Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[vanilla_pepsi_head]

Meth mama is a bigger cow than Amberlynn has ever been. CPS had to remove her children from the hospital the day that they were born. That is some gold tier cowdom, true white trash delicacy and waaaaay more milk than being fat and bleeding on a mattress.

Slightly disagree. Kristine is an irresponsible tweaker and consummate white trash, yes, but she's always been able to wipe her own ass, and more to the point, she doesn't feel the need to broadcast her personal drama on the internet for attention whoring purposes. Amber's addictions to compulsive eating and online attention have wrecked her life at least as much as meth use fucked Kristine's, she just happens to be a lesbian (and fatted herself out of fertility anyway) or I guarantee there would be a couple of children raised poorly enough to warrant state intervention (easier to control with emotional abuse, use as slaves, and get her attention/validation fix from than a rotating cast of partners). The only reason Amber seems more high functioning than her mother is because she lucked into a Youtube following just for being freakishly fat and stupid.

Weird way to say, “starts using meth again”

The head games that are going to be played between Amber and her mother are going to be epic. Amber figures she is OWED big time and her mother’s primary focus is still probably maintaining her sobriety, her boyfriend and work and everything normal.

I think the deciding factor to whether Kristine reverts back to using meth or not is if she's dumb enough to let her fatberg spawn convince her to quit her job in return for becoming an indentured servant for a chunk of Youtube shekels. If she does, Kristine will be bored off her tits all day stuck in the apartment while Amber fats around, not allowed to leave (unless she's on a Hamber errand) because god forbid fatass wants something and there's no slave within yelling distance. If there is any environment that will act as fucking Miracle Gro for a drug habit, it's that. Look what happened to Becky ffs. Kristine (as of now) has at minimum stopped behaving like a meth addled retard and getting arrested for it, so I would like to believe her support system (Tammy, her doctor, a therapist, her NA meetings, whoever) is there to talk her out of setting herself up to fail by letting Amber walk all over her.

Pathetic and phoney cry for help is pathetic and phoney.

It very transparently was. I just don't think it was primarily meant for her audience. I'm quite sure it was directed at her mother. I'm pretty sure Kristine isn't sticking around all day to wait on Hamber hand and foot the way she's used to, and Amber's reaction to being told "no" is to make a big show of drinking and sulking in hopes her mom comes running with the "don't do that bbygirl, I'm sooo worried about you, you''re worth way too much to hurt yourself, your mentuls need coddling, I'll stay here to be an emotional punching bag, here's some undivided attention." Being over 30 and playing games like this is so fucking juvenile that it's embarrassing.

 

[Yeah Just Shut Up]

Is this James? Or Jonathan? Looks like he met up with MethMom and things turned sour for some reason. Ex or current addict of course.

Spoiler: James or Jonathan

Link to FB

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

For entertainment value, a spunt meth mama would be great, milk wise.

IMHO I think Methamama is a reformed enough addict to ignore the distractions.

Amber needs yt so she will continue posting regardless of her situation.

Predication : LifebyJen arc. New feeder will be MALE and will come with a shady past.

 

[Polska krowa]

So here is the problem with Amber's plan because clearly, her aim is to pay MethMom to be a live-in carer. I will die on that hill because Amber loves controlling people other than herself. The problem is she does not have the money to do it, I do wonder how much the dent on her pay cheque will affect her psyche because that will be great.

This is definitely her plan for the next couple of months. Amber's longer term plan is almost definitely to find another thumb butler, though. As soon as one comes along she'll hook Kristine and revert her back to being an extra in the Amberverse, there'll probably be some stupid social media drama, and they'll fall out until Amber breaks up with the next wipey

 

[lol cow supreme]

The Amberlynn Reid Alone-uh in Oklahom-uh Bender Booze Count

1 Buzz Ball Chiller Pineapple Cholada ABV 15% 187ml BAC after consumption: .01 (Barely registering)

1 Buzz Ball Chiller Choco Chiller ABV 15% 187ml BAC after consumption: .02 (if it took her 30 minutes for both)

6 White Claw Hard Seltzer Mango ABV 5% 340ml BAC after consumption of 1: .03 (drinking 1 hr) after 2: .04 (drinking 1 hr total)

Final BAC:.04 if she drank all 4 of her drinks in 1 hour. A 130 pound woman would be at .20% and likely blacked out or dead.

What if? If she smashed both Buzz Balls and the entire 6 pack of white claws in 1 hour she would just barely reach .08%, the legal limit for driving and what most people dont consider "drunk" but tipsy. She would be back at 0% in just 5 hours.
A 130 pound woman would be at a .37% and almost certainly dead.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

So here is the problem with Amber's plan because clearly, her aim is to pay MethMom to be a live-in carer. I will die on that hill because Amber loves controlling people other than herself. The problem is she does not have the money to do it, I do wonder how much the dent on her pay cheque will affect her psyche because that will be great.

2 - Her family is not going to tolerate her for long and she is going to end up trying to buy their affections and it will not work out how she hoped.

I do not think that it will work with Kristine.

First, Kristine saw how manipulative and needy was when she helped her after the surgery. Second, Kristine has been in prison, survived, and likely saw people far worse than Amber, so her trying to manipulate Kristine would be difficult. Third, Kristine was addicted for years and realises that she was a terrible mother and probably deeply regrets it. However, she will try to stay sober and not go back to her old ways and Amber is not going to push her there. After her visit to Amber, she never came back. At best, I think she tolerates Amber for now.

Amber's move came at the worst time because her channel before the move was experiencing its first major decline. The Jade breakup actually saved her financially but I do think it came from left field.

I think that Jade was the best thing that happened to Amber. Jade has the "saviour complex", but unfortunately came across Amber. Jade pushed Amber to post regularly, every 2 days, to make sure her income would grow. But Amber is beyond the "best before" time and her schtick does not work as much as before. Jade tried to stabilise Amber's health by at least going to regular doctor's visits, but Amber never bothered even going once, hence the bizarre "they lost my file event" which never happened; AMber never registered to this clinic. Finally, Jade pushed Amber to get bariatric surgery, but Amber did not do even the strict minimum. By then, Jade was over Amber.

Because she had so much downtime due to the move it meant her first decline in her channel's history. She will not take that well, Amber from witnesses is obsessed with money but incredibly lazy. I think this move is going to affect her in worse ways than she thinks.

If she had hooked another carer this summer, she would have not moved. It did not work in Lexington and now is trying to in Oklahoma City. With both Becky and Jade, she was incredibly lucky. I am sure it makes her think that it was easy. I am waiting for her to go on Plenty Of Fish or other dating sites.

 

[Ayygs and Layygs]

I wonder how long before big al says she never had an issue with alcohol and hints that Jade was an abusive alcoholic.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

It very transparently was. I just don't think it was primarily meant for her audience. I'm quite sure it was directed at her mother. I'm pretty sure Kristine isn't sticking around all day to wait on Hamber hand and foot the way she's used to, and Amber's reaction to being told "no" is to make a big show of drinking and sulking in hopes her mom comes running with the "don't do that bbygirl, I'm sooo worried about you, you''re worth way too much to hurt yourself, your mentuls need coddling, I'll stay here to be an emotional punching bag, here's some undivided attention." Being over 30 and playing games like this is so fucking juvenile that it's embarrassing.

Agreed. While I understand that she sees her channel as a way to afford her lifestyle, I think that a lot of the content on her channel is more aimed towards manipulating the people in her physical life - and it was the sole reason for the start of her channel. I mean, a NORMAL person wouldn't humiliate themselves by posting weight loss content of themselves CONSTANTLY failing and growing to the size of a garden shed if they weren't really trying, because it would be humiliating and degrading. I think she started it to try and convince Krystle's parents that she really was trying to lose weight and better herself (when in reality, she was just adding another level to the grift). Then she started getting tons of attention and validation online. And then the money started rolling in. And then the intention of the channel split into both conning her caretakers AND a financial grift.

IMHO I think Methamama is a reformed enough addict to ignore the distractions.

Spoiler: There is no such thing as a reformed enough addict.

Given enough time, they will clear their body of the substance (eliminiating physical reliance). Through honest introspection, they can realize that the drug doesn't do anything to help in the short term, is damaging in the long term, and that they don't really *WANT* to use because it's not actually fulfilling the need they have. Still, they know that their addiction is still there, and always will be. The problem is that an addiction at its core is a really strong habit. We can't actually "break" or forget habits. They'll ALWAYS be there as the brain (on a subconscious level) will NEVER forget what a fast, easy, and powerful hit of dopamine the drug was. The best addicts can do is try to replace the bad habit with a better one that gives them what they're looking for. You get rid of the "persons, places, things" that trigger the habit, and you establish new "persons, places, things" to build the replacement habit (examples: excercise, starting a business, running a volunteer program). Even if the new habit sticks, if you start bringing in the old habit elements from the addiction and start taking away the new habit elements, the addict will white-knuckle until they finally relapse (or transfer and develop another negative habit if it's an easy and powerful source of dopamine).

[If anyone reading this is interested about the subject of habit formation - but has no interest in bullshit 12-step/addiction literature - Charles Duhigg wrote a self-improvement book called "The Power of Habit" that's really interesting. If you don't want to buy it, you can find pdf and epub versions here:
https://oceanofpdf.com/authors/char...usiness-download-58827748320/?id=000669451329 ].

And it's even worse, because addicts don't just 'start over' with their addictions. A saying I've heard people use is "When I'm in recovery, my addiction is in the background doing pushups". If the level of destruction of their habit was a 7/10 after 5 years of using, and then they got sober for 10 years and then relapse, it won't take them 5 years to get back to where they were. They'll likely be back at 7/10 within a span of months, and then continue to worsen. Addictions are really nasty shit.

Hopefully (for Kristine's sake), she's seen enough of this to realize how dangerous Amber's behaviour can be to her sobriety. If Kristine has spent any decent amount of time in 12-step programs for her recovery over the years, then she's probably seen more than enough manipulative and predatory addicts to have seen every trick in the book. Also being an addict herself, she would know the playbook inside and out, very likely having inflicted this bullshit on others before. It would also explain what seems to have been the falling out between her and Amber's brother in the posts that @Yeah Just Shut Up archived near the top of this page.

[Edited to Add:]
@lol cow supreme It might hit her a little bit harder than that (considering her possible NAFLD), but still, I'm sure Amber having to pee out the additional 2.414L of liquid (and more, as alcohol is a diuretic) would have caused more stress on her body than the actual alcoholic content of the drinks.

 

[Cock wombler]

Tiktok updates- both posted October 16th 2023

She's found the hair colour changing filters.
I've not double posted they are 2 separate videos. Same song, same filter, same bad lip synching but in 1 she's using a temu crystal as a mic.

 

[RedMage]

I'm single and drinking in my closet, electricity got turned off, cook breakfast with me | vlog​

(10/16/2023)

Original:

Archive keeps crashing for some reason. Probably going to have to wait a few hours.

"Now that I'm single I can do what I want to do and not what my partner wants to do"

She is in a cope spiral because we all know if she didn't get her way, she would throw a fit. Perhaps what she really meant is she no longer has to tantrum her way into getting people to do what she wants.

 

[Kier Starmer]

@Turd Fergusson

agree 1 million % on all points, I am pretty subscribed to her being on a continual fishing expedition to wrangle a carer. She masks it as a girlfriend but everyone knows the truth because Becky blew that cover.

Agree too that Jade is the best thing but to Amber, it was the worst too because she could not exploit her. She was far too self-aware and I think Jade set the boundaries of engagement. I expect she has changed her number and I 1000% suspect she did not give Amber her new address or a fake one. I think all of us have that one ex where we knew it was bad and just cut that fucker off at every avenue and Amber is definitely that person.

I do think if Amber tries to tempt Kristine, her support network will come for Amber hard and ostracize her. Staying sober that long on meth especially is impressive as the relapse rate is very high. Hell even in replacement the common thing is to swap for another drug but she is sober it seems.

I still think her moving to OKC is the worst decision she has made ever because the truth is her family does not like her. She has inserted herself and does not realize they do the thing to avoid narcs, not talk to them. I think Kristine is going to limit her contact personally just because her personality is so draining.

 

[FarmVille]

I do not think that it will work with Kristine.

First, Kristine saw how manipulative and needy was when she helped her after the surgery. Second, Kristine has been in prison, survived, and likely saw people far worse than Amber, so her trying to manipulate Kristine would be difficult. Third, Kristine was addicted for years and realises that she was a terrible mother and probably deeply regrets it. However, she will try to stay sober and not go back to her old ways and Amber is not going to push her there. After her visit to Amber, she never came back. At best, I think she tolerates Amber for now.

You’re not basing this on anything but fantasy tho.

Kiwi Farms has a really bizarre habit of turning every cow’s family members into level headed realists who can see right through bullshit for absolutely no reason whatsoever. Suddenly an uneducated former meth head with numerous prisons stints is a wise woman who can’t be fooled. Oh and of course she secretly hates Amber because we all do.

Same with the polissa thread. Even though her mother lets Polissa live with her, financially supports her, bakes her two cakes for her birthday, the mom must hate Polissa and be over her shit. Like what, how?

I assume it’s just a fantasy of how people here would treat their cows dreamed out via proxy.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Amber's mother is white trash. Actual trash. She's sublimated her drug addiction into a gambling addiction - bingo - and Amber once very dramatically admitted to spending thousands of dollars on gambling sites.

They're going to be addiction buddies now. Also watch for Kristine to get even fatter than she already is.

 

[Cornfed]

2 buzz balls and 6 pack of white claws is not enough to get a heffer like her drunk, even if she mixed it all together and chugged it. She is a quarter fucking ton.
But of course, like a dumb chick who has a wine cooler for the first time, she has to play like she is wasted.
Also, isn't there a club right by where she lives? And she got that delivered? Still fat, still lazy.

 

[lol cow supreme]

Also, isn't there a club right by where she lives? And she got that delivered? Still fat, still lazy.

Theres 2, literally across the street..and technically the one "Vanity" is actually a place with 3 venues in one so its a dance club/bar and a cocktail bar and a restaraunt.

Its literally pink and its STUNNEEEEEN (also you can see the Muse sign out the window) This is Glamour


Ok those tables and booths and those barstools look a bit indimidating for our gorl. How about Vanity (in the same building remember) Thos pillows are LIDURALLY so fluffy you guys.

Now goign across the other street is The Flea, and ya'll its a total Dive Bar situation type deal thats super LGBT friendly and allows pets its vibin. I know you can find a short haired rugrats tshirt wearing wipey in here ya'll. not gonna lie.

Whats that? Burlesque show I dont even know gorl? They are showing them boobies!!!!

 

[Noom Boom]

Tiktok updates- both posted October 16th 2023

She's found the hair colour changing filters.
I've not double posted they are 2 separate videos. Same song, same filter, same bad lip synching but in 1 she's using a temu crystal as a mic.
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I don't think that color looks half bad on her. I think she should do what any emotionally devastated 30 year old woman does after a break up and dye her hair.

 

[Xenomorph]

Tiktok updates- both posted October 16th 2023

She's found the hair colour changing filters.
I've not double posted they are 2 separate videos. Same song, same filter, same bad lip synching but in 1 she's using a temu crystal as a mic.
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Bitch stfu with your screamo 15 year old "NOBODY UNDERSTANDZ ME" shit
I knew the regression would start but wow it really came barreling in quick!

 

[goat sneed]

Tiktok updates- both posted October 16th 2023

She's found the hair colour changing filters.
I've not double posted they are 2 separate videos. Same song, same filter, same bad lip synching but in 1 she's using a temu crystal as a mic.
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Out of every lyric in "Hot 'n' Cold" she could lip sync to, she chose the one starting with "Someone, call the doctor!"

 

[LonesomeDud]

I anticipate Amberlynn switching addictions. Alcohol has a ton of calories, but I can see her forsaking food with the new addiction. Weight loss for the wrong reasons arc?

 

[pippeyyy]

Her making TikToks of her old quotes wasn't what I was expecting so soon in her Oklahoma arc.

Edit: I couldn't get the archive to upload.