Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Xenomorph]

Recap:

• Amber debates three ugly Torrid cardigans
• Amber goes to a Christmas party with her subscribers and her mom
• Amber talks about how it's the first Christmas she's spending with her mom since she was 14, wants to focus on spending time with her family
• Addresses Cassidy's interview with Mr Snowflake; says she wants to move on; reiterates that the relationship was toxic on both ends
• Claims she lost weight because her Barbie tank top is looser than it was when she bought it in Kentucky (let's all ignore that she may have slept in it a few times and stretched it out/gained weight and stretched it out before losing said weight again)
• Puts together a Swiffer; makes a Juicy Couture joke
• Films an outro today on the 26th, reminds everyone it's her 33rd birthday tomorrow and that the number 3 is REAL IMPORTANTUH to her family

Spoiler: Archive

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So funny shes even reusing old lies! She said the same shit about the Blarbie shirt getting looser lmao
The number 3 is very important to her family cause most of their weights start with it.

 

[Chocola]

It's just like when Jesus was crucified at 33, can't believe Amber is going to atone for our sins

 

[tasty humane burger]

I feel like we need to bring back the exceptional haydur thread, the Casey saga and growth of the subreddit has made your standard-tier ALR haydur absolutely rabid and we need a place to laugh at all the mini-cows

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Plot Summary with Commentary. When we last left our Witless Wonder, Amber was playing the game of seeing how many BuzzBalls she force herself to drink before collapsing and dangleeng an ankle, or choking on her vomit. What's going on today? Absolute nontent as per @raritycat's recap, but let's do this anyway. Take us in!

Spoiler: the interview with my ex... & weight loss update! | vlog

"Hello. Good morning. Good evening. Good afternoon. Good midnight." Amber's 5 seconds in and she's already trying to stretch out the video. Reeecapping this was a bad idea. Too late now; I'm committed. Let's go.

Amber has decided on what hideous Torrid tarp she's going to wear to her party, so now help her decide which cardigan she decides to cover her bingo wings with!

FREEZE FRAME!!!

Her apartment that she constantly deep cleans for no reason (because cleaning is schto therapeutic) is slowly turning into a cluttered mess.

Should she choose the black short sleeved "safe" Amber style cardigan... or the off-white short sleeved "santa hat coded" style (what?!)... or the "Cruella De Vil" half white/half black long sleeve caridgan that makes her look the Batman villian Two-Face after swallowing a puffer fish?

She picks the black safe one, then later jump cuts to change it to the half-white half-black cardigan. It doesn't matter, this was all just to show off her body for clicks.

Amber's not too fat for her necklaces, haydurz! She LIKES them looking like Leia's neck shackle from Star Wars Episode 6!

Amber "low key" hates her hair, but she's going to leave it because she's lazy.

JUMPCUT!! Riding shotgun in mommy's car like a scrub. The Christmas party is over and Amber had so much fun meeting lots of subscribers. Then they went to Alta so Amber could buy her mother's love.

Amber got so many compliments on her cardigan!

JUMPCUT!! Amber's filming her mom taking the car through a carwash from the passenger seat. Apparently she misunderstood my last reecap; YOU'RE supposed to go through the carwash, not the car.

PLACARD: next day

"Hey guize! Welcome to a - " Amber was going to start a new vlog, but then remembered that she still hasn't filmed enough nontent for the first one.

Amber says it's a beautiful day to be alive and she's thankful and grateful to have a roof over her head, a wonderful job, her fur-babies she loves dearly, her many friends (that exist only in her head), and an entire list of other things to be grateful for.

Amber's about to go on a few errands (TRANSLATION: her mommy is about to do HER errands, and Amber's going to tag along). Oop, I didn't even need to translate - Amber admits that's what this is right after I typed that.

PLACARD: Few days later

Amber's not working too hard because she wants to spend this time with her family. She hasn't spent Christmas with her mom since she was 14 (just forget about that 'trial period' where she stayed with her mom when she was 13-14-15-16, or how the trial period was stretched out to last for years).

Today is Christmas! Merry Christmas! If you don't celebrate it "Happy Holiday, or Hello good day". It's her 10th Christmas on the YouTubular!

"There is obviously an elephant in the room" (which isn't Amber). It's the Casey interview. Amber says that everyone should have the opportunity to share their side of the story - yeah, tell that to BECKY. Amber and Casey were very very young then and that interview showed Amber just how much she's grown up (just ignore the fact that she still does THE EXACT SAME SHIT and has in every one of her failed relationships).

Amber says "I'm at fault for so many things I've done when I was younger" while shaking her head no.

Amber's not going to talk about it. Amber cares more about letting go and moving on. Amber says that they are both adults now, and get to choose the path they take. Yeah, we'll remember that in a few months when you're crying about your mentulz and blaming others for being fat as fuck.

Amber wishes Casey happiness and wellness. Again, I wonder if that would be her response if BECKY tried to do a tell-all. OR JADE...

This sounds like the typical toxic youtuber response video. Lots of wishing for the best, lots of generic "unhealthy stuff just happened", and no accountability or apology. Though if any apology came out of her mouth, we'd all suspect this of being a deepfake video, so I shouldn't set my expectations too high.

PLACARD: Hours and hours later

Amber spent the whole day with her family and is now back to her crater on the couch. Amber's really hurting for nontent for this video, so she decides to start talking about weight loss! People have been asking her what's going on with her weight loss, and Amber says that she hasn't been trying to lose weight, hasn't weighed herself, and has been eating whatever she wants. Remember last year when Amber was crying about needing to save her life? Kiwi Farms remembers...

Well, none of that matters, because 2024 is when everything will magically turn around!!

Amber thinks her audience likes her 'weight loss content'. WHAT WEIGHT LOSS CONTENT?! 'Weight loss content' requires WEIGHT LOSS. Amber claims to have some ideas about what to do in 2024 for weight loss content, as well as other content ideas... because she's not a weight loss channel; she's a vlogger that wants to lose weight.

WARNING: Amber threatens that we "may" (WILL) get hit with a lot of weight loss content in January. So, if you were looking to take a break from the bitch, January might be the time to do so.

PLACARD: next day

For fucksakes! How long did it take for her to scrape together 13 minutes of nontent?!

Amber pretends that she just came back in from walking Twinkie. Amber's wearing her Barbie shirt. Amber addresses the haydurs that no, this isn't a new Barbie shirt; this is the original shirt from the Becky era. Amber claims that the shirt fits her more loosely because she's lost weight. Amber forgets that she bought the shirt back before she was claiming to be in the 400s. So an XxXxXxL shirt from when you were 400 and something lbs is looser on your now at 500+lbs because you "lost weight"?...

Bitch, you stretched that shit out when you were over 600 lbs in 2019. Moving on.

More cleaning bullshit. Amber bought a spin mop and bucket set. Amber looks at the pieces as if she's trying to assemble a particle accellerator. Yes, this nonsense absolutely convinces me that you clean. Amber admits that she doesn't normally do this as it's servant work (sorry, I mean, what her "partner" does). I'm skipping this [SKIP]

JUMPCUT!! EditingLynn jumps in to say that she forgot to end this vlog. Tomorrow is Amber's 33rd birthday. Amber's excited to be turning 33 because she isn't dead yet so the universe is telling her that she's doing something right [or something like that. I mostly stopped paying attention about 12 minutes ago at "good midnight"]. Byee!!

TL;DR: Amber drags out trying to decide on what hideous cardigan she wants to wear with the hideous shirtdess for the Christmas party that she refuses to tell us anything about. Amber claimed to have met many subscribers at this mysterious party that she either went to with her mom, or her mom drove her to. (Amber fails to realize that they don't count as subscribers if they are relatated to her family, her mom's bf, or bf's family). Amber does the typical Toxic YouTuber non-apology of shitty behaviour of being young, having changed so much since the bad behaviour happened, offering no apology to any parties wronged by said bad behaviour ( just saying toxic behaviour on 'both sides'), and generic well-wishing for Casey. Amber threatens that she "may" (WILL) hit her audience with a lot of weightloss content in January, but emphasizes that she's not a weight loss channel. Amber claims that she's just a vlogger that wants to lose weight (which is the EXACT DEFINITION of a weight loss channel). Amber claims that the Barbie shirt that she bought (while in the 400s) is now loose on her (in the 500s) because of weight loss.

 

[Mekahineyho]

I went and checked the Barbie vid, and she weighed 522 so the same as now.

 

[Disastrously Dumb]

As much as we all can continue to shit on Casey and the interview
that is practically another repeat of the same points for about a decade now...
Can we all agree that the good thing that came from it is that it got more ppl to talk shit about Amber and flood her live to shit on her even more
which forces her to make vlogs being a complete jackass more and more about it.

thus atleast some content came from it.

also due to how internet works and vigilanteeism
i dont doubt that there will be 2-3 retards out there who saw the "Victims of an Empath" and the "Casey interview" and think to themselves
"Hmm... you know what. Im going to go do something about it and harrass this Hambeast for being a groomer, rapist and etc."
basically the birth of a main troll
a Clyde Cash to Chris-chan
a Music Biz Marty to Cyraxx
and who knows, maybe it'd end up an A-Log.

Regardless, Im optimistic that the Amberlynn Reid drought may end soon.

 

[Skinless Nugget]

Amber thinks her audience likes her 'weight loss content'. WHAT WEIGHT LOSS CONTENT?! 'Weight loss content' requires WEIGHT LOSS. Amber claims to have some ideas about what to do in 2024 for weight loss content, as well as other content ideas... because she's not a weight loss channel; she's a vlogger that wants to lose weight.

This stupid worthless fat cunt can't make up her mind. Her faking wanting to lose weight is how she gets her stupid, gullible new supporters. Then she just goes back to her normal, dumb fuck gluttonous self, where she really doesn't give a fuck either way if she's 650lbs or 550lbs. She thinks she's schoooo hot (like in her horrifying tick tacks) & is pleased with the way she looks & her life. She thinks she's better than everyone & her being a big fat disgusting super mega death fat keeps her from having to do shit like cleaning (her home & self) or working or walking the rat dog. She can't do a fucking thing for herself because she's a fat, stupid useless pile of shit & lard, but she's ok with that because there's always someone as stupid as her to do shit for her.

 

[raritycat]

I think I found Cassidy's friend Alex:

Alexandrea Rose Mulleneaux (née Duran or Marquez), married to Chris Mulleneaux (or Duran), age 33, born August 17th, 1990, from Tucson, AZ.

213 S Kolb Rd, Tucson, AZ 85710 (apartment number unknown)

Recently completed a Pharmacy Tech program at Carrington College, another diploma mill to scam the retarded girlies. She had leukemia as a kid and now has congestive heart failure.

Don't let the dykey haircut fool you- she likes dick.

Facebook

Cassidy previous featured Alex in her GEM SHOW!!!! video back in 2018 (she's the one in the stupid hat). It was a different friend she filmed in her underwear (Time to start again). I may be confused on seeing Cassidy film someone on the toilet.

 

[440088]

yall. I fucking can’t with these retards.
So, the Casey interview was exactly what I thought it was going to be. A bunch of fucking nothing. And it’s been said here already. But amber and Casey were two shitty teenagers having drama. Amber didn’t rape that bitch. Might have had a few shouting matches and told her to fuck off. But good lord. Maybe my white trash up brining has me immune to this type of stuff. But if a bunch of foster kids weren’t running around fucking and fighting id think something was wrong with em.

I’m reading Reddit and laughing so hard at how insane these people are.

This isn’t a joke they are actually posting about how they had to call CRISES HOTLINES because the interview upset them so much. This poster made a whole ass post about how her boyfriend had to hold her while she cried and had to call the crises hotlines. I started to post a bunch of screen caps but you get the idea. This was one of several posts of the reddits having mental break downs. It really is insane.

Honestly low key I get scared for the amber. I hope they are being dramatic. (Surely?) because they way they talk about amber you’d think she was the fucking devil. Like they have actual weird as fuck fantasies about capturing her and shit. Anyways. Big LOL
And Mr snowflake. I don’t know man. The documentaries are nice. But when you start interviewing people in her life from like a goddam decade ago. You’re getting weird as fuck dude. Take a step back. You arent a good documentary maker when you get this involved. The interview itself was fine. It was the very obvious personal bias you have and now I have to look at your work sideways.

 

[A Widdle Woach]

Didn’t Hamber’s foster family take her to Disney World? And her foster mom gave her shoes when Hamber wore the wrong shoes broke hers?

I’m not saying being in foster care isn’t stressful but I don’t think trips to Disney World are typical of highly abusive foster parents from hell. But on the other hand they did make her drink skim milk

 

[dfranki723]

She was neglected, put in foster care (unpleasant transitionary period I imagine) and then proceeded to be coddled, sheltered and handed everything on a plate because she was a poor delicate foster child and she has used that ever since. Let's not forget she thinks being made to finish her yoghurt is traumatic < that is how she measures TrraAAUma.

You can see the glee smushed across her face when telling these tragic and very contradictory lies about her past. I imagine many of her tales were stolen from other children's real stories.
It should be obvious by now that her entitled behaviour has been present since being a teenager. You only act like that when people repeatedly give in to you and bend the knee.

 

[FarmVille]

This isn’t a joke they are actually posting about how they had to call CRISES HOTLINES because the interview upset them so much. This poster made a whole ass post about how her boyfriend had to hold her while she cried and had to call the crises hotlines. I started to post a bunch of screen caps but you get the idea. This was one of several posts of the reddits having mental break downs. It really is insane.

Oh boy exceptional haturs.

This same poster made a thread ahout how SHE KNOWS amber smells because…… she is fat and smells.

 

[TardiX]

she is fat and smells

LMAO @ "I personally consider myself morbidly obese", No, you just are morbidly obese you fat bitch. I personally consider water to be wet but that's just me.

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

Oh boy exceptional haturs.

This same poster made a thread ahout how SHE KNOWS amber smells because…… she is fat and smells.

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Does she know she's supposed to lift her fat folds to wash and dry in between them?

On an unrelated note, now that Hamber is problematic(tm) will Zachary Michael "stop reacting to her" the way he does with Chantal or is she too much of a cash cow for him?

 

[Kier Starmer]

Zach for a while has leaned more on Chantal but he will never give up Amber however his views have been in decline as Amber generates less and less interest.

 

[D.Angus]

Spoiler: Archive

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Jesus, she looks like a hooker in that thumbnail, makes me think I stumbled upon the discounted section of the OKC Backpages, just after Alabaster Jones's hos but before the midget strippers. I don't think anyone will be saying "She's my ho now" about Amber anytime soon. Love that for her.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Zach for a while has leaned more on Chantal but he will never give up Amber however his views have been in decline as Amber generates less and less interest.

Remember, Zach refers to Amber as "my employer." Chantal is just a side job.

 

[Constellationzero]

Oh boy exceptional haturs.

This same poster made a thread ahout how SHE KNOWS amber smells because…… she is fat and smells.

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And? That's dumb to you?

Redditors are just roving black holes but this one's the ol' stopped clock. Don't believe me? Share space (even for one hour) with a deathfat. Because they DO fucking smell. And they smell like anything from the 8th grade locker room to a park toilet in mid-August.
Including less than FIVE minutes out of a legitimate shower where soap and scalding hot water were involved.

But the cRiSiS hOtLiNe redditors... LOL

 

[maybe a pigeon]

I’m reading Reddit and laughing so hard at how insane these people are.

This isn’t a joke they are actually posting about how they had to call CRISES HOTLINES because the interview upset them so much. This poster made a whole ass post about how her boyfriend had to hold her while she cried and had to call the crises hotlines. I started to post a bunch of screen caps but you get the idea. This was one of several posts of the reddits having mental break downs. It really is insane.

Honestly low key I get scared for the amber. I hope they are being dramatic. (Surely?) because they way they talk about amber you’d think she was the fucking devil. Like they have actual weird as fuck fantasies about capturing her and shit. Anyways. Big LOL
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Ok, Gen Z.

 

[440088]

Does she know she's supposed to lift her fat folds to wash and dry in between them?

On an unrelated note, now that Hamber is problematic(tm) will Zachary Michael "stop reacting to her" the way he does with Chantal or is she too much of a cash cow for him?