Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Clusterfuckk2]

Plus technically BPD is not a ‘mental illness’ it’s a behavior disorder. So totally within your own power to fix.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Did this fat bitch really say she ain't doing Vlogmas?! GFTO AMBER YOU DUMB CUNT! We know you are going to being this shit til you die prematurely.

 

[Slippery_Slope]

Gambling can be the new coloring and journaling for Amber. Methmommy surely approves.

Lmao, Faline ruined Christmas for this fat toddler. Gorl, she not coming back. If you cry you should cry about your health, not about the scammer who hung you out to dry.

 

[Even more 8008135]

If you cry you should cry about your health, not about the scammer who hung you out to dry.

The fat cunt is crying?

 

[Mekahineyho]

Becky breaking up with Amber in 2021: “I don’t want to hold her back from her dreams and what she wants”

Amber 2 years later:

 

[Boolean Bitch]

from books to bingo cards.

what ever happened to all those books anyway??? remember how she would try to prove she read 20 books in a month lmao.
brand new apartment and not a single book in sight, she probably trashed it all. she reads and plays bingo and is a alcoholic and gambling addict.

FOUND THEM!!!

Her manga and items that actually had value were illegally dumped donated to the GoodWill, but her finest literary works such as her Danielle Steele and VC Andrews collections are stored in her bedroom along with her 'pitchers' (that she can't figure out how to hang).

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Plot Summary with Commentary! Another one ALREADY?! I thought I'd have a few days off! I guess she's ramping up for Vlogmas. Anyway. When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was hoarding used bingo cards, harassing foody-booty, and making up rumours on TikTok/Instagram to debunk on YouTube for content. And it now looks like she's been spending too much time away from other people and only in the company of her cats, because according to her thumbnail it looks like Amber's trying to see if her whole head can fit inside of a canister of Cheesy-poofs.

[Public Service Announcement: Don't let your cat do that; their head WILL get stuck, and then they'll run backwards through your house at full tilt while blinded by the Pringles can, knocking over chairs and breaking your stuff]. Anyway, take us in!

Spoiler: watch me eat cheese balls in bed, crying about my ex, & going to an arcade | vlog

"Hello hello". -5 points for the bullshit fake intro coming back. Today is not Amber's day at all and she's "over it". Translation: Mam's busy and isn't going to roll her bouncing baby blimp around town right now, so Ambo has to entertain herself for a while.

Amber blames her bad day on her lymphedema/lipedema - which she does absolutely nothing to manage or treat. SWOLE-LYNN!! (yeah right she'll never be 'swole'). Amber complains that on swollen days it's harder for her to breathe. This is like someone repeatedly poking themselves in the eye with a pencil, then complaining "My eye hurts/it's hard to see and I'm just, like, totally OVER IT today!"

Chikara Transformations estimated Amber to be about 510 as of Amber's last video... and I think that Ilona's "scale-eyes" need a visit to the Optometrist; Amber looks to be pushing her 'highest-recorded' weight. I mean, Amber wearing the same 5 shirts - the same 5 shirts that she wore in 2019 - is a dead giveaway. Well, that and Amber talking about having problems with breathing due to 'swelleeeng'. Amber's skin starting to sag along with the availability of filters has managed to trick a few people, but "bishhuge" if you know what I mean.

Amber admits that she still hasn't weighed herself since the first day in the new apartment. Amber looks in the mirror and tells her audience that she has without a doubt gained weight.... surprising absolutely NO ONE. We have eyes, Amber. Even friggin' STEVIE WONDER would be able to see it.

Amber says that she needs to get on track tomorrow. Here we go, another "weight loss molment" just in time for Vlogmas.

Bullshit filler babble. Something about her washing dishes while her mom was there. Blair Witch footage as she hurples to the kitchen to look for her gaudy gachapon rings.

JUMPCUT!! "Outfit of the Day in my dirty mirror". Amber goes on and on about how she cleans things that don't even need cleaning, yet her mirror looks like it has a layer of VASELINE on it (not to mention the unmade bed being reflected in said mirror). Oh yeah, outfit of the day: overstretched yoga pants as laygeeens, and a gray dress that she's wearing as a shirt. Moving on.

JUMPCUT!! La Salsa Grille. Hey, Amber found a replacement for her Casa Grande (or whatever the name of that restaurant in Monticello was)! I wonder if they'll make her favourite dish, Papa Mexicana! (For those new, it's like a bastardization of poutine; fries with fried onion, peppers, and fried chicken all smothered in cheese - you know, AUTHENTIC Mexican cuisine).

JUMPCUT!! Amber's riding shotgun while Methmam takes her to Dave & Busters.

JUMPCUT!! They're in the arcade and BOLTH have player cards for the machines. This place is DESERTED!! Amber shows some games while Methmam blabs off camera. All we need now is a disembodied hand.

FREEZE FRAME!!

Well, we have a disembodied GUNT. Does that count? Oh, it's Amber's. Doesn't count; nevermind.

Amber shows a Mario Kart game, then a giant Connect 4 game. Wow that's lame. I mean, Dave & Busters was never *GOOD*, but I don't remembmer it ever being THAT BAD. Amber boasts about getting first and second place on the leaderboard of a lame game that likely no one has ever played.

FREEZE FRAME!!

OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE DANCE DANCE REVOLUTION FOR IMMOBILE DEATHFATS!!

Connect 4? Ring toss? The immobile deathfat game? Does this arcade just have all of the machines rejected from REAL arcades? Is Amber going to spin her camera around and inadvertantly show a glimpse of a POLYBIUS cabinet next or something?!

FREEZE FRAME!!

LOL, Amber mashes the buttons 87 times and tops the leaderboard. Seriously, no one plays these games.

Despite Amber's leaderboard-tier skills, Methmam still won more tickets. Amber cashed her tickets in for some lumpy stuffie whose face expresses the pure sadness of the sweatshop child labourer who assembled it.

[PLACARD: several hours later]

JUMPCUT!! Back at home with ANOTHER grocery haul. It's just your usual bullshit: lunchmeat, cheesestrings, garlic salt, canned meat, porkchops for Drew (the air-fryer) to burn, and Dr Pepper (which I'm SURE is for someone else as Amber has insisted that she doesn't even LIKE Dr Pepper)!

JUMPCUT!! Pretending to walk Twinkie (likely along that same 10m of sidewalk just outside of her door. Twinkie!! 1 of 3 pets accounted for.

FREEZE FRAME!!

Walking 'proof'. HOLY SHIT WATCH FOR THE DIVOT!!!

JUMPCUT!! Sitting in bed eating some cheesy-poofs (which WEREN'T mentioned in the grocery haul). Amber wants to get on a good track tomorrow... and apparently that starts by eating an entire canister of deep fried and artifically flavoured cornmeal slurry! It's just science, okay? Don't question it. Amber's totally gonna get her shit together tomorrow. SHE CAN QUIT ANYTIME SHE WANTS TO, YOU GUIZE!

Face stuffing on camera for feeder-degeneracy clicks. Amber tries to impress her audience by showing her skills at throwing food and catching it in her mouth... meanwhile, anyone who understands the science of how gravity warps space will simply see this as 'cause and effect'.

"ASMR" gluttonous open-mouthed chewing. NOPE! [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! Back in the kitchen. AMAZON HAUL!! Umbrella for the walks she never takes, and a reusable lint roller to clean her apartment with (instead of using a VACUUM).

JUMPCUT!! In the closet. Vlogmas talk time. Vlogmas is Amber's FAVOURITE time of the year (because Adsense is at it's MAX)! Amber is PUMPED FOR VLOGMAS- I MEAN, CHRISTMAS!! Despite this, hearing Christmas music at the store brought her PAIN because it reminded her of her ex. Amber's not even going to decorate this year!

...and here comes the (attempt at) tears. Okay, life lesson for you, Amber: NO ONE CARES when you intentionally try to make/keep yourself sad for attention. Especially over nonsense like "some rando I was texting for a month stopped texting me... 4 MONTHS AGO". Pin that tail back to your ass and move the fuck on, Eeyore!

Amber claims that she's not going to do Vlogmas this year. Amber also isn't going to decorate. Let's be real here: is this REALLY because of "depression", or is this "too fucking fat to set up the Christmas tree"? Amber also isn't going to do ANY Christmas festivities... unless her family wants to do something with her. And then she's going to 'whole-heartedly' enjoy their festivities with them. Translation: Yep, too fucking fat to trim the tree AND this whole "heartbreak" era is bullshit done ONLY for the camera.

FREEZE FRAME!!

Can't you just SEE the BPD I mean, the SADNESS?!

"A lot of people just don't understand it"... yeah, because it's absolutely BATSHIT CRAZY.

Amber again tries to milk her BPD, thinking BPD means that she has a free pass to emotionally manipulate and abuse people, when personality disorders really mean "you taught yourself a lot of bad habits and really REALLY shitty ways to treat other people and you need to cut that shit out".

"I am able to be so aware... I'm so friggin aware". Well, hey now, maybe she does-

"I've got a great future ahead of me". Oop. Nevermind. I should have just let her finish.

Amber talks about how she has a 'mental illness'. AGAIN, Amber, you DON'T have a mental illness. You have a PERSONALITY DISORDER.

Amber apologizes for the bad news of no Vlogmas. Frankly, I see this as GOOD NEWS! I'm gonna have some free time this December! WOOT!!! Meh, for what it's worth, I still think she's going to decide last minute to do vlogmas - or at the very least she'll upload a bunch of crap for a LOT of the days in December (you know, when the non-existent people in her DMs *beg* her to).

BYEE!!!

TL;DR: Amber goes out for Mexican, and then to a totally empty Dave & Buster's to get top of the leaderboard for retarded games that no one else has ever played. Amber shows a grocery haul, an Amazon haul of 2 items, and then does a cheesey-poof crunching 'ASMR' segment. Amber attempts to conflate 'mental illness' and 'personality disorder' to justify her continuing to talk about Wipey and to emotionally manipulate her audience and the people around her. Amber claims that she won't celebrate Christmas or do Vlogmas, but she will participate in any and all celebrations her family hosts - as long as they are putting in all of the work. Amber moos for pity regarding all of her self-inflicted problems. Amber pretends that she's "too sad" and in too much emotional PAIN to decorate, but really she's just too fat.

 

[Xenomorph]

Its not that she doesnt WANT to put up her tree n shit it's cause she CANT

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

I haven't watched her in a long time, and still really didn't, but saw a few clips. Seems she is back to wearing her largest stretched out mumus that she wore during her fattest days. She def isn't far off from being her fattest again.

And please, she isn't decorating because she never did the decorating. She sat on the couch and watched and directed her caretakers.

"mental illness, mental illness, blah, blah," you arent going to get a new gf throwing those words around.

 

[Cornfed]

So, I see alot of talk of Amber being manipulative. I can only ask, at this point...given everyone has seen her for 10 fucking years... is her audience a hive mind lolcow in itself?
Who, other than the most retarded of the retarded, be manipulated by her?

 

[Constellationzero]

So, I see alot of talk of Amber being manipulative. I can only ask, at this point...given everyone has seen her for 10 fucking years... is her audience a hive mind lolcow in itself?
Who, other than the most retarded of the retarded, be manipulated by her?

Projectionists. And not the movie theater kind.

 

[pippeyyy]

With Amber being even more useless and boring channels have been posting more compilations of her being a dumbass. The best thing I've caught so far is her believing cold sores can only happen when one is cold. Laughing off the idea that it's a virus. Peak Hamber and a million times more entertaining than whatever she calls that last video.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

And then she's going to 'whole-heartedly' enjoy their festivities with them.

You just know she's going to mope around trying to act sad & with a pathetic look on her face while everyone else is having fun. Hopefully she'll be ignored as I'm positive her entire family is sick of hearing about how in love her & the hand were. That's why she dumped your fat worthless ass, huh Hambo?

The fat cunt is crying?
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never with any real tears.

Amber looks in the mirror and tells her audience that she has without a doubt gained weight....

Yeah, there's no way she's able to use the scale that only goes up to 550

ASMR" gluttonous open-mouthed chewing. NOPE!

That was so fucking disgusting & no one wants to fucking hear that shit, disgusting, gluttonous fat useless pig.

 

[I call shenanigans]

Even friggin' STEVIE WONDER would be able to see it.

Well according to Amber he isn’t actually blind!

The best thing I've caught so far is her believing cold sores can only happen when one is cold.

See above for one of my favourites.

You just know she's going to mope around trying to act sad & with a pathetic look on her face while everyone else is having fun

She’s going to make up for the however many years of family celebrations she’s missed in her lifetime. Her family are going to pay for it, with a clear reminder that indeed life can get worse. Kristine or Aunt Tammy will be making a beeline to take her home as soon as they can get away with it.

 

[Radion_Godiva]

So, I see alot of talk of Amber being manipulative. I can only ask, at this point...given everyone has seen her for 10 fucking years... is her audience a hive mind lolcow in itself?
Who, other than the most retarded of the retarded, be manipulated by her?

I don't know, remember when Destiny called her during a livestream and Amber ended up talking circles around Destiny even dragging her off camera girlfriend into the conversation? I know it's only Destiny but ALR manipulated dah'fuk out of that interaction.

 

[Xenomorph]

I don't know, remember when Destiny called her during a livestream and Amber ended up talking circles around Destiny even dragging her off camera girlfriend into the conversation? I know it's only Destiny but ALR manipulated dah'fuk out of that interaction.

Dusty has the IQ of a houseplant. Amber is not a mental giant.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Well according to Amber he isn’t actually blind!

So disPECKful! You are totally putting words into Amber's mouth. She absolutely did NOT say that Stevie Wonder was blind! It's people like YOU that make people hate Amber for NO REASON!.... she said that Ray Charles wasn't really blind! ( )

Oh, if you're interested in reminiscing on other Amber dumbass "molments", don't forget her spergs about the moon landing. Oooh! Or that time when she thought something was wrong with her American flag bow because the stars were on the wrong side when she looked at it in the mirror.


Personally, I'm disappointed that she lost interest in Tarot after only 30 minutes. I was hoping for bizarre predictions along with completely batshit behaviours to try and help those predictions come true. So much potential milk... all dried up and rancid

 

[dfranki723]

Whether Destiny wants to admit or not, she'll remain manipulated by Fat Cunt, she just doesn't realise it because she's thick as pig shit. Destiny said ''I don't know why AmberLynn would lie about her childhood'' and also swore blind Hambo had nothing to do with Gracie's disappearance.

Dusty might have more backbone than other retards but she's still easily manipulated, identical to her main audience, they give ALR leeway because they stupidly believe SOME of the shit she espouses.

 

[Terffals]

Also, someone doesn’t need to be smart to be manipulative. Toddlers, for example, can be very manipulative. Even if people see through the manipulations, Amber still tries it.

 

[Constellationzero]

Also, someone doesn’t need to be smart to be manipulative. Toddlers, for example, can be very manipulative. Even if people see through the manipulations, Amber still tries it.

Literal certified SPEDS are also very manipulative. Including ones in the therapeutic schools and group homes. Hambutt is this flavor of manipulative--not the cute, beligerent toddler kind.

 

[Billie Ross]

Low carbs potato salad????
Is that a fat joke?