Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 553 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,627 74.4%

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    3,529
Her recent rigorous rimming of Chantal is possibly the most grotesque thing she's done in a while.

Imagine intentionally spreading rumours about yourself just to extract of modicum of attention for yourself, fuck me, she's loving herself lately. Hm, she's getting private messages about how much people like her TikTok videos? Are these the same people who DM her tons of support and back up her every word and action?

Of course you love your stuff, anything that involves you and your existence is something you ''love''. Bring on a cheating girlfriend who's just as psychotic as Hamber, let us all watch her flail when dealing with a mirror image of herself.
 
Well its that time folks, its that time to check in with our former baby girl Amba Linn Reid...
Seriously, Orko nails it here. He got 100% 0% wrong on this one.



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When this fat stupid worthless fat fuck was talkeeeen about that mesh "top" & tryeeen on that mesh "top", her stupid fucking illiterate ass kept on saying bcuz she likes to wear it UNDERNEATH. She said UNDERNEATH at least 5× & then she proceeded to put that fucking ugly ass mesh "top" ON TOP OF THE SHIRT she was wearing. Is she that fucking stupid to not know what underneath means!? (We know the answer to this)
 
I googled “Lexington LGBT” and saw tons of articles and information about how gay friendly and large the community is. Amber just didn’t know because she never left the house when living there. Also confused on why she’s excited and telling us this when she’s not going to join them or go anywhere besides chain restaurants and tj maxxs.It’s like when she went on that Lexington vacation in 2019, and filmed the Rupp Arena and told us “Ariana Grande is going to be there!” Like ok are you going? Why are you telling us this?

Amber acting like she’s been deprived of other homos when she lived with 2 gay men for 3 years and had nothing but dykes for friends.
 
I googled “Lexington LGBT” and saw tons of articles and information about how gay friendly and large the community is. Amber just didn’t know because she never left the house when living there. Also confused on why she’s excited and telling us this when she’s not going to join them or go anywhere besides chain restaurants and tj maxxs.It’s like when she went on that Lexington vacation in 2019, and filmed the Rupp Arena and told us “Ariana Grande is going to be there!” Like ok are you going? Why are you telling us this?

Amber acting like she’s been deprived of other homos when she lived with 2 gay men for 3 years and had nothing but dykes for friends.
It's just the incoherent desperate gibbering of a sooper-de-dooper morbidly obese hobosexual who would be 1,000% STRAIGHT if she woke up tomorrow with a human shape and even halfway attractive features.
And should she hit up the ghey scene, she should get meth mawm to swing by the Auto Zone and pick up a heaping skid of cardboard Christmas Trees.
'Tis the season anyway.
 
Gay people are and always have been everywhere, you just gotta look for them. Amber acting like she is so super gay that she is practically a gay-magnet and the elusive gays will just magically appear when she is near, is hilarious. She and everything in her orbit has to be super speshul and she always has to talk to people about how super speshul she and everything around her is. You see, it's not just a coincidence the cashier just so happened to be gay as well, no, it was because of Amber. If Amber had not been at the store, the cashier would not exist. Amber's special gay magnet put a gay cashier in the store. Can't you see she is speshul?

Someone should put her picture on the Wikipedia article for HPD.
 
She talks about herself like she's an alien ''I'm gonna swell, I can feel it''. I'm convinced Fat Fuck thinks she's 95% swelleeeeeeen' and only a dainty 5% actual fat.

Good God, her forced shaky voice is unbearable. You faking human emotions doesn't work very well when you're staring at yourself in the viewfinder you chunky retard. Stop trying to ''pretty cry''.
She is already using BPD as an excuse, talking as though she's an expert on it since being self diagnosed. She is playing this shit up, this is probably going to be used as a crutch more than her pretend BED.

Anyone else noticed how she's not screechy and hyperactive around her Mom like she is with every other fucker in the Amberverse? I wonder if she knows Momma won't like it or maybe Big Al is too embarrassed to put on her quirky gorl act in front of family?
Still smelly, still fat.

It's not mental illness that's making her life ''hard'', it's her egotistical ''how dare anybody leave me to fend for myself'' bullshit. Get fucked Tubby.
 
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