

What I'm saying is, she should show her layygs already. For her health.

 

[Trees]

Amber has gone to the emergency room with reflux before lol.

 

[Anti Pickle Serum]

Her gift from Destiny is flaring up again.
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Amber is like herpes, she just won't go away.

Does this make her a warthog?

 

[FatalTater]

Hygiene is much harder for deathfats - they have to scrub thoroughly under every fold or they will get cellulitis.

I still think that at least rinsing the area and drying well would be better than total neglect.

Also a handheld showerhead would cost around $25. I can't imagine being Amber-sized and not having one. I think Amber's bathroom just has the normal fixture, how in the world could she be getting clean, even during the ShowerLynn saga?

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I think it's a combo of the need for constant hygeine and diet. If your diet is shitty, the smell literally comes out of your pores and she LOVES a barely cooked onion and dousing everything in garlic

This is the same with drinkers. Your pores, your body, oozes the smell of what you drink. That's why true alkies (not unlike myself), drink vodka. Odorless and colorless. Beer stinks. Bourbon and whiskey definitely stink. Onion and garlic also pore stink.

Spoiler: TMI

When I divorced, I happened up on a gal I had worked with in prior years. She was sweet and we'd regularly wild thing. She was a Scotch drinker. I've never liked the taste or smell of Scotch, to this day. Well...without belaboring the point, her pussy tasted like Scotch. Deal breaker for me.

You are what you eat. Or drink. If I could figure out what would make me smell and taste like honey, I'd be richer than any porn star. But honey alone won't do it. Troof.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I still think that at least rinsing the area and drying well would be better than total neglect.

Also a handheld showerhead would cost around $25. I can't imagine being Amber-sized and not having one. I think Amber's bathroom just has the normal fixture, how in the world could she be getting clean, even during the ShowerLynn saga?

Close your eyes. Clear your mind. Now, imagine a bathroom. Specifically, imagine Hamber's bathroom, with Hamber standing at the sink. Now, imagine her My Gorlfriend, Wipey, enters the bathroom. Then, imagine the following.

"ShowerLynnnnn!" wheezes Hamber. "You got it, Baybuh?"

Her MG,W, holds up the pressure washer. "Got it, babe," she says in her deep, disembodied voice. "Time to get naked."

"Oh, Baybuih! You're so sexy." Hamber manages to get her dress-as-shirt off. She's now standing in front of you in her bra and leggeens.

"Ready to fire it up, babe," her MG,W, says, plugging in the pressure washer. "Get those clothes off."

"Oooo, daddy!" Hamber fumbles her way out of her leggeens and takes off her bra. She's now in front of you (and her MG,W) naked, all folds visible, legs leaking fluid as gravity and pressure from her uppper body press down against her thighs. She climbs into the shower, grabs her fupa as best as she can, and pulls it up. "Fire away!"

Her MG,W, aims the nozzle at her and pulls the trigger. Water goes everywhere as her MG,W tries to hose her down as she grabs at her folds, trying to pull them back to get some sanitation going.

I'll leave the rest of that up to you, since I've given you such a horrific great start.

 

[giga melt]

Amber is like herpes, she just won't go away.

Does this make her a warthog?

She weighs at least twice as much as Pumba, I'd think.

Well...without belaboring the point, her pussy tasted like Scotch. Deal breaker for me.

You are what you eat. Or drink. If I could figure out what would make me smell and taste like honey, I'd be richer than any porn star. But honey alone won't do it. Troof.

I hate you for making me think about Amber's pussy tasting like siracha and mold.

"Oooo, daddy!" Hamber fumbles her way out of her leggeens and takes off her bra. She's now in front of you (and her MG,W) naked, all folds visible, legs leaking fluid as gravity and pressure from her uppper body press down against her thighs.

I read that as "leaking fluid and gravy" and just accepted it as something that would definitely happen.

 

[FatalTater]

"ShowerLynnnnn!" wheezes Hamber. "You got it, Baybuh?"

"Got it, babe," she says in her deep, disembodied voice. "Time to get naked."

"Oh, Baybuih! You're so sexy."

"Ready to fire it up, babe," her MG,W, says, plugging in the pressure washer. "Get those clothes off."

"Oooo, daddy!" "Fire away!"

The pressure wash part seems like a thing that needs to happen once in a while though.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I hate you for making me think about Amber's pussy tasting like siracha and mold.

And now we're all thinking it. Thanks, asshole!

I read that as "leaking fluid and gravy" and just accepted it as something that would definitely happen.

I think of the gravy much like the silt of any large river system: slowly, over the years, clogging up the free waterway until it reaches a tipping point and halts all river traffic for months while dredgers toil away, cutting the channel back into place. I figure her equivalent would be a sudden cardiac event, her heart just seizing up until they get her to the hospital for emergency open heart surgery.

The pressure wash part seems like a thing that needs to happen once in a while though.

They can't very well set up the inflatable pool without a backyard, after all.

 

[giga melt]

I think of the gravy much like the silt of any large river system: slowly, over the years, clogging up the free waterway until it reaches a tipping point

Amberlynn, the Fatberg of pores.

Spoiler: Fatberg

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Does this make her a warthog?

Well I'd be willing to be that Wipey never stands downwind...

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

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Lookin gud, gorl.

Fatty looks like she's channelling the spirit of one of Becky's 32 dead nephews

 

[Gergg]

On Ozempic, someone could lose 10 to 15% of body weight. So, for Amber, it would be between 50 to 75 pounds. So it would bring her down to 425 pounds. This is great but where would that weight loss be? She would need to lose far more weight to affect her lymphedema significantly, so she will likely lose weight on her upper body; face, and arms leaving the lower portion primarily unaffected. She will look even more deform than now

I fully expect that we will see less of her full body and she will emphasise and show only her face. Her bingo wings will be so wonderful. Her greatest fear was to have sagging skin. She has been too big for too long for the skin to snap back. She will be in the worst situation; too small to be plump and still too big for skin removal surgery. This series still might get interesting.

She's not only going to have the standard "belly, thighs, arms and butt" death fath skin sag but think of that moonface post losing all the weight (HAHAHAHA yeah right). She is going to have bulldog jowls hanging off her long lost ears (lurve me some dangly earrangs yawl)

She should embrace the last 2-5 years of her life and charge people to see her monster legs on onlyfans. Deathfat cremations and coffins are really expensive hamber, better start saving now so jade francis doesn't have to deal with your slightly more stinky corpse on her non existant ass-wiping wage.

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

You know how people have their 'internet life' and then they have their real life? Well the absolute shit, boring beyond belief crap that Fatty puts out as content is her internet life.
Imagine how boring her real life is, if this filmed crap is exaggerated to seem more exciting and aspirational. At this point, even trips to stores, walking outside, Hell even her cooking and tidying are all for the camera. Fatty must just sit in the same place, day after day, probably only moving if My Gorlfriend is out and someone has to accept the takeout delivery. Her Royal Fatness is already dead.

 

[D_Tractor]

After extensive research I have determined that Amber is the only person in the world whose ankle rolls both drag on the ground when she walks.

 

[Pippeyy]

Amber has gone to the emergency room with reflux before lol.

*Reflex. She has gone for acid reflex. Because she's a fucking retard.
"You could go to the ER for a broken arm and they'd say you have acid reflex".

 

[Xenomorph]

yeah she got mad at a doctor treated fat dusty with pepto from eating mcdicks back in florida since amber wasnt satisfied in the "acid reflex" dx she was given, this warranted a trip to the ER mind you. Dusty is a sped who cant tolerate pain so she uses the ER as her PCP just like whote trash do.
Amber gets mad they have to wait lmao meanwhile dustin was in a room with an iv fucking fatass whore.
She even was cunty and called the nurses there the "doctors minions" shes a fat cunt.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Posting* this here for the next time anyone dares to suggest maybe ALR is just trolling by pretending to be very stupid.

*Shamelessly stolen from Reddit

Edit to save the retards some time: she is referring to the .50 shot so this is not in reference to whatever the fuck happened the first week of Ozempic that she keeps cryptically reminding us about but also refusing to actually discuss.