Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[FupaCitySheriff]

How the actual fuck does a grown up, who only ever leaves the house to film content, manage to cut their stomach?
Was she not wearing clothes?
Was My Gorlfriend playing around with knives, again?
Unlucky-Lynn gets hosed down once a year and manages to cut herself during it.
Next time Fatty, aim higher and cut your fucking throat.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I wonder if she was playing with one of her scabs or scars on her stomach and it bled. Of course, she would not say so, thus saying that she "cut" herself instead.

 

[440088]

The cut will never heal. It’s now permanent. Why does her skin never heal it’s cuts?
Oh yeah. Cause she’s sick and dying.

 

[R-2E-054]

How the actual fuck does a grown up, who only ever leaves the house to film content, manage to cut their stomach?

She was rolling dice like knives on a platter.

 

[WasabiPasta]

How the actual fuck does a grown up, who only ever leaves the house to film content, manage to cut their stomach?

She was trying to cut that stupid circle thing alright.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

After extensive research I have determined that Amber is the only person in the world whose ankle rolls both drag on the ground when she walks.

This skeeves me out just like her upper arms do. Probably got callouses as thick as sea ice on a fishing boat in winter.

*Reflex. She has gone for acid reflex. Because she's a fucking retard.
"You could go to the ER for a broken arm and they'd say you have acid reflex".

Ah, the Density era. Such fun times.

The cut will never heal. It’s now permanent. Why does her skin never heal it’s cuts?
Oh yeah. Cause she’s sick and dying.

Beetus!

 

[VirginMary]

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They are all retarded. No person with half of an average brain capacity eats themselves to the size of pygmy hippo!!!
I agree that this level of retardation is not a troll.

This dumb animal thinks that a subcutaneous injection will leak on the other side of her abdomen, which should be what, like 2 miles away from the original injection site?

 

[Angry Nipple]

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I had to go see this for myself, partially to confirm it was true and partially to read the comments. I came back with some screenshots. I recognize a few of these people from the haydur groups.

Spoiler: comments

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

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Posting* this here for the next time anyone dares to suggest maybe ALR is just trolling by pretending to be very stupid.

*Shamelessly stolen from Reddit

Edit to save the retards some time: she is referring to the .50 shot so this is not in reference to whatever the fuck happened the first week of Ozempic that she keeps cryptically reminding us about but also refusing to actually discuss.

How in the name of all that's holy is she this retarded? I feel like my brain is leaking every time I re-read this.

 

[mekalekahi]

Cut her stomach aka a huge sore on her stomach burst or she picked shit. She’s so nasty.

What happend to doctorlynn I thought she knew everything about injections and how to give IVs

Does she think everything in our bodies just stay stationary?

 

[Autistic Asparagus]

“GUIZ ITS ALL ONE BIG TROLLLLL!!”

Is what she’s going say when someone asks her about this in her Q and A

 

[Angry Nipple]

Does she think everything in our bodies just stay stationary?

She does not. Nothing going on in that big meathead.

“GUIZ ITS ALL ONE BIG TROLLLLL!!”

Is what she’s going say when someone asks her about this in her Q and A

I’m willing to bet she will use it to further her victim narrative.

 

[giga melt]

"breath and relax" triggers me soo bad when people use it idk why

only amber would try to make this excuse, like saying the ozempic isn't working because she got cut and the medicine fell out of her. how stupid is she? I know that's a rhetorical question but jfc. just wait for this to come up in a vlog "I wasted my medicine so it's not working!"

the only thing that would fall out of her gut is lymph from her oozing everywhere

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

This is the same with drinkers. Your pores, your body, oozes the smell of what you drink. That's why true alkies (not unlike myself), drink vodka. Odorless and colorless. Beer stinks. Bourbon and whiskey definitely stink. Onion and garlic also pore stink.

Spoiler: TMI

When I divorced, I happened up on a gal I had worked with in prior years. She was sweet and we'd regularly wild thing. She was a Scotch drinker. I've never liked the taste or smell of Scotch, to this day. Well...without belaboring the point, her pussy tasted like Scotch. Deal breaker for me.

You are what you eat. Or drink. If I could figure out what would make me smell and taste like honey, I'd be richer than any porn star. But honey alone won't do it. Troof.

I was going to mention this before, it's true about the onions and garlic. Also, when you're diabetic you sweat the extra sugar, and know what likes sugar sweat, yeast.

We've seen how nasty and gross her unwashed hair looks. I don't even want to think about how she smells and looks on the dark, moist areas of her body.

 

[Trees]

Hey everyone, Amber wants you to know she's going to start keeping all of her savings at home in cash! She bought a binder to organize all her money.

She bought a book of random facts and is reading it as an ongoing segment because we've entered her grade school classroom.

Still pretending Jade isn't the same Jade from Instagram and the slew of gift wrapping she's buying isn't for their anniversary.

Okay another money management section. How fucking stupid do you have to be to keep all your worldly savings in cash at your house, not store it in a safe or otherwise protected from fire/burglary, and also tell on yourself to the internet that this is your fucking stupid plan? Bury your gold or else put it in the goddamn bank.

SHE'S GOING TO KEEP HER TAX MONEY IN CASH AT HER HOUSE.

I don't even straighten my hair but I know that isn't how you straighten your hair. It probably smelled burned afterward.

Feeder content. Whatever. Show us where the binder is next.

 

[L_I_F_T_E_D]

full day of eating, come shopping with me, & increasing ozempic dosage | vlog 9​

 

[FupaCitySheriff]

Hey everyone, Amber wants you to know she's going to start keeping all of her savings at home in cash!

How long before My Gorlfriend grabs the lot and drives off into the sunset in the new car? Love that for Fatty.

 

[low sodium]

full day of eating, come shopping with me, & increasing ozempic dosage | vlog 9​

Archive full day of eating, come shopping with me, & increasing ozempic dosage | vlog 9

Spoiler: Archive

 

[Trees]

How long before My Gorlfriend grabs the lot and drives off into the sunset in the new car? Love that for Fatty.

Yeah, I can't imagine any of Jade's income is touching the household envelopes. Not explaining to Amber that this is an act of retardation alone isn't a good look for someone who is supposed to be a responsible person.

 

[AnonymousThrowLala]

Yeah, I can't imagine any of Jade's income is touching the household envelopes. Not explaining to Amber that this is an act of retardation alone isn't a good look for someone who is supposed to be a responsible person.

Yeah, I’m betting Jade is going to skim off the various sections periodically. That or wait right up until she bounces and take just enough that she hopes ALR won’t notice.

However, let’s please remember Jade was sued for credit card debt before we go calling her responsible.