Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

[maybe a pigeon]

Unfortunately the uncropped version of the daycare sofa picture is burned into my brain cells. If you haven’t seen it, the room is full to overflowing with obese lesbians, and the general vibe is the piles of sea lions lounging around on Pier 39 in San Francisco. Please don’t feed the sea lions! Too late—here comes Destiny with a birthday cake.

In other news, GROUP HUG, I am so thankful the site is back up. Have some leftover turkey.

 

[Constellationzero]

and the general vibe is the piles of sea lions lounging around on Pier 39 in San Francisco.

It's walruses and elephant seals. Along with the smell of a million discarded Slydell pantiliners.

 

[dfranki723]

This silly cow bullshitting about shelters as if no-one knows how they actually run. There's a crisis right now with shelters and rescues, no-one, not even volunteers would give a flying fuck about Cunty McFatFuck and her fee-fees.
They don't have the time to involve themselves in this kind of mentally incompetent fuck fest and it's pathetic she'd even try to insinuate that. It's FBI Frank all over again.

I don't think she has ever for a second considered that her lies will not work with an audience that is filled with enough people that there is a chance a lot of them will know the ins and outs of whatever she is lying about.

 

[Hot CILF in your area]

New ALR video dropped.

Spoiler: Non-YouTube video

Tl;dw: Absolute nontent; Hambo, rocking the outhouse shirt, makes food that looks somewhat edible, grocery haul, Wasabi appearance (most relevant part), latter half of the video is, in her words a "podcast mohmunt" where we only get her and Emily talking over a still image. During this talk, Amber threatens Emily with cooking her famous chili.
The title is referring to how Amber and her marginally less retarded handler called 911 cuz they thought there was a fire in a building they passed by (it was a spac heater)

Edited cuz spelling is hard. Also i forgot to mention that she gives a short Rarity disclaimer for less than 30 seconds, during which she looks bored and slightly annoyed.

 

[Even more 8008135]

LOL, Shithouse Shirt again.

 

[-Jack-]

She's really trying to make people forget about the missing cat huh?

 

[maybe a pigeon]

It's walruses and elephant seals. Along with the smell of a million discarded Slydell pantiliners.

Eerily similar vibe, though--amirite?

 

[1039]

I was hoping we'd get to see Slommy eating AL's slop. she's going to make her famous chili taco soup with the big chunks of under cooked onion for her.

 

[w4vy_gr4vy]

Should we start a "How many vlogs since cat was last mentioned" counter?

 

[Peepeekakaland]

WHERE IS THE FUCKING CAT YOU LAZY PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE

 

[powdered toast]

WHERE IS THE FUCKING CAT YOU LAZY PIECE OF HUMAN WASTE

Amber got over Rarity's death about 20 seconds after she didn't come back inside the house. She cannot comprehend why anybody else is still hung up about this, so it must be fatphobia.

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

We are never seeing rarity again. Big Al the cat killer will be her permanent title now.

 

[Agoodpotroast]

We can speculate all we want whether Rarity is dead or not dead but. the cold hard fact is that even if she isn't, she wouldn't even know how to find her way back to the house. She's obviously not microchipped (bitch couldn't even be pressed to get her fixed) so no one is gonna bring her back and even if they wanted to, they'd ship her to Oklahoma gaycare. Because the low level effort of updating the chip information is far too much effort. Best case scenario, someone's got a new cat. Worst case scenario, she's splattered on the street or made some predator a decent meal. Either option is better than being with ALR.

 

[LightEmittingDiode]

Christmas will bring a new kitten, who Amber will keep off camera then -surprise- will show after a week as she’s tapped for content and can’t resist showing off.
Amber the Cat Killer strikes again! RIP Rarity. May your replacement fare better and have a not-stupid name.

 

[Dharma bump]

Schrodingers Rarity is a dull internet conversation best left in the early 2000s.

Not as dull as this woman explaining that she is going to make mini vlogs for 1/3 of every video, though.

Out of ideas at the very beginning. Place your bets for "why I'm quitting vlogmas"

 

[Tiki Bar Man 2]

What could big Al the cat killer even vlog about this Christmas? I doubt she has any money to make an ocean of presents again or to even do the opening a present from Amazon daily. We will have to see what fed Bundy gives her I guess

 

[powdered toast]

What could big Al the cat killer even vlog about this Christmas? I doubt she has any money to make an ocean of presents again or to even do the opening a present from Amazon daily. We will have to see what fed Bundy gives her I guess

Stupid made up clickbaity stories like "I had to call 911 omg" or more fake-crying while smirking over the cat, or we'll get some more made up family stories about her brother or foster care, or her mentals/fake doctors/fake therapy etc. If we're lucky she'll invent some new drama with an ex for views and piss someone off irl.

 

[Boolean Bitch]

While I can see Amber being stupid enough to see a construction site with a salamander heater and think that it's a house fire, I just can't see Emily (who lives in the real world) as being this stupid. While I mostly believe that this story firmly sits in the category of "Shit that never happened"... a small part of me is wondering if this was a test. You know, like Emily kinda went along with this to see how far Amber would go with something ridiculous if there were no grownups around to stop her.

Also, great job "cooking", Amber: premade pasta added to premade tomato sauce, with pre-grated parmesean cheese, with premade garlic toast, and a premade salad kit. Pathethic thing is that this is likely the closest thing to a "ho-made" meal that she's had since her previous girlfriend (her mother) several months ago.

Also, at about 19:00 minutes into Zachary Michael's "Amberlynn's 911 Call & Interview About Fatphobia" video, Zach goes back and checks his text messages (because he spoke to the same NBC jounalist). Zach says that he was messaging the journalist on Thanksgiving, and she told him that she had already interviewed ALR the day before. SOOOOOOOO... this "NEW" vlogmas content is old, pre-recorded garbage (and yet she STILL can't be arsed to upload more than a few minutes per day). This will be her worst vlogmas yet.

 

[Mother Gooseberry]

If this sets the precedent for the rest of vlogmas then I think I’m about to avoid this thread like a plague for the next month.

Never thought I’d see the day when I thought the Jade vlogmas’ were more entertaining than what we’re potentially getting now. At least when she was around we knew all of the animals were being taken care of

 

[Mekahineyho]

Seems like Amber is doing the totally normal lesbian “teehee do you think I’m bi babe?” Shtick she does with every GF to keep them on edge. Either Emily’s getting jealous of all the skinny black dudes chatting her up in public or she’s pulling a Jade and getting her to agree to adding “peen” to the bedroom.

Edit-
She accidentally left a nanosecond of a pic of her and Emily filming the voiceover in bed lol. Looks like a preteen boy looking at his mom. I wonder how high up Emily’s bed is and how hard it is for Amber to get in and out of.