- Joined
- Aug 21, 2022
...No one cares what you're up to unless you have some insane details about living with Big Al, and Density has been recently sinking your info value by confirming all the things we already knew.
Imagine having less business acumen than DENSITY
Things that would make an interesting Becky video, IMO (and bonus points for hitting multiple criteria):
- She drops over 120lbs and develops a reasonably average level of physical fitness
- She admits about what a codependent, sponging piece of shit she was, and how she's been working on improving that part of her personality.
- She gets a new girlfriend. You know, a decent, average girl as opposed to a raging narc that needs to be hosed down in the back yard with a power washer and kiddie pool.
- She shows us some sort of certificate or training that she's taken (evening classes or online), and boasts about the new job she got as a result of said certificate/training.
Basically, ANYTHING to suggest that being away from Amber made her a better person. Not because I'm emotionally invested in Becky becoming a better person, but because of how much it would grind Ambo's gears. I know I'm gonna get puzzle pieces and rainbows for this, but with Krystle staying offline (though didn't she get her A+ cert or something like that?), and Casey, Destiny, and Jade being lost causes, I'd just like to see ONE come forward and become a better person after breaking away from Amber's Mickey Mouse balloon hand grip.
As a compromise, I'll settle for Rafe dragging Becky on a livestream and both of them spilling their guts. That bitch wasn't afraid to call Amber out on what she was. I know I'm not grounded in reality right now, but even with this bitch-slapping nonsense, she's been so boring that I can't help but to 'disassociate' (day-dream about what could be).
And, I'm pretty sure she gets good stamps and is on Medicaid. How frustrating she couldn't even make it to her free therapy appointments when millions would love to see a therapist, but can't afford it, or can't even get an appointment, because the wait list is too long. Amber and her whole group are all a waste of air.
ETA-says a lot about Amber that Becky would rather live this miserable life than be with Amber.
This part really baffles me. Amber was able to find therapists who conducted their sessions via some sort of video chat program, so I'm sure Becky could have as well. How much a worthless slug do you have to be to find turning off the NES and opening a video chat to be too difficult, resulting in your shrink fucking FIRING you?!?
I laughed at the 'necessity of eating' part. Bitch, you 300lbs - you ain't starvin'. You could save a few bucks by starting 'Meal-less Mondays' or something. Skip a meal every day, stop wasting your money on Walmart tees and videogame cartridges from 30 years ago, and GROW THE FUCK UP.