Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Boolean Bitch]

...No one cares what you're up to unless you have some insane details about living with Big Al, and Density has been recently sinking your info value by confirming all the things we already knew.

Imagine having less business acumen than DENSITY

Things that would make an interesting Becky video, IMO (and bonus points for hitting multiple criteria):

1. She drops over 120lbs and develops a reasonably average level of physical fitness
2. She admits about what a codependent, sponging piece of shit she was, and how she's been working on improving that part of her personality.
3. She gets a new girlfriend. You know, a decent, average girl as opposed to a raging narc that needs to be hosed down in the back yard with a power washer and kiddie pool.
4. She shows us some sort of certificate or training that she's taken (evening classes or online), and boasts about the new job she got as a result of said certificate/training.

Extra bonus if she also has a little hobby on the side - like an etsy earring shop - that is at least SOLVENT - as that would be extra salt for Ambo's diabetic wounds.

Basically, ANYTHING to suggest that being away from Amber made her a better person. Not because I'm emotionally invested in Becky becoming a better person, but because of how much it would grind Ambo's gears. I know I'm gonna get puzzle pieces and rainbows for this, but with Krystle staying offline (though didn't she get her A+ cert or something like that?), and Casey, Destiny, and Jade being lost causes, I'd just like to see ONE come forward and become a better person after breaking away from Amber's Mickey Mouse balloon hand grip.

As a compromise, I'll settle for Rafe dragging Becky on a livestream and both of them spilling their guts. That bitch wasn't afraid to call Amber out on what she was. I know I'm not grounded in reality right now, but even with this bitch-slapping nonsense, she's been so boring that I can't help but to 'disassociate' (day-dream about what could be).

And, I'm pretty sure she gets good stamps and is on Medicaid. How frustrating she couldn't even make it to her free therapy appointments when millions would love to see a therapist, but can't afford it, or can't even get an appointment, because the wait list is too long. Amber and her whole group are all a waste of air.

ETA-says a lot about Amber that Becky would rather live this miserable life than be with Amber.

This part really baffles me. Amber was able to find therapists who conducted their sessions via some sort of video chat program, so I'm sure Becky could have as well. How much a worthless slug do you have to be to find turning off the NES and opening a video chat to be too difficult, resulting in your shrink fucking FIRING you?!?

I laughed at the 'necessity of eating' part. Bitch, you 300lbs - you ain't starvin'. You could save a few bucks by starting 'Meal-less Mondays' or something. Skip a meal every day, stop wasting your money on Walmart tees and videogame cartridges from 30 years ago, and GROW THE FUCK UP.

 

[Trigger Me Timbers]

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Welcome to being an adult not a baby who colors all day and watches Nick Toons...I love how her family that supposed to be so supportive are nowhere to be found nor are her friends, y'know the ones she abandoned for Amber.
lmao shut up Becky seriously.
Dont worry she will be begging for money soon.

But remember, you are not allowed to notice the high amount of mental illness in the LGBTQIAAPP+ community.

Sorry Becky, I do feel bad that she couldn't U-Haul her way into another fat, sexless, couch potato relationship so she can trick her brain that she's not alone. I would have a breakdown too if I look back at a relationship with HamberlynRee as a highpoint in my life

also, at Becky being too fat and lazy to make it to therapist appointments. Couldn't peel her self off one couch to go lie on another couch.


Necky Pooner arch when?

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Spoiler: Stupid thought

Wouldn't it be funny if someone somehow got her to adopt the motto "Work Will Set You Free" or at least agree with that statement?

I could see her thinking that phrase is a great motivational statement.

No cow tipping but NaziLynn would be a hoot. Her trying to defend the statement instead of just saying she's a moron would be golden.

So many dumb statements could be made. Her narc attitude would lead her to eventually compare her situation to the Holocaust.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

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Welcome to being an adult not a baby who colors all day and watches Nick Toons...I love how her family that supposed to be so supportive are nowhere to be found nor are her friends, y'know the ones she abandoned for Amber.
lmao shut up Becky seriously.
Dont worry she will be begging for money soon.

Mental breakdown? Over what? The fact you willingly chose to let a 600 pound bitch dictate your life, endorsing her shitty behavior because it was convenient? Life doesn't give you do-overs, not really. What you have is a chance to redefine yourself as something other than a minimum wage-making, uneducated mushmouth. You could be making BANK if you just found those nuts rolling around in your men's XL bball shorts.

Becky had no problem quitting her job and spending time painting wooden boxes, playing 90's video games and doodling with crayons. Now, she has to act like most adult do and go to work, feed yourself, go to appointment, etc. Instead, she is playing the "poor me" violin. It looks like her family has given up on her too.

If she wants to make money, she should do as Destiny did, go live and spill some beans. I do not thing that there is much to spill, but it would only confirm what we already know. At least, she would get some money. I think that, deep down, she hopes that Jade would dump Amber, so that she could go back with her, spending time painting wooden boxes, playing 90's video games and doodling with crayons.

It isn't even like she'd need to talk for eight straight hours about Hamber. Ten minute chunks, every other day, or even every other day? She could live for a fucking year or better off that shit.

Isn't Necky living with Rafe and Hannah?

So what bills ??? LOL

I'm sure they're asking her to contribute at least a little. Neither of them strike me as the type to have a well-paying job with decent bennies and lots of karaoke nights with office friends.

And, I'm pretty sure she gets good stamps and is on Medicaid. How frustrating she couldn't even make it to her free therapy appointments when millions would love to see a therapist, but can't afford it, or can't even get an appointment, because the wait list is too long. Amber and her whole group are all a waste of air.

ETA-says a lot about Amber that Becky would rather live this miserable life than be with Amber.

It's just fucking stupid. She doesn't have to be broke and miserable.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

Of course Becky has to be broke and miserable, that's like two thirds of her 'personality'. Who would she be if not a perpetual victim?

 

[marjoram]

Sitch said:

"It's just fucking stupid. She doesn't have to be broke and miserable."

Course Thumb does; don't forget, the memory of her little nephews death 15 years ago ruins half her year--the only person who understood her...pity her dammit, PITY HER!

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Of course Becky has to be broke and miserable, that's like two thirds of her 'personality'. Who would she be if not a perpetual victim?

Sitch said:

"It's just fucking stupid. She doesn't have to be broke and miserable."

Course Thumb does; don't forget, the memory of her little nephews death 15 years ago ruins half her year--the only person who understood her...pity her dammit, PITY HER!

Whoops, my bad. I forgot for a moment that Hamber isn't the only one who wallows in MUH TRAH-MUH in the amberverse.

 

[ADHD]

Just a reminder that Becky has her own thread.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

I caught part of Justine's react to this bitch's latest chase of Density, her one and true wuv.

A couple of things that struck me as odd, which I got from the comments and chat replay on that video:

Hamber claimed she was with Casey from the age of 16 to the age of 20. Is that correct? Wasn't she in foster care until the age of 18?

Hamber doesn't know what's been going on over there in ol' North Korea, as if the communist bullshit is recent instead of the very reason there's a North and South Korea in the first place. I seem to recall Hamber whining that people told her to STFU about politics, policies, etc., because what if she wanted to talk about those things? OK, GeopoliticaLynn, who can't find Russia on a map. Or Ukraine or North and South Korea, let's hear your deep thoughts.

I swear, we should take scans of peoples' brains after they listen to her bullshit her way through videos, redefining words (like harassment being assault), dropping nukes on the timeline, flat out lying, etc. It probably looks like a fucking grenade went off in the brainpan for about as much sense as it all makes.

 

[FatalTater]

Did Amber ever say why she would want to visit North Korea? Was she just saying it to have noise coming out of her face?
I could understand wanting to see a country even if the politics are hostile, but considering we're talking about AdultBabyLynn who can't even be bothered to leave her apartment most of the time, I suspect she was just blathering.

 

[Canuck Breaker]

Did Amber ever say why she would want to visit North Korea? Was she just saying it to have noise coming out of her face?
I could understand wanting to see a country even if the politics are hostile, but considering we're talking about AdultBabyLynn who can't even be bothered to leave her apartment most of the time, I suspect she was just blathering.

I don't know that it goes anything further than someone asked "would you go to North Korea" and her saying that she would.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

"Would you go to North Korea?"
"Sure, I'd go to North Korea."

That is, as @Canuck Breaker says, as far as it went, to the great amnusement of the chat. She didn't ask why they asked, or say why she would go, or exhibit any curiosity about it at all, as is the case with virtually any topic that isn't about her, of course.

 

[Xenomorph]

This is the same person who thought the Poconos was in the Caribbean

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Did Amber ever say why she would want to visit North Korea? Was she just saying it to have noise coming out of her face?
I could understand wanting to see a country even if the politics are hostile, but considering we're talking about AdultBabyLynn who can't even be bothered to leave her apartment most of the time, I suspect she was just blathering.

Lol the idea of Amber giving an explanation would be funny. She's probably say it's because Mulan was her favorite Disney movie as a kid or something stupid and borderline racist like that.

 

[Kier Starmer]

One thing that should be clearly evident for fatty is that her audience is nowhere as big as it was, she has lost a lot of Ambabies. Her superchats were pretty low considering. She is not posting but remember those superchats were hot off Destiny too. I don't think she even made rent after the streams. Her 70k views one was demonitized. The problem is she just cannot keep coming back doing streams either because each time it hurts her wallet.

 

[the weeknd warrior]

One thing that should be clearly evident for fatty is that her audience is nowhere as big as it was, she has lost a lot of Ambabies. Her superchats were pretty low considering. She is not posting but remember those superchats were hot off Destiny too. I don't think she even made rent after the streams. Her 70k views one was demonitized. The problem is she just cannot keep coming back doing streams either because each time it hurts her wallet.

What flag are you checking to see if it's monetized or not? yt_ad is set to 1 on all of them

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

One thing that should be clearly evident for fatty is that her audience is nowhere as big as it was, she has lost a lot of Ambabies. Her superchats were pretty low considering.

Can't entirely recall the deets, but during Livestream Era I, she was raking in superchats balloon hand over fat-fingered fist. This sequel, like most, isn't doing as well.

She is not posting but remember those superchats were hot off Destiny too. I don't think she even made rent after the streams. Her 70k views one was demonitized. The problem is she just cannot keep coming back doing streams either because each time it hurts her wallet.

Really? Why was it demonetized? It pleases me that she was probably seething over that, since she hasn't come close to 70K on her videos in about three months.

Edit because I'm just now getting getting coffee in me and forgot:

Hamber: "I was in foster care from 8 to 18."
Also Hamber, regarding Casey: "I was 16 and he was 15."

Both of these things cannot be true. Or am I losing my damn mind?

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Edit because I'm just now getting getting coffee in me and forgot:

Hamber: "I was in foster care from 8 to 18."
Also Hamber, regarding Casey: "I was 16 and he was 15."

Both of these things cannot be true. Or am I losing my damn mind?

If you have to ask that, you know it's not you. The Big Lass is trying to rewrite history such that she doesn't appear to be that big of a predator. Obeast piece of shite doesn't think anyone remembers that she was actually 17 turning 18 when Casey was 15.

 

[FatalTater]

Amber's audience is finding other things to watch since she's not only awful, she's boring.
New people might try watching her, but once they see a couple videos of her doing nothing whatsoever, and maybe they see a reactor calling out her shit, they'll go away (unless they decide to hate-watch. Honestly even that isn't fun when the person is just SO dull and pointless.)

FailureLynn is an entertainer who does not entertain.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

Hamber doesn't know what's been going on over there in ol' North Korea, as if the communist bullshit is recent instead of the very reason there's a North and South Korea in the first place. I seem to recall Hamber whining that people told her to STFU about politics, policies, etc., because what if she wanted to talk about those things? OK, GeopoliticaLynn, who can't find Russia on a map. Or Ukraine or North and South Korea, let's hear your deep thoughts.

Amber also does not know what is going on in Europe. She said that she is not a "geography girl". I would say that she is not a "history, current affairs, anything but food girl". I never met someone so devoid of interest for the outside world. I would guess that she is not subscribing to The Economist, or Apple News. Even 12-year-old teen knows more about what is going on around them than Amber.

I believe that Jay Leno has a skit part of The Tonight Show, where is was looking for the dumbest person in America. Too bad, Amber did not participated; we would had a winner.