Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Will reeeecap later (or others can reeeeecap, whatever), but right now just don't have the booze to do it.

Here be the archives, because fuck giving this dipshit clicks. And potato quality because small file size = marginally faster loading. Besides, why expect quality when she doesn't give us any in the first place?

Bullshit video 1: why I haven't been losing weight | new diagnosis, new diet, new weigh in


Bullshit video 2: keto/low carb stir fry recipe, ulta haul, & living with lipedema - vlog



Bullshit video 3: getting a ct scan, keto flu?, & gf food taste test | vlog




Also, not sure if this is new or not, but...

Bullshit Short: Mint Chocolate Peanut Butter



Not archiving the other bullshit short, because that's Krystal from the VA era, so old as dirt.
 
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Thunk Provoker said:
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Amberlynn Reid - YouTube

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Ideas for Youtube shorts:

* Show layyyyyyyyyyygggs
* Show Feetz
* Show SOLID PROOF you filed a legitimate lolsuit against Bottle
* Show putting on pantzz and have your DRS worker Jade Francis accompanying you to COURT
* Fart on command
 
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This is why she shouldn’t say crap unless she has a definitive diagnosis. She was crying about cancer last week, now it’s nothing, magically cured by antibiotics. Yay.

She did a Halloween live stream that I didn’t watch, but apparently she’s taking Delta 8 gummies while her doctor tweaks her other medication, and this somehow seems like a great fuckin’ idea to her.

Oh, she’s making fun of Nader’s cooking too. Let’s not throw stones when you live in an over-cooked steak, chili slop type of glass house madness okay?
 
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The fuck has she got on her face?
AH, less than twenty minutes in and she's already pretending to have a totally random wave of AnxIETuh. Okay.
Oooo super deep writing to let her audience know why she's a piece of shit? Yes please. Ask her how she's dooooeeeeen!

She still manages to look like a pig shovelling through a trough even when eating a fucking salad. Stop eating on camera, you have no manners or etiquette, I can't imagine anyone enjoying this (outside of the fetishists).

ALR is forcing this wince inducing ''popular mean girl'' act. Y'know minus the popular part. I also can't tell if she's pretending to be drunk/high as a means of attention or if this is her misplaced ''cool girl'' act still.

Looking dirty as fuck, acting like a child, stuffing her wonky little mouth, chewing with her mouth wide open, attempting to start drama for views and visibly gaining weight. What a show of painful desperation.
 
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So, Amber fell a while back with her foot dangling but a couple of weeks later she was all better. So, now after being told that she had a lesion and a collapsed lung, now we found out that there was no lesion but instead she had pneumonia that a week of antibiotics would solve.

Is Amber lying or is the health care system in Lexington rubbish? I think that Amber likes to make things worse than they actually are. The dangling foot for example instead of stating that it was just a run-of-the-mill ankle sprain. For the lung issue, Amber is not clever enough to make up this convoluted diagnosis but instead does not understand what she is been told. The other issue is that at her weight, any imaging is nastily difficult, especially with plain film. You may try to window the images as much as you can but all the fat shadows the tissues you are looking at. You would have a better definition with an MRI, but Amber does not fit in.

Of course now Amber thinks she is Scot-free with no medical issues whatsoever. I think that the keto diet will be sent packing and she will eat anything she wants for the foreseeable future. Lymphedema be damned.
 
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I feel like I need to point out that the diagnosis Amber has claimed to have gotten is Lipedema, not Lymphedema. Her laygs, specifically the ankle ball and obvious foot deformity she has had since at least 2013 is indicative of Lymphedema, but she is stating that this random new doctor diagnosed her with Lipedema, which is not the same thing.
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Either way, she is going to use this "diagnosis" as a further excuse to never lose weight. She had obvious evidence of this health problem back in 2013 when she lost the famous 89 lbs, but now it's the reason she can't lose weight, even after bragging about losing 100 lbs on ozempic.
 
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Turd Fergusson said:
So, Amber fell a while back with her foot dangling but a couple of weeks later she was all better. So, now after being told that she had a lesion and a collapsed lung, now we found out that there was no lesion but instead she had pneumonia that a week of antibiotics would solve.

Is Amber lying or is the health care system in Lexington rubbish? I think that Amber likes to make things worse than they actually are. The dangling foot for example instead of stating that it was just a run-of-the-mill ankle sprain. For the lung issue, Amber is not clever enough to make up this convoluted diagnosis but instead does not understand what she is been told. The other issue is that at her weight, any imaging is nastily difficult, especially with plain film. You may try to window the images as much as you can but all the fat shadows the tissues you are looking at. You would have a better definition with an MRI, but Amber does not fit in.

Of course now Amber thinks she is Scot-free with no medical issues whatsoever. I think that the keto diet will be sent packing and she will eat anything she wants for the foreseeable future. Lymphedema be damned.
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Hmmm...Krystal had a lesion in her throat way back when. FatAl mining her memory for things that can be wrong with her too?
 
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