Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[YourName56]

Just saw this. View attachment 6307476
Didn't they only start dating in like earlier this year. That was fast.

Why can Becky heal, her relationship with Amberlynn? Damn, i don't understand this. This is don't going to finish in a good way. Destiny and Lexus was more satisfated how they got married.

This was the reason Amber put that shit on Instagram.

Oh fuck me I can hear the beggy supporters already. They are gonna eat this shit up.

"So proud of you Beck!" "She scored a hottie" "Big Cherry is SEETHING right now"

I guess kudos for finding another fat cow and best of luck to what ever welfare/disability scam you're gonna pull Beggester.

Hopefully not too many long shifts at the Sadness Factory. I miss your dead eyes explaining how depressed you are as you struggled to breathe you thick necked cunt.

I agree with this. An marrige is more complex than having a fucking party.

 

[goodgrief]

And you were correct. Beggy supporters are doing exactly that while also reminding every normal person that ACTUALLYYY, it's not Becky, it's Beck. And it's THEY.

At this point, getting engaged should be listed as a hobby for every gorl in Hambo's orbit. Right after goeen to Wommart and goeen ouu too eeee.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

At least Becky's new piece isn't a complete troll - she might be the prettiest of the ham system orbiting Amber yet.

Tbh I really don't give a flying fuck what these dumbasses do once they leave the show, and I hope this latest development doesn't cause this thread to spiral into retarded think-pieces on how and when proposal and marriage are appropriate. As weird as these losers are ya'll need to remember we're just as fucking lame for spending our time on KF laughing at fatties.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Had to ask myself, if I found Amber now anywhere online. Would she be interesting enough to follow?

God, no unless you’re tracking comparisons of aging and self infantalizing behaviour.

 

[TrainWreckSpotter]

Aww I kinda liked the short lived arc when ricky was trying to help eric improve by learning to drive and getting a job and both losing weight. There's no doubt that living with Big Al probably had some effect on the divorce happening

Ricky was the only sympathetic character in the Amberverse. Eric is a whiny succubus. I never understood what Ricky saw in him.

 

[passionpoop]

Ricky was the only sympathetic character in the Amberverse. Eric is a whiny succubus. I never understood what Ricky saw in him.

He was gainfully employed and seemed mostly normal aside from that awful lisp (I hate lisps so much it's unreal). Hope he remains unrelated to this dumpster fire.

 

[Empress of Lucite]

He was gainfully employed and seemed mostly normal aside from that awful lisp (I hate lisps so much it's unreal). Hope he remains unrelated to this dumpster fire.

Eric was the one with the lisp. Ricky was mostly normal except for the Gary Busey-esque resting face.

 

[Fee]

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Didn't they only start dating in like earlier this year. That was fast.

Too quote the 600lb Buffalo "When you know, you know." lol

 

[Boolean Bitch]

...ya'll need to remember we're just as fucking lame for spending our time on KF laughing at fatties.

Excuse me, but the proper term is ECCENTRIC.

Yeah, this shitshow isn't fun anymore. But it's like a TV series you've watched for years and the final season feels like the writers are on autopilot. You just hang around to see how it ends.

What will happen to our Witless Wonder? Will one of her detractors finally post actual evidence of something worth giving a shit about? How fast will Ambo balloon to her 'highest recorded weight ever' with her new sidekick, Funnel-Boi? What is Amber's genetic limit? Which laaayg will the Dark Lord ('Beetus) take first? (I'm guessing the bigger one, but you never know). How desperate will Ambo get with her "content" when her viewership continues to plummet? To find the answers to these questions and more, tune in next time! Same FAT time; same FAT channel!

 

[maybe a pigeon]

@Boolean Bitch, you are eccentric; I am fucking lame.

I’m currently watching the Ankle react to Amber’s most current livestream. After all my whining.

I deserve to be dunked by a 500 pound lesbian into a toxic lake, if not worse.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Ricky was the only sympathetic character in the Amberverse. Eric is a whiny succubus. I never understood what Ricky saw in him.

Ricky's only redeeming feature was that he barely attempted to hide his contempt for Gorlyflop, whereas Eric was a two faced bitch who kissed her shelf arse to her face and then talked shit behind her back, like the stuff with Rafe that he gleefully reported back to Amber despite also fucking talking about her.

And I swear I say this every time she changes persona but this current iteration of Amber is the most insufferable yet. Who the fuck did she pick up this "nnnneeeeooooooo" thing from? It's like she's finally living out the shitty teenage drama filled "romance" fiction that she used to write on Wattpad. Also can Alexis just fuck off now, it's clear she's just seething that Amber picked a pooner and Justin Feeder over her greasy ass. Or, now that she's monetized (apparently) on YT, was this all just part of one long grift to get some youtube coin?

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

Tried to sit through Apathetic Faxx's recap of Amber's latest livestream and failed. This has become so boring. Middle school level of he said she said. Doesn't help that her current speech patterns are so fucking annoying. I commend anyone who can tolerate Amber atm.

 

[FatalTater]

I noticed at one point in this last livestream Amber said "no" normally and then corrected herself to say that trashy "nay-oh" thing (that I'm pretty sure she got from Alexis)

Is someone in her orbit turned on by that or something? I can't imagine she's just out here doing it for free....OH wait a minute. There are probably redditors retards out there running to her comment section to complain about it, giving traffic to her channel.

Protip - A hate watch, thumbs-down, or rude comment is still interaction and it still makes money for Amber.

 

[I was a Teenage “JA”-man]

The fact that nikocado based his whole character to clown on this dainty Gorl makes him actually fucking funny, still disgusting, but beanbag is what beanbag does.

 

[notfoodienotbeauty]

At this point, getting engaged should be listed as a hobby for every gorl in Hambo's orbit. Right after goeen to Wommart and goeen ouu too eeee.

But the funniest part of that is not a single one of them wanted to propose to Amber, and that is the one thing she has wanted forever. I guess Becky did, but with a ring Amber picked out and bought for herself.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

I don't even believe that Becky ackshooleee proposed, I think Big Al just kept harping on about it and Becky just went along with it because she was benzo'd out her tits/ depressed/ thought she'd never do any better so decided to settle and mindlessly went along with Amber's bullshit story about a true and honest diamond ring on a dildo, because she lacks anything resembling a spine and leaving Amber would have meant getting a *gasp* job.

Edit: me fail english

 

[Constellationzero]

And I swear I say this every time she changes persona but this current iteration of Amber is the most insufferable yet.

Drinks Buzzball(TM). Flourishes the buzzball exaggeratedly like a faggot.

Thahht is...HECTIC.
Thahht's HEC-TIC!

Ohhmaigahh, thahht is saoow... HECTIC!
It's HECTIC!
HECTIC!
I would NEV-VER do something HEC-TIC liek thahht!

Flourishes the buzzball in front of the camera. Eyefucks view finder. Drinks.

OhmaiGahh--I'm seww drunk, yew guise! Thahht's HECTIC!

 

[Lex in tonne]

Ricky was the only sympathetic character in the Amberverse. Eric is a whiny succubus. I never understood what Ricky saw in him.

I always believed it was a case of the only other gay guy in the village.

god I miss Ricky. rotten tooth and all.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

Never understood Eric’s appeal to anyone. He gives off failed twink vibes.

He was whiny, unintelligent, a blind follower type and just… yuck,

 

[Alisindria’s revenge]

Fat lesbian drama, jesus - bring back dramageddon. I’d rather listen to Jeffrey Starr threaten to scratch out everyone’s eyeballs than endure a gaggle of fat bitches too lazy to even speak in real-time speed. Are they all on xannies, or is the cholesterol clogging up their brain stems that much?? And fuck Gen Z for existing and giving “ALRD” her newest persona. Kill me.