Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

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You really wanna laugh go to the Amberverse Plebbit where all they do is relate everything that happens to Amber and Company to themselves somehow.
The subreddit is making me want to whiteknight for Hamber even though I've hated the fat fuck for a good 7 years now, they're all so out of touch and uninformed. Saying that Amber stole Casey's entire life as if she locked her up in her basement for the last 16 years lmfao they can't be serious.
There are victims out there that actually suffered through physical and (child) sexual abuse, yet these redditors are latching onto Amber drawing a line through fanart and Casey being too mentally handicapped to understand that Amber never stole the dogshit Sailor Moon fanfic she wrote when she was 15. Other than the pressuring for nudes (which may or may not have happened as Casey thought it was more important to save messages about Amber being a stinky fatass), everything that went on between the two was just your average toxic relationship between teens who clearly grow up in neglectful and abusive environments.
Amberlynn was a legal adult but she was also a crack baby that was kicked out of her home and didn't have her ID, a support system, money, her own room, a therapist, capable parents, and so on. Somehow Amber was a fully grown woman at 17/18 to these plebbitors, but if you asked them on any other occasion whether 18 is a full adult they'd tell you some bullshit about the brain not being fully developed until 25.
If there was any proof that Amber has been a wifebeater in recent years it'd be a serious issue, but a fat 18 year old homeless girl screaming I DON'T CARE over the phone FIFTEEN YEARS AGO is beyond insignificant.

ALR is such a niche personality on the internet and Casey was never even a main character in her videos like Necky or Density were, so why the fuck would anyone recognize her and make her creative pursuits or career or dating life harder? The rape allegation only happened in late 2016, and Amber refers to her as Cassidy which isn't even the name she goes by anymore. If she just got the fuck over it and ignored her shelf ass nobody would ever connect her with Amberlynn again.
She could've written her shitty fanfics and made Youtube videos all she wants, nobody prevented her from doing that other than her own pooner mental illnesses and laziness. Inserting herself and attaching her face and name to the freakshow every few years is the exact opposite of what she should do if she just wanted to live her life peacefully.
I can't wait for all the leddit dumbasses to donate thousands of dollars to Casey's incoming GFM and then turn on her when she inevitably gets too greedy and overstays her welcome, just like what happened with Beggy.

I gotta say though, as much as I hate the powerlevelling *~+°empaths°+~* on reddit, the BPD bitches being on copium and refusing to believe that Fat Albert has the same personality disorder as them are entertaining as hell.
 
Merry Christmas to all the childless farmers who already opened up their cards and one present.


If you read through the plebbit forums and catch how many of the posters throw hints such as “I may be obese but I’ll never be as big as Hamber!“ “I have really bad anxiety so I know when you have really bad anxiety you don’t talk about anxiety!” it’s clear where they’re coming from.

Certain ALR haturs are obsessed with pretending she’s the most evil psycho monster lard ass to ever be an evil lard ass because it makes their fat cluster asses feel better. Amber is a narc and a cow but she isn’t even close to being the worst deathfat on the deathfat forums.

imagine any other scenario in the world where a fat pooner in their thirties talks about having their anime drawing ruined by an ex in their teens and responding “you are such a strong, handsome, mature man to have gone through all that and survived.” Fucking nutters. Teen from bad home dates teen from bad home and it doesn’t go well. Shocking.
 
The one thing I wish the redditards would understand is that there is what, a 2 year age gap between Casey and Amber?

So either Casey was 15 and Amber was 17 when they were together, or Casey was 18 and Amber was 20.
None of that, "Casey was a wee lil' babe of 15 while Amber was a giant hulking brute of 20!" nonsense.

Amber's bad enough with what she actually is and does. No need to make shit up.
 
One thing that pissed me off is that Kacey is all like "Oh if Amber does anything else THEN I'll sue her" NO YOU DUMB ASSHOLE YOU SHOULD HAVE SUED HER THEN. Wtf if she was as horrible as you say why tf are you sparing her feelings or not have her face consequence?
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Looks like a Romper Room/Hasbro Mx. Potato Dyke.

Imagine the smell when the two humans holding their breath can't hold any longer.
 
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She's got to be pushing 350 elbees, her shirt is stretched to the max and struggling to contain her gut
 
Buzzballs are 15% alcohol and are either 200ml or 187ml each, depending on the variety.

Even if she drank all five of them within an hour (which she didn't) her BAC would be 0.064 - far under the legal limit of 0.08.

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She's not even tipsy. She'd need to chug a Buzzball full of 190 proof Everclear to reach Actual Drunk.

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Edited bc I forgot a 0. Thanks Potaters.
 
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Even if she drank all five of them within an hour (which she didn't) her BAC would be 0.64 - far under the legal limit of 0.08.
Um, that’s not correct, like at all LOL. Anything above 0.3 can lead to unconsciousness. She’d be dead at 0.6 (hard core alcoholics may be able to do that, but not her).

I don’t doubt she was buzzed, but that’s it.

Edit: For example, two times the legal limit is 0.16 (0.08 x 2). I know maths is hard.
 
Um, that’s not correct, like at all LOL. Anything above 0.3 can lead to unconsciousness. She’d be dead at 0.6 (hard core alcoholics may be able to do that, but not her).

I don’t doubt she was buzzed, but that’s it.

Edit: For example, two times the legal limit is 0.16 (0.08 x 2). I know maths is hard.
I missed a 0. :(

It's 0.064 - see image of BAC calculator.
 
Oh, I see it now. Sorry, the images didn’t want to load on my phone. I was like “you can get that drunk from Buzzballz?”.
Nah I'm glad you said something so I could go in and add my missing zero.

One thing that has been bothering me all afternoon has been Cassidy's description of Amber's foster care situation. We know the foster parents that somewhat helped Amber financially after she left were the cop and his wife (paying the phone bill, paying for Amber's fare to move out to Krystle and I think later to Destiny, etc.).

https://www.law.cornell.edu/regulations/california/22-CCR-89387
If what Cassidy is saying is true about Amber and her brother first sleeping in the kitchen and then in the converted garage, then the foster parents were 100% breaking the law. Social services should have been on their asses. However, the cop probably pulled a few strings so he and his wife could keep scoring the government bucks.
I think this was the house the Feeneys lived in while ALR and Tony were being fostered. It seems to still have a garage, but also there's a "bonus" room aka "5th bedroom option" that looks like it might be right next to it.


I doubt the Feeneys were pulling strings or needing those sweet government bucks. Foster dad was SFPD and mom had a job with the county. They were likely making 100-150k a year at that time.

Remember Rule #1. Amber lies.

Edit: John and Lynn's 2011 salaries... (earliest available year that I could find, sorry.)

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I think this was the house the Feeneys lived in while ALR and Tony were being fostered. It seems to still have a garage, but also there's a "bonus" room aka "5th bedroom option" that looks like it might be right next to it.


I doubt the Feeneys were pulling strings or needing those sweet government bucks. Foster dad was SFPD and mom had a job with the county. They were likely making 100-150k a year at that time.

Remember Rule #1. Amber lies.

Edit: John and Lynn's 2011 salaries... (earliest available year that I could find, sorry.)

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I wouldn’t go by the listing of a house that was sold in 2016 and has gone through extensive remodeling for an accurate assessment of what it was like in the timeframe amber was there. 97k and 200k isn’t shit for Sonoma county either, even in 2011 FWIW

This is one of the situations where there isn’t any way for us to verify. Amber lies but shit like having kids share living spaces outside of bedrooms is not uncommon in the foster system. Social workers have caseloads that aren’t humanly possible to manage so things fall between the cracks all the time.
 
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I wouldn’t go by the listing of a house that was sold in 2016 and has gone through extensive remodeling for an accurate assessment of what it was like in the timeframe amber was there. 97k and 200k isn’t shit for Sonoma county either, even in 2011 FWIW

This is one of the situations where there isn’t any way for us to verify. Amber lies but shit like having kids share living spaces outside of bedrooms is not uncommon in the foster system. Social workers have caseloads that aren’t humanly possible to manage so things like that fall between the cracks all the time.
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Looks the same back in the day. No building permits on file. Updated bathrooms and kitchens aren't remodeling. Ultimately, Amber grew up in a 2300 square foot house with five bedrooms, three bathrooms, and a swimming pool. Her foster parents were pulling $15-20k a month. They didn't need the $1-3k they'd get for a foster stipend.

The median income for a household in Petaluma in 2000 was $61,679, and the median income for a family was $71,158 (these figures had risen to $68,949 and $85,513, respectively, as of a 2007 estimate). Males had a median income of $50,232 versus $36,413 for females. The per capita income for the city was $27,087. About 3.3% of families and 6.0% of the population were below the poverty line, including 6.2% of those under age 18 and 7.1% of those age 65 or over.

She puts on the poor abused child who had evil foster parents act because she wants to be special and get sympathy shelf-ass pats. The Feeneys were still in contact with Tony and helping him out even when he was in prison last time. ALR did something to fuck up what she had with them and she's covering for it by claiming abuse.
 
Buzzballs are 15% alcohol and are either 200ml or 187ml each, depending on the variety.

Even if she drank all five of them within an hour (which she didn't) her BAC would be 0.064 - far under the legal limit of 0.08.

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She's not even tipsy. She'd need to chug a Buzzball full of 190 proof Everclear to reach Actual Drunk.

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Edited bc I forgot a 0. Thanks Potaters.
It would not be at all surprising if these calculators, which are of dubious value to begin with, were even close to accurate for weights as high as 500 pounds.

I've sperged before about how deathfat alcohol tolerance may be paradoxically low, because of obesity related hepatic dysfunction. Amber probably can't drink as much as you think she can.
 
maybe its time Casey learn to man up,
Becuase as bad as shit was
saying the same complaint for over a decade over and over and over and over and over again is what women do.
not men.

so with all that hormone blockers and medicine and therapy to be a man from a woman
in the end a woman is going to just be a woman. and all that treatment does nothing except having badly mutilated themselves and becoming irreversibly ugly.

Maybe its mother nature's mysterious ways
that these ppl are self-destructing themselves off the genepool for everyone else.
Maybe Boogie2988 is Casey's role model.

hard agree, Amber doesn't strike me as sexual in any way, and it always seems forced when it's brought up. A teenager hopped up on yaoi and anime pretending to be a dude soliciting though? Definitely.
Maybe, though Amber mentioned sending Destiny pics like this before they met in person. She may have sent pics and demanded Casey do the same. This whole thing is so messed up and beyond what any rational person would do that it's hard to tell who is full of shit here.

Amber refers to her as Cassidy which isn't even the name she goes by anymore.
Ehhh, I think Amber was being a bitch here. Casey was still legally Cassidy at the time Amber made the video. In fact, I think her college diploma from just a couple years ago says Cassidy instead of Casi/Casey/Kasey/whatever (though I might be wrong). I don't know if she has since changed it, but her 'deadname' wasn't really her deadname back then. It's like if you all started calling me Kathryn Janeway because that's my 'dead name' and I'm now Boolean Bitch, but really I only use Boolean Bitch here. Yeah the whole "how dare you call me by my deadname" bullshit so many trans people go on about when their "deadname" is still currently their LEGAL NAME is fucking stupid, but Amber could have called her 'Amara' or something like she was doing before if her intention was truly to keep Casey's identity private.

I missed a 0. :(

It's 0.064 - see image of BAC calculator.
It also doesn't take into account her likely NAFLD (she's mentioned elevated liver enzyme levels before in her bloodwork).

Looks the same back in the day. No building permits on file. Updated bathrooms and kitchens aren't remodeling.
I'm sure Amber was traumatized just for trying to fit her shelf into the back of one of those cars.

Seriously though, don't forget that according to Amber, the foster parents were paying Amber's cellphone bill up until Krystle took over the payments (which was 3.5-4 years after aging out of the system). They also bought the plane ticket for Amber to Arizona to go see Casey. They also paid for a weight watchers membership for Amber long after she aged out of the system, and for the moving expenses for Amber and Destiny's U-Haul and move to Kentucky. And according to Casey, they also sent her gift cards for Christmas (Torrid). It would make no sense for them to treat Amber like an aminal in their home while in foster care in order to save a few bucks, when they were more than willing to keep shelling out money for her long after she aged out of the system.
 
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She puts on the poor abused child who had evil foster parents act because she wants to be special and get sympathy shelf-ass pats.

The idea that ALR is the one special circumstance in the entire history of the child welfare system where being put into the foster care system was not a traumatic or shitty experience is the single most retarded thread haturs try to spin.

Anyone who is removed from their parents due to neglect and forced into state care deserves some sympathy. Even if they grow up to be a fat narc.

How many people would consider having parents in jail for drug related offenses but foster parents who help with the phone bill and send gift cards for Christmas to be an adequate trade off?
 
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