Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Her making TikToks of her old quotes wasn't what I was expecting so soon in her Oklahoma arc.

Edit: I couldn't get the archive to upload.

Its not even funny cause we all know she would never be genuine in admitting she was cringe then and now AND bitch is FATTER NOW.
All it comes off is ignorant.

 

[Babygorlwhisperer]

I still think her moving to OKC is the worst decision she has made ever because the truth is her family does not like her. She has inserted herself and does not realize they do the thing to avoid narcs, not talk to them. I think Kristine is going to limit her contact personally just because her personality is so draining.

i agree. she will have a hard time finding a new butt-butler. who is willing to endure her unwashed and unpleasant presence every single day ?
there where a few that tried. all failed.
- Casey could not stand the Control and run away
- Kristal was terrified of her and got luckily left by the beast to play guitarhero in peace
- Destiny choose the fridge
- Becky left her unpaid work as ambers personal caretaker and driver to be a lazy self-pitying bum from now on
- and even her imported half-criminal House-Slave did leave, despite all the riches Amber gave her and did still had to offer.

lets see how long mom enjoys being ordered around by her gigantic little girl.

 

[FatalTater]

Oklahoma, where the wind goes blowing up your dress
So better wear pants
If there is a chance
'Cuz we all know that fupa is a mess!

Okay, I had to get that out of my system.

Did anyone realize that Amberlynn is SINGLE? Just a SINGLE gal drinking and filming herself, totally not for attention, just for FUN!
SINGLE FUN IN OKLAHOMA WHICH IS NOT KENTUCKY!

 

[We're All Going To Hell 2]

Her stubborn ass really needs to get insurance so she can just get a PCA.

They will help her learn how to live more independently just by doing stuff with her. Take ubers with her. Show her where things are and how to get around town.
Wipe her ass and help her wash her hair. Wash her clothes. Help her unpack.

I don't fault her for drinking and filming it. Girlie is lonely. Talking into the camera is what she knows. I honestly don't even think she did it to stir the pot *optimistic fag* just her typical age regressed self.

I've learned not to get my hopes up with Amber. I don't believe this is the "happiest she's ever been" because she was manic. Amber strikes me as someone who has cyclothymia along with her cluster B fun times.

 

[lostinwoods]

She will have a new caretaker by the end of the month. She has the money and will eventually trap some poor fool in Okla. I personally think she hates her mom and ALR doesn't want to bingo every week, she rather be at home eating.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Amber really has no idea what is sexy. It's like watching a 15 year old. Is she aiming for a younger care taker? The shit she is doing is not what I have seen actual adult lesbians like. How is she going to find someone even remotely her age, unless she is looking for someone with the IQ of a cup of jell-o?
Maybe she is, narcs usually surround themselves with people dumber/more ugly than themselves so nobody steals the show.

 

[Polska krowa]

2 buzz balls and 6 pack of white claws is not enough to get a heffer like her drunk, even if she mixed it all together and chugged it. She is a quarter fucking ton.
But of course, like a dumb chick who has a wine cooler for the first time, she has to play like she is wasted.
Also, isn't there a club right by where she lives? And she got that delivered? Still fat, still lazy.

Yes it is. Amber doesn't drink regularly, so she'll get drunk very easily. Also, people with liver failure tend to get drunk easier as their liver is unable to metabolise the alcohol that passes through it. There is no way Amber's liver is healthy, and while she's not at the point of actual liver failure, her liver's ability to metabolise alcohol will be very poor.

 

[Constellationzero]

She will have a new caretaker by the end of the month. She has the money and will eventually trap some poor fool in Okla. I personally think she hates her mom and ALR doesn't want to bingo every week, she rather be at home eating.

Yeah, well, I remember someone on here back in July say that we needed to wait 5-7 business days for the new asswipe to show.

 

[LonesomeDud]

She will have a new caretaker by the end of the month. She has the money and will eventually trap some poor fool in Okla. I personally think she hates her mom and ALR doesn't want to bingo every week, she rather be at home eating.

I agree. I think she personally plans to lose just enough weight and gain just enough mobility to find a new partner.

 

[Turd Fergusson]

"Now that I'm single I can do what I want to do and not what my partner wants to do"

I think that Jade try to bring some discipline to Amber. She told Amber to post regularly, she had her going to medical appointments, tried to restrict her food consumption, and tried to have Amber do some exercises. When she fell, she was told to have a walk by Jade.

All of this, she hated. Amber never had any discipline. This is why she quit everything she tries. Amber is perfectly happy doing absolutely nothing but eating and watching videos.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

Yes it is. Amber doesn't drink regularly, so she'll get drunk very easily. Also, people with liver failure tend to get drunk easier as their liver is unable to metabolise the alcohol that passes through it. There is no way Amber's liver is healthy, and while she's not at the point of actual liver failure, her liver's ability to metabolise alcohol will be very poor.

People have forgotten that during her cancer journee, her lab results returned very bad liver values and she was panicked about it.

After the surgery she claimed they had returned to being so perfect, she would be immortalized in medical journals has having the most prefect liver values ever beheld.

 

[crawl]

2 buzz balls and 6 pack of white claws is not enough to get a heffer like her drunk, even if she mixed it all together and chugged it. She is a quarter fucking ton.
But of course, like a dumb chick who has a wine cooler for the first time, she has to play like she is wasted.
Also, isn't there a club right by where she lives? And she got that delivered? Still fat, still lazy.

didn’t she mention drinking wine offhandedly, too?

what joy is there in getting wasted alone in your closet? pathetic

 

[Polska krowa]

I think that Jade try to bring some discipline to Amber. She told Amber to post regularly, she had her going to medical appointments, tried to restrict her food consumption, and tried to have Amber do some exercises. When she fell, she was told to have a walk by Jade.

All of this, she hated. Amber never had any discipline. This is why she quit everything she tries. Amber is perfectly happy doing absolutely nothing but eating and watching videos.

You're giving Jade far too much credit here. She cucked the content by not appearing on camera (why would you pursue a vlogger if you weren't willing to show your face) and only did the rest because she didn't want Amber reliant on her 24/7. Jade is either a golddnigger who was with Amber because she wanted to leave off her youtube cheque (if I was Jade in that situation, I would've let Amber pay for everything and saved every penny I had, then fucked off once I had enough money to buy a house), or she was a complete and utter retard, or both

 

[Xenomorph]

For entertainment value, a spunt meth mama would be great, milk wise.

IMHO I think Methamama is a reformed enough addict to ignore the distractions.

Amber needs yt so she will continue posting regardless of her situation.

Predication : LifebyJen arc. New feeder will be MALE and will come with a shady past.

Anyone who either was an addict or grew up with/been around addicts know that you are NEVER reformed enough to say your using days are over.
EVER, you will be an addict for the rest of your life and it's dangerous to allow yourself to think you've kicked the shit for good. It's almost a guaranteed fail.
You know how many addicts die cause they think to themselves "I got this handled now, one shot wont hurt" then they load up to the dose they used to do when they were hardcore using and poof dead. Im using H for an example but this works for anything, also I think Momma Meth is gambling in place of smoking meth and getting gacked.

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Her making TikToks of her old quotes wasn't what I was expecting so soon in her Oklahoma arc.

Edit: I couldn't get the archive to upload.

Sorry it took me so long, fam.

Archive:

 

[beanbag in a hurry]

That.
Might be the funniest thing she's ever done.
And I'm not even laughing.

 

[Goatchoker]

She’s just reusing her own embarrassing clips we made fun of her for to bring traffic to TikTok? Jfc hamber. Lmfao.

I am hoping for full blown alcoholic in Oklahoma era. It’s the least she do.

This will not get better. Fuck. I miss the gaycare.

 

[marjoram]

Amber really has no idea what is sexy. It's like watching a 15 year old. Is she aiming for a younger care taker? The shit she is doing is not what I have seen actual adult lesbians like. How is she going to find someone even remotely her age, unless she is looking for someone with the IQ of a cup of jell-o?
Maybe she is, narcs usually surround themselves with people dumber/more ugly than themselves so nobody steals the show.

There MAY, I repeat MAY, be someone dumber/uglier than FatAl out there but that someone would also have to be completely devoid of self-respect, dignity, and all five senses.

Yeah, FatAl's gonna be alone forever now. Enjoy the beast you've made MethMomma.

 

[LonesomeDud]

I miss the gaycare.

I TOLD ALL OF YOU THAT SOMEDAY YOU WOULD MISS IT AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

I would have loved to have been a fly on the wall when Amber’s extended family learned she was moving to O city. I don’t know what the family stories about her consist of, no idea what memories of her they have or how they feel.

They have GOT to know, at the very least, that she’s highly problematic. Not sure who else in the family has addictions but being an addict with all the associated manipulation and lying doesn’t necessarily protect you from those behaviours being used on you.

I can see her first visits with family, using the soft spoken tones we saw early in her YT career, hinting strongly at SO many past nasty partners taking advantage of her… while she’s calculating what she can get in terms of drives, company, etc. from other family members.

It may be a while before we get hints that not all is going well for her in Tornado Alley but once she starts, oh boy.

No idea how her mother feels or really thinks about all this but previous comments are right. An addict is ALWAYS an addict and the best you can do is work on your own attitudes and behaviours and try to avoid triggers. For her mom, that will probably necessarily involve limiting time spent together and frequent reality checks from those in her life that can be more objective.

If not, relapse may be a matter of when, not if.