Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[TardiX]

Lulz at anyone who can feel sympathy for this giant narc who will sit there and blame you/the audience for her poor health ("I need good vibes because stress affects my body", "you're poisoning meeee"), ask for your prayers and gentleness, then in the next breath lie to your face about FALLEEEEN because she believes you're a big enough retard to fall for it.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

I'm sure on her deathbed, her last words will be, "if only Becky had made me see the doctor sooner..."

 

[Polystyrene Glioblastoma]

Amber is a pretty good manipulator if you dive into her tactics. She butters everyone up, primes her audience, dodges what she fears, lies by omission, and is hyperbolic.

Current Modus Operandi: Lying and exaggerating her medical issues allows her to drum up asspats and speculation on purpose to generate traction to her channel, which brings new ambabies or gullible haydurs to flip-flop, garnering sympathy. It's not working like it used to because she's pulled this stunt too many times. Amberlynn is an emotional vampire. The current story has changed FOUR times in the span of a month. Amber does not give proper context and she has relishes the attention when she speaks medical jargon or makes up stories.

While Amber's health is pure shite, it can be true at the same time she is a hypochondriac... and an emotional vampire using everything to her selfish advantage. When ALR inevitably is on her deathbed, the last thing her narcissistic shelf-ass will see is the grim truth in her phone's front screen. Amberlynn did this to herself. If you haven't prepared yourself for this reality, get ready, because it's going to happen eventually. It may be a matter of months or a decade plus, but it will happen. Amber mantles vices instead of virtues, she will never learn.

 

[Xenomorph]

Too bad Necky didnt hang in there a lil longer another grave to add to her growing collection of reasons to not work.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Too bad Necky didnt hang in there a lil longer another grave to add to her growing collection of reasons to not work.

If only Necky had stuck around, Fat Amber would still have someone to blame all of her health issues on.
It's all Becky's fault!!!!

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

She's not going to die any time soon, gorls.
Buckle up for the a longer run, lol.

 

[Triple Flutz]

She's not going to die any time soon, gorls.
Buckle up for the a longer run, lol.

The Orcish queen. We all know how that one goes, every time Amber's name is uttered in conjunction with the concept of death, she gains mana and life power from it.

...Not that the Orc is especially fat, but at least it vaguely sounds like the OG.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

Her actions have denied her goodwill from many.

Emphasis for speaking da Gospel troof.

 

[CarbonatedLeaves]

Damn, we gotta look at the Deadpool, Amber could be joining Jen in the Kroger in the sky.

Or The Cheesecake Factory

 

[LonesomeDud]

Amberlynn is fine. Anticipate mukbangs when the lack of cancer is revealed. Maybe a Dress Barn haul.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber is a pretty good manipulator if you dive into her tactics. She butters everyone up, primes her audience, dodges what she fears, lies by omission, and is hyperbolic.

Karina Kaboom mentioned in her latest video that Amber "forgot" to tell us that she did not have a collapsed lung about 3 videos ago. Doctors generally try not to emphasise the cancer diagnosis until it is confirmed. So, they told Amber that most lung lesions are generally benign but they need to check to make sure. Amber probably took this as it is harmless and is trying to milk the diagnosis as long as she can. I expect the next few videos to be titled: "cancer scare", "will I get chemo", and of course, "I was misdiagnosed again".

I found it strange that she show us her lego (do not forget that she is 30yo, not 12) while awaiting a cancer diagnosis. I do not think it is something someone would do, but with Amber, we never know.

 

[FatalTater]

In the past Amber has put up videos out of order to throw off people noticing the Cycle.
Could she be doing that now for whatever reason?

 

[Constellationzero]

She's not going to die any time soon, gorls.
Buckle up for the a longer run, lol.

I seem to remember seeing a few farmers saying that about Jennifer Armstrong.

Good times

 

[Simon]

I seem to remember seeing a few farmers saying that about Jennifer Armstrong.

Good times

I think it's that these fatasses seem immortal, almost, by how much their body can go through. Until, of course, they aren't.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

I seem to remember seeing a few farmers saying that about Jennifer Armstrong.

Good times

Indeed, good times.
Give it ten more years.

 

[My Cat Is Racist]

Indeed, good times.
Give it ten more years.

That's the fastest "Optimistic" rating I've ever given a post. Ten years? I give Fat Amber ten months.

 

[Slappy McGherkin]

You underestimate how long Deathfats will continue to live, while being a total drain on resources like SS, disability, their local ERs (Hamber) and the taxpayer and society as a whole.

But none of that stops the shoveling of food in face, cancer, or a new Cycle 1 of their existence. BIG BUT HULTHLY!

Until they're not. Then it becomes our problem. Go figger.

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

That's the fastest "Optimistic" rating I've ever given a post. Ten years? I give Fat Amber ten months.

Heheh, I'll take you up on that bet and once you lose I will take that racist ass cat right off you and teach it even more racism.
You can rest in peace.

 

[Tattoos]

Narassistic Lynn was on a manic high when KF and then the subreddits went down. Bitch really thought it would last until reality keeps smacking her in the face.

Her new video is almost an hour of fake questions. Supposedly took a screenshot and then hand wrote them? Uhhhhkay.

Anyone have a recap?

 

[FatalTater]

I try not to wish death on anyone if I can help it, but if this stupid useless bitch drops dead in the very near future? I honestly WILL be celebrating.

Unsubscribe from this shit. It just encourages her.