Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[StarkRavingMad]

There hasn't been a single frame of Emily where she hasn't looked like a creep.

Good Lord.

 

[marjoram]

“Interviewing” FatAl the Killer of Cats ( or KoC, if you will) should consist of only two questions—“How did you get so fucking fat?” and “What are you doing to stop being so fucking fat?” That’s it, that’s the only thing she can speak on with any authority, much too dumb for anything else.

And—Bastspeed, little Rarital. You didn’t deserve any of this. You were a beautiful, elegant kitty and many people are saddened by your passing.
FatAl, the KoC will never be allowed to forget you.

 

[Lard]

What could big Al the cat killer even vlog about this Christmas? I doubt she has any money to make an ocean of presents again or to even do the opening a present from Amazon daily. We will have to see what fed Bundy gives her I guess

Unless it’s “Takeeeen My pets to the Vet to be MICROCHIPPED| Vlogmas day 3”…. She deserves the inevitable cardiac/stroke event that leaves her in a vegetative state BY CHRISTMAS. Then Emily Franz can replace her by March.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

Seems like Amber is doing the totally normal lesbian “teehee do you think I’m bi babe?” Shtick she does with every GF to keep them on edge. Either Emily’s getting jealous of all the skinny black dudes chatting her up in public or she’s pulling a Jade and getting her to agree to adding “peen” to the bedroom.

Edit-
She accidentally left a nanosecond of a pic of her and Emily filming the voiceover in bed lol. Looks like a preteen boy looking at his mom. I wonder how high up Emily’s bed is and how hard it is for Amber to get in and out of.View attachment 6708273

Good catch.

Wonder if this slip up is gonna have any repercussions for the hog.

Spoiler: Dumb take

Shower me in puzzle pieces and garbage cans but why does she lowkey look like the white lezbo version of Xi Jinping?

 

[Guntsress Of Diabeteeze]

Good catch.
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Wonder if this slip up is gonna have any repercussions for the hog.

Spoiler: Dumb take

Shower me in puzzle pieces and garbage cans but why does she lowkey look like the white lezbo version of Xi Jinping?
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Emily looks quite androgynous by default, in true lesbian style. Chinks also generally look androgynous too when you cut their hair short so It's not surprising.

This vlogmas may prove to be more boring and redundant than when it was with Jade. I wonder if Amber doesn't wanna do full body shots now, sad times, I was expecting a lot more shitty angles (Like Salah filming Chantal) with her having a feeder GF. Though Ambers ego is bigger than her gunts so maybe not

 

[Your-Fairy-Wish-Prince]

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If I remember right she bought a brand new, COMPELTE AND WRAPPED box set of something because it was on sale and she wanted to read it "sometime"

There were over 10 volumes iirc

Remember she bought IT bet that cover was never cracked.

 

[Bibbity Bobbity]

Tl;dw: Absolute nontent; Hambo, rocking the outhouse shirt, makes food that looks somewhat edible...

Interesting. Kinda getting the vibe that Emily might have hinted that while she's is out there, you know, WORKING, Amber should do something useful while she's being a squatter.

Also, ground beef????? I know 90% leeeeean, followed by 5 cheese garlic bread. But I sense a change in dynamics with this. Emily pays the mortgage, so her preference might overrule Amber's; don't give me no ground turkey where it don't belong.

During this talk, Amber threatens Emily with cooking her famous chili.

I hate that when I make chili, I think of the chili abominations this bitch foists on others. Emily doesn't depend on Amber's largesse, so she might not have to pretend it's orgasmic. Might even suggest/insist using beef.

If she was invited to the Franz family Tgiving, there'd be loving shots of a Midwestern turkey feast. But no. It was probably (several) Stouffer's for one.

 

[BubblezMcThreee]

While I can see Amber being stupid enough to see a construction site with a salamander heater and think that it's a house fire, I just can't see Emily (who lives in the real world) as being this stupid. While I mostly believe that this story firmly sits in the category of "Shit that never happened"... a small part of me is wondering if this was a test. You know, like Emily kinda went along with this to see how far Amber would go with something ridiculous if there were no grownups around to stop her.

I would maybe understand someone not recognizing the difference between a flashing space heater and the flames of an out of control fire, if they are from someplace where you rarely see these thingsheaters, like Florida or Hawaii. Amber is from Caliofrnia originally, but she's lived in cold climates enough where one would think she'd seen a few heaters in her day. But OK, she's an idiot who doesn't pay attention to the world around her, so I might give her this one, but Emily has lived her whole life in Wisconsin...a tit numbingly freezing place, so she's definitely seen all kinds of heaters, also, wasn't her father their town's fire chief? I know that wasn't HER job, but you'd think she'd know something about fire safety and what an actual fire looks like.

 

[Constellationzero]

Emily looks quite androgynous by default, in true lesbian style. Chinks also generally look androgynous too when you cut their hair short so It's not surprising.

Married to a butch lesbian here: NEWP. WRONG.

Emily Franz, employed by Clarity Care, Wisconsin is just straight up creepy and looks a bit... slow. But, above all, she looks creepy and very much like a Punch doll.

Clarity Care has a thing for waxen Punch dolls.

 

[HansKlokBier]

i've gained weight.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=y3aj_VOeGxs

 

[lol cow supreme]

i've gained weight.

https://preservetube.com/watch?v=y3aj_VOeGxs

Skip to 1:34 for the "big" reveal. Don't worry, its over by 1:36.
She spends the most of this video trying to convince people she didnt sit on her cat and murder it, and shows a wrinkled up "missing cat" poster that is the most pathetic 2 seconds in google docs creation ever. You cant even tell its a cat thats missing.



This is not a "poster" that grabs peoples attention and gives them a nice view of the cat they are looking out for. This leads me to further lean towards the idea she knows the cat is dead and does not want anyone to even think they "found her" to bother her with phone calls.
I bet if you called her and texted her a perfect AI generated image of Rarity she'd say "nope thats not my cat sorry" cus she knows her cat is dead.

 

[Vect]

It's like planet Earth gaining an extra kilogram.

 

[Dissapointed Grandma]

Took a look at her most popular youtube short. That auto search suggestion is amazing.

 

[Goatchoker]

Rarity will thaw out in the spring I’m sure.


She looks FUCKING MASSIVE and greasy af in this stupid vlog.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

Edit-
She accidentally left a nanosecond of a pic of her and Emily filming the voiceover in bed lol. Looks like a preteen boy looking at his mom. I wonder how high up Emily’s bed is and how hard it is for Amber to get in and out of.

I see she's already at the "going to sleep in her day clothes and with her makeup on" phase of her relationship. Is this a PR for Amber re: shortest honeymoon period ever?

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On to the Shitshow - Amber's "i've gained weight." video:

It's mostly a GRWM video where Ambo says "I've gained a little bit of weight", and then changes the topic to earrings with a jumpcut. She says that she's getting ready because they're going to Tommy's family's house, which means that this was likely filmed on Thanksgiving. It ends with Amber giving a "Rarity Update", which is more of a "Look at everything I'm doing for my cat", and deflecting accountability while denying that she's deflecting accountability. And she's already taken accountability for the insensitivity of the red couch incident. She didn't mean it, so that means that her insensitive behaviours aren't AKTUALY insensitive!

It's INSANNNNE-UH that you hadurz would compare the Gracie situation to the Rarity one! According to Amber, she CAN'T be responsible, because Gracie disappeared in the dead of night when Amber was sleeping.... except that since the Krystle era, Amber has shown herself being up during the "dead of night" and sleeping during the day. (And Gracie disappeared before Amber got that job at Destiny's work and had to follow any sort of sleep schedule).

BONUS CONTENT Ambo broke a towel bar clean off the wall because the hambeast likely leaned on it - I guess she thought it was like the handicapped bars she had in her OKC apartment. She lightly balances it on the wall and declares it fixed.

 

[Swiss46]

What's a few extra dozen at this point? It's water under the bridge really.

 

[PPPTSD]

Seems like Amber is doing the totally normal lesbian “teehee do you think I’m bi babe?” Shtick she does with every GF to keep them on edge. Either Emily’s getting jealous of all the skinny black dudes chatting her up in public or she’s pulling a Jade and getting her to agree to adding “peen” to the bedroom.

Edit-
She accidentally left a nanosecond of a pic of her and Emily filming the voiceover in bed lol. Looks like a preteen boy looking at his mom. I wonder how high up Emily’s bed is and how hard it is for Amber to get in and out of.View attachment 6708273

Nah, Def part two of my series. Retarded fat child in the care home. She gets to come home for a night to her alcoholic mother.

 

[Kela de Thaym]

Still holding out hope Rarity found a loving, warm home to live out the remainder of her years in without being harangued by Fat Al, but it's all but obvious she's dead now.

Whatever Rarity's fate is, eat shit and die (in Minecraft) Amber.

 

[Janai]

Video is from thanksgiving, thanks for the prerecorded 5 minute videos, jesus christ

Spoiler: Same Shirt

 

[Rudolf's Friend]

MY 19 HOUR ROAD TRIP TO WISCONSIN!!!!!!! (!!!!!! <-- it needed a few more)

I remember when I documented the whole trip from Kentucky to Oklahoma, so i'm gonna document the whole trip from Oklahoma to Wisconsin, even though Its been 2 months since this video, and I'm not really that interested in Amberlynn i'm just a road autist.
So we start ourselves in
Oklahoma


Now funny enough I first thought she went on I-44 to get to Wisconsin, but she decided to go on I-35 instead even though I-35 doesn't go through Wisconsin but probably due to the fact that I-44 is a toll road in Oklahoma, and she decided to stop off at this rest stop in Guthrie called the Guthrie Travel Center off of exit 157 for State Route 33, and contrary to Amberlynn's claims, there is no 7-eleven inside.



Afterwards Amberlynn and her mom continue to drive through Oklahoma, but right before they get into Kansas, they get off I-35 due to it being a toll road in Kansas (Kansas Turnpike), so they get off at exit 231 for US Route 177 which they then get onto US Route 81 as US-177 ends in the town of South Haven. They then end up in the town of Wellington where they stop off at the Subway there near the tracks.

After this the gang stops off at a mcdonalds, now i'm not entirely sure which one they stopped at but it is likely this one off of Route 160, as it shares a similar architecture to the one seen in her video.


Amberlynn and her mom then get back on I-35 and travel all the way to the town of Lebo, where they stop at a Casey's gas station off of exit 148 for state route 131. For some reason this was hard for me to find even though it seemed easy to identify due to the Dollar General next to it.


Following this Amber and her mom cross into Missouri, where they are seen crossing over the Missouri river on I-35 and I-29 over the Christopher S. Bond Pylon Bridge.

After this she decided to take a stop at the Dunkin Donuts inside the Cameron Ambest Rest Stop off of Exit 54 in Cameron where Amberlynn's mom decided to get a Missouri fridge magnet. Now ironically enough this would have been hard to identify since Amberlynn didn't show any front pictures, but I searched up Dunkin Donuts and found that there was only one of these off of I-35, so that narrowed it down pretty easily.

Following this Amberlynn shows herself crossing into Iowa, which appears to have a new sign as the most recent google maps picture shows it with a older, worn out welcome sign.


Following this, Amberlynn and her mom drive I-35 into Des Moines, where they pick up I-80 and then get off exit 182 for state route 146 in Grinnell. They stop off at another Casey's which was identified by the older look of the station, and Amberlynn showing off the Kum & Go gas station next to it, which the last time it was pictured by Google it had an older Subway logo unlike her video.





After this she decides to get onto I-380 and then onto Us-151, stopping off at yet another Caseys. This one off of Route 151 near Cedar Rapids on Mt Vernon Road, which I was able to identify due to the Baseball field next to it. Following this she continues to travel down Route 151 into Wisconsin, where she stops at a Walmart in Dodgeville. Hard to identify but the sign gave it away.


After this she stayed on Route 151 through much of the state until getting off for route 26 to get to I-41, and after that she was at her new location in Oshkosh. Here's a map of what her journey looked like.