Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Amberlynn MUNCHIE Reid, she is LOVING this health shit because of the ass-lickng shes getting.

 

[Totally real FBI Frank]

Amber (31) acts like a fat freshmen girl who recently got inducted into the emo clique in high school. If she's so sad, why not just lay on the floor and die at this point?

Nothing about this lung situation type deal made any sense, the story has changed four times. From "I have a bad strain" to "I have a collapsed lung" to "I might have cancer and they hid it from me" to "it's just fluid or an infection lol." This must be why the hospital has tardwrangled Amber with their PR team. @Smiling with air, yeah not buying that she kept up with appointments either. Yet again she lies about her estrogen.

The lego globe is barely even put together and no update if Horrid Mountain is still in the bathroom. Snoozefest, everything is excruciating to this sad sack. Not being able to go to Oklahoma to see her mother is Amberlynn's own fault for getting up to the 500's again. I like how she just blames her health issues broadly. Not even a peep is heard about Ozempic. The end of this vlog is so forced and fake, we know she doesn't have willpower.

@low sodium you don't deserve those lunacy ratings for being our main archive queen.
(Lunacy is a negative rating, y'all. Reserved for lunatics, not subject matter, but whatevz.)

Well shit, my dumb ass thought the lunacy rating actually meant lunacy. Not lunatic. Fixed it.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

Medical diagnosis can take some time. Being super morbidly obese doesn't help the situation.
Of course Amber's take away from this is that everyone's incompetent, not that she should maybe lose some weight and take better care of herself.

That is one of the many things I hate about her. Some people, who actually go to the doctor regularly as one should, will spend years going to many different specialist to find a diagnosis, but fat Amber thinks she should be diagnosed every time she waddles into the ER. I remember the time her belly button was bleeding and she left one ER and went directly to another (having Becky drive two hours away) because she thinks she is too good to wait for silly little things like lab test like the rest of us do. She was mad the doctor couldn't tell her right then what kind of infection she had growing in her black hole of a belly button.

 

[Clown Baby]

It's TERIFYEEN to be misdiagnosed with LUNG CANCER. Or maybe, just maybe, it's super common BPD behavior to hear "you might have a small collapse in your lung" and then rush to tell everyone you're liderally dyeen for ass pats, only to be like "oh jk the girl who did my scans is super incompetent, don't you hate it when the girl scans you wrong and makes you look like a liar when you have only lied maybe 1 time in your whole life?"

I'm still firmly in the belief that she is seeking any kind of health problem she can scare up to keep Jade Frances in her orbit.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I'm still firmly in the belief that she is seeking any kind of health problem she can scare up to keep Jade Frances in her orbit.

Mebbe, but the other "signs" she exhibited when Becky was on the outs aren't there.

She's not dolling herself up, instead she generally looks like shit.

No heavily fat-filtered aren't I sexy catfishing posts on Instagram or TikTok.

We're not seeing her schoolgirl giggle on her phone from possible suitors.

Etc., fat gorl trying to be sexy, desired, ain't I hot shit and you KNOW you want me type bullshit.

If you've been around the Hamberverse long enough, you know that Heffalump doesn't let her claws out of anybody until she's got their replacement already lined up or on-board. She cannot be alone, period.

While this **could** be some pity me scheme to guilt trip Feline into not leaving, I don't see any of Hamber's stereotypical moves in securing a new ass wiper, which she'd be blatant as hell about whether Feline liked it or not. And she'd be blubbering all about it typical Hamber fashion.

I'm more inclined to believe the litigatious negress is actually encouraging all of Hamber's current munchies martyrdom in order to file a malpractice lawsuit. Hence all the videos and bawling about "incompetent mistreatment." Feline knows Hamber's YouTube bux are in serious decline, so why not go for malpractice for some fat stacks of cash. Although Hamber's likely to get laughed right off the court docket, there's plenty of ambulance chasing lawyers around that would file suit for so much as a hang nail. And hospitals are generally easy targets in these cases and are often likely to settle out of court rather than take the chance of a fat sympathetic jury ass-fucking them for millions in damages.

Just Slappy's assessment of the current molment sitchuayshun type deal. Feline smells big dollars and wants a true Pay Pig, not some withering JewTube shekels.

 

[Bogliacci]

Mebbe, but the other "signs" she exhibited when Becky was on the outs aren't there.

She's not dolling herself up, instead she generally looks like shit.

No heavily fat-filtered aren't I sexy catfishing posts on Instagram or TikTok.

We're not seeing her schoolgirl giggle on her phone from possible suitors.

Etc., fat gorl trying to be sexy, desired, ain't I hot shit and you KNOW you want me type bullshit.

If you've been around the Hamberverse long enough, you know that Heffalump doesn't let her claws out of anybody until she's got their replacement already lined up or on-board. She cannot be alone, period.

While this **could** be some pity me scheme to guilt trip Feline into not leaving, I don't see any of Hamber's stereotypical moves in securing a new ass wiper, which she'd be blatant as hell about whether Feline liked it or not. And she'd be blubbering all about it typical Hamber fashion.

I'm more inclined to believe the litigatious negress is actually encouraging all of Hamber's current munchies martyrdom in order to file a malpractice lawsuit. Hence all the videos and bawling about "incompetent mistreatment." Feline knows Hamber's YouTube bux are in serious decline, so why not go for malpractice for some fat stacks of cash. Although Hamber's likely to get laughed right off the court docket, there's plenty of ambulance chasing lawyers around that would file suit for so much as a hang nail. And hospitals are generally easy targets in these cases and are often likely to settle out of court rather than take the chance of a fat sympathetic jury ass-fucking them for millions in damages.

Just Slappy's assessment of the current molment sitchuayshun type deal. Feline smells big dollars and wants a true Pay Pig, not some withering JewTube shekels.

Lol, in a sane world the court would take one look at hamber and toss her ass out as she tries to sue because a fucking ER didn't diagnose her perfectly after one test, if that's even what happened.

 

[Clown Baby]

Mebbe, but the other "signs" she exhibited when Becky was on the outs aren't there.

She's not dolling herself up, instead she generally looks like shit.

When she and Becky were on the way out and then broken up she was full poopbun no makeup and crying all the time. She didn't start dolling herself up until she had Wipey as a new target.

Edit to add this relevant compilation:

Notice how bad she looks when they are broken up, and then the straightened hair and makeup when she's on the prowl.

 

[Constellationzero]

I'm still firmly in the belief that she is seeking any kind of health problem she can scare up to keep Jade Frances in her orbit.

Got to try to line up a new Kentucky DRS asswiper. I'm sure Jade peaced out at the last mandatory 8 week staffing and the state case manager hasn't found anyone willing to take her place.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

You know that Amber lied a lot in her videos when she started this one by mentioning that she is not lying in this one, then called Jade "Feline". The girl just can't help it.

Something that caught my eye is her description of the lesion and the next scheduled CT. A 1.6 cm lesion is not small. She says that it is smaller than 2.0 cm, thus not a mass, but this is only a descriptor. For example, in breast cancer, a 2 cm tumour or less would be considered T1, whereas a tumour between 2 to 5 cm is T2. In both cases, they are cancer tumours with T2 having the worst outcome than T1. So, her 1.6 cm lesion is only dependent on the potential treatment. A small lesion could be surgically removed while a large one may not.

Also, she mentioned that she needs a CT scan "with contrast". A lot of condition does not require contrast but cancer tumours may require it. By itself, it does not mean much as the medical team might want to eliminate it as a cancer tumour (differential diagnosis). Regardless, Amber has a serious condition that needs to be evaluated and treated. It is not going to be a week on an antibiotic like for her cellulitis or UTIs. She is going to love having a bronchoscopy. Even with health insurance, all these tests are going to cost her thousands of dollars. I am sure that she is not happy about this.

I do not buy the visit to her mother in Oklahoma City. It is 1,343 km (835 mi) of close to 13 hours or likely done in 2 days.

Finally, were they supposed to be moving out of state soon? I guess not.

 

[Insulin reid]

Amberlynn MUNCHIE Reid, she is LOVING this health shit because of the ass-lickng shes getting.

You can see the fat smile she always has across her face because her downturned frog mouth isnt as severe as it normally is. Shes absolutely loving this but also genuinely terrified at whats happening to her. The past few videos shes so caught up in the drama of it all she frequently forgets to keep a somber look on her face because shes just so damn excited to be telling a story thats about her. Protagonistlynn is in full force and the only thing that would make this YA novel better would be a love triangle and a supernatural force in ambers life because spooky season.

It's TERIFYEEN to be misdiagnosed with LUNG CANCER. Or maybe, just maybe, it's super common BPD behavior to hear "you might have a small collapse in your lung" and then rush to tell everyone you're liderally dyeen for ass pats, only to be like "oh jk the girl who did my scans is super incompetent, don't you hate it when the girl scans you wrong and makes you look like a liar when you have only lied maybe 1 time in your whole life?"

This is 100% what the fuck is going on. With my girlfriend jade wipey felline by her side shes touching her dainty toes in the waters of litigation. Searching for a way to make some money because gorl is not doing so well at all.

I'm still firmly in the belief that she is seeking any kind of health problem she can scare up to keep Jade Frances in her orbit.

I dont think jade is going anywhere any time soon. Amber hasnt exhibited any regular signs of relationship trouble so i think our feeder/feedee relationship is stable. Ambers health however is not. I think were just seeing a regular breakdown of amber just ignoring all of her health problems and everything is just piling up at this point.
Amber may have told us that the trolling and drama will continue as a ploy to keep viewership up but the universe really gave her what she wanted. Its not manufactured its real and she cant handle whats happening to her.

Mebbe, but the other "signs" she exhibited when Becky was on the outs aren't there.

She's not dolling herself up, instead she generally looks like shit.

No heavily fat-filtered aren't I sexy catfishing posts on Instagram or TikTok.

We're not seeing her schoolgirl giggle on her phone from possible suitors.

Etc., fat gorl trying to be sexy, desired, ain't I hot shit and you KNOW you want me type bullshit.

If you've been around the Hamberverse long enough, you know that Heffalump doesn't let her claws out of anybody until she's got their replacement already lined up or on-board. She cannot be alone, period.

While this **could** be some pity me scheme to guilt trip Feline into not leaving, I don't see any of Hamber's stereotypical moves in securing a new ass wiper, which she'd be blatant as hell about whether Feline liked it or not. And she'd be blubbering all about it typical Hamber fashion.

My girlfriend jade wipey felline would just dip out if amber pulled any of that bullshit. We saw amber freak out once about "oh am i single idk" crying and drinking but that was it. Ambers usual tactics dont work for this one and shes been internally freaking out trying to find what will keep jade around. I think amber took a bit to rullize that jade loves her for her and is staying put.
Aka jade is a feeder and is staying put but amber thinks its just her beauty and sparkling personality.

I'm more inclined to believe the litigatious negress is actually encouraging all of Hamber's current munchies martyrdom in order to file a malpractice lawsuit. Hence all the videos and bawling about "incompetent mistreatment." Feline knows Hamber's YouTube bux are in serious decline, so why not go for malpractice for some fat stacks of cash. Although Hamber's likely to get laughed right off the court docket, there's plenty of ambulance chasing lawyers around that would file suit for so much as a hang nail. And hospitals are generally easy targets in these cases and are often likely to settle out of court rather than take the chance of a fat sympathetic jury ass-fucking them for millions in damages.

Just Slappy's assessment of the current molment sitchuayshun type deal. Feline smells big dollars and wants a true Pay Pig, not some withering JewTube shekels.

I noticed a video or two ago amber said some rambling about getting a number to call about being misdiagnosed or not being told about the lung thing and she called the number and the "head of the hospital" called her back. She used language shes never really used before and said she wants to tell her viewers her story but may need to calm down and think critically about it before posting or something. The whole couple minutes of rambling and crying about it was confusing but i think what had happened was jade hyped amber up, amber started to take steps to claim malpractice or some shit like that and someone called her back to tell her not only was her claim bullshit but she cant just spread shit around like that because its a serious allegation. I think someone saw a fat cunt complaining and shut that shit down and talked to her like an adult and not the ditzy teen she likes people to treat her as. 100% 0% chance of a malpractice suit. Jade will have to get her type 2 sugar mommas money elsewhere because as it stands right now amber is basically making the same amount of money as a full time whole foods employee living way above her means.

 

[FatalTater]

Poor Amber. She's so upset that she might not have a health problem bad enough to impress internet strangers.

I wonder what a lung specialist's opinion of those big scented candles Amber was burning 24/7 would be.

 

[D_Tractor]

I wonder what a lung specialist's opinion of those big scented candles Amber was burning 24/7 would be.

And the black mold that was growing around the AC vents in her current apartment. And the airborne animal shit and piss particles.

 

[Barbarella]

And the black mold that was growing around the AC vents in her current apartment. And the airborne animal shit and piss particles.

All bad for lungs, and some gross, but I imagine the specialist would be most concerned with her fat. Fat is an organ in itself, releasing all sorts of hormones and cytokines which affect the body, and of course, the lungs. It affects them both mechanically, and in ways that cause disease. Everything she is experiencing is from fat. Whether or not she can understand that, it’s true. If she could have put the fork down a decade ago, she’d be a healthy young lesbian working as a receptionist somewhere. Still stupid as fuck, but healthy.

Jen made it to 46 before fat killed her. Her last few years were very unpleasant, Amber should take a look because her arrow is pointing in the same direction.

Tik Tok Amber.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Pretty crazy that Felline's car is the same make as Jade Francis' car with the same ugly red interior. I wonder if she also likes Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

 

[Billie Ross]

You know that Amber lied a lot in her videos when she started this one by mentioning that she is not lying in this one, then called Jade "Feline". The girl just can't help it.

Something that caught my eye is her description of the lesion and the next scheduled CT. A 1.6 cm lesion is not small. She says that it is smaller than 2.0 cm, thus not a mass, but this is only a descriptor. For example, in breast cancer, a 2 cm tumour or less would be considered T1, whereas a tumour between 2 to 5 cm is T2. In both cases, they are cancer tumours with T2 having the worst outcome than T1. So, her 1.6 cm lesion is only dependent on the potential treatment. A small lesion could be surgically removed while a large one may not.

Also, she mentioned that she needs a CT scan "with contrast". A lot of condition does not require contrast but cancer tumours may require it. By itself, it does not mean much as the medical team might want to eliminate it as a cancer tumour (differential diagnosis). Regardless, Amber has a serious condition that needs to be evaluated and treated. It is not going to be a week on an antibiotic like for her cellulitis or UTIs. She is going to love having a bronchoscopy. Even with health insurance, all these tests are going to cost her thousands of dollars. I am sure that she is not happy about this.

I do not buy the visit to her mother in Oklahoma City. It is 1,343 km (835 mi) of close to 13 hours or likely done in 2 days.

Finally, were they supposed to be moving out of state soon? I guess not.

True, she was so busy clickbaiting the collapsed lung "misdiagnosis" , that we're too bored to get to the interesting part, the 16mm lesion/nodule, that wouldn't be anything that scary to a regular person, but Hambo had uterine cancer without follow ups, that's why the doctors kept repeating the "cancer talk" over and over, the chances of metastasis are really big, no pun intended.
It seems that at her dainty size of 500lbs, surgery, biopsy, cancer treatments, etc will be extremely difficult procedures, I still don't know how she survived the hysterectomy.
I'll let the med fags to sperg about it.
Enjoy the fat ass wipe nigga Feline.

 

[Flourishing Pinecone ❧]

Pulmonary metastasis from endometrial carcinoma

www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov

"She had undergone total abdominal hysterectomy with bilateral salpingo-oophorectomy on diagnosis of endometrioid endometrial carcinoma (FIGO stage 1B, grade 2) 4 years ago. At that time, she received adjuvant treatment (six cycles of carboplatin and paclitaxel). After 3 years, chest CT scan revealed a nodule of 0.5 cm in diameter with cavitation in the right upper lobe of the lung. One year later, the pulmonary nodule increased in size, and she underwent CT scan-guided percutaneous transthoracic biopsy, which subsequently revealed potent oestrogen receptor-positive metastatic disease.

...The histological features were equivalent to those of the previous endometrial carcinoma"

 

[Whyjustwhy]

So a 1.6 cm nodule is equivalent to 16 mm. Nodules in the lung over 10 mm have an 80% probability of being malignant. Did she say if it was an upper lobe or lower lobe nodule?

If the pleural effusion is caused by malignancy it has a life expectancy of less than a year on average apparently.

I dont think Amberlynn is playing this up at all in fact I don't think she realizes how serious this may be. Especially with her health history. She had enlarged lymphnodes since her hysterectomy and that could indicate that cancer had already spread at that point. Her symptoms when diagnosed with endometrial cancer were actually indicative of advanced cancer as well. Since then she has had weight loss and other symptoms pointing to possible cancer.

Her weight causing her to be unable to get adequate testing and care may end up being catastrophic for her. I know this isnt popular but I do feel bad for her. I know she is smug as hell, arrogant, and self destructive but she's not nearly as hateful as some other death fats and wasn't pampered like them too. She was raised by addicts and in and out of foster homes and that messes a lot of people up. Im past thinking she will wake up to her reality tho. She is so clothed in defense mechanisms, and delusions to keep her able to cope with life. It's just tragic and makes me even more disgusted with the HAES cult.

 

[Kier Starmer]

Damn, we gotta look at the Deadpool, Amber could be joining Jen in the Kroger in the sky.

 

[PotatoSalad4711]

I want to feel sorry for her, but I just can’t. And we all know the reasons why, no use getting into it. But let’s do a little math, shall we?

She had her hysterectomy in July of 2020, over two years ago and she weighed about 480 at that time. If she had lost a minimum of 2 pounds a week on average, she would be a dainty little 288 pounds by now. Think about that for a minute. She would be able to finally fit into that MRI, she would be more mobile, the Ozempic probably would have worked a lot better and got her down even lower. It would be fantastic and quite the success story.

But, alas, no. We get Legos and journals and lymphedema and torn ligaments and gaining 25 pounds in a month, oh my. I just can’t feel sorry for her. I’ll save my tots and pears for people who actually need it.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

I know this isnt popular but I do feel bad for her.

Not banging on ya, but I don't. I tried to, once maybe. But that quickly went away. She can direct all her so huge empathic self towards her own problems at this point. That covers me for giving one shit about her.

Life is a series of choices and I'll be the first to admit many of mine haven't all been great. But I realize they were my choices and I fucked up, not to do so again. Humility before myself, others, and God. Hamber is a negative zero in the Humility department. Always has been, always blames everyone else, and lies about it when caught red-handed and called out on it.

Sorry, no sympathy here. I can only hope she's happy with the life choices she's made, or in some cases was dealt, but refuses to get over and just grow the fuck up.

No refunds, Hamber.