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Cancer stole like half a lb of uterus from her so she should be happy about those decimals
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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D. HoChoy
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Why is she using such light weights? If she can walk at her size, she definitely can lift a lot more.
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How in hell is Hamber supposed to walk across. the. street,
y'all shitlords...
...when she
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She's not fat you guys, she's swollen from anxiety.
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BWAHAHAHAHAHA WTF IS THAT DRESS COME AHN NOW GORL WE KNOW DAMN WELL YOU DIDNT PICK THAT CAUSE YOU LIKED IT... LOOKIN LIKE A GIANT ANACONDA WHO ATE A PACK OF DOGS.
Stfu about Motherhood already bitch we all know that baby would be thrown away in the trash as soon as it started needing to be cared for and took attention away from you bitch
More like "DIS HUGE"
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I love this picture of Amber trying to convince us THIS is what the pre-wls eating plan looks like, and that the restrictive 1200 cals a day and tirdy pounds a munt is just for TV.
So welcome to Amber's latest eating plan failure.
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So welcome to Amber's latest eating plan failure.
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Plot Summary with Commentary, readable in 4 minutes or less!! (I really tried, but I couldn't get down to 2)
Ugh, I made the mistake of peeking at the thumbnail before starting to react (instead of going in completely blind to be surprised). She looks like an anaconda who swallowed an obese toddler feet first!!
*glances back through posts while formatting this* Ah, good. I wasn't the only one who saw this!
Obvious desperation is obvious. I have a bad feeling that this will be EVEN WORSE than yesterday's video...
Engage.
TL;DR: Body shot for desperation clicks. Amazon unboxing of another maxi dress. PO Box unboxing of a journal and a new age tree decoration thingy. New diet from dietician that lets her eat more than 'dainty portions' (where the numbers don't quite add up). Amber's goals in 10 years are to be her healthiest ever, married, and with a child that she adopted.
Ugh, I made the mistake of peeking at the thumbnail before starting to react (instead of going in completely blind to be surprised). She looks like an anaconda who swallowed an obese toddler feet first!!
*glances back through posts while formatting this* Ah, good. I wasn't the only one who saw this!
Obvious desperation is obvious. I have a bad feeling that this will be EVEN WORSE than yesterday's video...
Engage.Talking about the anxiety attack from "yesterday". Poor Amber, she wants to wear makeup to film her Cameo videos, but her eyes are still irritated from crying. Yet work must come first! So brave. So stuneeen.
Microwave beep. Of course: can't even string together 24 minutes of random clips filmed who-knows-when without FOOD somehow being involved.
'Snakebite' dress. "This does fit, yes it does". "Fit" is a subjective term, Amber. Do I need to bring out the Chris Farley "Fat Guy in a Little Coat" picture again? My earlier "anaconda" comment still stands.
AMAZON UNBOXING!
Maxi dress. It's the one that didn't ship with the other two dre- HOLY SHIT THE BRAND NAME IS BITCH HUGE!!! HAHAHAHA!
Wait, no, it's 'BISHUIGE' - though I'm sure "Bish is huge" was what they were going for. Polkadot pattern to aggrivate her (self diagnosed) trypophobia. Also, two 3rd party Nintendo Switch controllers.
Videogames and controller demo - which takes us into night time.
[NEXT DAY]
Twinkie vet appointment, and she's at her goal weight (props to Jade). Another dietician appointment, as Amber needed more instruction, direction, and goals. Amber must be bordering non-compliant for them to be baby-stepping her this much 4 MONTHS IN.
NEW DIET:
30g fiber, 85g fat, 100g protein, 190-220g carbs, 2200-2500cal.
Okay, I'm having an issue with this math - maybe because I was never a student at Brown Mackie College and just don't understand math like Amber does, BUT:
85g x 9cal/g = 765 calories fat
100g x 4cal/g = 400 calories protein
190-220g x 4cal/g = 760-880 calories carbohydrates.
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765+400+760 = 1925 calories 1925!=2200
765+400+880 = 2045 calories 2045!=2500
Maybe that's her cushion amount to eat her snackypoos so she doesn't feel deprived and binge- oh wait... Whatever; I'll leave it for Seven and The Doctor to figure out. Moving on!
Amber's putting everything she knows about weightloss in the trash, and throwing that trash out, because she's following what they want her to do... until she creates a lie to discredit them in order to explain her lack of weightloss and quitting of the program.
Amber's worried because eating more than 'dainty portions' feels 'freeing', but it might mess with her headspace. You know, after shaming Rosie for her 'fear of food' just the other day.
She shits on her audience for criticizing her portion sizes. We're gaslighting her eating. We made her feel like she was doing something wrong, and that made her make ANOTHER appointment with the dietician to clear it up. No... you're getting criticism because YOU AREN'T LOSING WEIGHT.
Amber's correcting info, because HER journey is the REAL journey, and there is too much incorrect information out there, like surgery in MEXICO (FUCK YOU ROSIE!).
PO BOX TIME!
Rose quartz tree decoration, and "bullet journal" (dot-grid notebook).
BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!
1st voice note: Shelf-kissing [SKIP].
2nd voice note: A supporter feels ignored because Amber only focuses on haydurs. Amber starts by saying she appreciates her supporters, but then spends the rest of the time to complain about the haydurs and her mentulz (completely ignoring her supporter). "People weren't made to be critiqued by thousands online". Yeah, people also weren't meant to earn 6 figures by powering through shrimp rings and takeout while moaning like a pornstar online, yet here you are - by your own hand. Google search "part and parcel".
3rd voice note: Amber's proud of her 'growth' (I'm not gonna go there). Amber actually thinks she's different than she was (despite shrimpgate 2 showing she's exactly the same). In 10 years, Amber wants to be the healthiest she's even been, married, with a home, and being a mom (adoption).
Being a mom was 'taken from her' with her cancer. Ignore all of the years of her never talking about BIRTHING children, but rather adopting. Now that her uterus is gone, she's gonna retcon that to a sort of 'I wanted to be pregnant, and now that's been taken from me'. I also find it interesting how she's so determined to be married and a mom, yet it never once occurs to her that she can be a mother (or mother figure) to HER PARTNER'S biological children. But no, it has to be HER that 'has' the child. Especially strange since she talks about being in her 30s, and 10 years from now will put her in her 40s, where many MANY adults will have at least one child from a previous relationship, or an adoption of children from a deceased family member, etc. Most people by this age who still don't have children, likely don't want to have children - especially starting with babies who will still be in their teens while they are entering their senior years.
Now she's been in foster care from 8-18 (not 9-18 like she said several months ago, or 16 like she said back when she was denying that she was an adult when Casey was a child).
Amber has so much love to give! Just ask Becky, I mean Destiny, I mean Krystal, I mean Casey, I mean...
Amber wants you to only spread love and peace and happiness instead of the opposite. Maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE sending nastiness to Rosie Faye, Jordy, Callie, CXNT, FaxX, Bottle, Waddle, Sinatra, and everyone IRL having the misfortune of being caught in your event horizon, eh?
Microwave beep. Of course: can't even string together 24 minutes of random clips filmed who-knows-when without FOOD somehow being involved.
'Snakebite' dress. "This does fit, yes it does". "Fit" is a subjective term, Amber. Do I need to bring out the Chris Farley "Fat Guy in a Little Coat" picture again? My earlier "anaconda" comment still stands.
AMAZON UNBOXING!
Maxi dress. It's the one that didn't ship with the other two dre- HOLY SHIT THE BRAND NAME IS BITCH HUGE!!! HAHAHAHA!
Wait, no, it's 'BISHUIGE' - though I'm sure "Bish is huge" was what they were going for. Polkadot pattern to aggrivate her (self diagnosed) trypophobia. Also, two 3rd party Nintendo Switch controllers.
Videogames and controller demo - which takes us into night time.
[NEXT DAY]
Twinkie vet appointment, and she's at her goal weight (props to Jade). Another dietician appointment, as Amber needed more instruction, direction, and goals. Amber must be bordering non-compliant for them to be baby-stepping her this much 4 MONTHS IN.
NEW DIET:
30g fiber, 85g fat, 100g protein, 190-220g carbs, 2200-2500cal.
Okay, I'm having an issue with this math - maybe because I was never a student at Brown Mackie College and just don't understand math like Amber does, BUT:
85g x 9cal/g = 765 calories fat
100g x 4cal/g = 400 calories protein
190-220g x 4cal/g = 760-880 calories carbohydrates.
---------------------------
765+400+760 = 1925 calories 1925!=2200
765+400+880 = 2045 calories 2045!=2500
Maybe that's her cushion amount to eat her snackypoos so she doesn't feel deprived and binge- oh wait... Whatever; I'll leave it for Seven and The Doctor to figure out. Moving on!
Amber's putting everything she knows about weightloss in the trash, and throwing that trash out, because she's following what they want her to do... until she creates a lie to discredit them in order to explain her lack of weightloss and quitting of the program.
Amber's worried because eating more than 'dainty portions' feels 'freeing', but it might mess with her headspace. You know, after shaming Rosie for her 'fear of food' just the other day.
She shits on her audience for criticizing her portion sizes. We're gaslighting her eating. We made her feel like she was doing something wrong, and that made her make ANOTHER appointment with the dietician to clear it up. No... you're getting criticism because YOU AREN'T LOSING WEIGHT.
Amber's correcting info, because HER journey is the REAL journey, and there is too much incorrect information out there, like surgery in MEXICO (FUCK YOU ROSIE!).
PO BOX TIME!
Rose quartz tree decoration, and "bullet journal" (dot-grid notebook).
BEING INTERVIEWED BY YOU!
1st voice note: Shelf-kissing [SKIP].
2nd voice note: A supporter feels ignored because Amber only focuses on haydurs. Amber starts by saying she appreciates her supporters, but then spends the rest of the time to complain about the haydurs and her mentulz (completely ignoring her supporter). "People weren't made to be critiqued by thousands online". Yeah, people also weren't meant to earn 6 figures by powering through shrimp rings and takeout while moaning like a pornstar online, yet here you are - by your own hand. Google search "part and parcel".
3rd voice note: Amber's proud of her 'growth' (I'm not gonna go there). Amber actually thinks she's different than she was (despite shrimpgate 2 showing she's exactly the same). In 10 years, Amber wants to be the healthiest she's even been, married, with a home, and being a mom (adoption).
Being a mom was 'taken from her' with her cancer. Ignore all of the years of her never talking about BIRTHING children, but rather adopting. Now that her uterus is gone, she's gonna retcon that to a sort of 'I wanted to be pregnant, and now that's been taken from me'. I also find it interesting how she's so determined to be married and a mom, yet it never once occurs to her that she can be a mother (or mother figure) to HER PARTNER'S biological children. But no, it has to be HER that 'has' the child. Especially strange since she talks about being in her 30s, and 10 years from now will put her in her 40s, where many MANY adults will have at least one child from a previous relationship, or an adoption of children from a deceased family member, etc. Most people by this age who still don't have children, likely don't want to have children - especially starting with babies who will still be in their teens while they are entering their senior years.
Now she's been in foster care from 8-18 (not 9-18 like she said several months ago, or 16 like she said back when she was denying that she was an adult when Casey was a child).
Amber has so much love to give! Just ask Becky, I mean Destiny, I mean Krystal, I mean Casey, I mean...
Amber wants you to only spread love and peace and happiness instead of the opposite. Maybe you should have thought of that BEFORE sending nastiness to Rosie Faye, Jordy, Callie, CXNT, FaxX, Bottle, Waddle, Sinatra, and everyone IRL having the misfortune of being caught in your event horizon, eh?
TL;DR: Body shot for desperation clicks. Amazon unboxing of another maxi dress. PO Box unboxing of a journal and a new age tree decoration thingy. New diet from dietician that lets her eat more than 'dainty portions' (where the numbers don't quite add up). Amber's goals in 10 years are to be her healthiest ever, married, and with a child that she adopted.
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WOW.
bitch huge! Lol.
That dress is fucking awful.
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Hey Amber. If it fits like a bodycon it doesn't fit at all.
Even more 8008135
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Fucking hell. Imagine putting your hand on your hip and having to reach a foot and a half backwards just to touch your lower back.
Horrific.
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LMAO that this dress expects the largest part of our 6X gorl to be the BUST lolforever
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Of course she has to open the video with ''muh poor anxiety attack''. Neck yourself.
Nice wonky tits Flubber. She can't even waddle two steps without struggling to breath, no wonder she won't film herself outside.
''I follow the instructions given to me''. Ah yes, that's why you're 600lbs. You do exactly what you're told to do by doctors and medical staff, makes sense.
Making yourself cry is something you should've grown out of as a child. You stick around on Youtube because you're too fucking lazy and fat to get a job. My God, STOP FORCING YOURSELF TO CRY.
You absolute nasty bitch. This is truly making me MATI... Nothing was ''stolen'' from you. You ate yourself into the state you are in, you did that by yourself. You would destroy a child's life, you would be abusive, negligent and controlling, I know she imagines herself as this magnificent empath but what the shit is she going on about?
I know this is her way of trying pull on peoples heart strings ''wahhh I can't have children but I have so much love to give'' but the sheer ego on her to sit there and put on this holier than thou act.
She is incapable of feeling love and yet wants to get a hold of a child to prove a point to the world and has the nerve to say adoption rules are strict, yes to prevent trogs like you from adopting a child and ruining their life.
Can't forget to mention how tacky it is to throw ''cancer'' in your title to get them pity views. Eat crusty belly button cheese Hamber.
Nice wonky tits Flubber. She can't even waddle two steps without struggling to breath, no wonder she won't film herself outside.
''I follow the instructions given to me''. Ah yes, that's why you're 600lbs. You do exactly what you're told to do by doctors and medical staff, makes sense.
Making yourself cry is something you should've grown out of as a child. You stick around on Youtube because you're too fucking lazy and fat to get a job. My God, STOP FORCING YOURSELF TO CRY.
You absolute nasty bitch. This is truly making me MATI... Nothing was ''stolen'' from you. You ate yourself into the state you are in, you did that by yourself. You would destroy a child's life, you would be abusive, negligent and controlling, I know she imagines herself as this magnificent empath but what the shit is she going on about?
I know this is her way of trying pull on peoples heart strings ''wahhh I can't have children but I have so much love to give'' but the sheer ego on her to sit there and put on this holier than thou act.
She is incapable of feeling love and yet wants to get a hold of a child to prove a point to the world and has the nerve to say adoption rules are strict, yes to prevent trogs like you from adopting a child and ruining their life.
Can't forget to mention how tacky it is to throw ''cancer'' in your title to get them pity views. Eat crusty belly button cheese Hamber.
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JFC, the raccoon eyes. Growing that beetus in addition to all that FAT.
Edit: I am very excited to add "x fibers" to the list of shit she says when breaking down the macros. Also, that is not 2500 calories.
Damn, Sitch, save it for the recap.
Edit: I am very excited to add "x fibers" to the list of shit she says when breaking down the macros. Also, that is not 2500 calories.
Damn, Sitch, save it for the recap.
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Ambers new Macros Goals diet by the numbers...
Fiber 30g = 120 calories (carbohydrates)
Fat 85g = 765 calories
Protien 100g = 400 calories
190-220g carbs =760 - 880 calories
Total: 2045-2146 calories a day
If she stayed STRICTLY to this diet for just of 1 year she would be down to 400 pounds (starting her at 540 is probably generous)
4 years she will be down to 200 pounds
4 years she will be down to 200 pounds
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I know Amber is smarter than any medical professional with a degree, and they're all enchanted by her wit and quirky ways, who isn't! but this eating plan is from the same Bust a Lah playbook they used to get her to admit to binging.
This is a very generous maintenance plan for a very active adult female, and someone who is over 500 pounds should lose at least 15 pounds a month were they to follow it.
When Amber fails to do this -and she will- I predict this is when she will but cut loose from their practice.
This is a very generous maintenance plan for a very active adult female, and someone who is over 500 pounds should lose at least 15 pounds a month were they to follow it.
When Amber fails to do this -and she will- I predict this is when she will but cut loose from their practice.
Gimme the skinny
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This anaconda don’t wan nun if you 600 pounds hon.
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So what trick do we think DesperateLynn is going to try next? Her usual clickbait and lies aren't doing much good, judging by the number of views she's not been getting.
Turd Fergusson
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Amber cannot follow a diet because she does not want to have any restrictions on her food. After a few days, she will be hungry and will fall off the wagon. In addition, she always has a cheat day after 2-3 days. Besides, trying to follow a diet based on food components is mightily difficult unless the clinic provided her with meal plans and she is expected to cook all her meals.
Amber has done, in the past, a 2,000 calories diet and failed miserably. I expect this one to fail too. The interesting part is that she is getting weighed at the clinic on a regular basis, needs to show progress, and will need to do that for weeks or months. I am not sure how she will deal with this.
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Not this bitch implying that her foster homes were abusive lol GORL if your stories are true then your foster families gave you every fucking opportunity under the sun, something that your crackhead bio parents never did, and true to form you squandered every one of them. Don't sit there on camera trying to squeeze a tear out of your sunken piggy eyes to gain sympathy from your spastic Ambabies