I remember when I documented the whole trip from Kentucky to Oklahoma, so i'm gonna document the whole trip from Oklahoma to Wisconsin, even though Its been 2 months since this video, and I'm not really that interested in Amberlynn i'm just a road autist....
And I bet Amber thought she was being clever by only showing clips where it looked like she was in the middle of nowhere
That was amazing work!
Too lazy to finish it but I had chatgpt generate a MTG card called Big Al, the cat killer because it sounded like one. I came up with the specifics as well
Big Al, the Cat Killer Legendary Creature — Human Beast Mana Cost: {3}{R}{G} Power/Toughness: 5/5 Abilities: Trample Sacrifice a Cat: Create a Food token. (Food tokens are artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you create a Food token, Big Al, the Cat Killer gets +1/+1 until end of turn. Flavor Text: "It's not about the cats; it's about the grind." Set Symbol: A paw print with a slash through it. Rarity: Mythic Rare
I would have figured this to be a Green/Black card though (black due to the creature sacrifice resulting in lifegain). Or maybe even a Red/Black, where instead of trample, sacrificing the cat gives her bloodlust (a permanent +1/+1 boost to this card and all other cards in play with the bloodlust mechanic)? Honestly, Amber would fit right in with the Innistrad plane!
But still, a 5/5 for 5 with trample, AND token sacrifice for lifegain on every turn, AND a strength/toughness boost? That's super value, and incredible utility - two things no one would attribute to Amber.
OH! Maybe it's actually an Innistrad flip card (that flipped based on the day/night mechanic). To balance that power and add correct flavour (ew) to Big AL, the day side of the card would have to be something incredibly aggravating and utterly useless like:
Amberlynn Freaking Reid: 0/0 for (R)(G). Rarity: Grae
Creature Type: Human Wall
Abilities: Defender (this creature can't attack). Amberlynn Freaking Reid cannot block creatures (due to mentul things is scary). When Amberlynn Freaking Reid enters the battlefield, everyone draws one card from the top of their library, and immediately places it back on top of their library without looking at it.
During your upkeep: Remove 1 Food Token you control from the game. Amberlynn Freaking Reid gets +1/+1 (but still cannot block creatures). If you have have no food tokens in play, you receive damage in the form of a poison counter (due to being bitten by Amber).
During each other player's upkeep phase: Search your
hand deck for 5 basic lands, show them to your opponents (so they can all see how ky-ute they are), and then shuffle them back into your deck.
"Thoughts excape my mind, like maggots on a train"
(Yeah this is off-topic... but technically, so are all of Amber's current vlogs, so...)
What the fuck is going on here?
Her arms are too heavy, and she's too fat to take care of the back of her hair anymore. There were vlogs from 2019 where Amber would turn around, and for a second you could see the horrific greasy and tangled mess at the back of her head. Just yet another sign that we are rocketting towards levels of mass not seen since the bedbound era.
