Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[a hapless toad]

It would not be at all surprising if these calculators, which are of dubious value to begin with, were even close to accurate for weights as high as 500 pounds.

I've sperged before about how deathfat alcohol tolerance may be paradoxically low, because of obesity related hepatic dysfunction. Amber probably can't drink as much as you think she can.

It also doesn't take into account her likely NFALD (she's mentioned elevated elevated liver enzyme levels before in her bloodwork).

You're both right and she's also pretty alcohol naive (in the sense of alcohol tolerance due to regular drinking - she's naive in many MANY other ways too) but five Buzzballs over the course of however many hours getting her drunk (or even tipsy) feels... iffy. But who knows?

The idea that ALR is the one special circumstance in the entire history of the child welfare system where being put into the foster care system was not a traumatic or shitty experience is the single most retarded thread haturs try to spin.

Anyone who is removed from their parents due to neglect and forced into state care deserves some sympathy. Even if they grow up to be a fat narc.

How many people would consider having parents in jail for drug related offenses but foster parents who help with the phone bill and send gift cards for Christmas to be an adequate trade off?

I'm not saying being in foster care in general wasn't traumatic, nor was I implying that having neglectful, drug addict parents wasn't traumatic.

I have sympathy for ALR in:re her childhood up to a point, but lying about her situation and suggesting that her foster parents were neglectful and abusive as well is bullshit and that's where my sympathy ends. She didn't need to lie for sympathy but did anyway because it's never enough for her.

 

[FarmVille]

I'm not saying being in foster care in general wasn't traumatic, nor was I implying that having neglectful, drug addict parents wasn't traumatic.

I have sympathy for ALR in:re her childhood up to a point, but lying about her situation and suggesting that her foster parents were neglectful and abusive as well is bullshit and that's where my sympathy ends. She didn't need to lie for sympathy but did anyway because it's never enough for her.

I started by original comment by saying there is no way to verify anything ALR claims about her time in foster care.

Saying that one of the places she lived in has four bedrooms therefore she’s lying about everything is just an internet assumption. It’s not some impossible idea that a home with multiple foster children might need more than 4 bedrooms. She’s said her foster parents didn’t really help her out and by all accounts they didn’t.

 

[Lesbian Grandma]

I can’t believe how normal Destiny’s siblings look. Is she a changeling?

Dusty actually used to be about the same size as her sister is here when she was younger but she's always had that potato face, like others said it screams FAS.

 

[Here to Gawk]

It would not be at all surprising if these calculators, which are of dubious value to begin with, were even close to accurate for weights as high as 500 pounds.

I've sperged before about how deathfat alcohol tolerance may be paradoxically low, because of obesity related hepatic dysfunction. Amber probably can't drink as much as you think she can.

I'm a noob and genuinely curious about deathfat alcohol tolerance. Could you please point me to said sperg posts?

 

[Chameleon]

The crown situation type deal (new IG post) is getting a little old. I know she is trolling but I do think somewhere in there she believes it all...

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

"he said grandma/aunt Tammy kicked her out because she was fat and eating all their food only for Tammy to retardedly reveal that it was really because Amber was asking her addict mom too many questions and risked Kristine's relapse. "

It speaks volumes about this fucked up mess of a "family" that their solution to a child asking questions about why her mother was too off her tits on drink and drugs to save her from being bounced around the care system is to kick out said child rather than tell Mama Meth to pussy up and face the consequences of her actions.

(Sorry the quote function is being teh ghey)

 

[Agoodpotroast]

"he said grandma/aunt Tammy kicked her out because she was fat and eating all their food only for Tammy to retardedly reveal that it was really because Amber was asking her addict mom too many questions and risked Kristine's relapse. "

It speaks volumes about this fucked up mess of a "family" that their solution to a child asking questions about why her mother was too off her tits on drink and drugs to save her from being bounced around the care system is to kick out said child rather than tell Mama Meth to pussy up and face the consequences of her actions.

(Sorry the quote function is being teh ghey)

Hey man, people don't become drug addicts or manipulative deathfats because they grew up with The Brady's as their family system. Not saying anyone was right in that situation but to be thrown out of the house by your own family, there had to have been more going on than JUST that.

 

[StrawberryDouche]

The idea that ALR is the one special circumstance in the entire history of the child welfare system where being put into the foster care system was not a traumatic or shitty experience is the single most retarded thread haturs try to spin.

Anyone who is removed from their parents due to neglect and forced into state care deserves some sympathy. Even if they grow up to be a fat narc.

How many people would consider having parents in jail for drug related offenses but foster parents who help with the phone bill and send gift cards for Christmas to be an adequate trade off?

I've made this point often and forcefully in the past when people have said that because Amber didn't grow up in a war torn country, she has nothing to complain about. Being put in foster care is one of the worst things that can happen to a kid.

However.

You're conflating it with a false idea that all foster parents are greedy pigs who only do it for a measly stipend and all foster homes are rat infested ghetto slums. That's objectively untrue.

These people had a large, beautiful home and Amber wasn't sleeping in the kitchen on a palette of straw like a medieval scullery maid. They treated her well, and continued to do so even after she fatted off to somewhere else.

Even in San Francisco today, 20k/month is damn good money. In today's money, that's $27,000.

 

[Jerome Saunders]

The crown situation type deal (new IG post) is getting a little old. I know she is trolling but I do think somewhere in there she believes it all...

She definitely buys into it, Amber is a very competitive person. Wether it be rubbing her moms face in not winning at the arcade, spit cackling at Becky when she got the wrong answer at a card game, drama with other youtubers. Everyone loves Ambers soups and the doctors are always amazed by her bloodwork and resilient spirit.

She's been singing Chantal's praises lately but I pray that she is just a few buzzballs away from telling us how she really feels

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

Destiny is a fucking fat hog compared to her siblings. I’m also on the FAS train. Bitch is missing some chromosomes

 

[raritycat]

Looping it back to Cassidy, I think her reaction to the Schrodinger's Amber-story about foster care is entirely telling about her character. Even if Amber was lying about her experience with the Feeney family, thinking that it was 'perfectly fine' to sleep on the kitchen floor or in the garage is fucked. She doesn't view shitty conditions for what they are (four people in a studio apartment; forcing a chick with a kid to live off of your minimum wage job; etc.) and in turn has the nerve to act shocked when her girlfriends retaliate.

It should also be noted that those rooms in their home belonged to John & Lynn's kids, Alycia and Conor, who would have been teenagers and living there when Amber and Tony were.

Alycia's Facebook
Conor's Facebook

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Hey man, people don't become drug addicts or manipulative deathfats because they grew up with The Brady's as their family system. Not saying anyone was right in that situation but to be thrown out of the house by your own family, there had to have been more going on than JUST that.

Oh, absolutely. Amber is a manipulative immature retarded piece of shit from a long line of manipulative immature retarded pieces of shit. But assuming the story that Amber was kicked out for potentially making her mother relapse by asking questions is true, the fact that Aunt Tammy tells that story so casually as if this is an entirely reasonable thing to do plumbs new depths of failing your family. No wonder Amber is the way she is if these specimens were her example.

 

[caffeinated_pirate]

I dunno if I can buy Tammy’s story of her getting kicked out for asking too many questions. I mean, that’s too retarded even for retards.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

I've made this point often and forcefully in the past when people have said that because Amber didn't grow up in a war torn country, she has nothing to complain about. Being put in foster care is one of the worst things that can happen to a kid.

However.

You're conflating it with a false idea that all foster parents are greedy pigs who only do it for a measly stipend and all foster homes are rat infested ghetto slums. That's objectively untrue.

PL helmet off as lightly as possible, yes.

PL helmet back on, we all know Amber is prone to creating a narrative to make herself look as sympathetic as possible. Regardless of how shitty your ife was, its just as pathetic of hr to blame her mon/aunt/whoever for her dysfunction now as it is for Casey to blame their dysfunction on Amber now. We're fucking 30 years old, get over it. No one cares and if you expect us farmers who get their frustrations on calling you liar fatmouths out on the internet to give you sympathy, I have a bridge I can sell you.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Can anyone answer me what Casey gained from this interview? Maybe Snowflake paid her/he/whatever something but outside of that I can't see why this person would re-interject themselves into this mess.

Was there a channel plugged? I just don't get it. What is there to gain by doing this? Setting the story straight? Why bother responding when you claim you just want to move on with life. How many god damn therapy sessions have you been to over the years Casey you idiot? Do you think any of the specialists you have seen (most likely on the tax payers dime may I add) would advise you to act this way?

No you attention seeking whore.

Like fuck it seems like the only two smart girlfriends are Krystle and Jade.

 

[FarmVille]

You're conflating it with a false idea that all foster parents are greedy pigs who only do it for a measly stipend and all foster homes are rat infested ghetto slums. That's objectively untrue.

There is also a big difference between “this house might not have had enough bedrooms for four teenagers and other foster children” and “all foster homes are rat infested slums.”

This wasn’t the only place she lived and as was mentioned upthread, someone who is accustomed to nice situations and beautiful homes wouldn’t want to live in a studio apartment with four people.

Can anyone answer me what Casey gained from this interview? Maybe Snowflake paid her/he/whatever something but outside of that I can't see why this person would re-interject themselves into this mess.

Admiration from Amber obsessed plebbiters?

 

[RedMage]

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[PotatoSalad4711]

"he said grandma/aunt Tammy kicked her out because she was fat and eating all their food only for Tammy to retardedly reveal that it was really because Amber was asking her addict mom too many questions and risked Kristine's relapse. "

It speaks volumes about this fucked up mess of a "family" that their solution to a child asking questions about why her mother was too off her tits on drink and drugs to save her from being bounced around the care system is to kick out said child rather than tell Mama Meth to pussy up and face the consequences of her actions.

(Sorry the quote function is being teh ghey)

I’ve seen stuff like this happen with certain families. They protect the addict at all costs. It’s treated as either no big deal or some secret that isn’t allowed to be talked about. It really is the “elephant in the room” and for once I don’t mean Amber.

Twelve step programs will tell you to take a moral inventory and try to make amends, but even if you don’t go to AA/NA, not dealing with your past is a damn good way to relapse.

Having said that, I’m not sure what really happened here. It could have been that Amber was being a bitch and throwing her mom’s addiction in her face instead of actually sitting down to discuss the issues. It hardly matter though, because all these people are absolutely terrible.

 

[Clusterfuckk2]

The fat bitch’s grandma probably kicked her out for being a lazy gluttonous lesbo. Tammy would never say that though cause of how it would appear.

 

[raritycat]

Recap:

• Amber debates three ugly Torrid cardigans
• Amber goes to a Christmas party with her subscribers and her mom
• Amber talks about how it's the first Christmas she's spending with her mom since she was 14, wants to focus on spending time with her family
• Addresses Cassidy's interview with Mr Snowflake; says she wants to move on; reiterates that the relationship was toxic on both ends
• Claims she lost weight because her Barbie tank top is looser than it was when she bought it in Kentucky (let's all ignore that she may have slept in it a few times and stretched it out/gained weight and stretched it out before losing said weight again)
• Puts together a Swiffer; makes a Juicy Couture joke
• Films an outro today on the 26th, reminds everyone it's her 33rd birthday tomorrow and that the number 3 is REAL IMPORTANTUH to her family

Spoiler: Archive