Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Turd Fergusson]

Amber saying that: "She has not been on track", "She went back to ordering takeout" and "She gained weight" lead her therapist to say that she is more ready than ever for bariatric surgery, and they are so proud of her. Now, she is also told that she is a better candidate than anyone else they ever seen. I guess that lack of discipline leads to a successful outcome. Amazing.

I do not think that Dr. Nowzaradan ever said that to a non-compliant patient.

Where does she find those therapists? What kind of therapist compliment patients by comparing them to others? I never heard of this. Sound like Jade, or FBI Frank wrote the note.

 

[TardiX]

Watched a Bottle reaction and I'm dying at the fake af email from her dietician.

This smelly bitch really said the dietician is so proud of her and thinks she's more ready than any other patient, even post-op, has allowed themselves to be (lmao wtf??)

Yes, I think the dietician believes trauma dumping, choking on whole potatoes, and gaining weight is the peak of readiness for WLS.

 

[FatalTater]

I haven't watched this latest bs but I'm gathering that FailureLynn is still pretending she was ever going to get surgery and it wasn't just a plot for her channel?
Anytime the word "proud" is used in a communication from someone to Amber, it is a lie. The only person proud of LiarLynn is LiarLynn.

Friendly reminder that Youtube views can be purchased just like subscribers can.
I could totally see Amber using her last pennies to buy these things just to look more popular.

 

[Even more 8008135]

Isn't it funny how every single interaction with some form of professional leads to her being told that she's the best/most unique/most inspiring/hardest working/most put-upon/strongest person they've ever seen?

It's almost like a fat, smelly sack of shit with the mentality of a pre-teen keeps making up lies. How odd.

 

[TardiX]

Where does she find those therapists?

He goes to another school, ok

Anytime the word "proud" is used in a communication from someone to Amber, it is a lie

I especially enjoyed how she said "First of all, I'm proud of you" then jumps to the very formal "thanks for your email".

 

[Xenomorph]

The whole seeking acceptance is so Amberlynn she always wants people to be proud of her.

 

[TardiX]

The whole seeking acceptance is so Amberlynn she always wants people to be proud of her.

That's the point of all these fake letters and PO box garbage she buys herself. "See, this is what I want from you". Especially since we got that big lecture on giving her understanding and sympathy when she fails because she's shoo scurred to tell us anything.

Too bad when a subscriber actually does do something nice for her she throws a toddler tantrum because she can't stand not being a victim for a whole video.

She wants everyone to believe her childhood was so traumatic, one tragedy after another, yet she has all the traits of someone completely spoiled and placated their whole life.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Jade theory.

She's using Amber in order to save money in order to get house/start a real life.

Think about it; Ambo probably pays for the majority of the expenses (rent and what not.) Probably the food too because misery likes company.

Jade supposedly works a lot but we never hear about her buying shit (I'll admit that is specious reasoning since it's Ambo's channel but still)

If Jade was smart she'd just save everything she can then bounce the min Ambo's medical bills start cutting into her income.

The day she has to cough up rent at the Henry is the day she is GONE.

 

[Xenomorph]

Jade is the one pushing for the po box shit and getting free gibs it helps ambers shopping habits

 

[the weeknd warrior]

Jade theory.

She's using Amber in order to save money in order to get house/start a real life.

Think about it; Ambo probably pays for the majority of the expenses (rent and what not.) Probably the food too because misery likes company.

Jade supposedly works a lot but we never hear about her buying shit (I'll admit that is specious reasoning since it's Ambo's channel but still)

If Jade was smart she'd just save everything she can then bounce the min Ambo's medical bills start cutting into her income.

The day she has to cough up rent at the Henry is the day she is GONE.

There's also the fact that freebleeder holds her skinny and athletic black Becky in higher regards than any of her past caretakers. I wouldn't describe Francis as smart but she is ultimately a tad more shrewd than maybe-a-pigeon. Also, she's not paying for anything. Bank on that. She'll buy that woman a bag of hot cheetos and that woman will buy her a pair of Jordans. That woman does not understand the value of a dollar.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

Catching up....

God damn this fucking lazy cunt and obsession with "take out." Where you get your slop doesn't change the fact you eat like a fucking pig Amber.

Once again she twists the words of the "therapist" into approval of her actions. It's astonishing really how stupid she is. Or smug. I don't even know what to use since she's not fooling anyone.

I believe there is no therapist and no dietitian, because that bullshit supposed email she read sounds just like something she would write, both word choice-wise (proud) and grammar-wise (that hideous sentence about her being more prepared than anyone in the history of ever).

Amber is a three stepper. That type of degenerate that shows up to waste people's time with sob stories and embellished tall tales.

I think she's even worse, because she gets paid to do it, therefore validating to her that it's perfectly fine to crash and burn every single time. There are no consequences.


For someone so "done with Density" she surely did once again spend a long time talking about her. Again. If Density asked her back, she'd toss MG,W overboard immediately.

Anyone see the chalkboard over Hamber's right shoulder? "You & Me against the world". Very Thelma and Louise without the life, vehicle, or humor. And why is there a stamp on the envelope from "Lizzy"? If it was in that box, wtf would you put a stamp on it?

Hamber says she's "never had anyone higher up" she had to answer to, and whenever she inevitably failed, she just "had to come on here and tell you guys."

No. No, you don't. You don't HAVE to upload anything to YT. All of this is voluntary. Even this imaginary WLS stuff: that, too, would be transactional. Fact is, until and unless this fat cunt suffers any sort of consequence for anything, nothing will change. If we suspend our disbelief to say she'd be around in 15 years, we could easily leave, right now, come back at that time, and she would be doing exactly the same thing we see right now. Maybe with a different caretaker, but the basic story would be the very same.

 

[Kier Starmer]

I am glad we are agreement of this theory because it's been 2 years and if Jade is taxing correctly she probably has an easy 40-50k. She has been working 3 jobs from the get go and probably 7 days a week. I don't blame her, I'd want to be out 24/7 around Amber. The thing is Amber for about 2 years now has not been earning that much and the stuff she gets Jade is not cheap, so she is tapping into her dwindling savings every time.

Somewhat karmic really.

 

[FatalTater]

Did anyone notice the look on Amber's face when she was talking about being "done with Destiny" and she got to the part where I guess there have been comments that "validate the reason why Destiny did that" when it came to putting down the dog that bit a kid.
She is so upset... that people aren't more mad at Destiny.
Amber really thought she had an ace in the hole with that story.

 

[Situation Type Deal Gorl]

She really thought her self-insert into that situation (type deal) would paint her in a good light while making Density into a Disney-esque villain. Truth is: yeah, a lot of people had comments about it, but I'd bet pretty much everything I own that the vast majority of them are not rural folk (and definitely not from the hollers). You don't go to the vet to put down an animal that needs to be put down, because vets are fucking expensive and a bullet is about a dime. Biters, livestock killers, wild, feral dogs, elderly dogs with numerous health issues - they get shot all the time. I'm not saying I particularly like the latter, but I understand it.

Another truth: none of this had jack shit to do with Hamber. It didn't really even have a whole hell of a lot to do with Density, after listening to all that crap. Why isn't she banging on against Dana and her dad? Guess that wouldn't have given her as much an opportunity to try to shit on Density.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

I find a parallel between her note from the therapist and her being a dance prodigy.

On her story of winning dance contests and being a world choreographer, a teen without any training and being morbidly obese, became better than throngs of well-rehearsed dancers, and climbed to level never reached in the dance world.

Here, a 500 plus pound super morbidly obese individual, having gained weight since applying to have WLS, still binging if there are any inconsequential annoyances, and not been able to have any discipline to avoid buying and consuming takeaways and other fattening food, is now considered by the therapist and dietician as the most ready patient to have WLS they ever seen.

Again, this is amazing.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Another truth: none of this had jack shit to do with Hamber. It didn't really even have a whole hell of a lot to do with Density, after listening to all that crap. Why isn't she banging on against Dana and her dad? Guess that wouldn't have given her as much an opportunity to try to shit on Density.

It is the type of shit lawyers do in order to paint a witness as unreliable and untrustworthy.

An example off the top of my head would be what happen to Mark Furhman in the OJ trial. His lying in regards to his past racist comments was enough to convince a jury to ignore his testimony.

If Furhman has the farms then maybe the Juice wouldn't be loose.

 

[Waifu Days]

Friendly reminder that Youtube views can be purchased just like subscribers can.

It would be funny if this is the truth with her. 100% possible. She paid her last shekel to an equal amount of YouTube clout that people that make videos about making cheese have. Bronies do better than her views and if spent one penny to catch up with that. lmao.

 

[Salvador Dali]

how much weight I've gained & eat some dinner with me! | vlog

Spoiler: June 14, 2023 Archive

 

[the weeknd warrior]

It would be funny if this is the truth with her. 100% possible. She paid her last shekel to an equal amount of YouTube clout that people that make videos about making cheese have. Bronies do better than her views and if spent one penny to catch up with that. lmao.

I was 50/50 until all of the 30k videos she had randomly blasted through to 40k and up. I'm not convinced yet but cornball scammers like Jade has this kind of vote manipulation on the top of their get-rich-quick plots. I'm inclined to believe more now than ever that she's buying views. There's also the steady rise in subscribers with no correlation to views. This is somewhat of a statistical anomaly but I haven't done the appropriate crunching of numbers yet, just something that looks way off every time I glance at her socialblade.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

In a nutshell:

• babbles about bullshit
• nukes morningstar Chik'n nuggies to eat with ranch (she's been OBSESSED recently)
• TEMU Update: throwing away ALL the makeup except for one brush due to questionable quality of products
• PO Box opening: a ton of earrings to rebuild the hoard, vinyl Animal Crossing stickers, and a self IQ test book
• plays with putty while rambling about bullshit
• admits to having the attention span of a retarded goldfish unless she plays with fidget toys
• pretends she's going to move in the future
• shows Jade's shitty cheapo watches (no brands or details, just "this one is green! ... this one is brown!")
• pretends that she's her true self during her her carefully controlled and edited vlogs, but anxious and not at all herself during livestreams. An imaginary 'friend' corroborates story via text message (that we never see).
• can't figure out how to use her camera
• claims to have gained 3.5lbs, but says it could have been worse as her off-track is so much better than it used to be
• weigh in today 524lbs on scale at home (so, add 3-5lbs as she's admitted that her scale reads her light) -- So probably around 530lbs on WLS clinic scale
• admits to emotionally eating (despite all of this therapeutic therapy and being approved for WLS by her therapist), and that she can't sit with the discomfort
• RARITY!! (1/3)
• eats broccoli, white rice, and chicken covered in sugary sauce in a GIANT BOWL - using a plastic fork. Shovels it in on camera - but sadly, no repeat of 'The Potatoe-ing'

Garbage content is garbage.