Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[Backstage Talk]

she just got some kind of notification and started fake crying bc shes 'drunk-type-deal'. the realest crying always involves checking yourself in the camera and making duck faces dont cha know.

EDIT: this latest fake personality is genuinely my least favorite. this fake stupid teeny-bopper troll shit with the fake accent and "hectic" and "nauurrr" is so annoying.

omg lets start my first post. She started fake crying literally out of nowhere no one knew why, then she went to pee and came back and said she cried because Alexis ALLEGEDLY texted her saying "i miss you. stop crying in the club" and when I asked "how did alexis text you to stop crying if the text is what made you cry" and I GOT PUT IN TIMEOUT BY MODERATORS.

She literally can't stop herself from lying. this is just ridiculous.

 

[a hapless toad]

and when I asked "how did alexis text you to stop crying if the text is what made you cry" and I GOT PUT IN TIMEOUT BY MODERATORS.

OH NOES, YOU ACTED LIKE A RETARD AND THEY PUT YOU IN FAGGOT JAIL?!? AND THEN YOU CAME TO KIWIFARMS TO CRY ABOUT IT?

no1curr, nigger.

 

[Backstage Talk]

OH NOES, YOU ACTED LIKE A RETARD AND THEY PUT YOU IN FAGGOT JAIL?!? AND THEN YOU CAME TO KIWIFARMS TO CRY ABOUT IT?

no1curr, nigger.

I came to kiwifarms to express how she lied about recieving a text from alexis, or lied about the contents of it. i just pointed out that her moderators or her were aware and were removing people pointing it out. forgot how quickly people get triggered on here. will go back to lurking now

 

[a hapless toad]

omg lets start my first post. She started fake crying literally out of nowhere no one knew why, then she went to pee and came back and said she cried because Alexis ALLEGEDLY texted her saying "i miss you. stop crying in the club" and when I asked "how did alexis text you to stop crying if the text is what made you cry" and I GOT PUT IN TIMEOUT BY MODERATORS.

She literally can't stop herself from lying. this is just ridiculous.

I came to kiwifarms to express how she lied about recieving a text from alexis, or lied about the contents of it. i just pointed out that her moderators or her were aware and were removing people pointing it out. forgot how quickly people get triggered on here. will go back to lurking now

Yes, you definitely should go back to lurking, because if you had LURKED MOAR you'd know we're not triggered, we're just not idiots who come here to post about how clever we are when we've actually been stupid enough to interact with the cows.

And when/if you come back, here's a suggestion as to how your OMG FIRST POST should have gone...

"She started fake crying literally out of nowhere no one knew why, then she went to pee and came back and said she cried because Alexis ALLEGEDLY texted her saying "i miss you. stop crying in the club" and when someone asked "how did alexis text you to stop crying if the text is what made you cry" they got put in timeout by moderators. so she either lied about getting a text from alexis or lied about the contents of it, but either she or her moderators are aware and are removing people who are pointing it out."

 

[Toothpaste Chocolates]

this latest fake personality is genuinely my least favorite. this fake stupid teeny-bopper troll shit with the fake accent and "hectic" and "nauurrr" is so annoying.

Same. I thought smuglynn lecturing us during the Jade era was bad. This is way worse. At least back then, it seems like she's behaving like a smug know-it-all mid-30s woman, but now she seems to be forcing the persona of a Gen Z girlie, pretending to be younger than she is. Absolutely annoying. I would call her clueless during the Becky era, while in this current era, Amber comes off like an air-headed tiktok "e-girl". All of which she is not.

 

[tuna and cum sandwich]

i have nothing on topic to add because this chicanery is boring as fuck and none of these new characters matter to me.

I don't think the farms has discussed ALR's thinly veiled piss kink and that deeply irks me. It started during the Jade era. How do we think they practiced that, everyone? Do we think the constant UTI smell and Guinness coloration added to the experience or took away? Who was the pisser and who was the pissee? Was it a shower activity or did it not matter since the apartment stank to high heaven of ass crack and urine anyways? Will Emily take part? So many questions., so little answers.

 

[dfranki723]

Well bugger me, when was this piss fetish a thing?

 

[Boolean Bitch]

You SOB you got me with those spoilers

I’m confused by the post; the fuck are you trying to say?

Are you implying that this person is close enough to Amber to be in ear shot of the same gun?

The livestream is more of the same : smugness and stupid as she sits there fatly.

Praise to who ever here sums up this shit because even reactors can’t even make shit of this crap.

I think the poster is trying to connect Amber and the person who wrote the comment by this seemingly "inside joke" they're sharing. Most likely, the whole thing could have just been a reference to a livestream that Amber did in Summer 2021 where she audibly farted on live, then blamed the sound on "gunshots". I doubt that this is the Abby.

The timeline of this is just so autistic. They "met" a month ago.. have been talking since at least April... with Slommy acting suicidal over her 1k lb soulmate's death the whole time since, a death that she facilitated btw.... and so the logical next step is that they decide to get married before moving in. Forget the U-haul, this is more like "Bullet train lesbians".

You're also forgetting the detail that Amber started these relationships with the end goal of trapping one of them into marriage so they couldn't leave her. Which means that Amber's decision to marry was probably as soon as the first message came in. This level of speed can only be explained using Zefram Cochrane's Warp Theory.

LOL at Amber ignoring the "We're divorced officially" to talk about herself.

So then, it was Eric whining about Amber ignoring him. That doesn't sound like he's just putting up with her for money, as per the theory of how he could hang out with Amber despite what she did to Becky - Eric's best friend since highschool. I mean, we knew that he was a messy bitch after the Rafe incident, but he's actually a total piece of shit.

OH NOES, YOU ACTED LIKE A RETARD AND THEY PUT YOU IN FAGGOT JAIL?!? AND THEN YOU CAME TO KIWIFARMS TO CRY ABOUT IT?

no1curr, nigger.

Woah woah woah, wait a second..... Amber has MODERATORS now?

 

[a llama weighs 450lbs]

the past few livestreams she's had one mod sometimes moderating things, and the most recent stream it seemed like emily had mod privileges and was deleting stuff in the chat

 

[Morticia Addams]

I came to kiwifarms to express how she lied about recieving a text from alexis, or lied about the contents of it. i just pointed out that her moderators or her were aware and were removing people pointing it out. forgot how quickly people get triggered on here. will go back to lurking now

Ignore the retards.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

the past few livestreams she's had one mod sometimes moderating things, and the most recent stream it seemed like emily had mod privileges and was deleting stuff in the chat

She's morphing into LifebyJen! She has her own Gene!

Let's hope this one also has issues with alcohol and propensity towards responding to hayders.

 

[QueenCeeCee]

the past few livestreams she's had one mod sometimes moderating things, and the most recent stream it seemed like emily had mod privileges and was deleting stuff in the chat

Yeah. If anyone is wondering why most of the comments were positive on that stream - that's why. I got put in prison for saying that isn't the story that the new girl didn't know who she was and such the same story she gave about Faleen ? Nope - you are no longer allowed to point out how today's lies sound a lot like the admitted lies of the past. Or bring up she needs therapy. And then you can't even leave comments after the stream anymore. That shit show is no fun anymore

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

Holy shit. Hint in glitter:

 

[dfranki723]

Thread is getting real Reddit-y lately.

 

[nofriendofours]

Just saw this.

Didn't they only start dating in like earlier this year. That was fast.

 

[Atrax_Morgue_Dat_Pussy]

Just saw this. View attachment 6307476
Didn't they only start dating in like earlier this year. That was fast.

Oh fuck me I can hear the beggy supporters already. They are gonna eat this shit up.

"So proud of you Beck!" "She scored a hottie" "Big Cherry is SEETHING right now"

I guess kudos for finding another fat cow and best of luck to what ever welfare/disability scam you're gonna pull Beggester.

Hopefully not too many long shifts at the Sadness Factory. I miss your dead eyes explaining how depressed you are as you struggled to breathe you thick necked cunt.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Just saw this. View attachment 6307476
Didn't they only start dating in like earlier this year. That was fast.

That would explain the ring emoji on Amber's account. Wow: 3 years since the narc injury of being dumped by Becky, and she STILL lives rent free in Ambo's head. Pathetic.

 

[maybe a pigeon]

Does anyone else feel as if they’re drowning in livestreams? Because I’m sorry; I can’t. These cows are not smart or entertaining on their own, and anyone who livestreams a reaction to a livestream belongs in a circle of hell that Dante never envisioned. Some of these reactor streams are three or four hours long. Sorry, not going to spend three hours upside down in a lake of your lukewarm shit.

 

[Bogliacci]

Does anyone else feel as if they’re drowning in livestreams?

Was just thinking how lame it was all getting, just devolved into grifting for our gorl.

 

[kittycat69]

Was just thinking how lame it was all getting, just devolved into drifting for our gorl.

So I'm going back to the old times and looking over the highlights just to refresh my memory and catch up and I will say that it's definitely a blast looking at the old posts and so much was going on at the time.

Sure there is still ongoing drama but it is very stunted because there is hardly any evidence and barely any leaks from any side. The milk is running very dry atm.