Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 555 15.7%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,632 74.4%

  • Total voters
    3,536
oh my god that was infuriating I can't believe the Dietician lasted as long as she did.
It truly is a great glimpse into how she operates. From the inappropriate texts (“OMG my viewers are so awful”) to not listening to a word the dietician said (“Drink more water? Diet Coke is made of water right?”) to just blatantly manipulating her into giving her ammo against her audience (“She said salt doesn’t cause weight gain, guize! This Chinese food for a family of 4 is totally okay for my diet.”). Just horrifying.
 
With Jade I believe 100% that that bitch whenever the opportunity to bail appeared, she took it. Clever move since narcs always fall for this. I think the no weight loss surgery was the nail since she was going to pay and at that point everything her detractors said made sense and then she said I am out and moved to another apartment in the Henry.

Amber though is really stupid and this "abuse" storyline is not going to go how she thinks it will go. Jade multiple times has told Amber "no", meaning she does stick up for herself now I am not her biggest fan and I am the last to call racism but Amber is being an actual giant cunt with this.

So our evidence is to fuck over Amber and show she is a shitty narrator and person.
  • In the Becky cereal confrontation, her body language was authentic and she was the aggressor. It was not scripted because you can tell by Becky's face and I think Eric put it in to stir the pot but show the real Amber.
  • The Norma cancer calls, fucking monstrous, she did this to a stage 3 breast cancer sufferer who days prior had a double mastectomy, which whilst having no bed rest is still not a fun procedure.
  • Casey, she lied about rape. One of the worst lies you can tell about a person.
  • Destiny, tell all. Whilst it was not explosive it basically confirmed a lot of detractor thoughts of what happened and whilst she is not the best narrator, it is still better than Amber.
Now Amber does not realise that Jade has the power in this dynamic because people will mostly believe her and not Amber. If she goes through with this, she may well just delete her channel, this is a death sentence. It killed Chantal's channel because I know what she will do, over vlogmas she will keep either hyping or spamming abuse videos over vlogmas (fucking lol). Then for months doing some survivor shit.

I honestly wish Jewtube will do something about this shit because if anyone has worked with domestic abuse survivors, those fuckers have so many issues with adapting post-abuse.
 
@Chaotic Pizzaparty Though you are right I don't think Jade is coming back. She made a pretty clean exit especially compared to other girlfriends.

Honestly, if I was Jade, I'd let Amber saying anything about me. Who cares? It's like wrestling with a pig, you are just gonna get covered in shit.

Now is Amber doxs Jade then that's a different story; forced publicity would changed the calculus in ways that would benefit our enjoyment.
 
If she goes through with this, she may well just delete her channel, this is a death sentence.
Oh, she likely will. And because she doesn't have that live person (or persons), with no fealty to her, and nothing personal, to contradict her, humiliate her, and generally smack her down multiple times.
Her mother is not likely to do it, but it could happen. The mother didn't raise her, and honestly has no fealty to her other than what she can parlay into money, free shit, and online fame--same as Jade.

She really needs a live person with absolutely ZERO interest in money, free shit, and attention to put the smackdown on this pachyderm. But I know that's never going to happen.
 
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What a desperate fucking loser.
Desperate indeed. She is embarrassing herself by saying that she is fine being in a polyamorous relationship (as long as one has a car). This is neither cute nor quirky.

She is ripe for being taken advantage of. She is too infamous, and a quick Google search would show a scammer what to do to. She likes to play a victim, I am not sure if she is ready to be one.
 
She really needs a live person with absolutely ZERO interest in money, free shit, and attention to put the smackdown on this pachyderm. But I know that's never going to happen.
When you eliminate those three critera, what incentive would ANYONE have to be within 100ft of her?

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Sorry, I'm still slightly too retarded to figure out how to archive.

Plot Summary with Commentary!! When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was obsessing over her lost disembodied hand while falling in love with random females who didn't even know that she existed. What's Amber been up to since? Nothing intestering, as max Adsense hasn't started yet. Take us in!

"Hey Guize welcome to a new vlog". That's the PROPER intro! Amber's back!

Starting off with an Amazon "Molment"... which is defined as a "haul" that only contains one item, but you're too much of a deluded broke bitch to just say that you ordered one item you needed. Amber loves the trashy look of wearing a mesh top that shows off her one crusty bra, so she bought something in the hopes that it fits. According to Amber the definition of "fit" = super tight and just barely goes down low enough to reach the bottom of her sagging boobs.

Amber's worried because she doesn't want a loose mesh. Don't worry, Gorl; I don't think that's even POSSIBLE. Besides, if the shirt doesn't work, that giant mesh laundry sack you bought the other day would be a snug fit.

FREEZE FRAME!!
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"It fits EXACTLY how I wanted it.. It is a little longer than I wanted it".

Amber is VERY pleased with herself that this XXXXL baggy mesh SACK *fits*. She's gonna TOTES buy more!

JUMPCUT!! Sitting on her couch, about to straighten her hair. BEFORE: it's straight, frizzy, dry yet slightly greasy at the same time. AFTER: it's straight, thin, dry yet slightly greasy at the same time. Honestly, at least when it was frizzy, you could actually trick people into thinking that you HAD hair. I'd stop worrying about your post-hysterectomy hair becoming frizzy and poofy, and worry about your pos-hysterectomy hair becoming NON-EXISTENT. She wasn't able to score a 'Coldest Water Bottle' sponsorship; perhaps ROGAINE will give her a chance?

JUMPCUT!! In the closet, showing off her 'troll queen' crown. Amber explains that she squandered money on it because people kept talking about how Chantal the Burka-ed Basketball and Ambo kept figuratively stealing each others gorlworld 'crown' - as if being Queen of the Lolcows is something to be PROUD OF. Isn't that like declaring yourself to be King of the Retards or something?

"It's lidurally fine to troll for fun... you only live once - let your inner troll out, and let your freak flag fly".

[PLACARD: next day]

"Hello it's the next day". Last night she went to bingo with her mom again.

Yaknow... I'm getting sick of this "Gambling Arc". Not because "OH NOES!! She's gonna get ADDICTED!" - let's be real: Amber's determined to self-destruct regardless of how much help she gets - it's just a matter of how and when. It's just that this current method of self-destruction is SO BORING. Add more spice! I want Amber to get into TCGs or something. I want to see Amber blow all her money cracking packs and ripping wrappers to chase absurdly overpriced pieces of cardboard while hanging out with neckbeards and other social degenerates.

Fun story: I'm a pretty average and plain individual. Like, completely vanish in a room with only 4 people levels of unremarkable. I had to go into a card shop to get a nephew something for his birthday. Walking into the shop was like a scene out of a western. Everyone stops EVERYTHING they're doing and the room suddenly goes super quiet - with the exception of the sounds of garbled mouth-breathing. I glance around to see 27 eyes belonging to 15 people silently staring bug-eyed at me (a few dudes had eyes like King Cobra) until I paid for the item and slowly backed out of the store.

I mentioned that story because I wanna see what happens when AMBER goes in. I want to see Amber trying to read the cards and figure out what they mean and causing everyone to FREAK THE FUCK OUT and tard rage when she starts touching their cards with her dirty Cheetle-paws. "Okay! Is it like, my turn! Okay. So I'll play this SUPER CUTE tree card- Oh, a 'forest'? Heh, same thing. So now I need to 'tap' it? *bangs her meat-mit on the table and spills soda on her opponents cards* OMG Calm down lol! I promise it's okay! Wait? I have to leave?! YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT BECAUSE I'M FFFFFFAAAAAAAAT!!"

Anyway, back to the shit-show.

Where were we before I spaced out? Oh yeah, Bingo! Amber saved all of her used up bingo cards because it's something else to hoard. Come on, Amber, get into MtG. There's SO MUCH PAPER to hoard!

FREEZE FRAME!!
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*touch touch touch!*

Amber says that Bingo is really cheap. It's like, $20 to sit and play for HOURS! (MtG draft is $15 to sit and play for hours - okay I'll let it go).

Back to trolling and crowns and lolcow queens. Amber tries to stick it to her haydurz. This troll queen stuff had NOTHING to do with Chantal. "People WANT us to hate each other". No, Ambo. You did a really shitty thing that hurt Chantal, purely to get attention that was being directed at Chantal and Nader onto you. Chantal then called you out for what a narcissistic dirtbag you were to do that. That's it.

Amber doesn't have hate in her heart for Chantal. She doesn't have hate in her heart for ANYBODY. Well yeah, hard to truly HATE someone when you actually have no thoughts or feelings for anyone other than yourself.

More Chantal talk. You are only interested in Chantel because interest in you is TANKING faster than the Titanic did. This desperate clawing at another lolcow YouTuber is what caused your problems with Chantal in the first place.

FREEZE FRAME!!
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"We like, LIDURALLY need to livestream together." Amber has such a shit poker face - POKER!!! Forget MtG!! Amber needs to get into POKER!! Now *THAT* would be an arc!

"Moo moo moo". Good insight, Amber.

JUMPCUT!! In her kitchen, getting ready to go to her grandma's to play Yatzee!. I hope she leaves Twinkie at home! Outfit of the day! Amber's making sure to wear her gaudy earrings that say "gay", because of course she is. [No animals were harmed in the filming of this vlog].

JUMPCUT!! At the mall (with mommy) to go to a LEGO store.

JUMPCUT!! Back from grandma's. No Yatzee played, because Amber wouldn't shut up and talked for hours. Storytime! The person working at the LEGO store was ALSO gay. Amber lives in the biggest, largest gay scene that she's ever seen... And yet she travels everywhere with her MOMMY and STILL can't find a gorlfriend. Awesome.

Amber hints that she's lived in a lot of places and that they were gay places. Yeah, those crazy gay places like Arizona, Virginia, Florida, and Kentucky. Heh, Amber actually ignores these to talk about how the majority of her life (her CHILDHOOD) was lived in California - where she didn't have a SINGLE girlfriend (Amber has claimed that she started online dating Casey when she was 16 and Casey was 15)... and while giving handjobs to DUDES in her local theatres.

Back to OKC Gayness. Amber says her mommy has taken her to the 'LGBT businesses' area. I'm starting to suspect that Methmam is even MORE "MOTIVATED" (DESPERATE) THAN AMBER for Amber to find a gorlfriend!

LEGO HAUL!! PAC-Man LEGO set, LEGO branded gel pens, Winter Market set, and the Magical Workshop set.

JUMPCUT!! It's IMPOREN that she clears up imporen rumours. There's a "rumor" that she's in love with someone else, and that she's been in love 3 times since Wipey rolled her to the curb. NO! That's FALSE! Amber just LIED about that to get her dumbfuck audience to engage on Amber's YouTube channel. This whole segment is Amber gaslighting her audience about the shit she's been posting in her vlogs and on TikTok. Amber's OFFICIAL stance on this (until she changes it in a day or so), is that the only people she was in love with were Wipey and then the rando texting girl in August.

Moral of the story: AMBER LIES!! STOP CONTACTING HER ON HER SOCIAL MEDIA!

Amber says she's going to do this more often with rumours. Oh.. you mean creating bullshit rumours so you can dispell them and count that as 'content'? Excellent.

JUMPCUT!! Amber posts her TikToks with a voiceover in order to pad out the video [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! Back in the closet. Amber says that she thinks she is going to start making her vlogs 12 minutes long now. Oh wow, just in time for Vlogmas. NAH! I'm sure that's just a COINCIDENCE. Amber doesn't treat her YouTube audience and channel as her own private ATM machine!

Amber actually properly ends the video with a proper outro! Bah, I'm gonna tell her off, anyway: GO FUCK YOURSELF, AMBO!

TL;DR: Amber is now into super tight see-through mesh shirts to further flaunt her unfortunately undersized boobiedats. Amber was picked up to hang out with Methmam and Grammy some more. Amber shows off her thinning hair, obviously shooting for a ROGAINE or KEEPS sponsorship. Amber hoards Bingo card trash. Kristine takes Amber to the LEGO store, and has been taking Amber to the 'LGBT Businesses' area to desperately pawn Ambo off on some equally desperate lesbo in need of 3 hots and a cot (who also has a car and lacks a sense of smell). Amber didn't do anything to create the drama between her and Chantel; it's HER AUDIENCE who wants them to hate each other! Amber dispells the rumours she created on her TikTok and Instagram and gaslights her audience in order to pad out the video. Amber posts her TikToks in order to pad out the video. Amber says she THINKS that she's going increase the length of her video from 10 minutes of filler to 12 minutes of filler from now on (just in time for vlogmas adsense). Amber seems PROUD to be competing for the title of "Queen of the Lolcows".
 
Ah yes gambling addict turned alcoholic or was it in reverse? I can't remember, who cares, and never any mention of the food addiction lol, gg amber we all believe you. Her comments section is really good, there're giving her advice about all this, bunch of gambling women in there too, I love it.

Filming in the closet again, is it because your apartment is a fucking mess and you never unpacked? yeah probably.
 
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