GAH!! Local58!! LOOK AWAY; IT TRAVELS IN THE LIGHT!!! Sorry... false alarm; it's just Amber. YO, AmBO! Where'd them ears GO?"
Amber just woke up, so of course she has to turn on the camera to make sure we see her in her in her dirtiest form. I'm glad SCTV was never able to perfect Smell-O-Vision...
Jumpcut! Aparently, she just got out of the shower... yet looks just as greasy as before. Getting in isn't enough, Amber - you also have to TURN ON THE WATER and scrub with soap. And no, Amber, those aren't 'baby hairs' growing in and sticking out - those are regular hairs breaking from your astounding lack of self care.
12th therapy appointment in T minus 2 minutes! She's so proud because she didn't quit opening her laptop and talking about herself for 12 straight sessions (there's a lesson in here for you, Becky).
Jumpcut! 12th session DONE! And she's already booked another appointment for next week. He's going to "send off his little paperwork" saying she's approved for WLS. Dietician appointment is in "10-11 days" in the Amberverse, which means very little in actual reality. Still needs an EKG and for her gallbladder to be checked.
Jumpcut! A bunch of PO Box stuff on the floor, all pre-opened. Amber opens a large box containing: Bath and Body works candles, body creams, body butters, a body scrub, fragrance mists, essential oils, perfumes, lip oil, and stupid squishy/fidget toys. You're part of the problem, "Lizzie".
PO Box openings will now be part of her vlogs again.
Jumpcut! Talking about the livestreaming bullshit. The relationship with Destiny means NOTHING to her now, yet talking about it and Destiny's CHEATING brought up TRAUMA for Amber. Can you at least keep your lies consistent within a single video?!
Amber doubles-down on the dog incident, and how that's why she doesn't like Destiny. Okay, at the very END of 2020 (which would have been after Destiny told her of the first biting incident and how Cash might have to be put down), Amber was STILL paying Destiny to hang out with her. There is even a clip from BECKY'S BIRTHDAY PARTY (December 2020) where Amber laughs hysterically and gushes over Destiny saying "Yeah, you WISH I was Becky". You are fooling NO ONE.
Wait a minute! TRAUMATIC... but didn't you say it was helping you? Didn't you say that your psychologist TOLD YOU TO DO THIS? It's almost as if that was a lie...
UGH, forced vocal fry to make it sound like she's crying...
Amber claims she was putting too much time in the whole Destiny-livestream thing (to CLEAR HER NAME) instead of putting it into herself. Gorl, you rambled at the camera for a total of about 5.5 hours... over the course of 8 DAYS. That means you only spent 5.5 out of 192 hours on it. And you spent that time fatting around on your couch and eyefucking yourself in the viewfinder while trying to get your revenge on Destiny for breaking your heart over 6 YEARS ago. You didn't have to do any editing, and YOU GOT PAID FOR IT! Don't blame Destiny for your utter laziness and unwillingess to care for yourself.
Amber claims that she will ignore EVERYTHING Destiny says from now on, no matter what. Now's your chance, you greasy lesbian lounge lizard! Tell us what *really* happened! You have nothing to lose, and no one could POSSIBLY think any lower of you!
According to Amber, this was super unhealthy of both Destiny AND her to do - again, despite her saying that HER PSYCHOLOGIST TOLD HER TO DO THIS.
Amber wants her channel to 'go back to where it was' (Which if I recall correctly was: lying about her dietician, lying about her caloric intake, lying about her therapy...)
New schedule M-W-F... like she always goes to, before quitting after a week.
For the last 'few weeks', Amber has NOT been on track with her eating. YOU DON'T SAY?! I AM IN SHOCK! *sarcasm meter explodes*
Back to ordering takeout. BUT BUT BUT I thought your weight gain was caused by lipedema?! I thought you were eating so little calories!? I thought you were in control of your eating again!? I thought all of this therapeutic therapy and therapeutic coping mechanisms were therapeutically curing your food issues?! What happened to just saying NO and living one discomfort at a time?!
Her dietician was SO UNDERSTANDING when Amber emailed her about it, telling Amber that this was the PERFECT step to take and that she was 'ready'. Yeah, just WEIGHT until she sees you on that scale next week. (I know; that was terrible)
To recap here, Amber:
- Spent 12 sessions crying about events in her childhood (of questionable veracity) to her psychologist, instead of working on her uncontrollable eating...
- Has not lost anything other than water weight over the last 5-6 months...
- Has GAINED weight since starting the process in Nov/Dec 2022...
- Has shown an inability or unwillingness to change her horrific eating...
...and is now implying that she's done exactly as she was supposed to and will be approved for WLS.
Part of the message from the dietician:
"First of all, I'm proud of you. Thank you for your email. Thank you for your openness and transparency with your therapist and now me. This demonstrates to me that you are more ready for surgery now, than even some post-op patients I have worked with in the past have ever allowed themselves to be. It takes a lot of courage to open up about your struggles, so I appreciate that you shared that with me."
And then, there were 4 other paragraphs that Amber didn't read as they were private (but probably stated that Amber was still not yet ready for WLS as she still has no ability or willingness to control the amount of shit she shoves into her face).
Amber acts like the nonsense with Destiny was why she stopped eating properly. STOP BLAMING OTHERS FOR WHAT YOU SHOVE IN YOUR MOUTH! Also, the drama with Destiny has been going on for less than A FEW WEEKS, so you started pigging out BEFORE the drama - likely right after your last weigh in at the Dietician's office.
DAMNIT, BECKY!! (I'm sure that somehow this is still all her fault!)
Amber weighed herself today, and she's "gained a couple pounds", which means she gained a FUCKTON of weight, or she'd tell us the number.
"PROGRESS, NOT PERFECTION!!" Yes, but so far there has been NEITHER.
Amber's 'weight loss journey' will now be the main thing she's going to talk about in her videos - until next week when she snaps at her audience that "this isn't a weight loss channel".
"I hope that you enjoyed this video". Thank you! I DID NOT.
