Mekahineyho
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Ready for Amber to butt heads with either methmamas bf or Tammy.
Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.
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I am counting on Tammy to stir up some drama.
But I guess it will be a while before we get drama. Amber will play nice at first and pretend to love her single life. Then somehow some new caretaker will appear (probs co-depended with pathological altruism) and she won't need her fam anymore thus she'll revert to her old cunty self.
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Whoever it was who mentioned Pioneer Woman the other day... Do you have any stock tips, perhaps some lottery numbers?
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another day, another outhouse shirt
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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Nice to see Momma Meth becoming the new career taker, Amber barking orders at her like she is Beggy 2.0.
That poor hatch back is doing to being destroyed with in 6 months if Kristine has to keep dragging her obese offspring everywhere.
Obese woman are fag hags; who would have thunk it? I wonder if they bonded well enough with their gay server to tip properly.
That whole gay server story is disgusting; here is some poor soul casted out by society and forced to making a living on their own, using their life story for pity points in order to get a better tip and Amber still makes it about herself.
The GAYS LOVE HER SO MUCH! SHE IS JUST THAT FABULOUS! HER ENTIRE FAMILY IS LOVED BY THE GAYS!
Also notice Amber helped her mother cook and by helped I meant filmed and acted like an annoying twat.
I wonder how much more Kristine can take of this; can the guilt of her being a bad mother outweigh Amber's mannerism and existence?
As much as she is a fuck up , it seems like Kristine cares enough to try to be helpful. For her own sake, I hope she keeps up the boundaries but so far this seems like relatively normal parent stuff. A parent helping their child with their business is not craziest thing in the world; in Amber's case, helping her make content.
Now will Kristine wipe her grown adult daughter's ass? She can make up for all the time she didn't do it when Amber was a baby.
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She’s the only one of them who hasn’t been in jail and isn’t currently living on public assistance. They are probably over the moon with the thought of getting some of those YouTube crumbs. None of the trailer clan will have a problem driving her around as long as they get something in return. Y’all don’t know how white trash thinks
Theres probably enough of a history of DUIs in the Reid family they wouldn’t even consider needing a ride to be a weird request.
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I dont believe its a hatchback looking at the view behind hamber, and its such a bad angle so maybe... but the back seat has a cover on it so you cant tell what the OEM seats were. Its not the black SUV behind her in the vlog either. She got out of her moms car and started filming on the passenger side. Before she goes into the outlet mall she is walking towards her mom around the front of her car. I think Amber is embarassed by the vehicle. Her mom has recently had an image of a 2002 Chevy on facebook but thats not it, as the back seat headrests have a different profile.
Now It would be impressive if she was jammed in one, but that outline of those rear headrests do look like a 2010 Toyota Prius... but the Prius didnt have the cargo cover typically.
I need one or two more vlogs in that car and I'll have it. Some key details are the door card, the headrest profile, and the rear side windows..the dont match the 2010 era prius or corolla..but the doors look really close.
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I do, actually… solid white trash background on both sides with only the last 2 generations have clawed their way out of the proverbial swamp and not everyone escaped the sludge.
But folks are making it sound like Amber’s family put the funk in dysfunctional. If that’s the case, hilarity WILL ensue.
Her archived video will serve as a start for my after supper viewing pleasure. Tedious as it might turn out to be; we’ll get a good starting point, a baseline if you will for Amber and her mother’s behaviour.
Gonna be downhill from there and it shouldn’t take long. I expect Amber has some pretty… exceptional expectations of how her mother should interact with her moving forward, up to and including having a copy of her mom’s work schedule and her own ideas of how much time Mom should be spending with HER significant other.
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Replying to this to put both of October 18th 2023 tiktoks together
Destiny, Becky and jade were all "the person I'm going to spend forever with" at one point.
GorlWorld_Garden
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Apparently, Faline was more than happy to finally be single.
Credit: Reddit (https://www.reddit.com/r/Amberverse_/comments/176q53k/snapmap_jade/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)
Credit: Reddit (https://www.reddit.com/r/Amberverse_/comments/176q53k/snapmap_jade/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=mweb)
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This is why I like KF, there is a place for everyone's special type of autism to shine.
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Jail and CPS wasnt the punishment for Kristine choosing instead of her brood of future addict/convict children to get her back blown tf out while sucking on a crackpipe and random trailer park dick, Amber is.
Love it for the both of em! The cause and effect in the same room at last.
Love it for the both of em! The cause and effect in the same room at last.
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Plot Summary with Commentary. When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber's ex sidekick J'Fony had just rolled her out of the front passenger side of the Mazda without stopping (in order to maintain escape velocity and avoid being pulled into Amber's event horizon), leaving Amber in Oklahoma. Amber spent the next 5 days boasting about not ordering takeout (because she kept going out to eat), playing bingo (but discovering that stamping colourful circles onto giant numbers printed on a piece of paper was too much work), and struggling with incrutiating tasks such as turning on her washing machine and stopping her stove clock from flashing 12:00... 12:00... 12:00. And now we return to our next installment of ... whatever the fuck this is supposed to be.
TL;DR: Mommy acted as Amber's carer for 2 days, driving her to stores, going out to restaurants, visiting grandma, then returning to Amber's house to cook her dinner. No animals were harmed in the filming of this video ... I think, I mean, only 1 of 3 pets were actually seen in this video. Amber has successfully managed to replace one disembodied hand and voice with ANOTHER disembodied hand and voice!
More hair talk. Stop crimping it and WASH IT. Kthxbye. [SKIP]
Last night Ambo got drunk, but it definitely wasn't a (fabricated) cry for help. So sir-ee! This totally not fabricated non cry for help nonsense COINCIDENTLY resulted in Methmama agreeing to spend the next TWO DAYS with Amber "..She invited me to go with her". Yes, after your bullshit dramatics. Oh, and she's even going to COOK for Amber - from her PIONEER WOMAN RECIPE BOOK!! Wow! I hope the recipe can be adjusted for 16 servings.
"I'm going to try and vlog as much as possible". Which means we'll see some feet, and possibly one of mama's bloated, bruised, vericose hands. Awesome.
JUMPCUT!! At the store - FEET!
JUMPCUT!! Outside, trying to vlog in the wind. Just left her aunt's house (assuming Tammie) to see her cousins, and now at the Outlet Mall. Time to buy more tarps atOmars Torrid!
FREEZE FRAME!!
Great. We got rid of one shadow, only to immediately replace them with another. Oh yeah, and that's supposed to be a heart, in case anyone cares.
JUMPCUT!! In Torrid. *touch touch touch*
JUMPCUT!! Back in Amber's apartment. More hair talk [SKIP]
Taste test time! Sesame Chips. Disembodied voice in the background. HA!! Amber says "I saw these at the good ol' TJ Maxx", and Kristine immediately chimes in to say that SHE saw them. Hopefully, Kristine continues to correct Amber on her bullshit - especially the bigger lies.
FREEZE FRAME!
The way she spills over just caught me off guard. She doesn't usually film herself below the shoulders. Weightloss coming in nicely, toobz (oops, wrong cow).
Retarded seal barking (which Amber explains is her laughing).
Amber says "She's laughing at me. She doesn't understand the YouTube". Neither do you, based on the nearly 10 years of content on your channel.
TWINKIE!!! 1 of 3 pets accounted for!
JUMPCUT!! It's the next day!! It's another day of being babysat by mommy. Grandma is going to visit the apartment, and they're going to go out for lunch. Grandma and methma together?! Okay, I'll dial '9' and '1', and when you give me the signal, I'll dial the other '1'. Oh nevermind, we'll just see how this plays out. It'll be like a live episode of COPS.
FREEZE FRAME!
What the fuck is this?! I wasn't paying attention, hang on.... Oh, Amber just says to ignore it, as it'll be gone soon. No idea what that shit's about. Maybe it's to entice mommy to become a FULL TIME caretaker? "Please stay... LOOK! I even got you your own bed so you don't have to sleep in my bed at my feet like I forced Becky to after she broke up with me".
Amber shows off her new bathroom wastecan and toilet scrubber.
JUMPCUT!! Out shopping again. Amber's waiting outside while grandma is still checking out. Wow, exact same content, just different people. Amber bought a new comforter.
JUMPCUT!! Eating at the restaurant.
JUMPCUT!! Riding shotgun in mommy's car!
No... I don't want no scrub.
Scrub is a gal who can't get no love from me
Riding in the passenger side,
of her Momma's ride,
Trying to holler at me!!
Sorry. Every time I see Amber in her mom's car, the song 'No Scrubs' pops into my head.
Amber talks about how she and Kristine visited Grandma at her home. This was the home that Amber got kicked out of about 14-15 years ago. Ah, good times!
[Don't worry: no service animals were harmed during the filming of this video]
Amber Story Time: the waiter at the restaurant was talking to them, and told them that he's gay and they bonded over him being gay and Amber's mom and grandma were obsessed with him. I'll take "Shit that didn't happen" for $500, Alex.
JUMPCUT!! Back at home. Kristine's making the dinner recipe today instead of yesterday, because yesterday she couldn't make the chicken dish... because she forgot the chicken. It's an honest mistake! (read: excuse to go out on Amber's dime to eat)!
We get to watch Kristine's hands make the meal, while Amber fatsplains and touches everything. Ah, just like when Jade used to cook! Amber seems surprised that the base of the asparagus gets cut off. Kristine made cauliflower rice to go with it, because she knows that Amber's a fatass who eats too much rice (and you KNOW Amber brought out the ricecooker as soon as methmama went home).
Taste test (eating on camera)! [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Kristine left, and Amber's now puting the comforter on her bed (but claims she's going to wash the bedding first).
"Thanks for watching" placard with no proper outtro. FUCK YOU AMBER!
Last night Ambo got drunk, but it definitely wasn't a (fabricated) cry for help. So sir-ee! This totally not fabricated non cry for help nonsense COINCIDENTLY resulted in Methmama agreeing to spend the next TWO DAYS with Amber "..She invited me to go with her". Yes, after your bullshit dramatics. Oh, and she's even going to COOK for Amber - from her PIONEER WOMAN RECIPE BOOK!! Wow! I hope the recipe can be adjusted for 16 servings.
"I'm going to try and vlog as much as possible". Which means we'll see some feet, and possibly one of mama's bloated, bruised, vericose hands. Awesome.
JUMPCUT!! At the store - FEET!
JUMPCUT!! Outside, trying to vlog in the wind. Just left her aunt's house (assuming Tammie) to see her cousins, and now at the Outlet Mall. Time to buy more tarps at
FREEZE FRAME!!
Great. We got rid of one shadow, only to immediately replace them with another. Oh yeah, and that's supposed to be a heart, in case anyone cares.
JUMPCUT!! In Torrid. *touch touch touch*
JUMPCUT!! Back in Amber's apartment. More hair talk [SKIP]
Taste test time! Sesame Chips. Disembodied voice in the background. HA!! Amber says "I saw these at the good ol' TJ Maxx", and Kristine immediately chimes in to say that SHE saw them. Hopefully, Kristine continues to correct Amber on her bullshit - especially the bigger lies.
FREEZE FRAME!
The way she spills over just caught me off guard. She doesn't usually film herself below the shoulders. Weightloss coming in nicely, toobz (oops, wrong cow).
Retarded seal barking (which Amber explains is her laughing).
Amber says "She's laughing at me. She doesn't understand the YouTube". Neither do you, based on the nearly 10 years of content on your channel.
TWINKIE!!! 1 of 3 pets accounted for!
JUMPCUT!! It's the next day!! It's another day of being babysat by mommy. Grandma is going to visit the apartment, and they're going to go out for lunch. Grandma and methma together?! Okay, I'll dial '9' and '1', and when you give me the signal, I'll dial the other '1'. Oh nevermind, we'll just see how this plays out. It'll be like a live episode of COPS.
FREEZE FRAME!
What the fuck is this?! I wasn't paying attention, hang on.... Oh, Amber just says to ignore it, as it'll be gone soon. No idea what that shit's about. Maybe it's to entice mommy to become a FULL TIME caretaker? "Please stay... LOOK! I even got you your own bed so you don't have to sleep in my bed at my feet like I forced Becky to after she broke up with me".
Amber shows off her new bathroom wastecan and toilet scrubber.
JUMPCUT!! Out shopping again. Amber's waiting outside while grandma is still checking out. Wow, exact same content, just different people. Amber bought a new comforter.
JUMPCUT!! Eating at the restaurant.
JUMPCUT!! Riding shotgun in mommy's car!
No... I don't want no scrub.
Scrub is a gal who can't get no love from me
Riding in the passenger side,
of her Momma's ride,
Trying to holler at me!!
Sorry. Every time I see Amber in her mom's car, the song 'No Scrubs' pops into my head.
Amber talks about how she and Kristine visited Grandma at her home. This was the home that Amber got kicked out of about 14-15 years ago. Ah, good times!
[Don't worry: no service animals were harmed during the filming of this video]
Amber Story Time: the waiter at the restaurant was talking to them, and told them that he's gay and they bonded over him being gay and Amber's mom and grandma were obsessed with him. I'll take "Shit that didn't happen" for $500, Alex.
JUMPCUT!! Back at home. Kristine's making the dinner recipe today instead of yesterday, because yesterday she couldn't make the chicken dish... because she forgot the chicken. It's an honest mistake! (read: excuse to go out on Amber's dime to eat)!
We get to watch Kristine's hands make the meal, while Amber fatsplains and touches everything. Ah, just like when Jade used to cook! Amber seems surprised that the base of the asparagus gets cut off. Kristine made cauliflower rice to go with it, because she knows that Amber's a fatass who eats too much rice (and you KNOW Amber brought out the ricecooker as soon as methmama went home).
Taste test (eating on camera)! [SKIP]
JUMPCUT!! Kristine left, and Amber's now puting the comforter on her bed (but claims she's going to wash the bedding first).
"Thanks for watching" placard with no proper outtro. FUCK YOU AMBER!
TL;DR: Mommy acted as Amber's carer for 2 days, driving her to stores, going out to restaurants, visiting grandma, then returning to Amber's house to cook her dinner. No animals were harmed in the filming of this video ... I think, I mean, only 1 of 3 pets were actually seen in this video. Amber has successfully managed to replace one disembodied hand and voice with ANOTHER disembodied hand and voice!
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It seems our Jade theory if this is true was bang on. I will concede and say fair play to her she outplayed her and came out of it clean.
I think Amber's play of her audience thinking Kristine is this innocent mother, who is so good is retarded. Kristine is well documented on here and on Reddit and she thinks it is going to rally people to watch her. I do not think so, already her content makes the hotel apartment era more palatable.
Her behaviour on TikTok is very telling of her actual mindset currently and that is she is clearly afraid of losing views. Youtube's new policy on ad placement where they dictate and place the ads and you cannot is something that will affect her massively. YouTube now dictates the actual amount too, so where Amber would spam 10 - 15 in a 15-minute video, those days are over. so for a 10-minute video, she could be given 3 or 2. Things like dislike ratio and watch time will play into how much you are given and remember the YouTube dashboard can detect where viewers skip etc, so she is ultimately at its mercy.
Her trying to necro the glory days with quotes etc is not going to work as even Amber's nostalgia factor has immensely waned. It's not like Chris where it's a very visceral point of nostalgia and discovery. For me personally, I remember scrambling the chans for Chris discussion, a video release was an event. Amber is not, it's just that realization that she is a fat vindictive grifter trying to actually avoid work and responsibilities. Cobra for example is similar where he comes on and talks insane shit but you kinda root for him, Amber does not have that.
Even now even looking at the thumbnail of her recent video, she is trying to necro the days of her and Raith trudging around Walmart. It's honestly just pathetic and that is how I can 100% tell that she has no substantial savings now. Like Chantal, she tells on herself eventually but I admit I will enjoy her trying to sing for her supper, it's way overdue.
I think Amber's play of her audience thinking Kristine is this innocent mother, who is so good is retarded. Kristine is well documented on here and on Reddit and she thinks it is going to rally people to watch her. I do not think so, already her content makes the hotel apartment era more palatable.
Her behaviour on TikTok is very telling of her actual mindset currently and that is she is clearly afraid of losing views. Youtube's new policy on ad placement where they dictate and place the ads and you cannot is something that will affect her massively. YouTube now dictates the actual amount too, so where Amber would spam 10 - 15 in a 15-minute video, those days are over. so for a 10-minute video, she could be given 3 or 2. Things like dislike ratio and watch time will play into how much you are given and remember the YouTube dashboard can detect where viewers skip etc, so she is ultimately at its mercy.
Her trying to necro the glory days with quotes etc is not going to work as even Amber's nostalgia factor has immensely waned. It's not like Chris where it's a very visceral point of nostalgia and discovery. For me personally, I remember scrambling the chans for Chris discussion, a video release was an event. Amber is not, it's just that realization that she is a fat vindictive grifter trying to actually avoid work and responsibilities. Cobra for example is similar where he comes on and talks insane shit but you kinda root for him, Amber does not have that.
Even now even looking at the thumbnail of her recent video, she is trying to necro the days of her and Raith trudging around Walmart. It's honestly just pathetic and that is how I can 100% tell that she has no substantial savings now. Like Chantal, she tells on herself eventually but I admit I will enjoy her trying to sing for her supper, it's way overdue.
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Did Amber nearly have a White Girl Moment with Twinkie, right after she was talking about the sesame chips? I swear I saw their tongues touch.
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Hahahahahahaaa. I’m not gonna watch this shit. I jumped around and saw the PW cookbook. Does it belong to Amber or mom?
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Yeah and Casey was and Krystle was, Dusty was, Beggy was, Flea was etc etc etc how tf can she not have a vaginal prolapse with the amount of uncut CRINGE she is vomiting out??
Wtf are these Plebbit idiots saying...fuck sake according to Plebbit Amber was in VA a week ago lmao
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Fat piece of shit can't even lip sync herself properly JFC
Fat piece of shit can't even lip sync herself properly JFC
Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy
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I think you are underestimating the interest that Amber can generate.
I hate to say it, but I was like you when I first discovered Amber; just like your fascination with Chris, I was fascinated by our fat gorl.
Embarrassing I know but I even search this thread for the real time reactions people had. I am literally following along Snowflakes's videos while reading this thread, trying to pin point the exact time something happen and people's reactions.
I am not saying your other points are not valid but I think you are downplaying Amber's appeal to the normies. I am not saying this appeal is going to ever gain her actually supporters or help her with loss revenue. I just have to point out how palatable she is to the general public.
A lot people out there can relate to her much better than they can to almost any other cow that doesn't have a TLC show.
Hell if Trisha Payatas can have a second act, why can't our gorl have one?