Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
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"WAHH why won't anyone be with me when the downfall of all my relationships is my fault but I blame it on "mental illness" which I also refuse to work on because I don't need to change, don't want to change, but already have changed, you just can't see it WAHH BLUBB BLUB BLUBB"
 
Why? You think she met No Necky Becky and The Black Hand by going to the local singles mixer? Dude, she sat on her unwiped ass and waited for the tards to come to her. It's worked before, and the fat fool thinks it'll work again.
True, indeed, but when she realised that it seemed not to work anymore, she should have looked for something else. This has been going on since May-June.
 
She's looking  massive. Any weight she claims to be, best practice is to add 100 ell bees, that's likely closer to accurate. That stop sign face is coming in nicely again. There's no one around her for her to pretend she's "dOinG tHe DaMn ThInG" so she's just shoveling it in all fucking day. Nasty bitch.
 
She's looking  massive. Any weight she claims to be, best practice is to add 100 ell bees, that's likely closer to accurate. That stop sign face is coming in nicely again. There's no one around her for her to pretend she's "dOinG tHe DaMn ThInG" so she's just shoveling it in all fucking day. Nasty bitch.
Them dainty, dainty panties must resemble a county fair demolition derby track by now.
 
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"WAHH why won't anyone be with me when the downfall of all my relationships is my fault but I blame it on "mental illness" which I also refuse to work on because I don't need to change, don't want to change, but already have changed, you just can't see it WAHH BLUBB BLUB BLUBB"
"It's Never My Fault" - The Amberlynn Reid Story
 
Can't clip and insert a video because I'm fucking retarded but more "gun shots" @ 12:13? girlyPOP alright
Why the fuck wouldn't her fat nasty ass edit that out? (Bcuz this fat useless sow doesn't edit)I'll bet that apartment smells like fucking shit all the time. Unwashed ass & her constantly farting. Uncleaned litter box. Just fucking disgusting.
 
Why the fuck wouldn't her fat nasty ass edit that out? (Bcuz this fat useless sow doesn't edit)I'll bet that apartment smells like fucking shit all the time. Unwashed ass & her constantly farting. Uncleaned litter box. Just fucking disgusting.
She probably dont even notice shes doing it anymore
 
You have to have some serious problems of your own to find a 600lb non-showering, teeth falling out, abusive pos, narcissistic beast, who claims every mental illness she reads a sentence about online and think to yourself 'I want that and I'm willing to invite her into my house thousands of miles away, or move myself across the country, away from all my family and friends, after a couple weeks of talking and never meeting in person.'

Seriously though it's one thing to be with someone for years, who then develops medical problems, even mental illness, but I don't understand how someone would make the choice to get with someone like that. Makes no sense to me, especially someone like Amber who is so lazy she refuses to do anything for herself. Is too fat to drive, etc.

It's clear since she has moved she isn't the one who did any cleaning, laundry, cooking, or what should be her favorite thing - grocery shopping. Not once have we ever not seen her fridge beyond stuffed, much like her in her leggins and dresses as shirts, until now. Her door is like 10 steps from the fridge. It shouldn't be that hard to pack that thing like it use to be.
 
Can't clip and insert a video because I'm fucking retarded but more "gun shots" @ 12:13? girlyPOP alright
"Deep down I know that I have a big heart and I tend to love people very strongly, that's just like who I am at my core and I don't think I want to change that about me because I feel like that's a beautiful thing." BRAAAAAAAAP. Sure Hambie, whatever you say.
 
Ha! "At her core" she's a roiling, over-pressurized ball of methane that's ready to blow at any second, taking out whole unsuspecting neighborhoods. I bet new home owners can't get insurance due to their proximity to Mt. Amber.
Sounds like this might be a job for...

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