Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Even more 8008135]

What a fat, irrelevant loser.

 

[Constellationzero]

Fifteen mills a week? Three mills a day? Does she take weekends off from eating? Looking at her grotesque size, I think not. Hell, she was probably getting fifteen mills down that gullet in three days.

And stillin' off Jade Francis's plate to boot.
This bitch eats all Goddamn day, every day.

 

[Mekahineyho]

She left out the part where she pretended to be serious about weightloss for a few weeks to get subscribers back, then when it worked she ghosted for a few weeks and came back with another troll mukbang. She was too busy shoving her massive head into frame while she does a laptop reaction like a boomer.

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

Not a single ounce of substance in that body of hers lol

 

[Guntal Marie]

I personally think her multiple attempts to relate her issues to smoking was her making her usual stabs at MG,W. She did the same to Necky when she felt insecure and would shade/expose details to make her partner seem worse or "as bad" as her to justify her behavior. I suspect Hamber's clothes aren't the only thing busting at the seams.

It's been noted several times in the thread that MG,W likely smokes give the cigarette photo w/ Twinkie and the multiple sightings in her apartment. I think MG,W has one foot out the door and ALR is digging her greasy mitts to try and twist her into staying.

"How could you leave me because of my food issues?! You SMOKE AND I STILL LOVE YOU!"

 

[Clown Baby]

I guess Amber really has never been out of the house with Jade beyond once or twice. Smokers get told they are killing themselves everywhere they go by random strangers. Smoking is banned everywhere, and people get harassed for smoking OUTSIDE, they can be standing alone purposely removed from where other people are on the side of a building, and someone will come up to them to lecture them.

Imagine if every time Amber was about to hurple onto a scooter at wommart someone came up to her and was like "you know being this fat is going to kill you, right? And it's bad for everyone else, too: the environment, second-hand fat (statistically obese people are more likely to influence their friends and family to eat more than the reverse being true), shared healthcare costs, plus it just smells bad to be so gigantic because of your sweaty folds." She would scoot herself off a cliff if this happened to her once.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

Smokers vs Obesity is the most retarded of her recent "I'm the victim" analogies. People will 100% tell a someone they've never met smoking will kill them or it's gross. There are entire places smoking isn't allowed. There's lidurrralee a warning about smoking on Netflix shows because people have such an issue with it. Does she really think someone could start a youtube channel, chain smoke for 45 minutes while telling people they're stupid and crying about muh mentalz, and still make money?

I personally think her multiple attempts to relate her issues to smoking was her making her usual stabs at MG,W.

This is super likely. She loves using her partner's bad habits/short comings against them.

 

[pistolwhipped]

She got The Body Keeps The Score in the mail, which will make a cute aesthetic plant stand for a suck-a-lint.

I noticed that. I thought it was a genuinely kind and thoughtful gift- too bad it will probably go to waste though.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I personally think her multiple attempts to relate her issues to smoking was her making her usual stabs at MG,W. It's been noted several times in the thread that MG,W likely smokes give the cigarette photo w/ Twinkie and the multiple sightings in her apartment. I think MG,W has one foot out the door and ALR is digging her greasy mitts to try and twist her into staying. "How could you leave me because of my food issues?! You SMOKE AND I STILL LOVE YOU!"

I think that she should be careful with Jade. The fact that she has a job(s) makes her far more mobile than Becky. Her type of manipulation works only so far. The fact that Jade does not want to drive to stores at midnight, let me believe that she has reached her limit.

I'm pretty sure some reaction channels did mention WLS in Mexico when she first started this stupid larp, so she could have gotten that idea from them as well, given how well we know that Amber is a turbo narc who incessantly seeks content of and about herself.

The channel in question is by Rosie Faye. She is fairly new and has only a few thousand subscribers. AP did a video on her which is interesting. Amber must be spending all her days searching for anything about her. It must be exhausting.

Two points are interesting. First, Amber mischaracterized Rosie. Rosie pointed out that she did all the work required to have the surgery and the surgeon required them to be healthy with a BMI under 60. She was referred by her American GP to this Mexican surgeon. Her “fear of food” as told by Amber, was her being scared that eating certain foods might make her sick after the surgery. This is totally believable.

Second, after a quick check, many Mexican bariatric clinics have a BMI limit of 50 to do the surgery. Some go as high as 75. This means that Amber with a BMI above 90 would not be able to get approved for bariatric surgery even in Mexico. This is probably why Amber dismissed going to Mexico. If she could, she would.

As a reference, at 5' 2", Amber would need to be 410 pounds for a BMI of 75, and an unreachable weight of 275 pounds for a BMI of 50. I wonder if Dr. Smith uses the limit of 75 for his patients. @I call shenanigans might be able to provide more information on this. We have to remember that Amber complained about how unfair BMI is. I am sure that came up during her conversation with the clinic.

 

[FatalTater]

So wait.
When Amber talks about "fear of food" it just means not wanting to eat stuff that will hurt you?

Do *I* have a Fear Of Food because I know the damage to my innards that will happen if I eat wheat, so I avoid it?

Jesus H W Christ is this where we are now?

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Late, but whatever - I'm stuck on the topic of her faking crunches.

Since this hephalump refuses to get into a swimsuit (even one of those that's modest for deathfats) and utilize The Henry's amenities, she could easily get core workouts by doing isometric bear crawls.

These are what I'm talking about.

Yes, her gunt would be pressed against the floor. But just the effort of getting her knees up and holding this for 30 seconds (or longer if she can) would be a fantastic core workout. Because let's face it, she's too rotund for just about any core-focused exercise that doesn't utilize a pool to get around the issue of FAT. Planks? Nope. Practically any yoga pose? Nope. Actual crunches or situps? Don't make me laugh. But isometric bear crawls would be in her reach.

Let's be frank, though. That's actually a workout, so she won't do it.

I wanna SEE Amber do a crunch.
I want to see how she manages to lay down on the floor with that GIANT SHELF ASS in the way.

I bet she just leans back on the couch and briefly tightens her abdominal muscles and calls that a crunch.

ETA a crunch would look like her sitting down and bring her head as close as she could to her knees. Hence the laying on her side and bringing her knee up as high as she can.


Again... she won't do it.

She can. In PT they would have her lay on her side and rock her pelvis in and out with her ass and belly clutched.
They would have her on her side and bringe each knee up as high as she could bring it hold onto a strap.

She just won't.
PT would be her BFF

Ah my shits all formated wrong

 

[TardiX]

Hamber just doesn't want the pure orgasmic bliss she gets from food to be taken away. Does thinks if she checks off the 12 therapy sessions first she won't have to worry about her highly palatable calorie dense foods hurting her stomach? Again, doesn't matter as it's not happening.

She always has to have some excuse why she can't take anyone's advice and all of her excuses come from other youtubers instead of, you know, the supposed team of professionals helping her SHAVE HER LUFF

 

[maybe a pigeon]

What the everloving fuck would crunches be doing for her anyway? FFS just go to your pool you idiot it's not hard.

Doesn't matter. She's not actually exercising. She chose some moves she knows the name of

Even that's dubious. Remember, this is the idiot who refers to shoulder presses as "arm ups."

 

[Constellationzero]

Not a single ounce of substance in that body of hers lol

There's probably enough methane to power an orbiter to Proxima Centauri.

 

[Bitch I eat people]

Ah yes, a "fear of food"
Lactose intolerants call it the "scary dairy"

 

[Constellationzero]

I personally think her multiple attempts to relate her issues to smoking was her making her usual stabs at MG,W. She did the same to Necky when she felt insecure and would shade/expose details to make her partner seem worse or "as bad" as her to justify her behavior. I suspect Hamber's clothes aren't the only thing busting at the seams.

It's been noted several times in the thread that MG,W likely smokes give the cigarette photo w/ Twinkie and the multiple sightings in her apartment. I think MG,W has one foot out the door and ALR is digging her greasy mitts to try and twist her into staying.

"How could you leave me because of my food issues?! You SMOKE AND I STILL LOVE YOU!"

PERFECT.

Remember Jen and Gene? Same bullshit, different bedbound fat. Chantal and Nader? Same too.

 

[Goatchoker]

PERFECT.

Remember Jen and Gene? Same bullshit, different bedbound fat. Chantal and Nader? Same too.

I legit wonder about what the fuck gene is doing after Jen’s death.
I assume drunk, dating a fatty he might kill and pretending it’s all fine.

 

[Angry Nipple]

In other news, Hammy’s fishing for Cameo coin again.

 

[TardiX]

Holy shit even the snapchat filter couldn't slim out that gigantic moon face

 

[Goatchoker]

In other news, Hammy’s fishing for Cameo coin again.
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Braid is looking AWFULLY thin.