Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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Doing livestreams is dumb, even for her. If I remember correctly, it was the first time she did livestreams that her views went way down, and then stayed there. She is not only boring, but lives show the real her, and all her cunty ways. She is way too unlikable to do them, too narcissistic to pretend she is an actual nice person, and too much of a compulsive liar to not to get caught lying.

I like that she is getting demonitized though. Maybe that will smack the smug off her face a little, and maybe a few more teeth in her almost toothless mouth.
 
Her superchats were pretty low considering.
And each stream is getting less in superchats than the one before it.
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Apologies if late but the funniest part of this recent livestream era is ALR admitting Wipey likes to get sat on.

Jade Francis you're a freak
Getting closer and closer to full on feeder-eater fetishism. Soon she'll post a video to prove Jade's perfectly fine with being sat on and there's nothing wrong by sitting on her all the while pretending not to know it's a fetish.
 
Still 1000 dollars in four days.... Who is giving money to this fat cow?
I guess it irks me since I've been on a poverty diet of eggs, potatoes and sardines for the last month or so.
Don't see the problem here. You'll outlive stinkerbell by 50 years with that diet. Tell me you're throwing some herbs and spices on them though.
 
What flag are you checking to see if it's monetized or not? yt_ad is set to 1 on all of them
Amber has been telling her audience during her streams that they are getting demonitized - likely because of Amber talking about her molestation stories when people are calling her out on it. She said the second one was demonitized, and in her most recent one, implied that livestream #3 was demonitized as well... Of course, as this is Amber, it's equal money whether it's actually true or not.

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@Situation Type Deal Gorl re: Amber dating Casey from 16-20 - She's claiming that she was in a 'long-distance relationship' with him from 16 to 18. Translation: she was grooming Casey to be host to her parasitic shelf for when she inevitably aged out of the system and needed someone to mooch off of. But her aunt and grandmother took her in for a while first, so she didn't move into Casa Casey until a while after she turned 18. She's also trying to make the situation (type deal) sound a little better. Kind of like "Ignore the fact that I was an adult and Casey was still a minor when I met and moved myself into their bed - we were talking online when I was 16 (likely almost 17)".

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Okay, I said I wouldn't do another one, but Amber's saying some really wacky stuff, and I think a summary may be in order. And it's only 40 minutes (and I really need a break from my project), so let's get going!

(Sorry, I can't figure out how to download the video to archive from Tails)

Amber plucking hair off her face - quality content. Do this shit BEFORE PRESSING RECORD!

"Destiny keeps saying that she wasn't around for my cancer symptoms.... during that time, Destiny and I were closest, in friendship ways and would see each other the most". She visited you from time to time when you paid her to - as shown in her vlogs that she tells us to check. She wasn't around you nearly as much as she was when she lived with you, as she said.

Amber breaks out her old phone to imply that she's got documentation of what 'really happened'. Amber refers to her old phone, but doesn't show anyone. No one believes you.

More picking apart Destiny's stories of when Destiny was or was not trying to hook up with anything with a vulva. "She's lying a lot" and NO ONE CARES!!! Amber is continuing to claim that she KNEW Destiny was trying to cheat, and instead of handling it like an adult, she chose to try to emotionally manipulate and control her partner.

Ambo's STILL mad that Dusty called her a sumo and said she smelled, and now she's shitting on the audience for laughing along. It's okay for AMBER to laugh out of awkwardness, but no one else! It shows where your heart is at. Again, NO ONE CARES.

SUPERCHAT - essentially saying they are tired of seeing Ambo continuously fail, and that she's running out of chances. Amber responds by saying that she's sorry for being human.

Bullshit forced coughing. Oh, don't mind MUH DANGLEENG LUNG.

Destiny was obsessed with me!!

Amber retcons the story about being abandoned at Walmart AGAIN. This time, she scooty-puffed off, went to the restaurant thingy in Walmart, then immediately and constantly texted and called Destiny to tell her where she was. RED FLAG BEHAVIOUR - yet Amber chose to stay in the relationship and instead try to control Destiny even MORE for another year and half.

Okay, pro-tip for Amber, because all of this therapeutic therapy apparently hasn't hit on it yet: NO ONE 'OWES' YOU VALIDATION! Stop trying to FORCE people to give it to you.

Shits on her audience for 'making fun of abuse'. Acts like the victim "I'm the villian and I need to be the voice of reason".

Starts talking about the 'Code Red' Incident: That didn't happen .... BUT IF IT DID (and then she lost her train of thought and went to shaming people for finding it funny). It's obvious it happened and Amber's trying to justify her actions.

CAMEO-TALK!! Don't cancel your orders if she hasn't done your videos yet, just keep rebooking!! She's been SO BUSY with trying to double-dip with livestream bullshit to bother cranking out any 30 second videos!

AMBER FINDS UNDENIABLE PROOF, CLEARING HER GOOD NAME DURING THIS TOXIC-WASTE RELATIONSHIP SHE HAD WITH DESTINY!! Seriously! It's a private, online only journal (that she doesn't show us) that covered the Krystle and Destiny eras, and stopped during the Becky era. She uses it to find out that what she said to Mindy to earn the K-Cup beatdown was "I hate you".

Yes, so far she has referenced mystery text messages (that she doesn't show us), and a mystery secret journal (that she doesn't show us). It's a shame she didn't go to law school, she would have been a real-life MATLOCK!

According to Amber, Dana was a good 'witness' to what Amber went through with Destiny's mom... despite them not meeting Dana until WAY AFTER moving out of Mindy's house. And AFTER moving out was when Mindy and Amber buried the k-cup holder hatchet and Mindy WUVED Amber like a daughter. So... this sounds like more BULLSHIT.

The ways she's pushing this 'journal' is making it sound more and more like it's just total bullshit as well.

Amber won't show Dana and Destiny's screenshots because they show Amber to be lying because they are private.

Amber and Destiny didn't plan this (they are just milking this opportunity for all it's worth).

Twinkie's nails - they are cut by their vet every two months... but months ago, you said you were getting them cut every 2 WEEKS because of her super-duper unusually long quicks?

Amber has been "perfect" with her medicine for MONTHS now. Her ang-zite hasn't been this good since being a teenager.

DESTINY BROKE UP WITH AMBER BEFORE THE JANUARY 13TH BREAKUP. It was in November and lasted 24 hours or so. That explains the absurd amount of gifts that Amber bought Destiny and made her open in November.

The breakup was "so random because everything was totally fine, and then she just broke up with me". So, according to Amber: Destiny was trying to cheat the whole time, abandoned her at a Walmart just to be an asshole, was having a series of stress-related medical problems (as shown in the vlogs), was uncomfortable with the bad relationship between Amber and Mindy, and Amber was needing constant attention, company, and validation, but the breakup was "so random" and their relationship was "totally fine".

Destiny came back with flowers, a card, a baloon, and an iPod to apologize. Amber again twists this into more proof that Destiny was emotionally cheating on her with Dana. And again, this story sounds like bullshit. Why didn't we see the balloon and iPod in your vlogs, Ambo? We saw the mountain of gifts that *YOU* bought for Destiny.

Amber is glad that Destiny is doing this, (because now she can lie and make up shit to drag Destiny's reputation through the mud).

Reaction channels are all the same because they are all biased and all have the mission to think Amberlynn Reid is lying (because she is).

Worst thing Destiny ever did: Amber would babysit Destiny's dog Cash (doubtful) - and the double-Ds didn't train him well. One time (not with Amber), Cash bit a little girl, and Destiny decided get someone to shoot Cash to put him down. Amber has no idea what happened to Cash, and realized that Destiny is a piece of shit because she WUVS animals so much and wouldn't euthanize one unless they were on the brink of death. (Ignore Gracie, or Rafe telling the audience that Amber was going to abandon at least one of her cats in a stranger's backyard because she wasn't sure if she could move them in with her at Becky's house).

OH! But, you know, she kept insisting that Destiny come over to hang out and kept bribing her with money to do so for months (years?) afterwards.

"Are you going to tell people that your mom beat me up... and that you tried to kill your dog? Because I'm not messing around". If Jade wasn't around, Twinkie would be dead by now from your neglect, so... you know, stones and glass houses and all.

To Destiny: "What have you exposed?" Good point. Destiny's exposed nothing ... we already knew you were a gorlfriend abusing, pet neglecting, controlling, emotionally manipulative, fat, smelly piece of shit. Just like we knew that Destiny was a borderline retarded, animal abusing/neglecting, greasy lesbian lounge lizard.

Now Amber's Father's friends DID touch Amber. Things like tucking her hair behind her ear, stroke her legs, etc. But she doesn't want to talk about it (because she's a lying liar who has been caught lying and can't salvage this).

Amber no longer believes that she can live a fulfilling life without leaving the apartment. She was depressed when she said that. She totally DIDN'T say it to hide the fact that she had, once again, eaten herself into immobility. And we STILL don't have any evidence that Amber actually leaves the apartment other than to go to appointments, or get driven around in the new pork wagon. Amber gaslights her audience: It's Amber's irresponsible medication use which has caused her inconsistencies and for her to seem like a different person than who she says she is... not all of the many intentional LIES she's been caught in.

Amber knew about the surprise party with Sharla, and had to pretend she didn't know to protect people's feelings. I wasn't following her at this time, so I have no idea the context or if this is even important. Ambo goes into a long, complicated explaination, so I'm guessing this is a big LIE she's trying to justify? She's claiming that this was a 'stressful time' because of Amber knowing about Desiny's cheating or something.

Amber and Destiny are texting, but they aren't TEXTING.

Amber totally doesn't reframe events to victimize herself and vilify others!

Superchat "You've grown so much!" Amber: Thank you? (:biggrin:)

Amber loses money from livestreams "Because YouTube says No NO NO!!!". It sounds like yet another livestream may have been demonitized (likely from all of the molestation talk). Despite that, she's planning on mixing livestreams and vlogs in the future. Stop being dramatic, Amber. YouTube didn't CHARGE you money, and it doesn't cost you anything to press record and eyefuck yourself during these stream of consciousness exercises (and you get superchats), so you aren't LOSING money from your livestreams.

TL;DR: Amber keeps trying to retcon all of the stories Destiny has told in her last few livestreams - as well as Amber's response to them. This is resulting in EVEN MORE plotholes and inconsistencies. Amber refers to an old phone full of text messages and a secret online diary as 'proof' of various claims - yet shows neither to her audience. Amber keeps with the new story that she knew Destiny was emotionally cheating the entire time they were together. Destiny dumped Amber in November (which explains the mountain of presents), but says Destiny apologized to her by giving her an iPod. Amber tells a story that Destiny planned to have someone shoot her dog Cash to kill him after he bit a child, and says that she doesn't know what happened to Cash, and that's when she realized that Destiny was a piece of shit (but not enough of a piece of shit to stop paying for her company). Amber tries to pretend that she "loses" money by doing livestreams, fooling no one. Amber totally DOESN'T reframe events to victimize herself and vilify others!

EVEN SHORTER TL;DR: Destiny is a borderline retarded, pet abusing, greasy lesbian lounge lizard. And Amber is a gorlfriend abusing, pet neglecting, controlling, emotionally manipulative, fat smelly piece of shit and NO ONE WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HER - except for a retarded greasy lesbian lounge lizard like Destiny.

...I know, SHOCKING, right?!
 
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What in the fuck is this story about a 2 year old child getting bit in the FACE by a dog and being abused and Dusty did nothing about it but she is sure "is fine" and let a dog ripped from his Mother at 3-4 weeks old and tossed it from family to family and chained up outside all the time in the fucking winter and shit oh my fucking god dusty you fucked up.
Dana's pedo dad shot the dog in the head he should have shot himself in minecraft after.
Holy fuck I cannot with this abusive bitch her and Dana need to burn in hell.
 
Destiny video
Clarity

So rambling but what nugget I gather was she had an untrained dog near a toddler somehow and the kid's dead beat mom let the dog bite the kid the face.

Dusty took the kid the hospital. Not the mother but Dusty.



Holy shit Batman Dusty's white existence trash is something else I tell you waht.

WTF?

Edit: Couldn't finish it but the comments on yt are killing dusty. Rightly so. She really is a piece of shit person through and through.

So fucking ugly. God damn.
 
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So with her first stream being demonetised Karina mentioned it that Amber said in a subsequent live stream. I rarely if ever watch Karina but it's better than Jordy (faggot) or ZM (omega faggot). Amber said it's because she said about sexual assault and the bot demonned her. I kinda believe her on that one but she has a vested interest to encourage the superchats.

As for the superchats she barely took anything after cuts like that $432 one is $302.4 after Youtubes cut and she would have made more on a video.
 
I think the craziest part about all of this is just the astounding lack of awareness by Amber. I mean, I know we comment on how self-absorbed and not self-aware she is, but :story: this is BEYOND next level.

She's admitted to exaggerating and embellishing events to make them sound better in her "I lied and I'm sorry" video in May 2022, but she is incapable of going from one video to the next without changing a story or lying about some detail. It's an absolute COMPULSION. She's changed her SA story AGAIN, and is now saying that her father's friends physically laid hands on her (touching her legs, brushing against her, tucking her hair behind her ear). You'd think she'd TRY to control this - especially when she wrote a script for this livestream, and is actively trying to assassinate Destiny's character (waste of time, Amber, it was dead long before you started flinging shit).

The only thing that's leaning me towards Amber actually having cancer and not just pre-cancerous cells at this point is the fact that a a surgeon was willing to take the risk of cutting her open. It seems way too risky to just go to surgery without trying ANY other treatment to control the bleeding if it was from PCOS and endo and getting her weight down before surgery - especially considering all the other lolcow deathfats who have the same diagnosis. Didn't Chantal have it for years before getting surgery? Didn't Jen have it, and die from something else YEARS LATER and the surgery was never done? I mean, sure, a fatty got a fatty diesease, it makes sense. But just the perfect timing of it, and how she kept changing her symptoms and duration, and changing the story about going to the doctor, and then her retconning her recovery and aftercare. Oh, and don't forget the whole bullshit about her oncologist having NO RECORD of her. But really, at this point and with her showing this unhinged behaviour on full display, I don't even know what I believe about that anymore.

It also clearly shows how brutally obvious that Amber's thinking is so rigidly black or white. During the Becky livestreams, Amber kept going back and forth between Dana being "painted black or white" (good or bad). Dana was as shitty of a person as Destiny was in the beginning of that year. Then Becky dumped her and Destiny and Dana were her friends again because they were there for her. Then Jade was in the picture and Dana wasn't friend material anymore because Amber didn't need her. Then Destiny and Dana broke up and Amber became sympathetic towards Dana. Then Destiny called Amber a stinky sumo and suddenly Dana is this wonderful person. And everything Amber accuses Destiny of was also done by Dana, and she bears equal responsibility (and is therefore just as much of a shitbag). Oh, and Dana also sold Amber's gifted Torrid tents by the pound on Facebook marketplace and joined an Amberlynn Haydur group, which will never NOT be funny.

It makes me wonder what horrible stories she'll tell about Becky if need be. Maybe she'll confirm the story of Becky trying to cheat with her own stepsister (Frazzlecakes Jr) and then sexually harassing her when Frazzlecakes Jr said no (and that's part of why she left her job)? Maybe she'll talk about Misty's pedo ex? About the nephew who may have died due to inadequate medical care (possibly negligence)? That Becky was a lazy layabout who just watched cartoons and ate crayons all day - wait, we already knew that. I wonder what stories we'll get about JADE when the time comes. Now THAT will be good - I'm willing to bet that she's got a few skeletons in her closet.

Anyway, definitely ALL cluster B traits. Place your guesses: Borderline with Narcissistic traits, or Histrionic with Narcisisstic traits. The illusion of perfect love are narcissistic and histrionic traits, but the extreme painting of people is more boarderline. She's definitely a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a backwards shirt-dress wrapped in a stretched out cardigan.
 
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What did Amber mean when she said something about people being afraid to stand up to reaction channels? Reactors are dragged to filth all the time. Does she think that if we don't like a reactor that means we will like her? Nevermind, of course she does.

I was bitten in the face by a dog when I was around 2 years old. (The dog wasn't vicious, it just got startled by a small human. He was not put down and in fact lived to a ripe old age.) I have a noticeable scar but otherwise it must have been no more traumatic than a knee scrape since I barely remember anything about the incident and mostly know about it through what other people have said happened.
The kid Destiny's dog bit is probably fine, or at least not dead (which passes for fine in some circles.)
The dog biting a human probably woke Destiny up to what kind of animal she had raised, and she saw no other way to fix the problem before the dog did more damage. Was she right? I have no idea.
 
Trying to reply to Boolean Bitch but gosh darn internets ain't workin! Series of tubes my ass!

I doubt Becky will ever come out her shell after how Amber treated Destiny. The money is not worth the trouble especially if some of the details you alluded too are true.

As for Jade, her plan is just to out live Amber or at least be as anonymous as possible. My yankee pride is exposing itself here but they just make people a little more street smart north of the mason dixen line. She's a con artist while Becky is just a moron.

The true test is gonna be once Amber's health problems become too much for them to handle. As of now, Jade has housing, food, and toys all supplemented by Amber's yt. What is going to happen once Amber is hospitalized? Medical bills way above monthly income?

I could see Jade using that as the opportunity to get full access to Amber's finances then stealing that shit. Marriage scam maybe. Leave Amber to rot in The Henry as the bills pill up.

That would make my day. If Jade pulled that off I'd tip my hat to thee. Would it be worth it? No of course not but still god damn Jade if that's your plan than you are a sick fuck. Something only NYC could produce. Kudos.
 
I doubt Becky will ever come out her shell after how Amber treated Destiny. The money is not worth the trouble especially if some of the details you alluded too are true.
Becky is too much of a doormat to do it. She would rather living in dirt than putting any effort to get some money.

As for Jade, her plan is just to out live Amber or at least be as anonymous as possible. My yankee pride is exposing itself here but they just make people a little more street smart north of the mason dixen line. She's a con artist while Becky is just a moron.
Jade is certainly a con artist. The fact that she does not want to be on video is a proof. I still do not know why she is with Amber. It does not make sense.

The true test is gonna be once Amber's health problems become too much for them to handle. As of now, Jade has housing, food, and toys all supplemented by Amber's yt. What is going to happen once Amber is hospitalized? Medical bills way above monthly income?

I could see Jade using that as the opportunity to get full access to Amber's finances then stealing that shit. Marriage scam maybe. Leave Amber to rot in The Henry as the bills pill up.
With the other fact is that Jade does not want to marry Amber, bring me to think that if something happens to Amber, Jade would be ready to bail out very quickly. It would not be so easy if they were married.
 
CinnamonToastKen, a 4.6M sub youtuber, has jumped on the Amber train.
Eta -he's just reacting to the sunnyv2 Amber video from a few months ago. But there may be a lot of new eyes on Amber.

Edit 2- apparently Amber is going after apatheticFaxx again Screenshot_20230611_211136_YouTube.jpg
 
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Maybe she'll confirm the story of Becky trying to cheat with her own stepsister (Frazzlecakes Jr)
THANK YOU! I knew Becky had been accused of sidling up to some young girl, but I couldn’t remember the details. Of course she tried to get with her step sister. The only thing white trash loves more than animal abuse is incest.
 
apparently Amber is going after apatheticFaxx again
This bitch has already been doxxed, at this point just take Hambur to court over this email that's actively threatening abuse of the copyright system. There's great case law about this on the books from the H3H3 and Sargon trials, should be an easy win and might give lardass a dose of reality.
 
I will stake my tinfoil hat as I said it a while ago but will reiterate. My theory was as Amber's relevance and pay cheque declines her true nature and manic will accelerate. I think her recent months have been tough and she has been dipping further into her savings each time. Now she has barely anything and every month she scrambles for relevancy.

Jade is a shell relationship and she has no one.
 
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