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Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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Oh fuck me...
If an archive is posted, I'll recap, but I refuse to give this bitch a click just to drink my sorrows away.
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She's so fucking desperate for views and attention. Throwing out Nikocado's name isn't going to draw in the audience you hope it will. He's better at entertaining folk than you can dream to be.
Skimming through this shit, why is she saying that people say her doctors are wrong? No. People point out you are most likely lying TO your doctors and then proceed to lie ABOUT them and what they've said.
In fact, the opposite is most often pointed out, people telling you to stop badmouthing doctors.
My God. She's trying to deny her disposing of Gracie by saying word for word what commenters have said by pulling the ''if you guys don't knowwwwwwww, cats run away when they move soooooooooo''.
You have proven you know nothing about the behaviour and needs of animals, stop pretending you didn't read this and just repeat it.
The accent she's putting on lately is just embarrassing. It is worse than the Southern one. It's the worse one yet I think.
Ah, Fatty gon' Ugly and Fatty gon' Fat. Lame.
Skimming through this shit, why is she saying that people say her doctors are wrong? No. People point out you are most likely lying TO your doctors and then proceed to lie ABOUT them and what they've said.
In fact, the opposite is most often pointed out, people telling you to stop badmouthing doctors.
My God. She's trying to deny her disposing of Gracie by saying word for word what commenters have said by pulling the ''if you guys don't knowwwwwwww, cats run away when they move soooooooooo''.
You have proven you know nothing about the behaviour and needs of animals, stop pretending you didn't read this and just repeat it.
The accent she's putting on lately is just embarrassing. It is worse than the Southern one. It's the worse one yet I think.
Ah, Fatty gon' Ugly and Fatty gon' Fat. Lame.
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I scrolled to the end, "Feline" is just Jade. She's been calling her that because Jade started caller Amber "Amby" and then "Bambi". Bambi apparently falls in love with a character called Faline (so Amber can't spell).
She says she stopped calling her Wifey because she was sooooo over it, and not at all because she's hurt that Jade does not want to marry her.
Boring whatever.
She says she stopped calling her Wifey because she was sooooo over it, and not at all because she's hurt that Jade does not want to marry her.
Boring whatever.
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LMAO at the audacity of this bitch now blaming the stripper ex-flatmate for letting Gracie run away 
Fuck right off Amber you lying sack of shite, a fucking blind man could see you hated that cat and couldn't get rid of her quickly enough.
Also
@ Faline being JADE?! *THE* JadeFrancisofNewYorkAKAAlexAKAMahGorlfren,Wifeeeeey? Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck right off Amber you lying sack of shite, a fucking blind man could see you hated that cat and couldn't get rid of her quickly enough.Also
@ Faline being JADE?! *THE* JadeFrancisofNewYorkAKAAlexAKAMahGorlfren,Wifeeeeey? Get the fuck out of here.
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Yeah, this is taking a bit. My glass keeps emptying for some odd reason. Let's hope my fingers can keep finding the keys I need to depress in order to type sensible words by the end of this shit.
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I just wish people would quit asking who Felline is over on Youtube. Only smart comments I've seen were from people suspecting it's JADE FRANCIS the Kentucky state DRS home health aide, which I still say that's what Jade always was, and still is. Only time Hambutt seems to leave the house these days is the hospital, maybe Goodwill for like a minute, and her mandatory 8 week staffing.
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TIL: Amber is sick and fat because in other countries, it's illegal to eat Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
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This fucking thumbnail.
*expecially*
This fucking thumbnail.
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I thought this couldn't be it, at least not through any legitimate means, though it's obvious what the dynamic is. Seems like Amber couldn't afford it, but her income isn't low enough to qualify for Medicaid. But then I searched it out of curiosity and now I think you may be right.
Personal Care Attendant Program seems like it could fit the bill.
It would explain a few things. Social workers probably set her up with it around the time of the cancer saga. She was probably on the waiting list once she and Becky knew they were done but got upgraded to "urgent" once she made it clear she was going to leave. (Maybe she had a legal obligation to stay until they found someone? Idk the law there.) Would also explain the move to Lexington, if there were no services available as far out as her old place and moving up there was a requirement. I think I remember Amber talking about getting her tax situation sorted out, maybe it wasn't bullshit and she got herself on some kind of payment plan, she did downsize the hoard and if she stopped throwing money around like we speculated she might've been, it would explain why her "friends" outside of Becky all seemed to fuck right off and Jade arrived so conveniently as soon as Amber was shit out of options.
Still could be wrong, it still strikes me as weird that any sort of aide would hear Amber putting out all kinds of bullshit claiming they're her lesbian lover and not put a swift end to that shit fucking immediately. Getting doxed is an inevitability if you're that close to someone as documented as Amber but she could just be a retard who doesn't mind being accused of glaring ethics violations.
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Oh FFS. Has Amber been designated by the state of Kentucky as disabled, let alone severely? No?
Buncha motherfuckers fixin' to get moved over to the Fucking Retarded column.
Buncha motherfuckers fixin' to get moved over to the Fucking Retarded column.
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I can't feel my fingers anymore. Hopefully there's not many typos.
TL;DW/R: Fuck this shit. Dumb questions and tons of lies. Save your liver. Save yourself. It’s mostly AL just bitching about haydurs, anyway.
0:00 ‘Hey, guise! Welcome to a new video.’ Hey, AL. I see your rebranding bullshit’s gone right down the drain where it belongs. Also, your shirt/dress/whatever looks like shit. It looks like you’re wearing a dirty towel.
0:20 Fucking hell. She screen-shotted (AuthorLynn, you never fail to hurt my brain) questions she got asked on IG, and there’s 55 of them. After taking her screenshots, she wrote everything in a notebook and states that she has 2.5 pages of bullshit questions she received/wrote herself. So deviating from my normal recap style - we’re just going to bullet the questions and her answers/lets be honest, lies she tells in response to them.
1) how are you feeling
A) Okay. The pain is gone. The out-of-breath that is abnormal that she’s used to, it’s gotten better. The cough she’s mysteriously never gotten on video but says is present in her life is better. Says she’s ‘not going to hold (her) breath on this one’ and I roll my eyes at her lame attempt at a joke. But she clarifies that the pain has gone before and then ‘came’ back full force (GrammarLynn failing full-force on the very first question, so this’ll be quality. Drinking already underway, and we just started. My liver hates you, AL.) with additional symptoms. Keeping her fingers crossed that this was in fact just an infection and the antibiotics are helping her.
2) How is your mental health?
A) MUH MENTALZ. Oh, it’s apparently okay. She’s going through anxiety cycles instead of her video cycles. Says she’s more moody, probably because menopause. She blathers about how she’s an advocate for herself and she tries to stay positive and shit, but she has a lot of negative thoughts and tires to push them away, because goodness knows acknowledging and dealing with those nagging thoughts telling her that she’s gonna die because FAT is adulting and something our dainty gorl isn’t capable of.
3) hey! (Smiley face emoji) does your psychologist know about your youtube? ily (sparkle heart emoji)
A) Replies with ‘ily you too’ and… ugh. ‘I love you you too’. Bet this dunderhead also says ATM machine and PIN number. Anyway, she says that yes, she does know about her YouTube channel. She doesn’t know if her psychologist has ever watched it and thinks she likely doesn’t because ‘there’s rules against that’ and ‘it wouldn’t be very professional’ and bullshit, and then says that this current psychologist (psychiatrist, I thought, but AL never corrected the question) is very professional and therapists in the past were ‘too friendship based’. I would like to say you get what you seek out, so if you sought out validation, you got validation. Then she branches off to clear up confusion ‘a lot of people have.’ She says she has a psychiatrist who prescribes her medication and she sees a psychologist for ‘intensive’ therapy, because ‘support’ therapy from a therapist is shit. Her psychologist is attached to an eating disorder clinic.
4) What shows are you currently watching?
A) NO ONE CARES. Then again, that sound-clip can be applied to all this shit. Says F/JGoNY;MGF,W and her just finished watching ‘The Watcher’ on Netflix, then tells us what this show is about, and I could give two shits. All I care about is the fact that her saying ‘are you shooketh?’ makes me want to slap her flabby face because fuck you, AL, you’re in your 30s, not a tween. And the tween goblin I know doesn’t even say such retarded shit on the regular because ‘that’s dumb.’ Also watching ’90 day Fiancé’ and ‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation’ and ‘Catfish’ and ‘Grey’s Anatomy’.
5) I’m getting married this Saturday! Also what’s your fave Harry styles song??
A) I’m loving that the capitalization is all over the place in her slides. First offers ‘Congratu-freakin’-lations’ and hopes the marriage is awesome. Her favorite Harry Styles song is definitely ‘Kiwi.’ Apparently she likes every song that’s on that album. Or, more appropriately, she says any song that is on that album ‘slaps’.
6) Did you see the lymphedema specialist yet?
A) Yes, she did. Apparently that appointment was ‘today’ and ‘we’ll never believe what happened.’ She’s not going to talk about that in this video - she wants to do a different video about it, because ‘it’s a lot to absorb’ and she thinks everyone will care sooo much. It’s a ply for more views. She learned a lot (lolz what, you got information you didn’t find on WebMD or didn’t comprehend?).
7) Why don’t u post everyday?
A) ‘cause lazy. Actual answer, as much as she’d like to, but A) she has no idea what she’d post. Prattles on about the simplicity of sitting down and doing mook bongs (because I refuse to type it properly if she refuses to pronounce it properly), Q&As or sort, quick vlogs of her day - she doesn’t see us enjoying that if it’s daily. We don’t enjoy it now, AL. And I don’t mean the royal ‘we’, I mean the plural ‘we.’ Because I know for a fact that I speak for more persons than myself. Believes in ‘quality’ over ‘quantity’ and I guffaw as even she acknowledges that the quality of her videos is utter shit. She states that she knows she’s mediocre and will expend zero effort to improve - she just says ‘sis ain’t changing’ and that’s that. So I come back to my assumption. Or SpEcUlAtIoN. ‘cause lazy. Constantly posting won’t do anything because people will find it boring. Like we don’t already.
8.) I have celucitus for the first time. How long before it starts to heal? My leg is so red.
A) At least AL unconsciously pronounces cellulitis correctly despite this jacked attempt at spelling. She says ‘please, please just listen to your doctor.’ Prattles on that antibiotics need to be taken correctly, and most people don’t as they stop early, but she’s so particular about antibiotics unlike everything else in her sad, sad life. She says she’s so particular about them because she gets cellulitis really easily because she’s an unhygienic fat fuck. From her experience, it always gets worse before it gets better. Says that it’ll be florescent red for two days, but it’ll get better. States that she was told by doctors to mark where the cellulitis is with a marker (not a permanent one and not on the affected area itself) so she can track its development. Complete healing apparently takes a little over 2 weeks, but she says it’ll start to diminish after 4 days.
9) What’s your favorite cereal?
A) She loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch (and then learned it’s banned in multiple countries because its ingredients, and then she’s wondering why in the US certain ingredients are permitted but are banned in other countries. Thinks that’s terrifying, of course, and then says ‘no frikkiin’ wonder we’re all sick and fat; speak for yourself, fatty. Some of us, while disabled after decades of hard work with muscloskelatal-demolishing jobs and afflictions, are healthy as fuck and of normal weight.) I guess Necky destroyed Coco Puffs for her. Or ate them all.
10) You really seem like you’re not happy doing YouTube. Do you still have love for it?
A) She will always have love for YouTube, she lies. She says what makes her come off as a bitter cunt beyond the medical scares she’s experiencing is that when she thinks of YouTube she focuses on the hate and harassment and how she’s the MOST HATED YOUTUBER and ‘oh please, DC4L, call the WAAAAAAAAAAmbulance because my narc injuries are inflamed.’ She thinks of the boooleeeen and fat shaming, the haydurs and reaction channels and shit, and how it puts her in a bad headspace. She tries to imagine that there’s something beyond the hate, and then states she sees all the positivity like ‘you’re a good person’ and other such lies/opinions from those who haven’t followed her for a while, but then sees that one negative comment stating ‘you’re fat, you’re a lier’ and that’s what sticks with her, because it’s truthful. She says that the negatives are ‘intrusive thoughts’ so they’re not her fault (of course, because nothing is). Says that her intrusive thoughts make it hard for her to love YouTube like she used to, but it’s hard because when everything around one thing is so negative it makes you not want to do it, but she loves YouTube and all that shit except that’s her job and she has to otherwise she can’t afford to DoorDash her life into oblivion.
11) Are you going to keep reading comments
A) Of course, because if she turns them off her views will plummet - some people give her the clicks just to read the comments. Actual answer: She’s been hearting comments and replying to them and being super active in her IG DMs, and then realized it’s ‘taking a toll’ because so many people ‘think that they’re (her) doctor’ and it’s so difficult going through this health situFUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU, this ‘journey’ and sharing it with us, because educated people find this shit and rip it to shreds. She just bitches endlessly about how people assume she’s lying, diagnose/undiagnose (? What the fuck is that?) her, wwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Whines that it’s hard and anxiety-inducing about this shit. She’s OFFICIALLY DONE reading the comments and DONE going into her IG DMs. For now. Give it 1.27 hours, folks. Narcy-Narc here won’t be able to resist. She says she’s noticed that when she interacts with her audience are days she feels worse. Because she can’t skip over the bad comments. She refuses to close comments, though, because as I noted earlier, closing them would kill her views. She tries to paint it altruistically as allowing freedom of speech and shit.
12) are there any other Lego sets that you have had your eye on? (Smiley face emoji)
A) Yes. But she’s sticking to her dream lego, which is the Titanic one. It’s a little over $600 on the Lego website but it’s sold out. On Walmart or the good old Amazon IT’S NOT A FUCKING MOLMENT YOU ILLITERATE FUNGUS it’s almost $1K, which she can’t justify spending. Says she can justify a little over $600 because it’ll take her forever and help with her mental head space, except you know that shit has a billion repeating steps, and she was already whining in her last video that she LOATHES repeating steps and is hating doing that with her little globe. Anyway, goes on that the Titanic is over 9000 pieces (I’m sure she’d have only about 197 left over at the end). The biggest one she’s done was over 4000 pieces.
13) would you ever do a meet and greet?
A) These people are fucking retarded, unless she wrote this herself. She’s a small-time YouTuber who smells rotten and is as interesting as a puddle of snot. Her answer is that she wanted to do it in the past, but since COVID she says NOOOOOO. She’s ‘weird’ about large groups of people and it makes her sick. She then describes herself as an awkward turtle, but if you see her in public come up to her.
14) Can we get more going out vlogs? Like eating at restaurants or shopping videos
A) Yes, she’d love that. She incorrectly recalls going shopping every day before she hurt her ankle. Blames her stumble for her being an inactive blob. Says her ankle’s pretty much healed, but then the whole breathing thing started happening, so she hasn’t been out doing things. She hopes soon she can go outside and not be 2019 bed bound again.
15) do you play skyrim
A) No, you shitmonger, why would she play that? It’s not MarioKart! Duh. But she says she used to play it when she used to live in VA and she was obsessed with it then.
16) Will you ever address the Gracie rumors?
A) There’s no rumor, dummy. She let the cat out so she could get her own due to limitations on the number of pets being allowed on premises. But that isn’t the story AL weaves. She prattles on about how cats ‘9 times out of 10’ hate moving (except every cat I’ve had hasn’t been too bothered, and apparently her cats haven’t been overly bothered and haven’t managed to run away, and cats in just about every military family I know that have been moved all over the place haven’t been very bothered - as long as you don’t throw away all their shit and they have something with their scent on it, after a few days of hiding they’ll come and explore and start establishing their new territories.) and when they run away it’s because they just moved into a new place. AL says Gracie tried to run away multiple times when they moved there, and the cat wasn’t happy because their roommate had a pitbull puppy who annoyed Gracie. Says there was a point a couple of days before she ‘officially’ ran away where she went outside and AL had to chase her down. Lies, of course, because there was no way she was capable of chasing down a cat that was running from a hyperactive pitbull pup. Says it happened every time the door opened. Which is bullshit. So then she states that one morning that the cat hadn’t meowed at the door, and they went searching through the apartment and the cat wasn’t anywhere to be found, because the stripper roommate who smoked, drank, got high and hung out with other people had come home and Gracie got out. Except that doesn’t mesh at all with the story told years ago. So here we have ANOTHER new narrative that deflects blame off AL’s giant shelf ass. Or, more appropriately another LIE. She then grouses that there’s another rumor that she ‘needs to dispose of’ and that’s that AL had a ‘Wasabi-fund’ and yes, she did. She says she had $10 for a cat. She says she’s accused of getting rid of Gracie because she had the Wasabi-fund and she had enough money for a cat, and says she absolutely did not. I won’t say LIE that she didn’t have enough money in her Wasabi-fund for a cat, but we all know the place they lived in had pet limitations. But anyway, she continues to blather that they searched for Gracie, but it was Destiny who suggested they get AL a cat. Because that’s what you do when your beloved feline friend has been tossed out into the woods to fend for herself and probably be eaten by a coyote. AL has to look like the good guy, so she weaves a fallacy about how she asked Destiny if that was okay and looked out for her feelings first, but Destiny was fine and dandy with everything. Then they went to search the animal shelters and somehow there were no adoptable cats (which she thought was really weird - and it is, considering that there are ALWAYS CATS because they breed almost as prolifically as rabbits). Then they went to Pet Land and bought Wasabi (named Bogart at the store) from the breeding-mill factory. AL sold her 3DS and iPod for the cat. Says she did that because she felt that Wasabi would help both her and Destiny. Says the ‘rumor’ that she let Gracie out on purpose is ‘absolutely disgusting’ (because it’s the truth, but it paints her as the massive cunt she is).
17) Team Edward or team Jacob?
A) Team Jacob, because she thinks he loves better and she likes him better despite him being a pedophilic freak. I dunno, I couldn’t make it past the first chapter of the book because of unlikeable characters and shit writing, and the movies didn’t interest me, so just deriving what I can from her statements.
18.) What is the hardest part about losing weight
A) Doing it. Ah, she says it’s her binge eating/food addiction/comfort eating/etc. You don’t have BED, you twit. It’s just comfort eating. She says she learned something at the lymphedema specialist and that there’s ‘reasons’ she isn’t losing weight. Stop lying, you skin-bag of blubber. There’s plenty of weight you can lose that’s not your lymph laaaaayyyyygs. Like those massive flabby arms. And your rotund face. And the gunt. The 3rd and 4th breast that dangle. The back boobs. And massive shelf-ass. That’s all fat you could shed.
19) Favorite author?
A) Amberlynn Reid, producer of the best poetry ever and tales of lesbian cruises with ERs with wards for every different affliction in existence. Nah, she proclaims that V.C. Andrews is her favorite author, because the way that ‘they’ write is very compelling and not too hard to understand. AL, Mrs. Andrews was a woman. You can say ‘she.’ I’m certain that Cleo wouldn’t be offended from the grand beyond. She just loves her a V.C. Andrews SHE IS NOT A FUCKING MOLMENT YOU EMPTY-HEADED BABOON. Then AL struggles to tell us that she has multiple novels that are stand-alone. She doesn’t understand that it’s a stand-alone novel, and attempts to tell us about ‘by themselves novels’ rather than a book affiliated with a series. This IS AL we’re talking about, though, so a minimal functional vocabulary is expected. I will state that I miss Necky right now, because she’d blast in from the side ‘It’s called stand-alone’ and make AL look retarded even to those viewers who are so intellectually brain-dead that they think AL has enough brain power to clack two rocks together to make sound (I originally thought ‘to make a spark’ but then realized that’s so far above and beyond her that I’d best modify that statement something just outside of her capacities).
20) Do you still have a lot of journals haha
A) No. She used to have 300+, but she has 12 now. She says she actually uses them now.
21) are you thinking of buying your pets any costumes for halloween this year?
A) AL says she doesn’t know. She won’t dress up her cats because they don’t like it. Twinkie loves her clothes, apparently. She says the mutt already has costumes, but she’s lost weight so AL’s not sure that those costumes will fit anymore. I am personally happy to hear that the dog’s lost weight, because the porkiness of her before was just fucking cruel.
22) What’s your favorite tv show rn??
A) She forgot she’s also watching ‘The Mole’ or whatever. I dunno, I don’t watch this shit. It’s a ‘reality’, ‘challenge,’ ‘deceiving’ NONE OF THIS IS A FUCKING MOLMENT YOU AGGRAVATING AIRHEAD, get on Netflix or whatever. But her current favorite TV show is Jersey Show Family Vacation, probably because everything about it is vapid as fuck, just like her.
23) do you like having a birthday near christmas? mine is a week before & i love it
A) I will commend this person on managing to keep capitalization completely out of their question, unlike Judy Valentin who waffles back and forth (sometimes in the same statement) with it constantly. AL says it’s shocking that this person loves it, and she absolutely loathes it. She feels that she’s gypped, because everyone’s all burned out about Christmas and barely gathering their energy for New Years. It’s a lull period where people forget that she exists and forgets that she has a birthday. AKA: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE. Grow the fuck up, you toddler. Then she has to tell us a story about how last year she forgot about F/JFoNY;MGF,W’s birthday and didn’t say it until she realized that F/JFoNY;MGF,W was mad at her for forgetting. Maybe if you’d put things in a planner/on a calendar/in a journal you’d remember them, dummy.
24) Are you going to marry your GF
A) LOL No. Her answer: That’s her goal. Put a ring on it. Then there’s a side conversation with F/JFoNY;MGF,W about how there’s so many questions and shit. Tell me about it. If you were truthful about there being 55, we have 31 of these shittin’ things left. I am drunk and not ecstatic. Many of these words are requiring multiple attempts to type them already. She counts them and says she has 30 left. But… that makes 54 questions. So I am confused on top of being drunk. I actually had to scroll through and ensure that I counted correctly, and I have, so… fuck it. We’ll see what happens. Bottoms up, y’all. Oh wait, she says she’s done 25. Except she hasn’t. Because I put a fucking number and exactly transcribe her shitty questions each time a white card comes up. Confirmed - counting past 10 is beyond AL’s capacity. As is a functional adult vocabulary. And empathy. Pardon me, she just griped ‘oh, this is longie’ and my brain is aching.
25) What kind of apps/ software do you use for video editing?
A) She just uses iMovie.
26) why do you rely on someone to do most things for you instead of doing it yourself
A) Because she’s morbidly obese with the intellectual functionality of a toddler and can’t function alone. Her answer: Dunno what that means. That’s a different language. She says the only thing she relies on other people for is driving, because of her MUH MENTALZ and she has terrible anxiety. Fortunately F/JFoNY;MGF,W loves driving. Like she’s gonna drive away from Lexington one day, leaving you either in your grave or in a lurch, dumbass. AL says she finally brought up her fear of driving to her psychologist, and her psychologist said that’s something they need to work on, because goodness knows putting a blubber cannonball onto the road with a steering wheel grinding into her gunt and ankle balls depressing both the brake and gas pedals simultaneously is a grand idea (I won’t even entertain the idea of ankle balls rubbing on a clutch, because she wouldn’t be capable of operating a stick shift). She circles back to state that she does everything for herself, despite Necky informing us that she had to wipe AL’s ass, and DoorDash has to deliver her food, and F/JFoNY;MGF,W has to work to help with the bills and has to walk Twinkie and has to clean the litter boxes because we know AL ain’t doin’ that shit… need we go on?
27) how could you walk home with a dangling ankle?
A) It’s easy when you make up the whole fucking story. Her answer: She laughs and holds her head, and F/JFoNY;MGF,W just laughs her ass off at her. AL says that when she first fell and she looked at her ankle, her foot was floppy. Once she realized what happened she was able to stand up and walk home. AKA: It was yet another lie woven for maximum pity points, and she didn’t think she’d get called out on it. She keeps blathering like she knows what she’s talking about, speaking about how adrenaline will get you moving, and if you know, you know type situFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU.
28.) What is one time that you were trolling that your audience does not know that you were trolling?
A) She professes that this is a good question, and she doesn’t know. She says that 9 times out of 10 we know that she’s trolling. She says we think she’s trolling when she’s not. This diverts into her whining about us accusing her of constantly trolling, and that’s why nobody takes her health concerns seriously. She says that TrollLynn is just a character (of course, because CuntLynn is her true persona, shitlords) that’s just for funsies and whatever, no one cares. She says that she’s genuine most’ve the time, but TrollLynn will always be a thing regardless that she doesn’t come out often. Except she does. AL keeps whining about how she’s accused of being a troll constantly.
29) When u going to realize ER is NOT your general practitioner?
A) I had to pause to finish laughing and replenish the rum supply in my glass. She says she never thought it was and still doesn’t think it is. She says she’s been directed to go there for the times she’s gone recently.
30) Why don’t you utilize a primary care dr to track your health instead of being mad at a triage team?
A) ‘Wat? Excuse me?’ Please feel free to insert the image of ‘WAT’ lady into your brain. She then tells us that at the end of last year she had a mook bong dedicated to the fact that she got a doctor (confirms she didn’t have insurance until recently, and certainly not for her cancer arc, otherwise she would’ve had an assigned PCM). She apparently has the same doctor now. Says it took her a while to get a doctor because she wasn’t taking her health as seriously as she could (no shit, and that hasn’t changed). Then she grumbles that she’s not mad at the triage team and she’s not mad at the ER. She says what we’ve said on KiwiFarms (Hi, AL!) that the ER is not there to diagnose anyone with anything. She goes ‘sometimes they don’t know.’ And then blathers about how if they don’t know, it’s okay to say that and that assuming is the worst thing. Da fuk. Then she goes on griping at her audience to not invalidate what she’s going through.
31) You were not misdiagnosed.
A) AL states that she knows it’s not a question, but a frustrating statement from someone who ‘has no idea what they’re talking about.’ She says in the past month, she’s been misdiagnosed twice. Because she hears ‘this could potentially be _____ but you need to follow up with your PCM to be certain’ she hears ‘YOU HAVE CANCER.’ She is still trying to state that the ER diagnosed her with a pulled muscle diagnosis. Except as she acknowledged in the last question, they’re not there to diagnose. Then she states that the doctor diagnosed her with a partial collapsed lung. Except I guarantee she got a ‘displays symptoms of a partial collapsed lung’ and a statement of ‘in the event that this is the issue, we’re going to treat for it, but we need further imaging to confirm this.’ AL has no fucking clue what she’s talking about as per usual. She angrily snarls that there wasn’t talk of ‘possibilities’ or ‘mights’ but the use of definitive ‘you have ________.’ Once again, I call bullshit. And, likely, with the symptoms she presented, they said ‘well yeah, dipshit, when you have 400 lbs of adipose tissue yanking on your frame, you’ve pulled a muscle. Or twenty. Here’s some pain killers. Go to your PCM.’ But that could be me projecting, just like she is and has been because she hears three words out of thirty and fixates on them as her DiAgNoSiS. And holy fuck, she’s just going on and on and on about how people are calling her out on her shit and she’s not happy about it. Ten to one says I can go fill my rum again and get back before she finishes ranting.
Yup.
Oh, and her story changed a bit from her last videos - she’s now saying that SHE requested her last CT scan (insert “I DID THAT” because yes, she said exactly that) whereas before she said they’re making her get another CT scan and she hates them.
Another bit of hilarity - she says she’s sharing everything because there may be someone else out there going through the exact same thing, so it’s all because she’s AltruismLynn. Ya know, rather than being honest - it brings the clicks and she’s desperate for revenue. She says she wishes she would’ve documented her cancer ‘journey’ more because we wouldn’t believe how many people DMed her and said they went to a gynecologist just because of her, which she LOVES because it stoked her narc ego to the fucking moon.
‘It’s just the rumors. Its gots ta stop.’ And there’s the end of this bottle. M’thinks that, in the interest of saving my delicious sake, I will be delving into a nice Pino Grigio next.
32) do you like Taylor swift??
A) She feels she’s overrated. Says her lyrics are ‘meh’ and her voice is ‘meh’ but she’s beautiful. Likes her song ‘False God.’
33) Thoughts on Taco Bell nacho fries??
A) It’s food. Of course it’s a yes from AL. Says the fries with the nacho sauce that you dip them into is good, but she loves the supreme nachos with the fries because she’s a glutton. She recommends going steak instead of beef and getting jalapeños. SHO GUD. Then she demolishes my eardrums with terrible singing as she flips through her questions.
34) Have you thought about doing something different to your hair? I know you wanted to b4!
A) Like wash it? No. Her answer: She has been saying she wants to do something different for years. She wants a whole new IT’S NOT A FUCKING MOLMENT YOU DIPSHIT!!!! GAH!!! Anyway, she says she wants it, but there’s something stopping her. She thinks it’s a fear. We know it’s laziness.
35) Favorite song at the moment?
A) Either ‘Under the Influence’ by Chris Brown or “TV’ by Billie Eilish.
36) Favorite podcast?
A) H3 podcast is what I think she said before she goes on about how they do multiple podcasts per week and have lots of people on them. I have no fucking clue, as I don’t listen to podcasts nor do I care about them.
37) How far behind are the vlogs x
A) They’re not behind at all. AL says she’s been caught up since the ankle thing happened. Says she prefers ahead of the ballgame. Says coming the new year, the January IT’S NOT A FUCKING MOLMENT YOU BLUSTERING FUCKWAD we’ll go back to a prerecorded YOU’RE OVERUSING MOLMENT DIPSHIT. Typing is legit getting hard now thanks to this shitty Q&A session. And fuck, she’s threatening us with Vlogmas. Has to get those sheckles somehow.
38.) (no placard here) What’s your current favorite thing to order online currently food-wise? (No screenshot, AL? Did Jade or yourself just come up with this one?)
A) ‘Like from the UberEats IT’S GOT A GOD DAMNED MOLMENT ARGH!!! She holds her head as if she’s feeling the pain I have thrumming in my temples. Goes on with ‘are we talking about on track, off track?’ You have no track, AL. Shaddup. Says ‘let’s just make it funsies and we’re gonna make it off-track.’ She loves a large root beer from Sonic, a medium cherry slushy from Sonic (and that’s one order on its way) and Pizza Hut melts as her food. She loves the pepperoni lover (she removes a little bit of it, apparently). Remember, this is the gorl who doesn’t like pizza. She loves dipping these damned things in ranch dressing because it’s not caloric-ladened enough.
39) Will you ever do cameo again?
A) She doesn’t know. She says she’s still on it, but she’s got it turned off because she feels she’s doing people a disservice because MUH MENTALZ. It’s effort, so fuck it. She tries to make it out that she feels guilty producing her mediocre shit for people who pay directly for it, vice putting her mediocre shit on YouTube because we watch it for free. Says she’ll be on cameo again once she’s in a better headspace.
40) will you ever bring back livestream era? i want to be a streamqueen (smiley face emoji)
A) She says that honestly, she wants to be a streamqueen again, too, but livestream era will never be a thing again. She says she flirts with the idea, but you know she’ll never dive back in because she can’t control the narrative live.
41) Have you ever given a girl flowers?
A) She says she has. But only one. And it was Becky, who she doesn’t even name. She says ‘my most recent ex.’ F/JFoNY;MGF,W says ‘That’s funny’ from off camera. AL says ‘You said you don’t do flowers!’ to which F/JFoNY;MGF,W responds ‘I don’t care.’ AKA: AL needs prompting to give anything unless it’s out of ‘stay with me!’ desperation, and can’t think of others, so she doesn’t bother gifting when it’s not required to keep her meat hooks in a caretaker. AL snarks out ‘you want me to get you some flowers?’ and F/JFoNY;MGF,W says ‘get me some flowers!’ And wouldn’t’cha know it, AL looks stunned at that. Because the thought of doing something for others when there’s not motive for oneself to do so is so far beyond her it’s pathetic.
AL blathers about how she got Becky (still not naming her) flowers for their 1-month anniversary until she realized that she wasn’t a flower-type-IT’S NOT A FUCKING MOLMENT THUNDERCUNT-type-situatiFUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU. F/JFoNY;MGF,W has to have given her a disgusted look from off camera concerning her overuse of her stupid crutch words that give us all the impression that she is, indeed, a vapid retard, because AL bursts into giggles after looking over at her and then says ‘tell me how you really feel.’ M’thinks we’re all tired of your dumb shit, AL.
Oh, there’s some snark from F/JFoNY;MGF,W. She gripes from off-camera that it’s been a year and she hasn’t even gotten a blade of grass, whereas Becky got flowers after one month. Lets ya know where you stand, F/JFoNY;MGF,W. Absorb that. I will say that AL goes from giggling to a surprised gasp at the bitterness F/JFoNY;MGF,W exudes when she says that ‘I haven’t even gotten a blade of grass’ statement. And instead of the almost-smooth flow we’ve had, there’s a sharp cut and it goes right to a white placard. I am sniggering in my wine.
42) Do you still find the same enjoyment creating YouTube content like you did at the start
A) She’s already spoken about this, but whatever. She even acknowledges that she already spoke about how she doesn’t like it as much because of the negativity. She finds it hard to be herself now, whereas in the past it was easier because there weren’t as many eyes and rumors and aggressive people. Fucking hell, gearing up for more whining about haydurs. Refill time.
43) do you have a costume for halloween?
A) She does. She has two. Says there’s nothing special or crazy, and she’s not even sure they’ll fit, but if they do she’ll wear them for us.
44) You have $10 to spend at a gas station for road trip snack. What you getting?
A) She’s getting beef jerky. She adds in that she might also get a caffeine free Diet Coke (you’re a fucking heathen, AL) or a water.
45) What instrument would you like to be able to play?
A) ‘The bass.’ It takes her a while to clarify that she means the bass guitar rather than the bass. Because two totally different instruments. Then again, she’s not tall enough nor has long enough arms to play the bass, and I’m giggling like a drunk, immature moron (which I am) at the mental image of her wrestling a bass.
46) how often do you clean the cats litter box?
A) Never. Her answer? Between the two of them, F/JFoNY;MGF,W cleans it daily. Because we know AL ain’t cleanin’ shit. She says it’s deep cleaned once a week. She says that Rarity comes and checks it out every time they clean it like an ordinary cat, but Wasabi doesn’t bother - likely because he’s so disinterested and disengaged and disgruntled with his matted fur that he avoids everyone and everything like the fucking plague.
47) If you could ask one thing to all the reaction channels, what would you ask?
A) F/JFoNY;MGF,W would ask ‘are you being genuine.’ And she has to clarify, because AL can’t comprehend what she’s saying, stating ‘are these your actual thoughts, or are you playing a character.’ And goes on to say ‘like you have your ‘TrollLynn’ and you have your character on, but SOMETIMES you are authentic.’ Heheheheh. Sometimes is right, F/JFoNY;MGF,W. Then AL has to repeat what we just heard because we’re apparently too dumb to have understood the dumbed down question, or she thinks we’re too deaf to have heard the conversation (even my deaf ass, with ear drums practically ruined by decades of working in an industrial environment with oft-times forgotten ear plugs, could hear it though). AL says ’sometimes they’re so dumb’ and ‘are you that nitpicky because you have to be? Are you that extra because you have to be?’ So she takes F/JFoNY;MGF,W’s perfectly reasonable question and makes it cunty as fuck, because it’s AL. Her question, BTW, is ‘if you found a job you really wanted (and I am laughing, because she automatically assumes these people aren’t employed - sure, may aren’t, but still) and that job went to your YouTube channels and watched your videos, do you think you’d get the job?’ Because apparently, every reaction channel is run by an unemployed schmuck. She has to have yet another question, asking ‘When you think about your YouTube channel, does it make you happy? Are you proud of the work that you put in and the energy you received from what you made?’ Guarantee they’d say ‘yup. Are you proud of being on a decade long weightloss journey and ending up at a net gain?’
48.) winter is coming up, is there anything you’re looking forward to?
A) I am grinding my teeth with this grammar. Mine has disintegrated into bullshit with liquor, but still, that was painful to type. Anyway, she says she was going to say ‘Vlogmas’ but winter isn’t until the 21st of December and that’s when Vlogmas is coming to an end. She says that honestly the only thing she’s looking forward to is resetting with the new year. She hates the snow, ice, cold, etc. Says ‘I used to love me a winter THIS IS NOT THE PROPER USE OF MOLMENT YOU DUMB AMOEBA but I think I hate it now.’
49) How much weight have you lost?
A) None. She started out in the 300s and has yet to dip below that. She says in total she’s lost ‘between 80 and 90 pounds’. But… last video, wasn’t she saying she’s lost over 100 pounds? Keep your fucking stories straight, dipshit.
50) When do you have your CT with contrast?
A) Next week. She’s extremely nervous, of course. They’re doing the scan of her chest. Says she hates the ‘stuff you have to drink, ghhhhh.’ Guess it doesn’t taste good. Goes back to begging for prayers and positivity. Fuck off, AL.
51) Do u like s*x toys?
A) Yes. She loves vibrators. I refuse to vomit because it’d be all alcohol at this point, and that’d be abuse.
52) Do you blame Nikocado for people not believing you had cancer?
A) She does. Then says ‘to an extent’ because once his trolling started, she was getting a lot more messages from people expressing disbelief. She gripes that they used to be online friends, but then he shit all over her asspats.
53) how do you feel about the recent hate that you’re getting? it makes me sad to see it (sad face emoji)
A) AL says she also is made sad to see it, so that’s why she’s not going to look at the comments or her IG DMs anymore. She goes from sad to cunt in 0.29 nanoseconds, stating that the only thing she’s done that’s controversial is that she’s being bitchy towards reaction channels and bitchy towards haydurs. Says that if we came to her in person and treated her like the reaction channels and haydurs do, she wouldn’t ‘kiss your feet’ or be nice to you. We know she’d clam up and shuffle away and go cry about it like a beanbag in a hurry lolz Says she’d react the same way, but we know she wouldn’t if confronted face to face. She says she doesn’t know where the hate comes from, not realizing that it’s because she’s a raging cuntasaurus.
For fuck’s sake, shut up already.
She’s still waaaaaaaahing about how she’s not a horrible, vindictive monster and she’s not a bad person and she doesn’t know where the hate comes from and waaaaaaaaah. AL, you’re a nasty piece of work, and shit attracts shit. That’s all there is. If you are a reprehensible turdburgler, that’s what you’re going to be surrounded with. The end.
54) Would U get back with destiny? Xx
A) She says that if they were both single at the exact same time, living in the same state and same city, the answer would still be no. She doesn’t like her as a person anymore. They don’t want the same things in life. AKA: Destiny wouldn’t be her caretaker and would have a job outside of the house, so fuck that noise lolz. Says she’d happily be her friend, would be her friend, etc. (confirming that they’re not friends - also confirms that they don’t really talk).
Finally caps her highlighter. Her initial count was off. 54, not 55.
0:20 Fucking hell. She screen-shotted (AuthorLynn, you never fail to hurt my brain) questions she got asked on IG, and there’s 55 of them. After taking her screenshots, she wrote everything in a notebook and states that she has 2.5 pages of bullshit questions she received/wrote herself. So deviating from my normal recap style - we’re just going to bullet the questions and her answers/lets be honest, lies she tells in response to them.
1) how are you feeling
A) Okay. The pain is gone. The out-of-breath that is abnormal that she’s used to, it’s gotten better. The cough she’s mysteriously never gotten on video but says is present in her life is better. Says she’s ‘not going to hold (her) breath on this one’ and I roll my eyes at her lame attempt at a joke. But she clarifies that the pain has gone before and then ‘came’ back full force (GrammarLynn failing full-force on the very first question, so this’ll be quality. Drinking already underway, and we just started. My liver hates you, AL.) with additional symptoms. Keeping her fingers crossed that this was in fact just an infection and the antibiotics are helping her.
2) How is your mental health?
A) MUH MENTALZ. Oh, it’s apparently okay. She’s going through anxiety cycles instead of her video cycles. Says she’s more moody, probably because menopause. She blathers about how she’s an advocate for herself and she tries to stay positive and shit, but she has a lot of negative thoughts and tires to push them away, because goodness knows acknowledging and dealing with those nagging thoughts telling her that she’s gonna die because FAT is adulting and something our dainty gorl isn’t capable of.
3) hey! (Smiley face emoji) does your psychologist know about your youtube? ily (sparkle heart emoji)
A) Replies with ‘ily you too’ and… ugh. ‘I love you you too’. Bet this dunderhead also says ATM machine and PIN number. Anyway, she says that yes, she does know about her YouTube channel. She doesn’t know if her psychologist has ever watched it and thinks she likely doesn’t because ‘there’s rules against that’ and ‘it wouldn’t be very professional’ and bullshit, and then says that this current psychologist (psychiatrist, I thought, but AL never corrected the question) is very professional and therapists in the past were ‘too friendship based’. I would like to say you get what you seek out, so if you sought out validation, you got validation. Then she branches off to clear up confusion ‘a lot of people have.’ She says she has a psychiatrist who prescribes her medication and she sees a psychologist for ‘intensive’ therapy, because ‘support’ therapy from a therapist is shit. Her psychologist is attached to an eating disorder clinic.
4) What shows are you currently watching?
A) NO ONE CARES. Then again, that sound-clip can be applied to all this shit. Says F/JGoNY;MGF,W and her just finished watching ‘The Watcher’ on Netflix, then tells us what this show is about, and I could give two shits. All I care about is the fact that her saying ‘are you shooketh?’ makes me want to slap her flabby face because fuck you, AL, you’re in your 30s, not a tween. And the tween goblin I know doesn’t even say such retarded shit on the regular because ‘that’s dumb.’ Also watching ’90 day Fiancé’ and ‘Jersey Shore Family Vacation’ and ‘Catfish’ and ‘Grey’s Anatomy’.
5) I’m getting married this Saturday! Also what’s your fave Harry styles song??
A) I’m loving that the capitalization is all over the place in her slides. First offers ‘Congratu-freakin’-lations’ and hopes the marriage is awesome. Her favorite Harry Styles song is definitely ‘Kiwi.’ Apparently she likes every song that’s on that album. Or, more appropriately, she says any song that is on that album ‘slaps’.
6) Did you see the lymphedema specialist yet?
A) Yes, she did. Apparently that appointment was ‘today’ and ‘we’ll never believe what happened.’ She’s not going to talk about that in this video - she wants to do a different video about it, because ‘it’s a lot to absorb’ and she thinks everyone will care sooo much. It’s a ply for more views. She learned a lot (lolz what, you got information you didn’t find on WebMD or didn’t comprehend?).
7) Why don’t u post everyday?
A) ‘cause lazy. Actual answer, as much as she’d like to, but A) she has no idea what she’d post. Prattles on about the simplicity of sitting down and doing mook bongs (because I refuse to type it properly if she refuses to pronounce it properly), Q&As or sort, quick vlogs of her day - she doesn’t see us enjoying that if it’s daily. We don’t enjoy it now, AL. And I don’t mean the royal ‘we’, I mean the plural ‘we.’ Because I know for a fact that I speak for more persons than myself. Believes in ‘quality’ over ‘quantity’ and I guffaw as even she acknowledges that the quality of her videos is utter shit. She states that she knows she’s mediocre and will expend zero effort to improve - she just says ‘sis ain’t changing’ and that’s that. So I come back to my assumption. Or SpEcUlAtIoN. ‘cause lazy. Constantly posting won’t do anything because people will find it boring. Like we don’t already.
8.) I have celucitus for the first time. How long before it starts to heal? My leg is so red.
A) At least AL unconsciously pronounces cellulitis correctly despite this jacked attempt at spelling. She says ‘please, please just listen to your doctor.’ Prattles on that antibiotics need to be taken correctly, and most people don’t as they stop early, but she’s so particular about antibiotics unlike everything else in her sad, sad life. She says she’s so particular about them because she gets cellulitis really easily because she’s an unhygienic fat fuck. From her experience, it always gets worse before it gets better. Says that it’ll be florescent red for two days, but it’ll get better. States that she was told by doctors to mark where the cellulitis is with a marker (not a permanent one and not on the affected area itself) so she can track its development. Complete healing apparently takes a little over 2 weeks, but she says it’ll start to diminish after 4 days.
9) What’s your favorite cereal?
A) She loves Cinnamon Toast Crunch (and then learned it’s banned in multiple countries because its ingredients, and then she’s wondering why in the US certain ingredients are permitted but are banned in other countries. Thinks that’s terrifying, of course, and then says ‘no frikkiin’ wonder we’re all sick and fat; speak for yourself, fatty. Some of us, while disabled after decades of hard work with muscloskelatal-demolishing jobs and afflictions, are healthy as fuck and of normal weight.) I guess Necky destroyed Coco Puffs for her. Or ate them all.
10) You really seem like you’re not happy doing YouTube. Do you still have love for it?
A) She will always have love for YouTube, she lies. She says what makes her come off as a bitter cunt beyond the medical scares she’s experiencing is that when she thinks of YouTube she focuses on the hate and harassment and how she’s the MOST HATED YOUTUBER and ‘oh please, DC4L, call the WAAAAAAAAAAmbulance because my narc injuries are inflamed.’ She thinks of the boooleeeen and fat shaming, the haydurs and reaction channels and shit, and how it puts her in a bad headspace. She tries to imagine that there’s something beyond the hate, and then states she sees all the positivity like ‘you’re a good person’ and other such lies/opinions from those who haven’t followed her for a while, but then sees that one negative comment stating ‘you’re fat, you’re a lier’ and that’s what sticks with her, because it’s truthful. She says that the negatives are ‘intrusive thoughts’ so they’re not her fault (of course, because nothing is). Says that her intrusive thoughts make it hard for her to love YouTube like she used to, but it’s hard because when everything around one thing is so negative it makes you not want to do it, but she loves YouTube and all that shit except that’s her job and she has to otherwise she can’t afford to DoorDash her life into oblivion.
11) Are you going to keep reading comments
A) Of course, because if she turns them off her views will plummet - some people give her the clicks just to read the comments. Actual answer: She’s been hearting comments and replying to them and being super active in her IG DMs, and then realized it’s ‘taking a toll’ because so many people ‘think that they’re (her) doctor’ and it’s so difficult going through this health situFUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU, this ‘journey’ and sharing it with us, because educated people find this shit and rip it to shreds. She just bitches endlessly about how people assume she’s lying, diagnose/undiagnose (? What the fuck is that?) her, wwwwwaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh. Whines that it’s hard and anxiety-inducing about this shit. She’s OFFICIALLY DONE reading the comments and DONE going into her IG DMs. For now. Give it 1.27 hours, folks. Narcy-Narc here won’t be able to resist. She says she’s noticed that when she interacts with her audience are days she feels worse. Because she can’t skip over the bad comments. She refuses to close comments, though, because as I noted earlier, closing them would kill her views. She tries to paint it altruistically as allowing freedom of speech and shit.
12) are there any other Lego sets that you have had your eye on? (Smiley face emoji)
A) Yes. But she’s sticking to her dream lego, which is the Titanic one. It’s a little over $600 on the Lego website but it’s sold out. On Walmart or the good old Amazon IT’S NOT A FUCKING MOLMENT YOU ILLITERATE FUNGUS it’s almost $1K, which she can’t justify spending. Says she can justify a little over $600 because it’ll take her forever and help with her mental head space, except you know that shit has a billion repeating steps, and she was already whining in her last video that she LOATHES repeating steps and is hating doing that with her little globe. Anyway, goes on that the Titanic is over 9000 pieces (I’m sure she’d have only about 197 left over at the end). The biggest one she’s done was over 4000 pieces.
13) would you ever do a meet and greet?
A) These people are fucking retarded, unless she wrote this herself. She’s a small-time YouTuber who smells rotten and is as interesting as a puddle of snot. Her answer is that she wanted to do it in the past, but since COVID she says NOOOOOO. She’s ‘weird’ about large groups of people and it makes her sick. She then describes herself as an awkward turtle, but if you see her in public come up to her.
14) Can we get more going out vlogs? Like eating at restaurants or shopping videos
A) Yes, she’d love that. She incorrectly recalls going shopping every day before she hurt her ankle. Blames her stumble for her being an inactive blob. Says her ankle’s pretty much healed, but then the whole breathing thing started happening, so she hasn’t been out doing things. She hopes soon she can go outside and not be 2019 bed bound again.
15) do you play skyrim
A) No, you shitmonger, why would she play that? It’s not MarioKart! Duh. But she says she used to play it when she used to live in VA and she was obsessed with it then.
16) Will you ever address the Gracie rumors?
A) There’s no rumor, dummy. She let the cat out so she could get her own due to limitations on the number of pets being allowed on premises. But that isn’t the story AL weaves. She prattles on about how cats ‘9 times out of 10’ hate moving (except every cat I’ve had hasn’t been too bothered, and apparently her cats haven’t been overly bothered and haven’t managed to run away, and cats in just about every military family I know that have been moved all over the place haven’t been very bothered - as long as you don’t throw away all their shit and they have something with their scent on it, after a few days of hiding they’ll come and explore and start establishing their new territories.) and when they run away it’s because they just moved into a new place. AL says Gracie tried to run away multiple times when they moved there, and the cat wasn’t happy because their roommate had a pitbull puppy who annoyed Gracie. Says there was a point a couple of days before she ‘officially’ ran away where she went outside and AL had to chase her down. Lies, of course, because there was no way she was capable of chasing down a cat that was running from a hyperactive pitbull pup. Says it happened every time the door opened. Which is bullshit. So then she states that one morning that the cat hadn’t meowed at the door, and they went searching through the apartment and the cat wasn’t anywhere to be found, because the stripper roommate who smoked, drank, got high and hung out with other people had come home and Gracie got out. Except that doesn’t mesh at all with the story told years ago. So here we have ANOTHER new narrative that deflects blame off AL’s giant shelf ass. Or, more appropriately another LIE. She then grouses that there’s another rumor that she ‘needs to dispose of’ and that’s that AL had a ‘Wasabi-fund’ and yes, she did. She says she had $10 for a cat. She says she’s accused of getting rid of Gracie because she had the Wasabi-fund and she had enough money for a cat, and says she absolutely did not. I won’t say LIE that she didn’t have enough money in her Wasabi-fund for a cat, but we all know the place they lived in had pet limitations. But anyway, she continues to blather that they searched for Gracie, but it was Destiny who suggested they get AL a cat. Because that’s what you do when your beloved feline friend has been tossed out into the woods to fend for herself and probably be eaten by a coyote. AL has to look like the good guy, so she weaves a fallacy about how she asked Destiny if that was okay and looked out for her feelings first, but Destiny was fine and dandy with everything. Then they went to search the animal shelters and somehow there were no adoptable cats (which she thought was really weird - and it is, considering that there are ALWAYS CATS because they breed almost as prolifically as rabbits). Then they went to Pet Land and bought Wasabi (named Bogart at the store) from the breeding-mill factory. AL sold her 3DS and iPod for the cat. Says she did that because she felt that Wasabi would help both her and Destiny. Says the ‘rumor’ that she let Gracie out on purpose is ‘absolutely disgusting’ (because it’s the truth, but it paints her as the massive cunt she is).
17) Team Edward or team Jacob?
A) Team Jacob, because she thinks he loves better and she likes him better despite him being a pedophilic freak. I dunno, I couldn’t make it past the first chapter of the book because of unlikeable characters and shit writing, and the movies didn’t interest me, so just deriving what I can from her statements.
18.) What is the hardest part about losing weight
A) Doing it. Ah, she says it’s her binge eating/food addiction/comfort eating/etc. You don’t have BED, you twit. It’s just comfort eating. She says she learned something at the lymphedema specialist and that there’s ‘reasons’ she isn’t losing weight. Stop lying, you skin-bag of blubber. There’s plenty of weight you can lose that’s not your lymph laaaaayyyyygs. Like those massive flabby arms. And your rotund face. And the gunt. The 3rd and 4th breast that dangle. The back boobs. And massive shelf-ass. That’s all fat you could shed.
19) Favorite author?
A) Amberlynn Reid, producer of the best poetry ever and tales of lesbian cruises with ERs with wards for every different affliction in existence. Nah, she proclaims that V.C. Andrews is her favorite author, because the way that ‘they’ write is very compelling and not too hard to understand. AL, Mrs. Andrews was a woman. You can say ‘she.’ I’m certain that Cleo wouldn’t be offended from the grand beyond. She just loves her a V.C. Andrews SHE IS NOT A FUCKING MOLMENT YOU EMPTY-HEADED BABOON. Then AL struggles to tell us that she has multiple novels that are stand-alone. She doesn’t understand that it’s a stand-alone novel, and attempts to tell us about ‘by themselves novels’ rather than a book affiliated with a series. This IS AL we’re talking about, though, so a minimal functional vocabulary is expected. I will state that I miss Necky right now, because she’d blast in from the side ‘It’s called stand-alone’ and make AL look retarded even to those viewers who are so intellectually brain-dead that they think AL has enough brain power to clack two rocks together to make sound (I originally thought ‘to make a spark’ but then realized that’s so far above and beyond her that I’d best modify that statement something just outside of her capacities).
20) Do you still have a lot of journals haha
A) No. She used to have 300+, but she has 12 now. She says she actually uses them now.
21) are you thinking of buying your pets any costumes for halloween this year?
A) AL says she doesn’t know. She won’t dress up her cats because they don’t like it. Twinkie loves her clothes, apparently. She says the mutt already has costumes, but she’s lost weight so AL’s not sure that those costumes will fit anymore. I am personally happy to hear that the dog’s lost weight, because the porkiness of her before was just fucking cruel.
22) What’s your favorite tv show rn??
A) She forgot she’s also watching ‘The Mole’ or whatever. I dunno, I don’t watch this shit. It’s a ‘reality’, ‘challenge,’ ‘deceiving’ NONE OF THIS IS A FUCKING MOLMENT YOU AGGRAVATING AIRHEAD, get on Netflix or whatever. But her current favorite TV show is Jersey Show Family Vacation, probably because everything about it is vapid as fuck, just like her.
23) do you like having a birthday near christmas? mine is a week before & i love it
A) I will commend this person on managing to keep capitalization completely out of their question, unlike Judy Valentin who waffles back and forth (sometimes in the same statement) with it constantly. AL says it’s shocking that this person loves it, and she absolutely loathes it. She feels that she’s gypped, because everyone’s all burned out about Christmas and barely gathering their energy for New Years. It’s a lull period where people forget that she exists and forgets that she has a birthday. AKA: WAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE. Grow the fuck up, you toddler. Then she has to tell us a story about how last year she forgot about F/JFoNY;MGF,W’s birthday and didn’t say it until she realized that F/JFoNY;MGF,W was mad at her for forgetting. Maybe if you’d put things in a planner/on a calendar/in a journal you’d remember them, dummy.
24) Are you going to marry your GF
A) LOL No. Her answer: That’s her goal. Put a ring on it. Then there’s a side conversation with F/JFoNY;MGF,W about how there’s so many questions and shit. Tell me about it. If you were truthful about there being 55, we have 31 of these shittin’ things left. I am drunk and not ecstatic. Many of these words are requiring multiple attempts to type them already. She counts them and says she has 30 left. But… that makes 54 questions. So I am confused on top of being drunk. I actually had to scroll through and ensure that I counted correctly, and I have, so… fuck it. We’ll see what happens. Bottoms up, y’all. Oh wait, she says she’s done 25. Except she hasn’t. Because I put a fucking number and exactly transcribe her shitty questions each time a white card comes up. Confirmed - counting past 10 is beyond AL’s capacity. As is a functional adult vocabulary. And empathy. Pardon me, she just griped ‘oh, this is longie’ and my brain is aching.
25) What kind of apps/ software do you use for video editing?
A) She just uses iMovie.
26) why do you rely on someone to do most things for you instead of doing it yourself
A) Because she’s morbidly obese with the intellectual functionality of a toddler and can’t function alone. Her answer: Dunno what that means. That’s a different language. She says the only thing she relies on other people for is driving, because of her MUH MENTALZ and she has terrible anxiety. Fortunately F/JFoNY;MGF,W loves driving. Like she’s gonna drive away from Lexington one day, leaving you either in your grave or in a lurch, dumbass. AL says she finally brought up her fear of driving to her psychologist, and her psychologist said that’s something they need to work on, because goodness knows putting a blubber cannonball onto the road with a steering wheel grinding into her gunt and ankle balls depressing both the brake and gas pedals simultaneously is a grand idea (I won’t even entertain the idea of ankle balls rubbing on a clutch, because she wouldn’t be capable of operating a stick shift). She circles back to state that she does everything for herself, despite Necky informing us that she had to wipe AL’s ass, and DoorDash has to deliver her food, and F/JFoNY;MGF,W has to work to help with the bills and has to walk Twinkie and has to clean the litter boxes because we know AL ain’t doin’ that shit… need we go on?
27) how could you walk home with a dangling ankle?
A) It’s easy when you make up the whole fucking story. Her answer: She laughs and holds her head, and F/JFoNY;MGF,W just laughs her ass off at her. AL says that when she first fell and she looked at her ankle, her foot was floppy. Once she realized what happened she was able to stand up and walk home. AKA: It was yet another lie woven for maximum pity points, and she didn’t think she’d get called out on it. She keeps blathering like she knows what she’s talking about, speaking about how adrenaline will get you moving, and if you know, you know type situFUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOU.
28.) What is one time that you were trolling that your audience does not know that you were trolling?
A) She professes that this is a good question, and she doesn’t know. She says that 9 times out of 10 we know that she’s trolling. She says we think she’s trolling when she’s not. This diverts into her whining about us accusing her of constantly trolling, and that’s why nobody takes her health concerns seriously. She says that TrollLynn is just a character (of course, because CuntLynn is her true persona, shitlords) that’s just for funsies and whatever, no one cares. She says that she’s genuine most’ve the time, but TrollLynn will always be a thing regardless that she doesn’t come out often. Except she does. AL keeps whining about how she’s accused of being a troll constantly.
29) When u going to realize ER is NOT your general practitioner?
A) I had to pause to finish laughing and replenish the rum supply in my glass. She says she never thought it was and still doesn’t think it is. She says she’s been directed to go there for the times she’s gone recently.
30) Why don’t you utilize a primary care dr to track your health instead of being mad at a triage team?
A) ‘Wat? Excuse me?’ Please feel free to insert the image of ‘WAT’ lady into your brain. She then tells us that at the end of last year she had a mook bong dedicated to the fact that she got a doctor (confirms she didn’t have insurance until recently, and certainly not for her cancer arc, otherwise she would’ve had an assigned PCM). She apparently has the same doctor now. Says it took her a while to get a doctor because she wasn’t taking her health as seriously as she could (no shit, and that hasn’t changed). Then she grumbles that she’s not mad at the triage team and she’s not mad at the ER. She says what we’ve said on KiwiFarms (Hi, AL!) that the ER is not there to diagnose anyone with anything. She goes ‘sometimes they don’t know.’ And then blathers about how if they don’t know, it’s okay to say that and that assuming is the worst thing. Da fuk. Then she goes on griping at her audience to not invalidate what she’s going through.
31) You were not misdiagnosed.
A) AL states that she knows it’s not a question, but a frustrating statement from someone who ‘has no idea what they’re talking about.’ She says in the past month, she’s been misdiagnosed twice. Because she hears ‘this could potentially be _____ but you need to follow up with your PCM to be certain’ she hears ‘YOU HAVE CANCER.’ She is still trying to state that the ER diagnosed her with a pulled muscle diagnosis. Except as she acknowledged in the last question, they’re not there to diagnose. Then she states that the doctor diagnosed her with a partial collapsed lung. Except I guarantee she got a ‘displays symptoms of a partial collapsed lung’ and a statement of ‘in the event that this is the issue, we’re going to treat for it, but we need further imaging to confirm this.’ AL has no fucking clue what she’s talking about as per usual. She angrily snarls that there wasn’t talk of ‘possibilities’ or ‘mights’ but the use of definitive ‘you have ________.’ Once again, I call bullshit. And, likely, with the symptoms she presented, they said ‘well yeah, dipshit, when you have 400 lbs of adipose tissue yanking on your frame, you’ve pulled a muscle. Or twenty. Here’s some pain killers. Go to your PCM.’ But that could be me projecting, just like she is and has been because she hears three words out of thirty and fixates on them as her DiAgNoSiS. And holy fuck, she’s just going on and on and on about how people are calling her out on her shit and she’s not happy about it. Ten to one says I can go fill my rum again and get back before she finishes ranting.
Yup.
Oh, and her story changed a bit from her last videos - she’s now saying that SHE requested her last CT scan (insert “I DID THAT” because yes, she said exactly that) whereas before she said they’re making her get another CT scan and she hates them.
Another bit of hilarity - she says she’s sharing everything because there may be someone else out there going through the exact same thing, so it’s all because she’s AltruismLynn. Ya know, rather than being honest - it brings the clicks and she’s desperate for revenue. She says she wishes she would’ve documented her cancer ‘journey’ more because we wouldn’t believe how many people DMed her and said they went to a gynecologist just because of her, which she LOVES because it stoked her narc ego to the fucking moon.
‘It’s just the rumors. Its gots ta stop.’ And there’s the end of this bottle. M’thinks that, in the interest of saving my delicious sake, I will be delving into a nice Pino Grigio next.
32) do you like Taylor swift??
A) She feels she’s overrated. Says her lyrics are ‘meh’ and her voice is ‘meh’ but she’s beautiful. Likes her song ‘False God.’
33) Thoughts on Taco Bell nacho fries??
A) It’s food. Of course it’s a yes from AL. Says the fries with the nacho sauce that you dip them into is good, but she loves the supreme nachos with the fries because she’s a glutton. She recommends going steak instead of beef and getting jalapeños. SHO GUD. Then she demolishes my eardrums with terrible singing as she flips through her questions.
34) Have you thought about doing something different to your hair? I know you wanted to b4!
A) Like wash it? No. Her answer: She has been saying she wants to do something different for years. She wants a whole new IT’S NOT A FUCKING MOLMENT YOU DIPSHIT!!!! GAH!!! Anyway, she says she wants it, but there’s something stopping her. She thinks it’s a fear. We know it’s laziness.
35) Favorite song at the moment?
A) Either ‘Under the Influence’ by Chris Brown or “TV’ by Billie Eilish.
36) Favorite podcast?
A) H3 podcast is what I think she said before she goes on about how they do multiple podcasts per week and have lots of people on them. I have no fucking clue, as I don’t listen to podcasts nor do I care about them.
37) How far behind are the vlogs x
A) They’re not behind at all. AL says she’s been caught up since the ankle thing happened. Says she prefers ahead of the ballgame. Says coming the new year, the January IT’S NOT A FUCKING MOLMENT YOU BLUSTERING FUCKWAD we’ll go back to a prerecorded YOU’RE OVERUSING MOLMENT DIPSHIT. Typing is legit getting hard now thanks to this shitty Q&A session. And fuck, she’s threatening us with Vlogmas. Has to get those sheckles somehow.
38.) (no placard here) What’s your current favorite thing to order online currently food-wise? (No screenshot, AL? Did Jade or yourself just come up with this one?)
A) ‘Like from the UberEats IT’S GOT A GOD DAMNED MOLMENT ARGH!!! She holds her head as if she’s feeling the pain I have thrumming in my temples. Goes on with ‘are we talking about on track, off track?’ You have no track, AL. Shaddup. Says ‘let’s just make it funsies and we’re gonna make it off-track.’ She loves a large root beer from Sonic, a medium cherry slushy from Sonic (and that’s one order on its way) and Pizza Hut melts as her food. She loves the pepperoni lover (she removes a little bit of it, apparently). Remember, this is the gorl who doesn’t like pizza. She loves dipping these damned things in ranch dressing because it’s not caloric-ladened enough.
39) Will you ever do cameo again?
A) She doesn’t know. She says she’s still on it, but she’s got it turned off because she feels she’s doing people a disservice because MUH MENTALZ. It’s effort, so fuck it. She tries to make it out that she feels guilty producing her mediocre shit for people who pay directly for it, vice putting her mediocre shit on YouTube because we watch it for free. Says she’ll be on cameo again once she’s in a better headspace.
40) will you ever bring back livestream era? i want to be a streamqueen (smiley face emoji)
A) She says that honestly, she wants to be a streamqueen again, too, but livestream era will never be a thing again. She says she flirts with the idea, but you know she’ll never dive back in because she can’t control the narrative live.
41) Have you ever given a girl flowers?
A) She says she has. But only one. And it was Becky, who she doesn’t even name. She says ‘my most recent ex.’ F/JFoNY;MGF,W says ‘That’s funny’ from off camera. AL says ‘You said you don’t do flowers!’ to which F/JFoNY;MGF,W responds ‘I don’t care.’ AKA: AL needs prompting to give anything unless it’s out of ‘stay with me!’ desperation, and can’t think of others, so she doesn’t bother gifting when it’s not required to keep her meat hooks in a caretaker. AL snarks out ‘you want me to get you some flowers?’ and F/JFoNY;MGF,W says ‘get me some flowers!’ And wouldn’t’cha know it, AL looks stunned at that. Because the thought of doing something for others when there’s not motive for oneself to do so is so far beyond her it’s pathetic.
AL blathers about how she got Becky (still not naming her) flowers for their 1-month anniversary until she realized that she wasn’t a flower-type-IT’S NOT A FUCKING MOLMENT THUNDERCUNT-type-situatiFUUUUUUUUCK YOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU. F/JFoNY;MGF,W has to have given her a disgusted look from off camera concerning her overuse of her stupid crutch words that give us all the impression that she is, indeed, a vapid retard, because AL bursts into giggles after looking over at her and then says ‘tell me how you really feel.’ M’thinks we’re all tired of your dumb shit, AL.
Oh, there’s some snark from F/JFoNY;MGF,W. She gripes from off-camera that it’s been a year and she hasn’t even gotten a blade of grass, whereas Becky got flowers after one month. Lets ya know where you stand, F/JFoNY;MGF,W. Absorb that. I will say that AL goes from giggling to a surprised gasp at the bitterness F/JFoNY;MGF,W exudes when she says that ‘I haven’t even gotten a blade of grass’ statement. And instead of the almost-smooth flow we’ve had, there’s a sharp cut and it goes right to a white placard. I am sniggering in my wine.
42) Do you still find the same enjoyment creating YouTube content like you did at the start
A) She’s already spoken about this, but whatever. She even acknowledges that she already spoke about how she doesn’t like it as much because of the negativity. She finds it hard to be herself now, whereas in the past it was easier because there weren’t as many eyes and rumors and aggressive people. Fucking hell, gearing up for more whining about haydurs. Refill time.
43) do you have a costume for halloween?
A) She does. She has two. Says there’s nothing special or crazy, and she’s not even sure they’ll fit, but if they do she’ll wear them for us.
44) You have $10 to spend at a gas station for road trip snack. What you getting?
A) She’s getting beef jerky. She adds in that she might also get a caffeine free Diet Coke (you’re a fucking heathen, AL) or a water.
45) What instrument would you like to be able to play?
A) ‘The bass.’ It takes her a while to clarify that she means the bass guitar rather than the bass. Because two totally different instruments. Then again, she’s not tall enough nor has long enough arms to play the bass, and I’m giggling like a drunk, immature moron (which I am) at the mental image of her wrestling a bass.
46) how often do you clean the cats litter box?
A) Never. Her answer? Between the two of them, F/JFoNY;MGF,W cleans it daily. Because we know AL ain’t cleanin’ shit. She says it’s deep cleaned once a week. She says that Rarity comes and checks it out every time they clean it like an ordinary cat, but Wasabi doesn’t bother - likely because he’s so disinterested and disengaged and disgruntled with his matted fur that he avoids everyone and everything like the fucking plague.
47) If you could ask one thing to all the reaction channels, what would you ask?
A) F/JFoNY;MGF,W would ask ‘are you being genuine.’ And she has to clarify, because AL can’t comprehend what she’s saying, stating ‘are these your actual thoughts, or are you playing a character.’ And goes on to say ‘like you have your ‘TrollLynn’ and you have your character on, but SOMETIMES you are authentic.’ Heheheheh. Sometimes is right, F/JFoNY;MGF,W. Then AL has to repeat what we just heard because we’re apparently too dumb to have understood the dumbed down question, or she thinks we’re too deaf to have heard the conversation (even my deaf ass, with ear drums practically ruined by decades of working in an industrial environment with oft-times forgotten ear plugs, could hear it though). AL says ’sometimes they’re so dumb’ and ‘are you that nitpicky because you have to be? Are you that extra because you have to be?’ So she takes F/JFoNY;MGF,W’s perfectly reasonable question and makes it cunty as fuck, because it’s AL. Her question, BTW, is ‘if you found a job you really wanted (and I am laughing, because she automatically assumes these people aren’t employed - sure, may aren’t, but still) and that job went to your YouTube channels and watched your videos, do you think you’d get the job?’ Because apparently, every reaction channel is run by an unemployed schmuck. She has to have yet another question, asking ‘When you think about your YouTube channel, does it make you happy? Are you proud of the work that you put in and the energy you received from what you made?’ Guarantee they’d say ‘yup. Are you proud of being on a decade long weightloss journey and ending up at a net gain?’
48.) winter is coming up, is there anything you’re looking forward to?
A) I am grinding my teeth with this grammar. Mine has disintegrated into bullshit with liquor, but still, that was painful to type. Anyway, she says she was going to say ‘Vlogmas’ but winter isn’t until the 21st of December and that’s when Vlogmas is coming to an end. She says that honestly the only thing she’s looking forward to is resetting with the new year. She hates the snow, ice, cold, etc. Says ‘I used to love me a winter THIS IS NOT THE PROPER USE OF MOLMENT YOU DUMB AMOEBA but I think I hate it now.’
49) How much weight have you lost?
A) None. She started out in the 300s and has yet to dip below that. She says in total she’s lost ‘between 80 and 90 pounds’. But… last video, wasn’t she saying she’s lost over 100 pounds? Keep your fucking stories straight, dipshit.
50) When do you have your CT with contrast?
A) Next week. She’s extremely nervous, of course. They’re doing the scan of her chest. Says she hates the ‘stuff you have to drink, ghhhhh.’ Guess it doesn’t taste good. Goes back to begging for prayers and positivity. Fuck off, AL.
51) Do u like s*x toys?
A) Yes. She loves vibrators. I refuse to vomit because it’d be all alcohol at this point, and that’d be abuse.
52) Do you blame Nikocado for people not believing you had cancer?
A) She does. Then says ‘to an extent’ because once his trolling started, she was getting a lot more messages from people expressing disbelief. She gripes that they used to be online friends, but then he shit all over her asspats.
53) how do you feel about the recent hate that you’re getting? it makes me sad to see it (sad face emoji)
A) AL says she also is made sad to see it, so that’s why she’s not going to look at the comments or her IG DMs anymore. She goes from sad to cunt in 0.29 nanoseconds, stating that the only thing she’s done that’s controversial is that she’s being bitchy towards reaction channels and bitchy towards haydurs. Says that if we came to her in person and treated her like the reaction channels and haydurs do, she wouldn’t ‘kiss your feet’ or be nice to you. We know she’d clam up and shuffle away and go cry about it like a beanbag in a hurry lolz Says she’d react the same way, but we know she wouldn’t if confronted face to face. She says she doesn’t know where the hate comes from, not realizing that it’s because she’s a raging cuntasaurus.
For fuck’s sake, shut up already.
She’s still waaaaaaaahing about how she’s not a horrible, vindictive monster and she’s not a bad person and she doesn’t know where the hate comes from and waaaaaaaaah. AL, you’re a nasty piece of work, and shit attracts shit. That’s all there is. If you are a reprehensible turdburgler, that’s what you’re going to be surrounded with. The end.
54) Would U get back with destiny? Xx
A) She says that if they were both single at the exact same time, living in the same state and same city, the answer would still be no. She doesn’t like her as a person anymore. They don’t want the same things in life. AKA: Destiny wouldn’t be her caretaker and would have a job outside of the house, so fuck that noise lolz. Says she’d happily be her friend, would be her friend, etc. (confirming that they’re not friends - also confirms that they don’t really talk).
Finally caps her highlighter. Her initial count was off. 54, not 55.
TL;DW/R: Fuck this shit. Dumb questions and tons of lies. Save your liver. Save yourself. It’s mostly AL just bitching about haydurs, anyway.
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Home health aides grabbin' tiddies on camera in Kentucky now? How.....progressive.
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Maybe Amber paid extra. "Play this up for the video and I'll buy you that pair of shoes you were looking at. No one will ever know who you are if you don't show your face on camera..."
This latest BS video has only been up for about 16 hours and it's already gotten about half of what most of her videos have been getting lately. She's manipulating and clickbaiting and it is working because people really are as stupid as Amber thinks they are.
Why is she being so desperate? Well, if Socialblade is at all accurate and we take the highest amount it says she makes in a month, that's about $3,700.
Rent where she lives for a 2 bedroom apartment is around $1,400.
A Lego globe is $229.
How much do we reckon it costs to keep someone at her BMI fed?
Torrid.
Pet food.
Lord knows what else.
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Kate...again, lolz.
Amber-IDidThis! is such a silly cow.
ThreadVersionOfScratchCardArt...(points at comix with mai two pointing fingers)..."I made this!" (gah)
...Iz Juz an OC'ed Meme...
With Meta-Type-Situation-Apologies to
Nedroid's Original "I Made This"
Turd Fergusson
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In her video, about the CT with contrast, that she hates the liquid that you have to drink. Actually, this is not how contrast-enhanced CT works. The contrast media will be injected through a vein during the CT sequence. The injection will be likely by hand through a syringe or using an automated injector. This is set up by the clinic. Usually, you get an image prior to contrast, then another during the contrast injection and sometimes after the injection is concluded. Unfortunately, it will not tell Amber if it is cancer or not. This will happen when they take a sample during the upcoming bronchoscopy.
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Medical bills, FatAl gotta have medical bills up her dainty wazoo
My Cat Is Racist
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Sounds like a barium swallow to me. Of course Amber doesn't know the difference.......
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Some comments:
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Two days after the farms went down:
ALR proudly presents a diagnois of lymphedema and a low carb diet or something, I couldn't watch bc disgust, but here was a reaction:
The Fupa Tales Amberlynn Reid was diagnosed AGAIN! (someone call Guinness World Records)
The original:
why I haven't been losing weight | new diagnosis, new diet, new weigh in (25 Oct 2022)
And then on the 27th of October she posted
keto/low carb stir fry recipe, ulta haul, & living with lipedema | vlog;
29 Oct 2022
ALR proudly presents a diagnois of lymphedema and a low carb diet or something, I couldn't watch bc disgust, but here was a reaction:
The Fupa Tales Amberlynn Reid was diagnosed AGAIN! (someone call Guinness World Records)
might add archives later, forum is still acting up a bit
The original:
why I haven't been losing weight | new diagnosis, new diet, new weigh in (25 Oct 2022)
And then on the 27th of October she posted
keto/low carb stir fry recipe, ulta haul, & living with lipedema | vlog;
29 Oct 2022
getting a ct scan, keto flu?, & gf food taste test | vlog
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